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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

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Hii story sijui niweke TL ama kwa “Appetizer” ya my next book “Enemy Of Progress”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Vijana muache kutupa CVs ovyo ovyo Sometimes Save some money and participate kwa Stanchart Marathon alafu make sure uko ile bracket ya mwisho yenye hukimbia for 1Km then walk the rest if the race,hapo ndo wamama Matajiri and top CEOs wako.Utakuwa unavuruta wamama mkono …1/n

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Kenyan Students wameamka 5 a.m kwenda kusoma “Factors affecting Food production in Mesopotamia in 4000BCE”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

7 months

24 hours later, the former record holder Eliud Kipchoge has not yet congratulated Kelvin Kiptum for breaking the Marathon World Record! But nikiongea mtasema niko na issues. Acha Mungu aamue hii kesi.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

To Survive in Organizations run by Kenyans,never show them you are ambitious. Continue your developments in utmost secrecy alafu always make them believe wewe ni mtu wa sherehe na warembo,top management wakipata wanaambiana…achana na huyo,hajui kitu

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@Makiadi_

1 year

Social media is powerful,police wameingia kazi CBD.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Tukitoka Campus tuliangukia Kibarua ingine Hapo Pepsi Baba dogo na kazi yetu ilikuwa kuona Chupa imebaki na uchafu after zimeoshwa,So bright lights were used to avoid any mistakes,Ulikuwa unatoka Shift uko partially blind unazindikizwa na Watchmen hadi Stage.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

3 years

Kuna siku tulifanya Revenue vs Expenses ya Dairy farming ya Ng’ombe mbili ya Grade tukajipata kumbe we have been working for the cow bana ...Losses tupu

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Ukilewa na matajiri ata hujuangi bill ililipwa saa ngapi unaskianga tu “bro you good?" Then fanya makosa ya kulewa na awa “middle class” wa Nairobi wenye huongea na mapua ,Time ya kulipa bill tension inaingia meza yenu ni kama kuna Breaking News.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

While working in Mombasa it was not Unusual to see Married women hunting for their husbands deep into the night in Nyali pubs,mnapiga sherehe kidogo ngoma imekatwa na Dj alafu mnaskia…“Josphat Owiti,Manager port operations bibi yako anataka kuvunja gari yako Tafadhali Toka Nje”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Angekuwa Mrembo Ungeona Governor wa that Region amemwita kwa office yake na kuambiwa…“We saw you being disturbed by a baby elephant and it was cute,Congratulations you are employed as Minister for Tourism and given a trip to Seychelles 🇸🇨 “

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

I now remember Schooling with the son of Ambrose Rachier back in the day,ni wale Siku ya Visiting day walikuwa wanakuja na Tents na Professional cooks sisi tukiletewa Gazeti and assurances Pokots hawajaenda na Ng’ombe.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

How do Ants tell rain is coming even a week before?sometimes I suspect hii dunia kuna other forces we know nothing of.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Kuna siku Tulikuwa Out na awa wasichana wa Nairobi hukuwa Warembo but hujiona very Complicated .Told my guy aseme natoka Congo na huwa nafanya Biz ya minerals alafu saa hizo naongea broken swahili nikiongeza “Bi na ngai na Respect”…Karibu watu wanipiganie

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Ukiwa na Straight As in High School,Upate 1st class kwa University alafu umefanya hadi Masters,Ukitoka Interview,Chairman wa Board anaambia panelists…“Huyu atatusumbua,tuendelee kutafuta”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Eliud Kipchoge huwa anapenda attention sana.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

4 months

Kuna siri zingine watu wameenda majuu hawaezi waambia na si Gatekeeping, ni kuchunga jina. Kuna kazi zingine ziko na pesa lakini lazima ukaze moyo na ufunge macho ndo uomoke. Unaeza angukia “tender” ya kuosha care homes ya watu wazee then from nowhere mama mzee akuone…

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Waiguru vs Ngirici Saga is the funniest so far in this election ,Waiguru intentionally played victim and Ngirici let down her guard alafu Waiguru akatokea na finisher😂😂😂

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

3 months

Leo mechi ule Kijana wa Statehouse atapewa, will be one for the books. Kuna mahali atapinduliwa na akianza kupiga nduru juu ya utamu, aambiwe, “this is for today bby!”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

