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NFT Enthusiast•Javari👦• YNWA🌹• Team- @XenonDao @akidcalledbeast

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Joined August 2018
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Someone will recommend you for life- changing opportunities this year.
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I’m a firm believer that happiness makes people prettier. It’s a noticeable glow.
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This girl once tweeted how she hates short men, but when money was involved she forgot about his height. Women are very funny bruh
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8 years old kids today: i11pro, iPad, macbook pro, PS4. me when I was 8:
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Normalize putting GOD first in everything you do.
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I think not every girl wann' be spoiled by gifts and jewelry sometimes they just wanna be showered with ya love, time and affection.
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Sco pa tu manaa
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That masculine urge to completely forget dating until you get your life together
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4 years
Me: "when I get home I would clean my room, be productive and get my shits together" me when I get home:
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Have you ever been dead broke but God still made a way for you?
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Ever watched a movie so good that you started checking out the characters on google and Instagram?
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God knows how much I don’t want to feel like a burden to anyone.
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I know your legs are not my children but I would love to raise them.
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98% of Nigerians don’t have up to 5 pictures with their fathers.
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There is Nothing I hate more than cooking collective Indomie.
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Being broke is horrible bruh. You're always living on ifs, wishes and whens
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One minute you’re ordering food back to back, the next minute you’re managing the Indomie at home.
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2 years
No be rich people dey help. Na generous people dey help.
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Walai, VENITA is the most beautiful BBNaija female housemate ever🫶
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2 years
Fact zone: Masturbation reduces your dïck size.
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You can be very good friends but terrible flatmates. Don't ruin a good friendship because you want to live together
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What opinion about FRIENDSHIPS will put you in this position ?
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2 years
Ever lost interest in someone you really liked because of bad communication and unmatched energy?
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3 years
Asking a lady “Can I kiss you?” Is more romantic than doing it straight up.
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2 years
This will be our last Christmas being broke.
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3 years
One day you’ll be living so good and these bad days won’t even matter.
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2 years
Slowly stroking someone’s babe while she’s on a call with her man>>>
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3 years
Nicki Minaj is the greatest female rapper of all time, Argue with your keyboard.
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Nigeria Television stations failed to televise #EndSARS   Protest but are already showing the Protest going on in America. Still wondering who did we offend in this country.
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Do you automatically go silent when you hear something that hurts your feelings?
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If you are beautiful or handsome while in Nigeria, Imagine what you will look like abroad.
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I just dey chop mouth for church, when them write all these new songs??
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Make I prepare go church abegg
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Penis and headache is all I have to offer you, don’t dm me.
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Why person go wear ashewo gown come church?
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3 years
Show me a player that drips💧 better than Karim Benzema, I will wait.
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Ass grabbing is very important while kissing your girl
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3 months
No be everytime cho cho cho, Show workings!!!!
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Angolans 🇦🇴
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BRING THEM!!!!
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My dear, my intentions towards you are pure but I will still sleep with you.
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Paying rent is one thing, furnishing the apartment is another.
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3 years
Which Artist has the most songs on your phone?
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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.
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US Army for night, but for morning you dey fear Sars😹
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Una go vote rubbish finish then come to church to put 7days fasting to pray for Nigeria. All of una dey cràzeee
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Being a Phyna or Tacha stan
@mirexmoses
𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙
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What are some signs that someone has low intelligence?
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LACK OF MONEY HIDES YOUR BEAUTY
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I understand the hàte, they’re just angry he bagged a prettier one😭
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NeoEnergy 🧨
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🤴🏽🫦 #Dash24
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How many people did you restrict from viewing your WhatsApp status?
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My dear you will remain single if you maintain your habit of not going out.
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RELIGIOUS fraud is highly underrated and INTERNET fraud is overrated.
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Pressy🥰❤️
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What’s your source of income?
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Has suicide ever crossed your mind? Be honest.
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Me in JANUARY 1ST screaming "This is gone be my Year!!!" Vs me in OCTOBER after it have humbled me.
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Bomboclaat!!
