I use my little corner of Twitter to post tunes I like , please don't ever tag me in anything ever or post your favourite tunes on my timeline. Use your own.
I don't expect much from musicians. Make a couple of tunes I like and I'll likely love you forever. But hasn't Feargal Sharkey become an actual treasure . Shameful we need someone to campaign for cleaner water but I'm glad it's him
Years ago Bill Bailey and Sean Lock did an Edinburgh show called Rock. One performance had only one audience member. They went out to apologise for cancelling and it turned out to be a fellow comic who hadn't paid. He asked them to go ahead anyway.
Lost one of my oldest friends today. We spent years touring together and trapped in a writing room for months at at a time willing funny to come. And with him it always did. Glad we were part of each others life.
And of course my occasional reminder that it's called My Fair Lady as that's how Eliza would pronounce Mayfair. The greatest and most understated phonetic pun in any movie title.
Incidentally for those rewatching 15 Storeys High, our little in joke when writing was that Vince was young Prince Phillip. When we were stuck, we'd often say ' What would young Prince Phillip do ?'
A Sean Lock story that has always tickled me and will sum him up for everyone who knew him. In the late 80s/early 90s I was the top warm up man for TV shows and got to work on all sorts of extraordinary shows like Harry Enfield and The Fast Show etc. Hundreds of them
This is fascinating. A snapshot of the comedy scene in 1991 at the Meccano, a pub basement in Islington. Note Lee Hurst doing doing a half spot and Harry Hall (Hill) presumably doing an open spot. Great times which I wouldn't trade for the world.
In a very odd week I suddenly have 4,000 new followers. God bless you all but I should warn you I rarely ever mention myself or my career. I mostly post old songs that I wish more people cared about
I know nothing of Gary Neville except he's a footballer. I also see lots of lambasting on Twitter of a supposed gotcha of him for failing to stand up against Quatar. Twitter is still part owned by Kingdom Holding Company, owned by Saudi royalty.
Happy birthday to Adam Ant, I often think he's our greatest ever pop star. Great looks, great moves and thoroughly inventive. This gig looks incredible
Terry was a funny funny man. We once went to watch Neville Staples together and it was a great gig. During the encore he did a Specials song and Terry for some reason stood behind a pillar facing away from the gig. I asked what was up and he said that it all came flooding back.
Twitter is for people for whom the phrase, 'not my cup of tea', is not emotional enough. They have to tell you they liked tea before you, they know a better tea, they hate tea or that you're an arsehole for enjoying your cup of tea. These people are not my cup of tea.
A big hunk of love to Elvis. I am the proud custodian of his very own record player ! Given to a fan in Germany who did work for him when he was in the army. Signed by Elvis, Red West and Lamar Fike
God bless Lionel Blair. A truly lovely man and always great fun to be around. Years ago a friend toured in a play with him. Every night they'd go to dinner and every dinner Lionel would pay the waiter to call him to the phone after about ten minutes. When they asked him why
Happy birthday Alexei Sayle. The competitive comic in me wants to say he's lost it, but these shows are up there with all the great things he's done. The only time I've ever sat in a TV studio audience was at a recording of Stuff in the 80s.
I know I'm about to be shellacked for this but, last nights monologue notwithstanding , I feel James Corden has become a fashionable hate figure. An easy punchline , a Sting or Coldplay. I'm not particularly a fan of his style but it does seem like a pile on to me.
God bless Barry Humphries. A quick story , courtesy of Barry Cryer. Edna was doing a run on Broadway and every night would pull the frailest old couple out of the audience, dress them as the Queen and Philip and interview them on stage. One night the old man leans
When Joseph Heller was asked why he had never written anything else as good as “Catch-22”. He'd reply “Who has?” So apologies for the obvious choice but god bless Tom Verlaine
I'm sure I've posted this before. A bleak documentary about a once shining light at the end of his career and life. He's courteous throughout though it shows little of his well known demons.
@elliotsteelcom
Disagree. There seems to be some notion that comics should be allowed to say whatever they want. Having met hundreds of them , most are not quite the philosophers they think of themselves as.
A huge favourite. Sean starts series rocking out in his car. Seriously , banging on the roof, dancing , pulling the imaginary whistle. Miami, Florida etc. The song ends, Sean is released from his ecstasy and looks up to see the producer, sat in the car next to him.
If you like what I do here (sharing music, which is all i do on Twitter) why not share it ? Not looking for credit , just cut and paste the link if you like it. That way more people will hear music you like, which makes the world a better place.
Got a ton of new followers yesterday. I should let them know that all I do here is share often obscure music I wish more people cared about. I rarely ever discuss my career. I won't take it personally if you leave, honest.
A friend alerted me to the usual giddy brouhaha here a few days ago. Alas, it was a wind up ( I haven’t used Twitter for about 6 months) , but so as to not poop any party I’ve since looked at the site in question and confess I thoroughly enjoyed its sultry contents. As you were.
So far I've had it explained that this isn't uncommon (point of the tweet) and what goes on at the Fringe (where I've played at least a hundred gigs and covered on TV for two years). I hope you'll all be this helpful when I need to know which pills I've taken that day
I don't like to live in the past as I think now is pretty great. But The Small Faces On The Morecambe And Wise show ? Seems like a good time to be alive.