6 months

Ukiwa na bibi working kwa hizi big corporates where the“Big Boys” are moneyed,inabidi umekuwa prayer warrior and talk to God daily you never go broke. Ata ikiwezekana,nunua ile Pocket Bible ya green ya Gideons ndo ukiwa unatembea nayo ndo ukuwe na uwepo wa Mungu 24/7. If she is…

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

The Clip on Ruto wanting to Slap Jayden has actually Cemented Mt Kenya Votes😂

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Unashangaa wapi your housewife amepata pesa nowdays then one day you come home early kuingia unaskia kuna kelele Bedroom,Kuchungulia unaona bibi amevaa Lingerie mbele ya ring light shaking her boobs akisema “This is for my top gifter Bashir from Dubai,Keep tapping the screen bby”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Kenya Ukipata mrembo ametulia amd knows what she wants in life lazima ako na mtoto mahali.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Kuna Siku WhatsApp video call nearly ended my Longterm relationship na nilikuwa nishatoa deposit ya mahari ya Ng’ombe mbili,Mrembo alikuwa Eldoret so alikuwa amepiga simu 6.30am to listen to background noise venye huwa anafanya during her Usual audits especially…1/n

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

In Marriage there is no escape route,Unajaribu kwenda gym to keep fit your wife whispers in your ear in the dead of night“Naona umeanza kuunda mwili ndo ufurahishe wasichana,Baba Liam kama hututaki na watoto sema mapema sisi tujipange,usione watu wamenyamaza ukafikiri ni wajinga”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Westlands mnapatana na CEOs na General Managers kwa Vibanda …ni Kama Jayden alirarua Economy akamaliza

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Hizo picha huwa mnaona online za Rwandan women ni za rich kids…The ground is very Dirty.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Alafu Nigerians before Scamming our Intelligent,beautiful Working Class Nairobi women huwa hawana haraka,Goal inakuanga zile long range huwa inapata Keeper unawares kama Za Kevin De Bruyne ama Yaya Toure at his Prime.Nigerian men mostly target wanawake in places of influence 1/n

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

4 years

😂😂😂😂😂

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Vijana huku Nairobi walijiona players wakapea different women Mimba,Saa hii Payslip imenyongwa na watu wa FIDA pesa inaingia End month inatoshea Tusker Nne warm

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

My wife is excited amepata job Nairobi but mimi najua am done

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Mwanaume ukisota its your own wife who finishes you completely; Kwa bedroom utapewa Shingo Upande but she will wait hadi time unakaribia Climax then slowly whispers a Negative affirmation kwa maskio yako…“Ni kiuno tu ndo unajua kuzungusha but kutafuta pesa ndo umeshindwa kabisa”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Hakuna kitu mbaya kama Kuoa from a wealthy family,mkikosana,Siku ya kesi Uwanja mzima huwa imejaa gari za kwao then kuna Aunties wake in Abroad wanafuatilia Kesi via Skype alafu saa hiyo family yenu mzima mko na gari moja ya Uncle wenu Tajiri ameingiza family mzima kazi ya Police

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Natembeya is saying everything!!!

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Ukioa from these rich families inakuanga pressure tupu,time ya Holidays Mkitaka kwenda upcountry your own kids ndio huwa wanakuruka…unaskia tu “Tusiende kwa Gogo mwenye hana stima” na saa hizo wanaongelea kwenu.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

9 months

@SolecialGirl I Am a pilot from Kenya 🇰🇪 and no one has ever celebrated me,how is she special?

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Diamond Platnumz made money and switched to making Boujie music targeting Middle Class pesa ikaanza kupotea,to connect with his fanbase that made him wealthy akajikondesha then akaingia studio na kuangusha…“Yatapita,yana mwisho,ipo siku tutayasahau,watatuheshimu walio tudharau”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Ni kama Bien wa Sauti Sol deep into the night akilala, akipinduka to change his sleeping position, ule bibi yake rich kid mNaija, whispers in his ear in hushed tones…“hao vijana wanakutumia vibaya, fungua macho mtoto wetu!!!”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

3 years

There is a group of kids who are now between 30-40 yrs whose parents wea civil servants and lived mostly in Nairobi’s Langata ,South B,Buruburu,Langata etc who are functionally drunk and have nothing to themselves except fond memories of the days they had money

