Chebasak Profile Banner
Chebasak Profile
Chebasak

@Chebasak_

22,736
Followers
824
Following
849
Media
25,848
Statuses

Death created time so that it would grow things it would kill

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined October 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Sitawaisupport any government openly like that. The repercussions are detrimental.
26
280
1K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
So, onto the story I promised you. The 17B oil scandal. The story of Ann Njeri and its connection with CS Davis Chirchir, EPRA CEO, and DCIO. I have been holding it for some time. Make your own conclusions. A thread. Part 1.
Tweet media one
326
2K
7K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
I believe Ruto is a one term president. No one will vote for such a failure and crook again. Unless you are mentally disturbed.
530
1K
6K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
"Hi Guys, I campaigned for Kenya Kwanza"
Tweet media one
191
1K
6K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
The people crippling this current regime. 1. Murkomen 2. Murkomen 3. Murkomen. 4. Davis Chirchir. 5. Aden Duale. 6. Kimani Ichungwah 7. Sudi. And ooh, Murkomen.
285
1K
5K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Okay, I have a suggestion for Kenyans on Twitter. Why dont we register our own political party? So that come 2027, mtu kama mimi naeza simama na such party. Maybe we call it The X Party. It would slap. And the motto, "X party for Expertees". That sounds like a great idea.
692
1K
5K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
But that statement by Ruto "Wewe Kijana, wacha kunijibu, unanijibu kama nani", tungeichukulia seriously. Because there was a hidden meaning in it.
81
610
4K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
1. Galana Kulalu Failed. 2. Hustler Fund Failed. 3. Reducing loans Failed. 4. Scrapping of CAS Failed. 5. Free education is failing. 6. Economy is failing. 7. Judicial reformed Failed. 8. Curbing corruption Failed. 9. Rooting out dynasties Failed. 10. Ruto...FAILURE. FELYAAAAA.
165
1K
4K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Nko na story motooo ya hio 17B ya fuel nmewaaandalia. You are not ready for it๐Ÿ˜ญ. Kenya is a crime scene. An active one.
110
715
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Nmeanza kuamini zile vitubzote wasee walikua wanasema about WSR. And I wonder how he managed to convince lots of us bana. Unakaa chini unaquestion akili yako.
298
753
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
This is for Dr Branice Munyasa. She has shown many ladies here, that, doing the right way, is always the best way.
71
751
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Wewe nyamaza!!
Tweet media one
@gretathunbutt
Tretaguttthub
5 months
The most hateful people on this app are men.
179
62
468
240
919
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
3 months
Have you ever asked yourself why most Kenyans and Africans can manage to do a thesis for Masters students in the US and Europe as a writing gig? And yet you are just an undergrad? Africans have been lied to that they are stupid. A thread.
77
692
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
If you are still in campus, aim for those A grades. Campus transcript is extremely vital in your life. Mimi nawashw hii juu nlikunywa keg sana nkiwa campus , so hatukupata hio First class. Just Aim for the best. Inasaidia sana kuapply scholarships and big jobs. Ni a getaway.
112
629
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Mnasema uku ndo pesa zote za Kilifi zilienda ndo maana speaker wa senate anahandwa saizi?
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
229
696
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
This is so true.
Tweet media one
77
1K
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Anyway, today, I am tackling carbon credits. For the second time. A slight repetition for you guys to understand how Ruto is selling us or helping us. But I believe in the former. Let's always lean on the truth. No matter the consequences. Carbon Credits. A Thread.
145
1K
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Nimu Kiarie angepewa offer ya Chopper ride, saizi angekua anawax tu. Na kufanya kegels๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
210
675
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Onto the next part. What really happened after MT Haigui had left from Mombasa Port to Sikka India? Why was it offloaded without proper clearance? Who really is Ann Njeri? Where does CS Chirchir comes in? A Thread. Part 2.
138
854
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Bro, lakini wazazi kukataa your partner juu ya tribe ama financial status ni some disgusting behavior.
149
572
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
At this point, if you are supporting Rutos government, you are either getting paid, or wewe ni mtu mshenzi sana.
118
684
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Hakuna feeling tamu kama mtoi kukusalimia na psyche bana. Their innocence and joy can make your miserable adult life lit.
31
506
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Kumbe, the root of all Kenyas problem was Ruto in Uhuruto.
160
666
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Btw dem wako akidinywa, unamuuliza deep questions. Kama alienjoy, kama anaeza taka kurudia, alimoan ama alinyamaza..ndo upate closure๐Ÿ˜‚. Utaheal hio design
230
524
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
2 months
Samsung photos are the best. Show me photos taken by your Samsung Phone.
