Martin Pilkington @killergorton11 Twitter profile

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 months

What a club 😂👏🏼 thanks lads…Up The Cheadle

Cheadle Town FC

@CheadleTownFC

2 months

🚨 RETIREMENT CONFIRMED 🚨 Following yesterday’s last game of the season, we can confirm that @killergorton11 has retired. We wish Martin all the best for the future, we will never forget those goals in the play offs last season ❤️. #WeAreCheadle #nwcfl

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@killergorton11

2 years

Looks like you’ve stuffed it down ya knickers

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2 years

Spot of lunch in Italy 🇮🇹 🍕

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@killergorton11

7 months

Some milestone that 👏🏼😂

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7 months

Day 1 off the shite 🤦🏼‍♂️. Am gonna smash it’s head in I’m telling yous 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻 couldn’t give a shit how many of yous try and judge me over it 👍🏼

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Cheers Rosie

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@hell_razorrr

1 year

@killergorton11 Seen grapes age better than you

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Had a bit of fun on tinder before 😂

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 years

Won’t beat me I had 831 footy bets in 2 years 😂

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

7 months

So did I

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@carlyjohnson123

7 months

Christmas came early 🎄🎅🏼

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

11 months

Passat must be in the garage

IFL TV

@IFLTV

11 months

Tyson Fury showing off his new Porsche on Instagram yesterday 🔥 #TysonFury | #Porsche

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

5 months

@carlyjohnson123 That one pic sent you in ultra defensive mode 😂

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

I’ll send pictures of your fanny to your dad

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@louisezus

1 year

not fit enough to be asking girls to do all this

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 years

She’s gonna be passed round like a spliff

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@killergorton11

10 months

@carlyjohnson123

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Remember playing footy against a team of Irish birds in Spain, ended up shagging one of them on the sun lounger 1-0 England

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 years

@carlyjohnson123 @FuckAdz Deep pan

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@killergorton11

2 years

@carlyjohnson123 @FuckAdz Meat feast

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

You’re a fucking scruff

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@ccredacted

1 year

slept through my Michelin res last night and have no regrets bc I avoided a man who behaves like this

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

If That’s my daughter I’m on a murder charge

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

I remember it

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@carlyjohnson123

1 year

Queen of saying "I wasn't even drunk last night" when I don't even remember the Uber home

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

@Lucyconnell_1 Just like it and move on it’s twitter

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 months

Fucking state of you 😂

Harry Molyneux

@Harrymolyneux33

2 months

@killergorton11 @dixie2107 @RylandsFC Sausage 😂😂 Why do you think your mcgregor

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

7 months

I’ll do ya bush tucker trial

CJ

@carlyjohnson123

7 months

In the jungle 🦎🌿🍃🪨🌏☀️

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

I’ll tell you all now I’ve not got a pot to piss in but you know what I’m a proper guy and the people I banter most are the real people and they know that’s all it is 💙 happy new year people black white asian it don’t fucking matter to me it’s how you are as a person 👊🏼

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Told me he’s retiring if I scored the winner…happy retirement skipper @dannyhewitt243 glad you was on my ship

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

@Coach_DB__ Point 10 and 11

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Wow I did the same and got 4 years with a year suspended…😫

Sky News

@SkyNews

1 year

Ivan Toney: Banned footballer bet on own team to lose, says FA

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 months

Even said to my pal @JonnyMc1 before the game he’s looked good in games when he came on, one little error today recovered and settled in against 3 lively front men 👏🏼

Statman Dave

@StatmanDave

2 months

Willy Kambwala's game by numbers vs. Liverpool 100% ground duels won 100% tackles won 29 passes completed 3 clearances 2 interceptions Stepped up in the toughest game in English football. 🛡🛡🛡

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

7 months

Turned up last night cos @paulmarshall89 said I don’t come out in winter…team is still shite since the last time I played 😂