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

3 years

Utapanda KQ alafu midflight uskie Pilot “Shiiiet tuliongeza mafuta kweli”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Kuishi kwa hizi middle Income apartments huku Nairobi huwa drama kila siku,Asubuhi unaskia Mwanaume amepiga nduru kwa parking watu wanakimbia to know what’s up kumbe mtoto wa Mama anaishi Ground floor ameandika Alphabet mzima kwa Mercedes ya Daktari.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Nimeona hiyo video kijana ako na seat mbili za plastic anapiganiwa na 3 women,kuna shida my lords😂

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Kuna siku i was fresh from Marakwet nikatembelea my Cousins in Nairobi alafu wakaweka movie na Home theater iko na surround system acha Risasi zipigwe nikaskia ni kama imetoka nyuma ya nyumba nikalala chini…thought Pokots wamerudi kutumaliza

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

The Potatoes you eat at KFC are actually Genetically Modified,So i wonder mbona mkiletewa ya Mahindi mnaanza kujifanya Activists.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Only smart people know why Miguna Miguna is back…Hint;It will involve the Courts.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Ukisimamishwa na Traffic police introduce yourself confidently alafu wakiuliza License mwulize kama anajua mtu anaitwa MR Elema wa IPOA,hiyo organization huogopwa sana, utaskia tu umeambiwa Ilikuwa Salamu na ukifika Nairobi Salimia wakubwa.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

My book “The Bandit” which has a collection of real life stories is finally ready ,will be releasing it next week in all media outlets thanks for the support and encouragement.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Anxiety as Health CS Dr Susan Wafula exposes herself at Citizen Tv just a few days after taking over office.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

9 months

HOW TO “CAPTURE” A SUGAR MUMMY IN KENYA 🇰🇪 Hii dunia hakuna formula ya kuunda mali,ukiangukia loophole ya kupata riziki, shikilia hapo. I noticed vijana wengi hawajui siri ya “intercepting” wealthy women to help them bypass the long route to wealth and bright further. Makosa…

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Vijana wanajionea ma Cinema kwa Marriage;Bibi anakudekeza kumbe anamalizia process ya Visa. One Friday unaambiwa wanaenda upcountry then Sunday hangover ikiisha,Unaona Whatsapp Status yake ameshikwa Mkono akiwa na Watoto na Ule Auntie wake wa USA with the Caption…“Free at Last”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Kuna Conmen hufanyia watu interviews za Job za UN hadi kuna mzungu anakuuliza maswali Via Skype na saa hizo maumbwa wamejificha Nyayo estate

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Men won’t admit but pia sisi huwa sexually harassed in most organizations,unaitwa na Mama top executive alafu anachomoa list ya staff mliandikwa pamoja then looking at you suggestively anakuambia “Chemnjor ona venye wenzako wameendelea na wewe umekwama,fungua macho kijana wangu”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Ngugi wa Thiongo’s kids have lived all their lives in the USA but can speak Kikuyu fluently ,Alafu wewe Chematia umezaliwa Cheptongei,Ukaenda Cheptulon Girls then ukamalizia masomo Aplhax College Eldoret alafu unakuja kutuambia unaskianga Marakwet but huwezi ongea?…Shenzi sana

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

8 months

This is what we want!!!

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@Makiadi_

2 years

Kulewa na watu hutoka marginalized areas huwa pressure tupu juu ya shida walipitia.Wakiwa high kidogo unaona mmoja wao amechomoa kabambe yake and starts calling while Crying...“Uncle ulinisomesha wakati nilidharauliwa na kila mtu na hukuwa na kitu,Sitawahi kukusahau jomba"

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Drama at JKIA as a woman from Saudia meets her agent live live…I hope Ruto closes All thise Rogue Agencies with Immediate effect

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@Makiadi_

1 year

Mkiwa kwa hizi “high end” Clubs alafu mchomoe Miraa muanze Kuchana,Upper Middle class huita manager immediately alafu anaulizwa…“Are we Safe?”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Unachelewa kufika home unapata wife amekaa hapo kwa sitting room amejifunika na shuka ya Maasai alafu anaskia ile wimbo ya Rose Muhando “Mteule uwe Macho” kwa simu Through Bluetooth alafu she keeps repeating ile line ya …“Msherati endelea kufanya Usherati utakwenda na Bomb!!”