751
310
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Mega Scandal of the decade Loading: Carbon Credits. Stake: $10b Dollars. (1 Trillion). Key players: Government, Ruto ft Murkomen, and cronies. When: Soon. Revert back to this tweet in the future. A government of hooligans. "Commit evil dues, wash it with religion"
84
943
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Mnakuanga siblings adi 25 years hapo. After hapo, everyone is a stranger to one another.
159
493
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
3 months
What really happened to Kenyan Twitter? What happened to the good things KoT used to push here? The good hashtags, injustices, businesses, helping each other. What the fuck has this app turned into? Well, I have been asking myself this question, too. A Thread.
258
782
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Nimu Kiarie anaona Branice kama Angel saizi. Anashangaa wanawake kumbe wanaeza thrive ivi without kupost picha wakiwa nusu ndethe kwa internet.
85
558
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
3 months
Nliwashw msikuange wa mbio kupayuka. Social media nmerealize wasee wengi utake any given opportunity ama chance just to complain. Hii nyumba ya Kiptum ilitoka tu fine ajab.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
345
420
3K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
My name is Fredrick Kimaiyo. Kimuzi is just an online loser who supported Ruto. This account doesn't support Ruto. The other did because he was young and stupid. He grew.
136
508
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
๐Ÿ’€
Tweet media one
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Mnajua nani alikua responsible for the collapse of Galana Kulalu?
76
160
1K
74
640
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
2 months
Ukieza dedi leo ama uende missing kabisa na unaishi solo, nani uko sure atasound the first alarm?
276
355
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
3 months
Ever heard of the โ€œGold Trickโ€? So, making the currency in the west like the dollar prevalent as a source of value, eliminated the gold. Because, when gold becomes the standard, the countries who have the gold become the possessors of the wealth. But they tricked the world andโ€ฆ
79
773
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
3 months
Kenyans wanapendwa uku nje sana. Our education system iko juu mbaya sana. Kuna paper nliandika nkapewa 95% na lec akasema "This should be published". Damn, na sikueka ile maximum effort. Nkajua our education system is top notch. Ni rare Kenyans wafuck up jobs out there.
81
439
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Anyway, transact biz na uyu msee at your own risk. Ni msee mjanja. Anakutoka dooh design hauezi elewa. Lemme explain. Juu nmemepea grace period ya kutosha. Sina shida tena na hio dooh, ni time yangu ndo ameichukua mob na hayuko professional. Anaitwa George Otieno.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
416
734
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
The Carbon credit story has actually been highlighted by CNN, but the local media is still asking if Bahati should continue leaving with Diana.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
99
1K
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Ukuionanga msee na dem msapere, ujue uyo msee ni ambitious sana. Madem wa mlima hawaendeangi losers๐Ÿ˜…
80
455
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Guess who woke up at 30? Lazima mjue kwa accs zote mbili๐Ÿ˜…. Kimuzi at 30๐Ÿค—
Tweet media one
193
339
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Usiwaistep up as a man. Just don't STEP up. Respect yourself. Wacha single mother apambane na minions zake. Don't be a father of bastards. Hii itawasaidia sana.
83
533
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
See. I like what Hanifa is doing. I told you guys, if we have only 100 activists here on Twitter, Kenya can go towards a good direction. Mimi mniachie Uasin Gishu(mandago) County, Hanifa hio Mandera , mwengine Muranga, mwengine Siaya, all counties. Expose them. Expose the rot.
112
705
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Karen Nyamu alikua Director Nairobi Water and Sewage juu ya sexual appeal na kuna engineers wengi ajab wako unemployed Kenyans. Hizi ndo stuff that really annoy me.
49
457
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
For those who did mechanical engineering in Campus, this is a safe space. How has life been?
158
277
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Nothing excites me like that video of Murkomen being booed. People are totally tired. You can no longer lie to the common mwananchi. Murkomen ata kwao marakwet hatakwi. Juu he is corrupt to the core. 2013 ilikua ngumu aafford gari, saizi anafly na chopper. Na tax yenu.
49
443
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
My biggest downfall on this app, was supporting William Ruto. I am paying for my sins daily.
132
355
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
2 months
Avoid debts at all costs. Shit almost ruined my life. You have money, but you don't have money. Sad episodes.
73
440
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Man's alikua na facts ajab.
Tweet media one
64
902
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Lakini Ruto played millions of people. Weeh. Many are very silent. I never expected such a twist.