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

11 months

Must be doing onlyfans now with all those followers fuck me

Laura Heath

@LauraHeathh_

11 months

Last shift completed as a Paramedic! I’ve laughed and I’ve cried but my gosh what an experience I’ll never forget. 6 years of blood sweat and tears but now… This gal is OVER AND OUT 🚑💚

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Into the playoff final we go ✅⚽️

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 years

What the fuck is this guard of honour about 🥴 can’t @ FC cos they blocked me

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

9 months

Thanks for coming, cheerio…👏🏼

Cheadle Town FC

@CheadleTownFC

9 months

48’ Red Card for AFC Liverpool. The keeper has been sent off for gripping @killergorton11 by the throat… Cheadle Town 1-1 AFC Liverpool #WeAreCheadle #nwcfl

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 years

Gotta have the banter @JasonDunford4 took my picture down at @AbbeyHeyFC so I scored 2 and put it back up everywhere 😂😂😂 All the best

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

8 months

He’s had a right grab 😂😂😂 would be me that if I saw @carlyjohnson123 on a night out

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Composure 99 😎⚽️

Cheadle Town FC

@CheadleTownFC

1 year

90+9’ GOALLLLLLLL BALL is squared to @killergorton11 who slots in past the keeper from close range!!!! Stockport Town 0-2 Cheadle Town #WeAreCheadle #nwcfl

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

How long before Sam Smith comes out saying he’s Madeleine McCann

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

8 months

Fancy dress…I’ve gone as @steyards10 and he’s gone as Chucky 😂😂😂

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

I’ll play for free

Petersfield Town FC

@PTFCTheRams

1 year

✍️ | NEW SIGNING We are pleased to annouce the signing of our new Physio for the upcoming season, Amy Weston. #uptherams

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Sums it all up, best player told them all season…I know I’ve only got 10 minutes in the tank…thank you @paulmarshall89 thank fuck you didn’t listen to @steyards10 😂👌🏼🏆

Cheadle Town FC

@CheadleTownFC

1 year

It was inevitable @killergorton11 👀⚽️ 📸 @JamesLobley7 #WeAreCheadle #nwcfl

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

11 months

Probably would have played in the premier league if I didn’t get banned 🐐

Cheadle Town FC

@CheadleTownFC

11 months

79’ GOALLLLL @killergorton11 beats Joleon Lescott for pace and slots an effort into the bottom corner from close range! Cheadle Town 2-4 Stephen Ireland XI #WeAreCheadle #nwcfl

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

10 months

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

30 days

#NewProfilePic

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 months

These two bulbs dragged me out of retirement and got me back having a buzz again. been a mega two seasons and they can only get better with more experience. marshy taken to management like a duck to water and yarwood like a pudding to gravy. All the best for the future 💙⚽️

Cheadle Town FC

@CheadleTownFC

2 months

Club Statement: Paul Marshall & Steven Yarwood #WeAreCheadle #nwcfl

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

8 months

Didn’t even know today was world mental health day, I’ve had no work on and been fishing with my old man…the peace and quiet, the air it’s good for me and so is catching the fish 👌🏼

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

7 months

This kid @Juniorojo1 love him me 👏🏼😂

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Fucking hell they’re all at it the vegans

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@carlyjohnson123

1 year

No lies were told #40

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 years

@dannyhewitt243 @carlyjohnson123 @FuckAdz Safari “pizza pussy GIF” that was the search 😂😂😂

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 years

First of many hopefully @CheadleTownFC ⚽️🔥

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

11 months

Once again very lucky cos if there were scouts there tonight I’m probably getting a move

Cheadle Town FC

@CheadleTownFC

11 months

Great result for the lads as we come out victors 4-2 against @GuiseleyAFC ! Goals from: @killergorton11 x3 & @RyannU #WeAreCheadle #nwcfl