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@Makiadi_

1 year

I hope Mark Masai amejenga mahali Nairobi,Pressure ya Rent will make you not Think Straight.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Mimi sijawahi ogopa wealthier men kuniibia mrembo,my biggest worry ni wale ndume huamka 4 am kulima fresh untilled Land(Kitira) bila shati.Unatembea kuInvigilate hapo 7 a.m jamaa anaimba Kichwa ikitoa moshi…hao ni wale wakishika bibi yako anaambiwa…“Ukitosheka nichune maskio”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

End of year parties huwa Chaos tupu,umekaa kwa corner taking beer ukijiSpike na maji ndo usilewe uchome picha alafu unaambiwa umeitwa na Mama flani anakuanga top management,kumpata the tipsy woman whispers in your ear “Chemnjor huwa nakupenda lakini nikikuonjesha ntaharibu kazi”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Soon mtakwama kwa Jam Mombasa road alafu kuuliza Driver wa Rembo Sacco shida iko wapi uambiwe…“Chase car ya Azziad na Priscilla wa Imani zinapita”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Eldoret umekaa Tamasha na Slayqueen wako suddenly unapata a message from unsaved number….”Bakule tumetoana mbali,huyo atakumaliza”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Kuna Tension kubwa in our Family WhatsApp Group…One of my cousins has moved to Australia with his wife before Consulting my Uncle who is well established in the Country,amewauliza "mmepitia wapi?” After a photo of the Couple surfaced wakishikana mkono outside Sydney Intl Airport

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@Makiadi_

2 years

Kwa mazishi yako your friends from Nairobi wataingia na Sunglasses,alafu wamebebana na Chupa za Keringet na ndani wamejaza Gordons,after confirming from villagers that hakuna Nyumba umejenga watakuwa wanarusha mchanga wakisema…“na venye alikuwa anapenda anasa kumbe hana kitu”

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@Makiadi_

2 years

Citizen TV is already feeling the heat,Looks like Ruto wants to revive KBC after realizing how Biased the media was during the campaign period

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@Makiadi_

2 years

DCI headquarters Naambiwa mambo ni moto bana…wueh

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@Makiadi_

1 year

The real owner of China Square is a “powerful” CS of the former regime…hii vita has nothing to do with Chinese products,its personal.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Siku yetu ya Graduation something unfortunate happened,One of our Top Secretariat wa Marakwet University Student Association (MUSA),hakuambiwa Graduation Gown huvaliwa juu ya Nguo kama kawaida,Bandit alitokea Graduation Square na Gown alafu ndani Amevalia Vest na Boxers.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

9 months

Guys in Kenya check the source of the alcohol you are taking. Am told by a doctor kuna a spike of deaths from chronic pancreatitis juu nowdays tunakunywa Pure ethanol imewekwa flavor.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Kwa hii maisha there is always that Ex you will remember after so many years ata ukiwa happily married to another person.Umekaa tu Sunday afternoon na wife mkiwa Out then unakumbuka…“Sieet leo ni safe days ya Chepkemoi”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

A Typical Kenyan will queue for 3 hrs to get two Maize flour at 100 bob then pass by a local pub and drink alcohol worth 5k,we just have weird behaviors as Michael Joseph once said.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Niko Embassy of Netherlands and it looks like So Many Kenyans are leaving the Country.

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@Makiadi_

2 years

Sakaja will be a bigger fraud than Sonko,I now Understand why he failed to finish his degree.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

6 months

Vijana bado mko Campus,mnaona wale Wasichana hawakai poa, no one notices them na wanapenda sana kwenda Library? Ignore them at your own risk,some of us are living in regrets. Huwa wamepewa nyota na Mungu ya kujiokoa. Tumefanya stock take juzi na kama wote wako in top jobs abroad.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Bill Gates ako Kenya juu anashangaa aliwapatia Vaccine ya kuwamaliza na bado Mnaishi.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Dating hii Generation iko nyuma yetu especially those below 25 yrs huwa an extreme sport,unaamka around 9 Am unapata mrembo hayuko unasema atlast umeangukia msichana hardworking then kufika Sitting room unapata mtu anajiongelesha mbele ya “Ring-light” ati anaunda Content.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

10 months

SIRI YA NDOA Usiwahi fanya white wedding,hiyo ndo mistake ya kwanza vijana huwa mnajiingiza ndo muonekane romantic ama mfurahishe your con pastors and church members. Avoid those Caucasian and Colonizer weddings like people with bad luck. As soon as your wife ameLaminate…

