alex (derogatory) @lilalbyno_ Twitter profile

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

2 years

I’m posting tongue porn just so I can pin it, I only have one feature so let me have this okay

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

5 years

He choked that boy like he fell in love

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@judeasspriest Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Afghanistan because I grew up with a massive, throbbingly thick cock in a constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing my zipper drop every morning was my own “Afghanistan” for almost 20 years.

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@lilalbyno_

6 years

I love #suicideboys

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@saint @elonmusk @Tesla I’m headed out but y’all be easy now

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@lilalbyno_

2 years

@d00ming kinda insane

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2 years

@pantstnap

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@SomeBWord brother up all night at the bar thinking to himself “am I gay for liking a girl”

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@paddingtonrocks Sound familiar?

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

9 months

@hello__caitlin Pretty sure this guy is just saying words as he learns them

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

2 years

@fayemikah faye mikah on twitter dot com has singlehandedly executed 200 romanian whistleblowers while decimating it’s old growth forests

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

1 year

@fayemikah @landlord_secret landlords when they have to use my $20,000 a year in rent to purchase a doorknob

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

4 years

influenza musk at a diner on her fathers martian colony

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@lilalbyno_

5 years

@XylanneOfficial @Precious_pupp and then their parents sold them to one direction

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

3 years

@WARLORDSHIT ???? And get rid of all the flavor ????

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@lilalbyno_

2 years

@D1C0MM

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

3 years

I would not be surprised if SNL is only continuing as apart of a government initiative to keep keemstar docile and sedated

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@RationalDis

3 years

i found the one guy who still likes SNL

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@jordanrfuller @big_cult_energy This is a real life picture of my house

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@lilalbyno_

2 years

@eddyburback the account verifier guy waiting for eddy’s name to show up every few months

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@Black24Boi

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@lilalbyno_

5 years

@ColeyVance youve successfully summoned the god of tongues

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@lilalbyno_

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@soogz1

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@lilalbyno_

4 years

@milkinhisbag

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@kimpossiblefact “I don’t believe the families will see justice because Scorpio, the 8th sign, is a very mysterious energy” actually insane they let you keep your phone post-lobotomy

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

3 years

@fembojj I don’t think it’s ever really been a secret that the right tends to just proclaim their own oppression as an excuse to oppress others but this is just right in your face huh

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@generalslug Video shows Osama Bin Laden watching movie “Transformers(2009)” in which stuff explodes

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@lilalbyno_

2 years

@EDGEinthewild

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@fayemikah You can change your appearance if you join the thieves guild in Riften

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

6 years

Ive never even seen my own dick before that’s gay

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

5 years

SHE BLOCKED ME FOR TELLING HER SHE MISSPELLED THROUGH HAHAHA

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@lilalbyno_

2 years

@rzldzl420

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@lilalbyno_

6 years

actually you’re just a bad guy but whatever

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@lilalbyno_

4 years

should he have been like “hi margot just got done drilling your mom nice gigantic fucking milk melons”

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@lilalbyno_

10 months

@JUNlPER Hold the fort

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@lilalbyno_

2 months

@gracefurby Rip

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

2 years

@ZeroSuitCamus is this like that cop who hand delivered a teenager back to jeffrey dahmer and then stayed on the force long enough to get medals

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

5 years

it's hard not to fall in love with something so helpless

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@fayemikah the irs having international jurisdiction and arresting and amazonian tribesmen for tax evasion

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

6 years

My ex can suck my nuts this is not a mood

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@sungypsyx

6 years

I’m so fuckin grateful for my ex ♡thank u, next♡

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

4 years

Men see a woman with any sort of bone structure in her face and suddenly think they’re looking at Dwayne Johnson

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

4 years

this is my favorite avril lavigne song

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

3 years

this was an unmatched high

F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️

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4 years

mentally i am here

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

2 years

finally got the fucking sekiro platinum holy shit

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@lilalbyno_

1 year

@discordspies you wouldn’t give a woman any either

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

9 months

@OilyWhisper68 @hello__caitlin I’ve never seen that movie but I’m just gonna assume the comment is still incredibly stupid

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

1 year

post your obituary next david

David 🇺🇦🇵🇸

@discordspies

1 year

Fascism: if we win you are guaranteed to have a wife and children Leftism: if we win you deserve nothing, if you can’t get laid then die alone loser, stop being so entitled, the world isn’t supposed to make you happy Wow I wonder what draws men to fascism.

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@Newposter2

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@lilalbyno_

2 years

Premarital tonight babe?