120
363
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Uhuru Kenyatta debate is the diversion from the real story. The 17B oil scandal. I will show you why. Kimani Ichungwah, Murkomen, and all those other vocal legislators are Rutos guard dogs. They bark when the owner says so. You saw how Davis Chirchir was heckled in Bomett?
49
519
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
I told you they do monitor our tweets. Nlipata some inside info. Kama wewe ni constant activist , kaa rada na hii gava.
Tweet media one
106
535
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Marriage si rahisi bana๐Ÿ˜…. Nkikumbuka hii vidaa naisha.
199
856
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Luo men used to be simps. But right now, meet the new simps in town. The fang guys. Wakale ndo the new simps. Wakiona dem lightskin lips zinaanza kustammer, miguu zinatetemeka, bank acc inafunguka. Wengine adi wanafund madem upto 6m kuenda Australia. Bunch of losers.
185
446
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Men, ni nini ukuboo instantly kwa women?
459
305
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
1 month
Hii convo imenimaliza ajab๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
304
772
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Anyway, wacha niwaandikie a thread ya kuavoid kudinyiwa. It works. It has been tried and tested. A thread!.
169
338
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Madem ulialia sana hii app na uniboo. Nlikua bullied for a whole week. Adi ata month ikaisha. Na sikuunda video. Washenzi wako obsessed na online validation wanatuundia video wakitulilia sijui ati bullying. Log out you miserable piece of shit. Get a life.
115
425
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Avoid alcohol kabisa kama haujaionja. Alafu, if you trying to quit, Godspeed. There is no joy in that shit. It's the ultimate killer of dreams.
77
495
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Weather ya majuu ni violent ajab. Kwanza Canada watu wanaingia depression. Winter depression. Adi watu ujimada
78
271
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Hio ufala ya cold shower ya Amerix inaapply Africa solo ama kwa tropicals. Usijaribu kwa hizi winter prone countries. Karibu niende kwa baba.
99
311
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Epstein List bana. Sietttt. Akina Naomi Campbell wametajwa na Stephen Hawking.
112
255
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Hack: Ukipata US Visa from another African country kama Madagascar Swaziland ama SA, enda US straight from hapo. Usirudi Kenya.
32
326
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Most Kenyans are unable to defend themselves. They are just okay with everything, and this is something that doesn't sit right with me. Since Mois regime, very few have stood up. And this is where corrupt regimes thrive. A silent, nonchalant, weak population.
121
577
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
3 months
Rumors zinadai Murkomen anaeza lamba sakafu soon.
146
276
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Hehe nliwaiambia mtu The 5th uona watu war. Kuogopwa ivo haikuangi rahisi. Ata inner circle yake utetemeka akiwa around. That's why anafaa kulose. Watu washaanza kuona true colors zake.
64
282
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
This thread will always remain hilarious to me๐Ÿ˜…
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
70
659
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Guys, Ruto is selling the country away at a cheaper price. You remember I told you about carbon credits? It has started. This should never be allowed.
Tweet media one
139
835
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Hii stage ukuja tu. Ata ufight aje.
Tweet media one
150
685
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Since I am radiating positive energy this week, I wanna write about the life of a young Kenyan man. The life of a 20-29 year old Kenyan (African). The most complicated phase of a man. An interesting take. Note, this is my perspective. There are numerous others. A Thread.
45
540
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
"Buda utakujiwa" "hope you are safe" "chunga serikali" "bro hauogopi" Such statements make the oppression continue. If we continue talking collectively, we shall defeat corruption. There is power in numbers. Ruto knows this. We should start with the judiciary. It's all rotten.
47
573
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Men, and men only, what made you really hate that person you used to love?
243
284
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
2 months
Story za Abel Mutua btw ni ya wasee akili zao ziko chini ajab kama Nimu Kiarie ama Droid. No way izo shit inaeza nifanya ata nikie impressed. Just honest review.
216
364
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Btw, we should all be vocal about the illegal eviction of Ogiek people. This is a very serious matter. They have a legal right to be there. But their houses are being torched and demolished.
102
1K
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Men, never check her phone๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. This was sad.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
222
573
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Hii account imechukua a month kufika 15k followers. Ile ingne nlijiongelesha from 2012 adi 2019 nkapata 2k followers. Weeh. Twitter si rahisi๐Ÿ˜…
91
264
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
2 months
Between 25 na 35 Years, ni kukazana usijimade.
41
565
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Waislamu wa eastleigh na wasomali wako za "Free palestine" but ikifikia Congo na Sudan wamenyamaza kama maji kwa mtungi. Speaks a lot.
99
333
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Russia wameona war Ukraine ajab. Hawa wasee walikua gassed bure.
