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Dr Strangetweet 🍌 Or How I Learned To Love The RT

5 months

It is time once again for Dr Strangetweet’s Christmas Bizzare. If you are struggling to give your kids a Christmas, DM me. If you want to help kids and families have a Christmas, DM me. If you sell things, comment below.

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Dr Strangetweet 🍌 Or How I Learned To Love The RT

@lone_rides

2 years

You don’t like the decisions yesterday and today? You’re really not going to like the next part. I mean, it’s your fault, but you’re not going to like it.

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I keep seeing history being rewritten so let me offer a CliffsNotes version: We. All. Fucking. Stayed. Home. We all masked. We were all "in this together" until the restrictions became unreasonable.

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If you don’t like your pilot saying “Let’s Go, Brandon”, maybe you should build your own airline.

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@lone_rides

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There’s a saying about the danger of making people who want to be left alone get involved. You’ve made us get involved. So all of it, from here on out, is squarely on you. Enjoy the whirlwind you have so deservedly reaped.

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1 year

Elon bans pedophiles & child porn and the Left takes it as a personal attack.

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2 years

So now, we push back. We pushed back with Trump. We pushed back with state legislators. We pushed back with school boards. And we haven’t even begun to push back, kiddo.

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You had a chance to call a truce. You had a chance to be in control and be happy. You had a chance to just leave us alone. You didn’t.

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We’re going to push back on the LGBTQ agenda. We’re going to make your lives miserable when you try to get our kids to question their gender. We’re going to remove the power you think you have and put it in the hands of the parents.

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And during all of this, you pushed disagreeing politically to calling us Nazis and justifying violence against us, justifying harming our families and our jobs.

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You pushed abortion. From “legal, safe, and rare in these specific instances”, you pushed now to the point of post birth abortion on demand for any reason.

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You pushed and prodded and provoked. And you’re threatening to commit violence now? Good luck with that.

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2 years

We’re going to push back on gun control. We’re not going to accept your offer of “you can keep some guns until we decide to get rid of them.” We’re going to elect legislators to make ownership easier. We’re claiming our rights back.

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You pushed gun control. From “background checks and gun free zones” to now “red flag laws” which deny due process.

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1 year

If you think Elon “breaking” Twitter’s rules to protect his son was bad, wait until you hear what Biden did for his son.

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We’re going to push abortion back to the “rare” side in many states. We may give you a timeframe like 12 to 15 weeks, about what your beloved “other industrialized nations” give. We may not.

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2 years

We thought you were like us, that we could argue and make small gains and lose some ground but everything staying fairly level and levelheaded. But boy, were we wrong. Because while we were copacetic and just going along to get along, you were pushing.

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2 years

See, we were cool with the status quo. Yeah, we wanted abortion to go back to the states. Yeah, we wanted gun rights expanded. Yeah, we wanted our kids safe from LGBTQ indoctrination. But it wasn’t enough to fight about.

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3 years

You see how fast “Medicare for All” turned into “unvaccinated people shouldn’t get healthcare”? That’s why government control of healthcare is a bad idea.

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2 years

As an American, I don't give a shit what you do or do not understand.

Sidney W.🇩🇪🇺🇲🇺🇦

@wahlstedt007

2 years

As a German I will never understand how on earth this kid could walk on open street with a gun😖

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3 years

Our patience ran out last year, early this year. Welcome to the club.

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@JoeBiden Once again, I'm begging the intern to study economics.

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3 years

You think your patience is running out? LOL fuck you.

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3 years

This isn't about being anti-vaxx. This is about your arrogance and rewriting history to make you feel better about being the Nazis at this point in history.

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And then we watched Nancy Pelosi get a haircut. And you defended her. We watched Gavin have dinner with friends. And you defended him.

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3 years

We watched as you protested and rioted and looted and burned, all the while telling us we were horrible for being mad about the draconian measures implemented that shut down our gyms and bars and theaters.

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3 years

I know people that couldn't hold their family member's hand as they died because of COVID. Fuck your inconvenience.

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3 years

I know people that lost their businesses. Fuck your "running out of patience"

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3 years

We didn't get haircuts. We missed deaths of loved ones from other diseases. We put off funerals. We put on masks. We social distanced. Not for 15 days. But 30 days. 45 days.

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We were "in this together" when you said you wouldn't trust a vaccine under Trump. We were "in this together" when you acted like the experts knew what the fuck they were talking about even as they changed their position in the matter of days.