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I’m at that stage where Money is the only thing that excites me.
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Flaunting my woman, cos why not😌
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Nothing worse than realizing you overrated a babe💀
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That gist immediately after resumption in secondary school >>>>>>
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Omooo I use toothbrush touch inside my throat today, e remain small make I dîe.. Girls dey try abeg
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Person wey go help you go help, No turn yourself to slave.
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Nobody will have your back like God does.
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If you bring football and a woman, most men will choose football. The Joy that football brings>>>>
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Dear kings, once a woman start giving you excuses for not talking to you, just move on. E don spoil
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Girl wey dey give me money don ask for Séx and I took this girl like a sister😭😓
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You see those Girls that eat without getting Fat, the food goes to their Attitude. Very stubborn set of people😂
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Your boyfriend or girlfriend doesn't owe you anything financially.
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It’s really hard picking a better storyteller between J.Cole and Dave.
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"I have seen a baby cry then seconds later she laughed. The beauty of Life, the pain never last."
@Babangiida1
I'm Aboki.
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Bomboclaat
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You’re tweeting with VPN and you’re asking me “What are we protesting for?”. Alaye can’t you see you’re mad? #June12thProtest
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Whatever I’m doing 5 years from now, I just hope I’m wealthy.
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I pray you don’t go broke… There’s no financial help anywhere at the moment.
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Don’t ever write off anyone in this life. Don’t!!!
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Boys wey leave Sports betting enter NFT, don dey come back small small😂
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Bruhhh we suffered(insecurity, police brutality & lack of basic amenities) for 8 fcuking years and it wasn’t enough for some of y’all to drop your tribalism aside and vote for competence. God can never forgive y’all that voted this government, never!
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“I command this economy to take a good turn, in Jesus name” After you don vote rubbish, Animaaaal
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Them don bring surprise gifts with Pararan pa🎺🎺... but babe no sleep for house🤣😂 Cynthia where you sleep?😂
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What do Ghana and South Africa have in common? 24hrs electricity!!!! Generator Republic 2 - 0 Constant electricity
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Atheist don buy AMG ,christian dey shout OMG
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Stop being proud, reach out to that person you miss.
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If Tacha get sense pass you, your own don spoîl be that bruh
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Na now country hard. That Buhari regime na rehearsal 😂
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"I have seen the paper turn a man against his Maker, started getting Bread and now he doesn't respect the Baker"
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Sco pa tu manaa
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Most stubborn ladies are actually soft-hearted, emotional, passionate and they cry a lot.
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This will be our last Christmas being broke.
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You dragged her for cooking for her man, you still dragged her for receiving credit alerts from people and you think you are not a wîtch??
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Science students and "I avoided error due to parallax"
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Kennylawrence 🔺
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Bomboclaat
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Take your Financial Life seriously, Money is a defense to a lot of bullshït.
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Dear kings, once a woman start giving you excuses for not talking to you, just move on. E don spoil
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So, there are people that make their Egusi soup with tomatoes?
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Shamelessly carry your hustle on your head, there’s no help anywhere
@Tobichoplife
𝕋𝕠𝕓𝕚
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The one advice you can give someone?
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Don’t patch your relationship to marriage ohh, cos omo you go see shege o
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Na girls wey no too fine dey quick carry belle.
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Not you switching from Twitter to WhatsApp to Instagram to Netflix again! Another lonely weekend for you.
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My dream job is to be Jobless and Rich.
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I don’t know the necessary people we need to report to but the price of olosho is getting way too high.
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This is the funniest video you'll see on the internet today.😂😂 Check thread for more👇
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A frustrated undergraduate once said?
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Once you feel you’re being avoided by someone, never disturb them again.
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Honestly, comedy skit is not for everyone.
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Comebacks like this😂😭>>>>>>
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Na grammy banter we dey do, which one be say Davido get money pass my papa?😭
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Only you don chop four times today, how you wan take survive if war start?
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•Police shoots criminal, •Doctor saves His life. •Court sentences Him to death •Doctor:
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Olamide once had everyone adding ‘Sneh’ to their name.
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