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

1 year

Him: license and registration The tiny Homunculus man I keep in my pocket to do evil deeds for me reaching for the officers holster:

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

5 years

I believe they should be apart of the local cemetery

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@DailyCaller

6 years

Pedophiles Believe They Should Be A Part Of The LGBT Community

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@lilalbyno_

10 months

@fayemikah “You are so incredibly attractive and I want you so bad and that’s why I hate you”

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

4 years

@INDIEWASHERE @IMANSTHOTS this is what british rappers look like in my head

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

4 years

fuck that little flower I want that fat white one in the back

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

3 years

@2femcel2furious More Italian propaganda on my good Irish timeline

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

4 years

@RealYungCripp using the force to make yourself walk is an unmatched power move

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

2 years

actual blanket over my window

berserksouls

@berserksouls

2 years

keep liking my tweets and we’re gonna end up like this

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@cantstop69ing planktons wife on a date

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@lilalbyno_

2 years

@kimpossiblefact

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@lilalbyno_

2 years

@0_skeletonic my parents had tongue piercings and neck tattoos and I just kinda leave my genitals hanging out every morning, I think this says a lot about society

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

1 year

Explain to me how facebook bans me for being a meanie to people but I just saw this posted with 35k shares

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@maxxmacabre Dracula literally attempted genocide for his wife

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@lilalbyno_

4 years

It’s hard being a sex worker, down in the mines, digging in the cold dark earth to find enough sex to keep our families warm for the winter

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

6 years

@yeetztweetz If anyone speaks to me like this I’m pepper spraying them

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

6 years

Stop being dogs and get on that wolf shit

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@lilalbyno_

1 year

@everyhouranya

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@lilalbyno_

1 year

surely he could’ve seen this coming

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@lilalbyno_

6 years

hey did you know it’s actually not cute to be purposely difficult with your significant other and expect them to put up with it regardless

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@lilalbyno_

4 years

@meloncherub @yungchente97 It’s drake, she’s probably like 6

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@lilalbyno_

2 years

@fayemikah this breed of angry guy LOL

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@lilalbyno_

1 year

@fayemikah very excited to see what kind of bacterial ecosystem arises from her pussy infection

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@lilalbyno_

2 years

@KEEMSTAR @BoredApeYC

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

You’re telling me someone creamed in this soda

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

3 years

@SandyFrizzle *literally carves the facade of dead idols into the side of a mountain held sacred by a culture we recently dominated by force so we could gather to be in its divine presence and proclaim victory over the lesser natives* yeah it’s just a cool landmark, big rock go brrrr

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

1 year

@moschinodorito I’m thinking Coca Cola, Ford, Google, Apple, or JP Morgan. It’s just hard to compete with a market giant like GameStop these days.

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

3 years

I only smile when engaging in a mild amount of tomfoolery

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

4 years

there was a guy in my highschool that was basically already a cop before he even graduated and you could tell because he treated the rest of us like peasant criminals lmao

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

6 years

Why does this picture smell like cigarettes

BITCHIMBELLATHORNE

@bellathorne

7 years

When he loves you w your acne😍

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@lilalbyno_

5 years

@DrakeBell Drake we don’t speak hieroglyphics

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@lilalbyno_

3 years

@starfader just use the drains on the floor

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@lilalbyno_

2 years

FUCK Demons Souls, now time for Sekiro.

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@lilalbyno_

2 years

@NorikSigma Im the biggest land owner in your mom

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@lilalbyno_

4 years

I’m not hornyposting you’re just horny viewing

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

4 years

If your parents are racist, don’t stand with them. If your friends are racist, don’t stand with them. Excusing racism is racism.

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

2 years

They’ve become far too aware of how often shooters tend to be conservative extremists so naturally trans people become the scapegoat

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

1 year

the reason I can tell fatphobia is less about health and more about telling people to stay out of sight and die quietly away from the rest of us is because she is literally engaged in exactly the type of wellness activity he would demand she do and is still being shamed for it

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

2 years

@owenbroadcast Your honor, this is clearly an example of the mandela effect, in his own timeline he never bombed that orphanage

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

5 years

TI be like yeah doc it’s all there

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

9 months

Southern music before: If a cop looks at me or my wife I will shoot him with a revolver I won from the devil in a poker game Southern music now: im really scared of fat people and i think the democrats are reading my thoughts

Edison Thrustwell

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How cool would it be if the viral explosion of @AintGottaDollar ’s song ‘Rich Men North of Richmond’ is remembered as our Franz Ferdinand moment… but instead of startin’ a world war, it starts a revival in America where we get our soul back (PEACEFULLY)?

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

9 months

@hachx0 @hello__caitlin tracks

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

6 years

I’m not even Christian but if you’re about to go out to do a job that might end in you being potentially killed and you wholeheartedly believe that talking to your god will tip the scales in your favor , and you’re even doing so without bothering anyone , I don’t see an issue .

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

3 years

@fayemikah the pandemic isn’t even over I hope you’re still in your mask era

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alex (derogatory)

@lilalbyno_

3 years

we deserve the climate collapse

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