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||That Nandi Dev in Australia 🇦🇺
Guys, iko kazi, i need 15 people to help me email ALX about their code of conduct, I'll pay 1000ksh for each email sent, we do a video call, i curate an email for you, u send it, i world remit you,
kama unaweza, ingia dm.
We completed this house the year 2022...
Today someone sent me a screenshot of the same... I told him ni sisi tumejenga akakataa...
Anasema ametumiwa na contractor flani, imebidi nitume Photos za from foundation bana.
STOP STEALING PEOPLES WORKS..
#jenganyumbastandard
When you attain age of 36yrs you shouldn't be writing code anymore. You should be sitting back enjoying the money you earned as a slave(dev). For now, make sure you earn enough please! if you are not, kindly re-evaluate your career choice.
Don't believe if someone tells you that you can learn how to code and get six figures in few months. They are scammers, they want to sell something. Things don't work that way.
To aspiring devs, (and jobless devs)do not add the below toy projects to your resume
1. Those weather apps.
2. Your simple website.
3. your To do list app.
Programmers who hate mathematics are like artists who hate colors. Sure, you can code some basic stuff, but true elegance comes from understanding the underlying equations
Calling on Software Devs: UPSKILL WITH DSA OR GET LEFT BEHIND.
The SWE is evolving rapidly, and the problems we tackle are becoming increasingly intricate. To stay ahead of the curve, a strong foundation in Data Structures & Algorithms is no longer a luxury ,it's a necessity
Today, I'll tell you why Ruby is considered an easy language.
1.Readability and Similarity to English: Ruby's syntax closely resembles natural English, making it easier for beginners to understand and grasp the concepts.
2. Concise and Expressive Syntax:
1st January 2024. 00:00hrs. Happy new year wakuu,i wish u all the luck and blessings this new year has to offer. Leo nimeruka mwaka nikiwa SOBER!!!! It's going to be a good year! again, happy 2024.
@georgediano
@Makiadi_
The keiyo in kiptum will not let him win any marathon under 2hrs. Kataenda kulewa na wanawake kama asbel na ezekiel kemboi kapotee. Keiyos lack discipline.
If i do research on Cloud computing and performance of county governments in Kenya; a case of the county Government of Uasin Gishu, nani ako willing kuwa field agent at a small stipend?
Newbies/Aspiring devs,i knw starting as a beginner programmer at times if not properly guided can be frustrating
I recommend these guidelines to newbies
- Concentrate on the basics
- Asking for assistance is a skill that should be learned
- Put What You've Learned to Good Use
@Ja_Konyango
I am trying to find smwhere in my threads he posted a passport pretending he is a Uk citizen, but opening the passport is where he draws the line. fraud that one.
@_Amwatah_
hehe your attitude matters. Believe ylin yourself. Maybe those 754 applications, you are the most qualified applicant. There are many tech jobs, just find someone to refer you. Kwani these people getting applying tech jobs and getting employed wanatoka wapi.
Hii kofia inaitwa Doctoral Tudor Bonnet.
Mnipee 4yrs and my village people will knw no peace,huko Eldoret nitakua navaa nikienda the Well irish kabla niingie Tamasha, kama bado nimevaa!!
@eleliayub
so long as unalipwa, my brother, ikiwezekana ongeza kazi ingine,make money now, at 45 tuwache kuandika code juu tech itkua isharevolve,
gather money as much as possible.
Goodluck.
Nimeona hiyo jambazi anasema ako na Msc (data science) ,i would really like to go through his thesis. For educational purposes only ofcourse.
anyone with leads?
@geoo_______
any leads to your Msc (data science) thesis?
i do it tuesday and thursday to CS students , teach them a few concept, give them a CAT they pass,they get excited, then during end main exam, set questions on those topics we skipped
DCI Officer Death Probe
The DCI detective identified as Felix Kitosi is said to have been assaulted following an altercation between him and DJ Joe Mfalme on the night of 16th March 2024.
