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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

7 years

this is quite an escalation from "Remember me on this computer" and i LOVE it

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

2 years

Yo @H3CZ there are so many awesome (better) in-game highlights to use for the @OpTicTexasCDL sizzle reel before games now. Can we update it soon pls?

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

2 years

Hey folks #somepersonalnews ... After 12 incredible years @TechCrunch , I'm joining @betaworks as a partner starting next week.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

7 years

@silence__kit @Loh Honestly MNLO still feels right

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

7 years

saw atomic blonde. it's one of those movies i'd buy and watch three times a year. highly recommended.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

5 years

today marks my 8-year anniversary @TechCrunch

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

My fellow New Yorkers: I usually don’t storm Twitter but I felt the need this morning. The way that some people have been talking about us on Twitter and in the media has been weighing on my heart. Some have been very supportive, and for that, I’m sure we’re all appreciative. /1

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

3 years

Today marks 10 years with @TechCrunch ... it's also @johnbiggs birthday. I like to think that he hired me a decade ago as a birthday present to himself. Have an awesome Monday, everyone!

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

2 years

S1 of @mindykaling ’s “sex lives of college girls” ends around first semester midterms so by my count we could reasonably go for another 15 seasons and I think we should. Had me laughing out loud. *chefs kiss*

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

5 months

The next camp at @betaworks will be all about AI Agents! cc @Borthwick @nbaronia1 @jonchin

Announcing the next Betaworks Camp program — AI Camp: Agents

We think agents — fully developed agents and the tools to enable them — represent the next wave of AI and of innovation. In the past nine…

render.betaworks.com

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

1 year

@christaylor_nyc Omg Newman’s Own marinara with oregano really seals the deal on how absurd this is.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

7 years

. @JoeNBC you are both great but be careful about calling out @morningmika interrupting. you interrupt her far more than she does you.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

7 years

Snap either wasn't paying attention or has perfected the art of the troll...

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

8 months

The Camp is outta the bag ... Excited to share the companies participating in @betaworks AI Camp: Augment this summer -- thanks to the Twitterless Devin Coldewey for his @TechCrunch coverage:

Betaworks goes all-in on augmentative AI in latest camp cohort: 'We're rabidly interested' |...

Founder and CEO John Borthwick said they're "rabidly interested" in the field of AI as augmentation rather than just a product in itself.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

1 year

@joncoopertweets Whitney. Too talented. Too young. So impactful.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

The end of every Zoom call: Ok.. yep.. ok... thanks yep... right... take care.. thanks everyone.. yep... bep bye... bye... ok bye... bye everyone *end scene*

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

1 year

Tools For Thinking/THINKcamp Demo Day (a thread) Warning: This is not about productivity software. /1

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

5 years

um...

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

Today I wore this outfit. The men in my life said (and I quote) there is a nice “tuxedo effect” on the pants and the shirt has a “cool waffle knit” #TCDisrupt

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

3 months

the layoffs at TechCrunch last week had me in my feelings ... happy to see the folks who were let go are basically drowning in offers and on to a new chapter

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

i wrote this last week. i'm biased, obviously, but i think it's a must-read for founders thinking about design:

Design may be the next entrepreneurial gold rush | TechCrunch

With the shift in the way designers fit into organizations and the way design fits into business overall, the design ecosystem is following the same path blazed by enterprise SaaS companies in recent...

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

9 years

Super stoked to be at #TechCrunchTO . Look at this crowd!! http://t.co/y8Spwd7VFS

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

10 years

uh, ref, you should probably check your voicemail. you seem to have missed a few calls.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

6 years

@panzer 4. Scroll to find it until you hate Instagram and hate yourself.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

Friendly reminder that, if your news is breaking tomorrow, you should have reached out last week.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

just got off the phone with figma founder and ceo @zoink ... more context added here:

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

3 months

Spent 12 years at TC and one thing that is true about all of my colleagues is that they’re brilliant generalists who just happened to be writers and editors. They’ll all do great in media but they already know a metric fuck ton about the tech industry, can learn anything more…

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

9 years

Marriott Considers Offering Netflix, Hulu And Pandora In Hotel Rooms http://t.co/4Ot3oGtlUc

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

Lastly, I just wanted to say thank you to our frontline workers: nurses, doctors, police, grocery store clerks, delivery people, firefighters, and anyone else risking their life to help others. /fin

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

5 years

It's been quite a week for lil' old Jordan at #TCDisrupt cc @hitRECordJoe @Maisie_Williams @Nadeshot @scooterbraun

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

3 years

Let me tell you a little bit about what I (and hundreds of founders) have on tomorrow ... cuz it's not too late to join. /1

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

10 years

Leak Lets You Send Anonymous Emails http://t.co/5h8goayWDJ

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

3 years

just got a pitch with the term "SHE-EO" ... love seeing women in power positions. do NOT love "SHE-EO"

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

3 months

Tough day to be a former TC’er. Can’t say enough good things about all these people. None of them need it, but will vouch for all of them.