Just had a flashback to the school liar telling me that he'd rode his motorbike (which he didn't have ) to London and back in the school lunch hour. A 160 mile round trip. 40 years on , still enjoying the brassiness of his neck. School liar stories please
A 17 year old Betty Boo bumped into Public Enemy in a McDonalds after one of their gigs. I beg you Mcdonalds, if this ever happens again, don't throw them out next time. I once went to see PE with Betty Boo. Every dream fulfilled.
God bless Toots Hibbert, the world will truly not be the same. I DJed for him many times and spent one of my favourite ever hours doing the Reggae Show with him. Too sad, let's celebrate him. Join me in posting a favourite
My daughter is 5 and when she was born I had all the ordinary hopes a parent could wish for. But she loves dancing to Jerry Lee Lewis, so all my parenting aspirations are now achieved.
In my 55 years I suspect I've had two original thoughts .
1) I think that pretty much all showbiz can be boiled down to either you buy it or you don't
2) Never trust anyone who doesn't like Sam Cooke
A lot of people appear to be missing the implicit point. So explicitly , we are all making money for Saudi Arabia by using Twitter. Happy to hear all the sanctimony but just be aware it may also apply to you.
After my Small Faces post earlier, a time to repost this. In my garden I have the sign from the shop where Steve Marriott and Ronnie Lane met which has just had a repaint and spruce.
Got a lot of new followers over the last week . I should let them know that all I do here is share often obscure music I wish more people cared about. I rarely ever discuss my career. I won't take it personally if you leave, honest.
After the silly boys silly comments yesterday , I've treated myself to Pet Sounds today for the first time in a while. 24 years old when he masterminded this. Doesn't even need the backing music
On the anniversary of his death, a reminder of what a set of pipes Elvis had. And even if you don't like him, surely you want to hear him say cocksucker once ?
Yesterday , for a bit of fun I posted 20 or so random tunes I think are perfect. I intended to do it as a regular thing, but as ever twitter made a thing of joy a bit onerous. So I shan't. Here's the greatest record ever made
Another little memory. I saw The Specials at a gig and they did one of the songs Amy Winehouse had covered. Terry said "This one's dedicated to Amy Winehouse". The next track he said "This one's dedicated to Amy Turtle".
Anyway, this is lovely
I'm starting to believe that Tony Blackburn is our finest music broadcaster. How many other 78 year olds are finding new stuff to play ? Heard this new release on his excellent Soul On Sunday show tonight.
Occasionally I get requests for playlist recommendations . There's knocking on a 1000 hours of my old radio shows here. That'll keep your ears busy enough
Socrates said a life unexamined is not worth living.
I say a life without the Kinks is not worth living.
Once again Socrates, I win.
Happy birthday Ray Davies
Now Mr McCartney has stopped doing autographs, I can really show off my signed Beatles Record player. All the requisite printed autographs and a real one top left. But it's as nothing compared to the one sitting next to it. I'll save that for another day.
Coming up to that time of year when we're going to hear a lot of Slade. I do think that's a lovely song, so is this. I don't need any reminders of Vic and Bobs excellent spoof though
Happy birthday to the BBC, anyone who wants to get rid of it can pull it from my cold dead hands Please get rid of all those stupid chitty chatty half hour shows on Radio 4 that insult even my intelligence though.
In my garden I have the sign from the shop where Steve Marriott and Ronnie Lane met (which needs it's yearly clean) . Now I need the Shepherds Bush Mcdonalds sign to go with it.
@RobertElms
@CrowleyOnAir
@mrmarksteel
I fondly remember you shouting at a customer in HMV for buying a Dido CD. I don't remember any 'in my opinion' being expressed. You were in the right of course.
Another band that have been christmassed, to be enjoyed before they start getting on our nerves. 'You're the measure of my dreams' is as great a line as was ever written.
Did everyone else know that Page 3 girl Maria Whittaker is now known as Maria Rastafari and married to the Rebel MC ? Sounds like something Stuart Maconie made up, but it ain't
Btw, I interviewed him once and he went to the trouble , without my knowledge, of finding out what car I drove and my girlfriends name then concocting a tall tale about me during the interview. A proper craftsman.
This is one of the loveliest things I've seen for a long time. A half hour 1971 documentary reuniting some doo wop groups who all sound magnificent. If you haven't got half an hour , jump to 12.36, then you'll find the time
I have a feeling this thread might produce all my favourite tweets of all time. If only there were some way to hear the music from before you were around. Some sort of 'recording' maybe. I can but dream.
At one point he said 'Oh I'm a wanker am I ? Scream girls'. All the girls screamed and he looked at the main culprit and said 'at least I've got something to wank about'. Brought the house down.
Much as I love Pulp (who owe something to this), I don't think anyone has come close to Jilted Johns depiction of working class teenage angst. And I find the last line of this absolutely heartbreaking.
Forgive the sentimentality, but here's my valentine and my much missed mate Chas Hodges in the background . For a few seconds she turned us into a power trio.