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Kuna Soap flani inaitwa SAWA niliona nikajiambia acha niPromote local Products, Iko sawa shida ni moja, huwezi shika na mkono moja alafu kwa bathroom unatumia tu once ikiwa dry, Kutoka hapo ni hide and seek juu ukishika inaSlide, tulikimbizana karibu niSlide nivunje Spinal Cord.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Cuzo alikwama nikaongea na my former boss amtaftie kazi,Kumpata Kijana amevaa ile shati ya maua na watch, ilibidi tumepitia kwangu nikampatia Shati imechanika kwa mabega ndo akasaidika.Mkubwa alinipeka kando akaniambia…“he looks healthy but struggling, let me see what I can do”

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Naskia nowdays vijana wanalipiwa ndege kwenda kupanda Mbegu huko Australia alafu Tajiri akiConfirm Ultrasound iko sawa wanakuwa Deported waendelee kuteseka kwa The City of Champions

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

When Men notice a weakness in a woman they will never let her know,huwa anaachiliwa tu polepole.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 months

Married men, msikunywe smoothie or any liquid substance unsupervised, naskia kuna shida ground.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Issue ya Chiloba imeleta pressure Upcountry Concerned relatives wameanza kutuma Sleuths to Investigate the Conduct ya Vijana wamechelewa Kuoa wakiwa City,Auntie wa Kamelei anapiga simu kuuliza kama his Favorite Nephew ameonekana na Nguo ya Pink wakimbie kwa wazee wachemshe dawa.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Alafu every household has that one Drunk Uncle who holds the family’s dirty secrets,anakuanga roho mzuri but hapendi madharau. So in important functions his favorite nephew is assigned to make sure he is well fed na amepewa pombe yake juu one mistake atamwaga mtama mbele ya umati

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

When you Marry a certain Section ya our Sisters from the Mountain,ukifika a certain level of Financial Independence unaanza kupewa Special Diet ya Crushed Steel wool ndo utoke dunia mapema.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

8 months

I have noticed something very strange, Nowadays I have noticed parents wakipeleka grown kids to Join Universities. Our time sikumbuki nikiona mzazi ata moja, don’t you think we are raising a generation of irresponsible and dependent kids?

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Crocodiles are so entitled sleeping in rivers waiting for wildebeests to cross for easy food…bridges should be built and let those idiots die of hunger

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

As a businessman Ukitaka Church yako watu wajae na watoe pesa Mzuri,Invest heavily on Church Choir with good looking people and World Class Instruments.Also come up with unique emotional Praise and worship songs that will capture the masses. Finally import a pastor from a 1/n

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

3 years

As a Kalenjin ukishajenga 3 bedroom Eldoret you have achieved everything in life and your wife will let you even disappear for months with no worries

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Raila is setting himself up,The dean was still a Child in 1969😂😂😂

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Crypto Billionaires wanamalizwa one by one after Kuosha investors.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Drama will start when Raila will start leading in Central Kenya.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Who started the “Pochi la Biashara” Slang?😂😂😂

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Its True Kisii people hupendana sana one goes to Minnesota and brings a whole community aboard…sisi Kalenjins one goes To Australia alafu anashinda whatsapp akisema ..”hiyo process ni ngumu sana,haiwezekani”😂

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Skia Kiburi ya Winnie Odinga when the State House dream was real and Achievable 😂😂😂😂😂

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

Watu hawaPost maisha yao Social Media mtatumaliza na pressure,Tumepatana na Cuzo wetu alipotea after being written off by Society,After Drinks kumwitishia taxi,akatupeleka nje Tukaona Mercedes C Class,mimi nikavumilia but my Uncle nguvu Zikamwishia akakaa live live kwa Verandah.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

Nyumba za Bachelors huwa kama Landmines,Ukiingia the first 10 mins mnapewa instructions how things work ndo msilete accidents

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

I hope boy wa Chelimo anajua Next Level Ninjas will be taking over.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

2 years

I learnt about women and Hypergamy immediately after Campus when we were hustling,Hizo siku i had a beautiful Woman i had great plans for alafu she was connected to a job at Nivea and thats how she went MIA,To date i cant use Nivea because of Trauma.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱

@Makiadi_

1 year

I have noticed something na Kenyan Politics,Ni kama our brothers from the Mountain wataoshwa na Doyen soon…kuweni macho.

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