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Where’s he going 😂😂😂😂

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

6 months

Been a long time coming that for me…Happy New Year ⚽️

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

@Lucyconnell_1 Did I fuck she’s off tinder 😂

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@killergorton11

1 year

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 years

Losing a game of footy spoils your weekend

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

7 months

He’s been passed around like a spliff this season

Stock(P)ort Town FC

@StockportTownFC

7 months

Welcome to Town Ben Wharton 🔴⚫️ We are delighted to welcome Striker Ben Wharton to the Lions. He goes straight into Paul Turnbull’s squad for todays game. #LionsRoar 🦁 📸 @PhotoMks

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

9 months

Still life in the old dog…think they want 5 grand for me though

Cheadle Town FC

@CheadleTownFC

9 months

ᴍᴀɴ ɪɴ ꜰᴏʀᴍ🔥 @killergorton11 has now scored in each of his last Four appearances thanks to his early goal against Burscough yesterday! 🤝 @BanMuangFarang 📸 @JamesLobley7 #WeAreCheadle #nwcfl

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

I’ve rattled…Vegans, Goths, Gingers, Shit Tattoos, Females as always and scousers i can see why with them they’ve got fuck all to be happy about this season…all in a days work…thanks for coming

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Stop blaming mental health for having a sniff…if you enjoy it or you’re just having a bang so fucking what

Kell Brook

@SpecialKBrook

1 year

I messed up,I hold my hands up & want to apologise to my family gym friends & fans It’s no secret that I struggle with mental health & I’m finding retirement really hard. I’m actively seeking the help I need to get me on the right path. Again i apologise for the hurt I’ve caused

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

10 months

4 goals in 5 games, can’t beat putting it in the net but should have had a hatrick today…still expect better from myself

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

How can you watch this man Rodri and say Casemiro is the best holding mid in the prem 😂 sorry but he’s top dog

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 months

You scruffy cunts

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

9 months

I’ve told my kid to hit back if she’s getting bullied or if not and it’s constantly happening I’m looking for the kids dad and I’ll whack him infront of his kid

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Me that 😂😂😂

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@SpammyFritter

1 year

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

10 months

@carlyjohnson123 You’ll have to update it soon

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Stretford Pillock

Stretford Paddock

@StretfordPaddck

1 year

🗣"Erik ten Hag is building a team about work ethic and Neymar aint that!" Do you agree with @MrStephenHowson 🤔 #MUFC

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Stick him on the hook the fucking maggot

LADbible

@ladbible

1 year

🔔 | Sam Smith corrects One Show host after being misgendered over dream to be 'fisher-them' More below:

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

How much for her flaps she had cut off be licking them like a flame grilled steak McCoy crisp

LADbible

@ladbible

1 year

🔔 | Elle Brooke sold a tub of spit to a fan for £200 More below:

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@killergorton11

2 months

Stalybridge Celtic

@StalyCelticFC

2 months

85’ | Matty Bryan scores. #NTFC 4-1 #SCFC

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Sickening, he needs torturing every single day 🤬

Greater Manchester Police

@gmpolice

1 year

#NEWS | Lewis Jones (22/12/1998) from Merseyside has been jailed for life for the abduction and sexual assault of a 6-year-old girl from a field she was playing in a field at the side of her sister's house in Droylsden. Read the full story here:

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

All the lovers or haters it don’t matter cos Twitter isn’t real, hope everyone has a belter and anyone struggling or anything shout me man I’ll talk to anyone all day long and listen to anyone…more life 👊🏼💙

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

10 months

Been chopping for years ⚽️

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

9 days

Here we go: Bryan Ly to @buryfcofficial done ✅

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

11 months

😂😂😂😂

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

4 months

Good job my old account got permanently suspended then init 🥴

Bury Football Club

@buryfcofficial

4 months

⚪️🔵 Player Update: Charlie Doyle We will be without Charlie for the next three games after he was given a suspension for historical social media communications which contravened FA rules. 📲

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Some Aldi martial and Rashford that 😂

HYS

@HYSFootball

1 year

I actually thought that was Rashford 😭😭

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 months

Hope the @AbbeyHeyFC lads get the job done, I’ve been a bit bitter over the years to them because of the way @JasonDunford4 handled a few things…but it’s always been my club and always will be…go and finish the job ⚽️🏆

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 years

Can’t believe I laughed when Birmingham retired bellinghams number but they fucking knew didn’t they 👌🏼🔥

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

I want compensation

Sky News

@SkyNews

1 year

Ivan Toney: Banned footballer bet on own team to lose, says FA

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

This new twitters killing me might have to knock it on the head… @elonmusk you fucking helmet

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 months

Up the Abbey 🥳⚽️ well done lads 👏🏼

Abbey Hey FC

@AbbeyHeyFC

2 months

ABBEY HEY ARE GOING UP!