107
208
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Btw, ukitaka kuomoka usionyeshe wakenya wenzako unaendelea. Jifanye unasuffer hehe. It's an hack.
49
464
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
The silent killer of the youth in Kenya right now is alcohol.
165
406
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
I know many won't agree but this guy was a psychopath.
Tweet media one
143
204
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
2 months
Ndo nmeamkia Vitunguu uku. Soon ntakuja kupartner na wasee serious. Inataka good investment hii.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
165
366
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Uyo CS jana ako na audacity sana. Na uko eldoret ananunua all unfinished buildings na zile ziko na deni analipa wasee. Anatoa wapi dooh?
56
320
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Yesterday, someone was telling me about somebody who got an Australian visa to study and at the same time, got a job offer in Kenya. He rejected the visa and started the job. Now he earns a 6 digit. That's one of the greatest decisions I have ever heard. Kenya is a place to grow
38
246
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
2027 sidhani Ruto anaeza survive tukiingia hii design ya 2024. Hio ataona dust ajab. Mbwa yeye
77
269
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Mnaunderrate twitter sana. This app iko na power sana. It gets conversation going. Let's channel it into a positive thing. A political party. A revolutionary one.
88
403
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Mimi nae relationship ya more than 4 years hatuachani. Yaani Olympic to Olympic, worldcup to worldcup alafu uniache? Germany ikichukua worldcup 2014 adi France 2018? A whole course campus? Aaai. Tutaongea kama watu wakubwa bana.
44
355
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
3 months
Nauliza...dem akiwa na mimba alafu aende US akiwa 3 months due..mtoi atakua citizen wa US? Since ni by birth?
127
178
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Arabs ni shit ajab. I hope Africans watarealize hii one day. Hawataki ngozi nyeusi kabisa. They believe hawa ndo Allah aliwapea wakue slaves wao.
143
304
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Not to sound tribalistic, but wakale ukiwabetray ama kuwadanganya, huwa hawajali your stature. You will face their wrath. Ata kama wewe ni president.
135
297
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
@kipmurkomen I forgot to add..in an illegitimate way๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ
175
445
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Unaingia campus ukiwa bright. But akina engineering, medicine and tech courses inakushw you are nothing. Kuna boiz alikua no 1 kisii county time yetu campus but alikua anaona dust. Ni kama bado ako campo na tuligraduate 2019. Campus haikuangi mchezo. Ukiona msee ametoka, salute!
64
389
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
3 months
Kuna a lady tuliwaimeet hii app roysambu. After that, we smoked a joint and agreed never ever to meet again. It was unspoken. I hope she is well wherever she is. Hakuna vile tungekulana na tunakaa ivo.
@orscrz
Wa Mso
3 months
kuna mdem ashawahi niitisha picha hapo dms alafu after nimetuma she never talked to me again...hiyo kitu hunisumbua akili sana
55
192
562
121
474
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
1 month
Ukipata msee ako 26+ years na hana mabeshte, achana nae aishi vile ameishi izo 25 years. There is a reason watu ukutoka bana.
51
314
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
3 months
Why is Ruto forcing this housing project? Honest answers only.
277
222
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
So I was right all along. And that's why Ruto endorsed this bank. So many things are making sense to me right now.
Tweet media one
16
469
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
2 months
Lakini kama kuna wasee udeserve love, ni students wa TuK. Kusoma at the heart of Nairobi, hostels ni less, maisha ni expensive. Aaai alafu utoke uko ukue unemployed.
60
360
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Murkomen is a criminal. Very corrupt. Just give him more years. You will see how big he becomes. They shall be the ones sponsoring Rutos' second bid on 2027. So, those tenders and looting are essential.
39
401
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
Wakenya wengi udhani majuu ni heaven. Hawajui ni hell. Kama si better living conditions tu, sidhani wasee wangekaa diaspora. Na dooh tu. Kenya is the best country to live in. Forever ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช
56
253
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
The Anus of the Chicken has been exposed. End Banditry in Baringo bana. Ruto anafaa kuskiza watu.
105
899
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
5 months
Kitu funny ni, UoN , grading ya engineering uanzia 3rd year. Unaeza pata Ds na supps 1st year na 2nd year. But ukinyorosha Bs 3rd year, 4th na 5th year upate As, unapata First Class. Hi kitu ilikua inanishangaza sana. Yaani first two years umeambiwa kunywa keg, urudi usome๐Ÿ˜….
44
263
2K
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
4 months
To all those struggling, I wish you the very best. Life is a game of seasons. Maybe we are in summer, and autumn is yours. Don't give upโ™ฅ๏ธ
28
443
2K