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3 years

So take your revisionist bullshit and go hide under your bed.

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3 years

You act like you follow the science. You don't. If you did, you wouldn't hold the positions you do.

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You act like Ivermectin is only for horses. It isn't.

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You act like HCQ is an experimental drug. It isn't.

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I think it's time you give the unvaxxed their credit. Many of us have already had COVID and lived. Hell, mine was treated early with vitamins and it wasn't even at flu strength.

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3 years

We did it your way. It didn't work.

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No, COVID is not a hoax. It absolutely should be taken seriously. But maybe it should have been taken seriously by your side the entire time.

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We watched as our businesses closed, our events canceled.

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4 months

@StephenKing This is your shortest work of fiction ever. Well done.

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@BenjaminPDixon @GovRonDeSantis @TeamDeSantis @DeSantisWarRoom Democrats holding Nazi flags

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@axios If you die because @clownfart999 gets unsuspended, maybe life isn’t for you

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@RepCohen It’s not a national anthem. You’d think someone in government would know that

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2 years

We didn’t start calling them groomers until they fought an anti-grooming bill.

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2 years

From “the unvaccinated should be denied medical care” to “let bygones be bygones” in 18 months

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@JoeBiden It's always "take away the rights of the law abiding." It's never "stop criminals from doing crime."

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@TheKevinDalton @kzleit @NBCNews “It’s not happening. Okay, so it’s happening and has been happening for years. So what’s the issue?” I don’t think they think these things through

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@RoKhanna Weird way to say you don't understand the issue

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“You won’t feed or clothe my kid or pay me to take care of it, so I should get to kill it” is not the selling point you think it is.

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3 years

You do realize Chauvin was overcharged on purpose, right? He’s not supposed to be found guilty.

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@AVindman @elonmusk Well the group of erratic individuals that were in charge couldn’t figure out how to kick of child porn but Elon did in a few weeks. So nah, he’s doing fine.

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11 months

@HillaryClinton @OnwardTogether Bringing this back because you’ll never be president

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2 years

To understand why many of us don’t care, we have to climb into the wayback machine, to the year 2016 when a FISA warrant was issued based on lies to the court. And no one was held accountable.

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2 years

Twitter world’s enthusiasm for these Jan 6th hearings must always be tempered by this: I engage with hundreds of GOP voters every day. Like @KurtSchlichter here, they don’t care. They’re not watching, and they really don’t care. I hear it every day.

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I kind of understood the cult of Obama. I kind of understood the cult of Trump. I do not, in any way, understand the cult of Biden.

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They attack his age. They attack his memory. They exhibit nude photos of his son. Because he saved our democracy. Because he saved us from the pandemic. Because he brought dignity back to the White House. Because he’s delivering for the American people. #DarkBrandon

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@JRubinBlogger Good thing you only apply this to Rs. If you said this about the Ds, there'd be no D's in government.

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@marclamonthill “The next one has to be a black woman!” “Black women aren’t interchangeable!” Pick one

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Dear non-southern folk: Open biscuit. Apply gravy. Do not dump gravy on unopened biscuit.

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@RepJayapal @SenMarkey Every person gets to live as themselves* *except women. Women have to suck it up and share spaces with men dressed as women.

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Yeah yeah Joe Rogan is full of crap but hey, remember when governments closed playgrounds and pushed sand into a skate park?

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@SeamusNorth I am always humbled when anyone sees something I’ve said and thinks “that guy speaks for me.” Thank you

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@GavinNewsom If you think Ron is a bully, you’re really not cut out for the big stage, Gav

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The government would rather trample you with horses than lift mandates.

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People who mocked taking ivermectin are gonna be first in line to buy Pfizermectin.

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I’m not back. I’m still hurt and pissed. But I’m also driving all night from FL to KY. My nephew passed away last night. He was 21, but had cerebral palsy since birth. Lately, his health has been very poor. I’d appreciate prayers for the family.

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I mean, isn’t that what conservatives have been told about Netflix/Twitter/Facebook/media/music/sports? If you don’t like it, build your own?

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2 years

Tonight, the top fed is gonna try to incite violence. Don’t fall for it.

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3 years

When you order your insurrection from Wish

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The vaccine is so effective, you have to stay away from people who aren't sick for it to work.

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@GavinNewsom @Walgreens Women’s lives are at risk every day in CA but not getting a pill is the line you draw? LOL

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@maronitepilgrim That’s because I read your mind. It’s a bit dirty in there…

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10 months

How does that rhyme go again? Because all I can remember is red on black shit my pants

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3 years

The FBI is gonna be pissed at the paperwork when the FBI arrests the FBI at the DC rally this weekend.