Darrell Etherington

@etherington

3 months

Laid off from @TechCrunch , the website I built over the past decade with the help of many wonderful humans including @jordanrcrook , @panzer , @alexia , and @mjburnsy to name just a few. Open to work if you're hiring, and also snap up @morgan_sung and @Harriblogs both also impacted

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

7 years

i'd be totally fine retiring the word 'e-meet' entirely.... just fyi

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

8 years

Left to right: Shimon Peres, 9th president of Israel, Jordan Crook, TechCrunch, unidentified body guard #tcmeetup

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

Many of us have no front or back yard, no porch, no driveway to stand in while we chat with the neighbors, and no car to go out on a long drive. The vast majority of us are in tiny apartments day in and day out. Many of us are alone. /4

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

8 years

I wish startup founders would stop trying to be assholes because they think they need to be assholes. You're not Steve Jobs. Be kind.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

7 years

@caityweaver and my next experiment includes EATING YOUR FACE COME HERE

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

7 years

@JKap415 I wish just one time you'd ask people to @ their most intellectual, or sensitive, or thoughtful, or brave, or generous follower.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

10 years

Tim Cook just mentioned Swift, the new programming language from Apple. “We can’t wait to see what developers create with Swift.”

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

as soon as i find out a PR person tracks when i open their emails i stop opening their emails. just an fyi.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

So if you, like me, have been hurt by the way that some ppl are talking about New Yorkers, just know I feel your pain with you and I support you. We’re going to get through this, and we’re going to do it with the tough love that New York is known for. Hang in there, friends. /14

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

8 years

I carried around this box (with an apple T-shirt inside) and four people asked if it was an iPhone 7 prototype

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

5 years

This is a touch late but I'm just throwing out a public-facing pat on the back to the entire @TechCrunch team for an amazing Disrupt SF (we're on a Disrupt Berlin planning call and literally everyone is sick) ... super proud

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

3 years

It is very rare that I, or any other journalist, can turn around an embargoed story (including an interview) in 24 hours... Two or three days? Hard Maybe. A week? Definitely! Why can't y'all get out ahead of it? It would make life so much easier on everyone.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

8 years

Thanks @chelseaperetti for killing at the #crunchies and for being the only person who followed me tonight. Considering it a win.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

6 years

can we all agree to just start calling Facebook an advertising company instead of a social network?

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

3 years

Do you ever think about how tough it was to put a pillow case on a pillow when you were a little kid? And how easy it is now? I truly feel my own personal growth each time I change my sheets. Happy Thursday everyone!

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

This is more for me than you, but as it's a brand new week, here is what I'm taking into it: "I can't control anything in this world but myself. I'm going to do my very best, and react with patience, grace, and thoughtfulness to everything else."

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

6 years

A lot happening here. Very proud of what we put together... hope to see you there!!!

TechCrunch

@TechCrunch

6 years

Announcing the TechCrunch Disrupt SF 2018 Agenda by @jordanrcrook

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

9 years

i’d like it if you guys would read this. my take on what hbo now means for the evolution of the tv industry http://t.co/geWJzQZ9dQ

One Small Step For Unbundling, One Big Leap For HBO | TechCrunch

This week HBO finally announced the arrival of HBO Now, a streaming over-the-top access pass to HBO content for $14.99 a month. It will debut exclusively on the Apple TV for a three-month period (the...

techcrunch.com

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

8 years

i wrote 1000+ words about an egg. you can read 1000+ words about an egg here:

Blue Apron's "Farm Egg" makes me question everything | TechCrunch

Farm egg. It may seem as simple as just that. An egg. The food that Atkins and Paleo diets made popular once again. The food that draws one of many

techcrunch.com

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

3 years

who knows how to get the drawstring in a hoody back in the hood after it came out in the laundry? i technically have the focus, willpower and dexterity to do it the long way but it feels like there's a short way out there that i just don't know about.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

9 years

A Gift Guide For The New Grown-Up http://t.co/F0MwUhRYzr

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

5 years

when you're texting on your phone, do you ever get caught up on a longer word like "enthusiasm" and just started tapping wildly with your thumbs in the general vicinity of the right letters until autocorrect gets the hint? or is that just me?

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

3 years

it's TechCrunch. one word. TechCrunch.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

@chelseaperetti I assume the vast majority of these think pieces will take up the 3000 words that come before the recipe you want to cook.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

Anybody else having really odd meals during isolation? I just had leftover chicken, half an apple and a piece of toast.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

9 years

|LIVE NOW| - #meerkat http://t.co/8C1TfgqRsM

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

that's a wrap. thank you to everyone who attended, tuned in, sent love and support, etc. i'll be sleeping for several weeks. see you in october.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

I've felt the angry rhetoric coming from those who don’t understand our position. They don’t know the anxiety that comes with hearing ambulances ALL DAY LONG. They don’t know the fear of wondering if there will be a ventilator for me, if I need one. At least, not yet. /8

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

9 years

Thanks to everyone who attended and participated in #tcmtl . @TechCrunch loves you Montreal!

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

10 years

who is leaving work to watch the game and where? i have cool bosses.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

it's not too late to get in on this!