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@killergorton11

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Cheadle Town FC

@CheadleTownFC

1 year

🚨NEXT MATCH🚨 PLAY OFF FINAL We travel to Sandbach United on Saturday 29th of April for the NWCFL Division One South Play Off Final. Kick Off is 3pm. We hope to see as many of you as possible travel down to support the lads! #WeAreCheadle #nwcfl

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

8 days

Thought it was Boris Johnson interviewing him then

Bury Football Club

@buryfcofficial

9 days

⚪️🔵 We caught up with Dave McNabb for his first update of preseason! Watch the Interview here ⬇️ 📺 #BuryFC #PartOfIt

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

I mean she’s not really racist, you should be able to say white, black, midget, ginger, ugly, spotty, specky, anything to describe someone…then you can follow it with cunt if they are a Cunt

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

11 months

Playing against some team us and the only one they will know from ours is me ⚽️🔥

Cheadle Town FC

@CheadleTownFC

11 months

🚨 FOUR PLAYERS ANNOUNCED 🚨 We can today announce FOUR more players who will be playing for Stephen Ireland XI against Cheadle Town this Saturday! ⏰ 12pm K.O 🎟️ £6 Adults, £2 Concessions Who's going to be joining us 🙋? #WeAreCheadle #nwcfl

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

How can’t you like the man 😂😂😂

Lili ᰔᩚ. 🇧🇪

@hangitinthelouv

1 year

kdb giving interviews and then theres Jack 😭

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

10 months

Not wrong is he

Pundit Jay

@pundit_jay

10 months

Both City & Utd needed a midfielder, so both went to Chelsea with a wad of cash. City came back with the much better footballer for half the price of what Utd came back with! KOVACIC. MOUNT Top class recruitment is a skill. Its why the gap won't be closed anytime soon in MCR 🐝

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

can you improve on already being the best player ?…some achievement 🔥

Cheadle Town FC

@CheadleTownFC

1 year

Most Improved Player Award goes to…. @killergorton11 ! #WeAreCheadle #nwcfl

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

6 months

Merry Christmas to all my friends and foes on the timeline…Hope you all have a belter 💙

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Man United News

@ManUtdMEN

1 year

🌹 Kady Cavanagh performs 'We'll never die' in front of around 2,000 people at the Munich memorial outside Old Trafford on Monday. 🎬 Full service: #FlowersofManchester

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Surely due a testimonial soon them tits

CJ

@carlyjohnson123

1 year

Hola Papi 🇪🇸 🌴

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 years

⚽️ last weekend another 2 to come from this weekend, back on the pitch and back amongst it 🙌🏼

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

2 months

Wanna talk about kids today Kambwala you should be talking about 👏🏼👏🏼

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

7 months

@JDuke864 Heavy Friday 😂

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

Strange behaviour 🥴

Macclesfield FC

@thesilkmen

1 year

🏆 It started with cheese sandwiches and ended with…….

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Martin Pilkington

@killergorton11

1 year

You’re very lucky, if there were any scouts at training tonight I wouldn’t be here 😂

Cheadle Town FC

@CheadleTownFC

1 year

🚨MARTIN PILKINGTON STAYS🚨 We are delighted to announce that forward @killergorton11 will remain at Cheadle Town! Martin's 2 Goals in the Play Offs proved influential in our promotion last season and we are pleased to have him back this season! Sponsored by: @BanMuangFarang