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@BetoORourke The cartels’ choice for governor has thoughts

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Mom just called. My dad has prostate cancer. At this point, the doctor seems to think it's treatable with medicine and a shot that will shrink it. But still, if you guys would add him to your prayer lists, I'd be ever so grateful.

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Unless it’s about military matters, presidents don’t give speeches in front of US troops. Why? Because it shows that the force of the US military is standing against the target of the president’s speech. What enemy did Biden target tonight? US citizens.

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Max Boot: We're going to restrict your movement nationally. @JesseKellyDC : no you won't. Max: how dare you threaten violence!!

Max Boot 🇺🇦🇺🇸

@MaxBoot

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A pro-Trump radio talk show host talks of resisting a federal vaccine-verification app with force (ie violence)==>

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@mehdirhasan In any country, we'd call you a terrorist sympathizer

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2 years

The RESIST crowd is now mad that people are resisting. LOL

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@intothecrevasse If it’s Q adjacent to be anti-child trafficking, then call me R.

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2 years

There was a red wave coming. Then the GOP got involved.

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The Right funds pregnancy centers, food banks, foster care services, adoption services. The Left: NOOOO!! If you really cared, you’d give your money to the government and let them do it all!!

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@BriannaWu This is probably the funniest thing I have seen all day.

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9 months

Y’all wanna see a dead body?

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“Have you seen what’s going on in Africa?” “Yes.” “Do we want Joe to make a statement?” “Why not?” “Think about it.” “What do you mean?” “Do you think Joe’s gonna pronounce ‘Niger’ correctly?” “…oh shit.” “Yeah.”

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Yeah. That shoe sucks when it’s on the other foot. Maybe consider that next time someone you don’t like has it done to them.

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@jimmykimmel @StephenAtHome @jimmyfallon @sethmeyers @iamjohnoliver @StrikeForceFive @Casamigos @Mintmobile How can we miss you if you won’t go away?

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"People are celebrating the firings of peaceful protestors. It's McCarthyism. The free speech absolutists are nowhere to be found. Just shows their hypocrisy." Excuse me, but this is the bed you made. Night night, stupid.

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"I'm a Marine and I don't think you should br able to defend yourself" is not the selling point you think it is.

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You probably think the IRS monitoring any account over $600 is about tax cheats. We are not the same.

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@AOC Missing from this post is a demand that Hamas release the hostages

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@soledadobrien If you think this is human trafficking, just wait til you hear about the cartels.

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Maybe if you hadn’t gone from “safe, legal, and rare” to “abortion is right to the point of birth” we wouldn’t be here today.

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@oliviakrauth We👏don’t👏trust👏journalists👏who👏have👏been👏lying👏to👏us👏for👏years👏

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The Left is in panic mode. For years, they have fought to gain total power, through laws, through the courts, through regulatory agencies. They were so close to having it all, only for the Orange Menace to appoint justices that demand government be faithful to the Constitution.

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"I remember when the Right was against protestors blocking traffic." Yeah, well, that was before we decided that we were going to play by your rules. I guess if you don't like it, you shouldn't have started it.

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Okay, pro-lifers. The time to celebrate is over. It’s time to do more than just march for life and vote. There are women out there who are terrified because of the misinformation being fed to them. There are babies that will need things their parents can’t provide. You ready?

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“Bodily autonomy is the ultimate right!” So I should be able to carry a gun to defend my bodily autonomy, right? *confused REEing noises

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A few reminders as early voting opens soon: -Democrats pushed to close your business while they had dinner and got their hair done -Democrats supported you losing your livelihood if you didn’t get vaxxed -Democrat supporters wanted you denied healthcare is you didn’t get vaxxed

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2 years

Pro tip: If you're talking about sex related things to kids who are not your kids, you're grooming them.

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2 years

If a coach saying a 60 second prayer in the middle of a football field is coercion, what is a Pride Flag with lessons on gender identity to kindergarteners?

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Okay, let's have a little Truthsgiving. You're a bunch of ungrateful, entitled, self righteous pricks who do nothing but tear at the foundation of a nation that allows people like you to bitch and complain while offering no workable solutions or add anything of value.

The Nation

@thenation

6 months

Let’s drop the lie of Thanksgiving and begin a Truthsgiving:

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@lone_rides

2 years

@POTUS Democracy does not look like this

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