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

7 years

Glad to see Soylent isn't getting any less bizarre

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

5 years

I live above a daycare. Through the open window at my desk, I can hear the sound of children at play all summer long. Fall comes, they go away, and I hardly remember it. But when they emerge each spring, it gives me such a sense of joy at the start of a new season.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

Ever since I got on the farm my grandma has delivered a Lazy Susan of bacon, egg and cheese biscuit supplies. Some assembly required. I have been full for a week straight.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

10 years

The "internet of things" is a euphemism for "everything in my life is communicating wirelessly with an advertising entity.” - @samfbiddle

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

8 years

Do you prefer the old Instagram or the new algorithmic Instagram feed?

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

2 years

@joshuadubois @EBJunkies She apologizes when her balls clip the tape or she resets her serve on a bad toss. Applauds her opponent’s winners. Shushes the crowd when they get unfairly rowdy over a close call. But ya a bad sport for showing emotion… totally.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

8 years

If Hillary was a dude he wouldn't call her "nasty", he'd say she "outplayed" him. Bigly.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

10 years

Apple has paid out over $20 BILLION to developers, and around half of that was paid out in the last year.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

10 years

Apple has sold 13 million iPads to educational institutions globally.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

7 years

Millennials playing Mario Kart, a game older than they are. Everything old is new again.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

9 years

This List Of 2014’s Worst Passwords, Including ‘123456,’ Is Embarrassing http://t.co/6z13pi1Yaf

This List Of 2014's Worst Passwords, Including '123456,' Is Embarrassing | TechCrunch

The year 2014, in many respects, was all about digital security. It wasn't just tech pundits or early adopters who were victimized - Snapchat, Target, and Sony Entertainment all showed us that no one...

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

9 years

We're meerkatting @TechCrunch radio tonight at 6pm ET. Tune in yo. (at @SiriusXM Studios in New York, NY)

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

Dear Comms people: I took the past two weeks off. I have no intention of wading through my inbox. If it's still relevant, HMU. If not, sorry.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

1 year

@michelletandler Nothing good.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

3 years

i wrote two stories before 8am this morning and took a child to school and there is still a mountain of laundry staring me down... the only thing i dislike more than using the word adulting is adulting itself

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

7 years

Here kitty kitty kitty #tcrobotics

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

1 year

Slept through my alarm by half an hour and still got the kid fed and dropped off at school EARLY. unstoppable today - ama

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

9 years

Mom is on a plane. She'll land to a voicemail from me: "I can now get married anywhere I want. You pick the state, I'll pick the girl."

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

I know that the vast majority of you, like me, are practicing social distancing to the maximum extent possible. I also know that social distancing here in NYC looks very different than it does in San Jose or Orange County or other parts of the country. /3

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

Found this gem from years and years ago. Cc @etherington @romaindillet

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

5 years

v excited for this

WhatsApp's Brian Acton to talk Signal Foundation and leaving Facebook at Disrupt SF | TechCrunch

"We give them the power. That's the bad part. We buy their products. We sign up for these websites. Delete Facebook, right?" That's WhatsApp founder Brian

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

9 years

The Woz commented on this so that's cool. Tinder Hack Matches Unaware Straight Men, Odd Conversations Ensue http://t.co/uPBfZEsWhJ

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

10 years

so proud of tim cook. knowing the apple CEO is gay will comfort and inspire so many young people who are afraid. maybe it already has.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

3 years

TechCrunch, TechCrunch, TechCrunch

Julie Zhuo

@joulee

3 years

If your career to date could be put into three acts, what would they be?

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

BIG DAY!

TechCrunch

@TechCrunch

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Announcing The TechCrunch List, a founder-friendly directory of first check and lead VCs with more than 400 investors recommended by 1,200+ founders by @dannycrichton

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

8 years

. @BilldeBlasio 311 should have a Twitter.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

My main point: New Yorkers are always there for each other. For now, that is at a safe distance of six feet. We’ll be there for the rest of our country when they need us. /13

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

7 years

please don't start a company so you can 'be a founder' ... solve a problem. a real problem. preferably one that affects broad swaths of ppl.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

I think if anyone put themselves in our shoes right now, in this towering, locked down city of nearly 10 million people, they’d feel exactly the same way. They’d be faced with the same restlessness, anxiety, fear, and urge to self-preserve. /10

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

10 years

Singld Out, A DNA-Based Dating Service, Can Match You With Dates Who Will Smell Sexy http://t.co/i5N5Hu5g2R

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

4 years

Pro tip: don’t sleep on The Queen’s Gambit. Seriously. It’s a delight.

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

5 years

Hey @GordonRamsay my mom and sister made your Christmas Wellington ... tastes amazing so thanks for sharing recipe. What do you think?

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

10 years

PR people, please PLEASE PLEASE stop "calling to follow up on an email” PLEASE

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

9 years

TechCrunch, now with the nation’s largest, most reliable readership: http://t.co/Uje1IspwGp

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Jordan Crook

@jordanrcrook

8 years

The InBody Band fitness tracker can measure your body composition

The InBody Band fitness tracker can measure your body composition | TechCrunch

Most fitness trackers are all about numbers. How many steps did you take? How many flights of stairs did you climb? How many projected calories did you

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