#NTVWeekendEdition
@Martin_Mwangi05
It's hard to a Developer job now, but here's how to maximize your chances:
personally I've been lucky to sit in interview panels, and here are my tips, maybe:
1 Know your stuff - prepare as much as possible,
recap concepts, dive into your technology and understand not only
Woke up today at to write a few likes of code before reporting to the office, buana walinipata nikiongelesha Rubber duck, karibu napelekwa to a psychiatric institution. Do you people explain code to rubber ducks? or it's only me?
Before settling into a life as a remote developer, it's crucial to think about what it takes to succeed in the industry. Not everyone is suited for remote work, so if you're used to working in an office, you may need to change some components of your routine.
@MichaelDenver8
@k_boazo
exactly. does cause any harm brotherman. As i said, the graduates are half baked. What harm does unemployed half baked graduates cause? Nothing. (Also,with grammarical errors in your sentences,i can imagine your code)
@StanleyMasinde_
In indian accent " Hello friends, velcome to my youtube chanell, today ve are going to learn obejct oriented programming , mhshshshsuh ,mgsgshehshdu, kerenge"
@Elvis_Localman
haha i see what he did there. Hata kama ni kufanganya, tell your "classmate" to use actual photos. Not photos that have watermark na website ya the dealer. anyone can download photos. I.e below the one i have posted. Anyway, brokers add their fees though. They are not red cross
@ArapTilingi
We ukiona our president anakaa mtu normal? the lies are not normal, the guy ansema vitu tu fwaaa, ameacha kuwa intelligent kama zamani, amekua jambzi. Huoni the torch ilifanya mambo yake?
7 years as a dev, and here the some of the challenges i have faced.
Challenges are normal and provide good opportunities for growth, but they can also be frustrating.
Here's what I noticed over the years, maybe you can related to some of them:
Is Python the only viable option for modern backend development? While its simplicity is attractive, are we sacrificing performance and scalability for developer comfort?
Last year, God opened doors for me,many doors!
He is going to open more than he did last year, i can feel it.
He will also open doors for you i am certain. 😃
Html & css, one day, Javascript concept 2 days ey!!! You people are genuises, nimenza kujihurumia sasa, mnalearn javascript in 2 days? or i am in the wrong career?
@eleliayub
Okay. Exceptional , gifted and a go getter . Learn html &css in one day. Take 2 days to grasp js concepts. Design a project, with features and implement them . Hence, learning in the process. At the same time, being active in tech groups and asking for attachment or internship...
@k_boazo
@MichaelDenver8
Alx and moringa graduates by that matter. it's funny some clowns 🤡 think copying code and study for one year doing useless projects will make them software engineers.
@bildadwafula
@mbiti_mwondi
for
@mbiti_mwondi
just a bad joke that went down south,and people are idle, so they took it far
for
@Elvis_Localman
,well he was insulting people while living a fake life that was uncovered,it is wrong to put a highly qualified individual like mbiti in the same sentence as elvis
@JelaniMK
but there isn't any evidence that ties him to the crime, no video evidence, no witness has been presented in court,cross examined and said he saw the dj kill the man, he is innocent until proven guilty.
@k_boazo
@MichaelDenver8
says an alx student 😂. If they were irrelevant they would have been scraped. You think unis like harvrd and oxford are stupid to maintain such degrees? Sorry to says this but alx graduates are 99% half baked who copy their codes online,thats why after they complete, they vanish
which money!! one Elvis Oyada
@Elvis_Localman
is a con and fake life connoisseur.
which money
@Elvis_Localman
i dared you we video call we compare account balance, ukakataa, from today, usiwahi tishia watu kama hawa. na wewe
@mains_patrick_k
usikubali kutishwa na conmen
@KhalifKairo
na
@Elvis_Localman
will place money on the table wakiona una argue upuzi ama una make ridiculous claims about them hapa X. They casually place a 100 dollars on table and let you argue with your low income ego once and for all.
Men who have already won those ones.
As a software engineer, you might make money, but at what cost? Do you have time freedom?
obviously trade your time for money, but are you ready to trade your freedom for money up to the age above 36?
is it sustainable?
Unable to sleep, but idea imekuja.
Who wants to do unique beer reviews?
like we visit a new City, town or country and review their local draught beers and maybe bottled ones where draught hakuna!!.
then we post on youtube.
Laban’s final destination🥹may we live long to satisfy that which Laban would have wanted to be done in the lives of our parents🤍🕊️
Ru ne tala my kalastborn🤍♥️
@Aram054
@0xNdeto
@alx
i am already a dev, employed. I hold a Bsc(mathematics &computer science) why would i join a bottom of the barrel bootcamp? Printf project is what makes you think alx is anything? 😂 or pushing 2 lines of code to your github? You need to do better. End of discussion.
Thread: Clean Code from the Start (or Else!)
1/ "Make it work, fix it later" sounds tempting, but for long-term projects it's a recipe for disaster. Without clean code as the foundation, your project will turn into a spaghetti junction faster than you can say "technical debt."
Mkora na Jambaza sugu by the name Elvis Oyoda
@El
ameanza kudelete uongo zake kameanza kudelete evidence ya uongo zake 😂
@Elvis_Localman
, ni nini unadelete???
"As a man, if you become more successful you become more valuable. The more valuable you become, the kind of women you attract gets alot better"
Bro, if you attract trash, you might be the problem.
First statement, i confirm to u its possible, many people have built houses wakiwa bado 30yrs, others below, but i understand you kabisa,viewing and reasoning from a poverty point of view, many things hukaa impossible.
@kirwa_code
@StanleyMasinde_
Huwezi kuwa unaeza afford kubuy your own land build a mansion at 20s or early 30s . Even people with such in kenya dint get them at 20s . Living in a good house and driving a good car simply means you can afford , huwezi kuwa na audi q5 na huna doo ata kama ni ya loan . Please
On the future of software engineering,to stay relevant in the age of AI and automation, software engineers should embrace new technologies like cloud services, AI, low-code development, and blockchain, while also focusing on sustainable and self-healing code
Real talk: the constant context switching has my circuits fried. Feeling disconnected from code & myself. Anyone else navigating burnout in the digital trenches?
@k_boazo
@MichaelDenver8
ati payout? 😂 should we tell this one ama tuache? Who do you knw from alx has the salary of a Bsc comp science graduate? a one year cert then u want to compete with a 4 yr degree? Heh!!! 😂
With AI now a reality, developers have the opportunity to collaborate with it, rather than resist its potential, so, when should we use AI for writing code and making apps?
-JSON to DTOS & Models-Ask ChatGPT to create classes & structs using a JSON from the server
Wacha nikichinjaa kondoo nitaweka vile inapiga last kicks, mkasirike zaidi,
halafu niwekee vile inakua skinned by using a fist bump, watetezi wa wanyama, be ready.
@Elvis_Localman
@b_onyango_
ati? its because i knew you are a fraud, and a con, 😂.
remind me, you said you are a uk citizen? you left for uk in 2021
Mr Oyoda, tuko early 2024, how long does it take to be a uk citizen?? 😂
@Elvis_Localman
@Nyako_codes
kuniabisha na mercedes? how ? when? 😂ama nafaa nikinunua kitu nakuonyesha? haya ndio number yangu, whatsapp me nikuonyeshe on video call +447448235721, low level medical workers are a nuisance 😂,
@Kiptanui_boazo
bure tu 😂,nikikuambia javascript no useless, usinipige sub bana, tell me why u think its not useless, in the process, hata i might now get curious and research more, tech twitter inafaa ichange, tunafaa kulearn,
kama mtu hajeshika anything, explain to them,
@_dandev
make a project using a technology that the company you're applying to is already using
this will instantly give you a better chances
Make genuine project that uses things like Database, API & different tools ,this will show u have deeper understanding of programming.
@StanleyMasinde_
To those with tech degrees, and no jobs, and have the ability to pay for masters, do so, finish the Msc, and register for phd,and be a tutorial fellow(lecturer) and also continue pitching for tech roles. If you get lucky and get hired, you will have 2 good paying jobs
Absolutely loving the stunning landscapes of the Darwin area! Huge thanks to the Aboriginal people whose knowledge has been so helpful on this road trip
3. I fixed numerous bugs in my code
If you have done nothing this this week, Start Now!! If you started but didn't finish, giving is not an option! keep going. Wednesday, be good