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7 months

I'm scared to let him out in case he decides to invade Poland! 😳

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3 years

Who actually gives a fcuk about Harry & Meghan?

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1 year

I'll just leave this here...

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Girls, what's stopping you looking like this?

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1 year

I wonder why you never see working class kids climbing up motorway gantries to protest about oil?

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4 months

Wouldn't surprise me.

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5 months

Just caught some telly and saw Nigel Farage jumping through mental hoops to appease that fat, ignorant and irretrievably racist cunt, Nella. She is the epitome of the thick fuckin yoot of this country. Get that fucking big fat racist chip off your shoulder. Fat arse.

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My mate's just given me a load of Ducks. He said one of them is gay but I'm bolloxed if I can tell which one? 🤔

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3 years

We're doomed aren't we? 😂

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3 years

So now it seems they're going to extend the June 21st reopening date in order to protect the NHS from all the patients who have built up as a result of us protecting the NHS. Hancock and Co are taking the piss out of us aren't they?

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Ban Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu from TV - Sign the Petition! via @UKChange

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4 months

Too soon kid! 😬

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3 years

BREAKING: Poland fans have gone on the rampage ahead of their game in the Euros. So far 60 cars have been completely valeted.

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1 year

The good old days.

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Release the Golliwogs - Sign the Petition! via @UKChange

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1 year

What do you think of my new weather vane?

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Humza Yousaf and Rishi Sunak's first meeting regarding Scottish Independence. 😂

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@MayorofLondon

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6 months

Fascinating! 🧐

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3 years

One of the most challenging wanks in a long time. I'm not gonna lie 🤷‍♂️

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3 years

Name one word that makes you grit your teeth the minute you hear it. I'll go first 'Problematic'. 😬

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3 months

@DaveAtherton20 @tinabobuk Here's another.

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4 months

Classic Jim Bowen! 😂

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4 months

Follow me for more top tips! 👍

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1 year

Ooer!

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3 years

Watching GB News and I have just three words... Kirsty Gallagher's Knockers 😍

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6 months

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3 years

Tweet of the day goes to @MartinDaubney 😂😂

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1 year

Eight year old boy, apparently! We are truly witnessing the end of civilisation and a downward death spiral into a boiling cauldron of clown shit.

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1 year

Es soll sich hierbei um einen 8 jährigen Jungen handeln. Entsetzlich!

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1 year

Thank me later.

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6 months

Feeling pretty decadent today. Went into Lidl with an Iceland bag, Tesco with an Aldi bag and Morrisons with an Asda bag, cos I just don't care! Smash the system! ✊💥

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1 year

Apparently there's a lady coming to where I work tomorrow to give us all a talk about sexual harassment in the workplace. I hope she's got big tits. 🤔

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11 months

True fuckin' story. 🤨

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1 year

Well that's work done until 1st January. Off into town for some last minute shopping with the Mrs in an hour or so, then I'm gonna spend the next 12 days eating shit, whilst drinking shit and probably chatting shit, in that order!

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6 months

Well that soon escalated! 😳

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1 year

@realstewpeters Looks delightful! And after all that trauma, pain and healing you would be no nearer to being a woman than you were before. Imagine the disappointment.

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3 months

Guffaw!

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6 months

Surgeons eh!

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1 year

I had to fcukin pull it, didn't I? 😭

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3 months

Looks like I've lost my bean bag. 🙄

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10 months

Whilst I don't condone violence in any form, I couldn't help but piss myself laughing at this! 😂😂😂😂😂

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@richardpbacon Yet another Z-list shit take there. Maybe these 'cunts' are sick of being ridden over by their government and sneered at by self righteous wankers just like yourself. Lay off the bugle dust mate, it's added your fuckin brain. Soft twat.

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3 months

Guffaw!

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1 year

Anyone checked in on Holly Willyboy since the athletics tranny ban? I'm blocked, but there again, most of you probably are too. He's such a touchy wanker.

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6 months

That's the shopping done! 😋

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1 year

Is it just me or does anyone else see pure evil in this predators eyes? I don't know what it is, but it's sinister and unsettling.

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1 year

Come on Jonesy! 🥇

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6 months

Ooh! 😳

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11 months

Just got sent this from a very naughty person. I hope you'll join me in condemning such insensitive humour.

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I think I've said this before, but you know you're fcuked when your body decides it a good idea to store fat in your forehead! 😬

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The law in Australia says it’s a hate crime if I don’t gender this person they way they see themselves as a woman,under the guise of health and safety. It’s the same in a workplace you will lose your job unless you play along. We are losing our rights to think and speak freely

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Finally went to the Quacks this afternoon and told him I'm suffering from premature ejaculation. He said "How does your wife feel about it?" I said, at first she took it on the chin, but now it's just getting on her tits!

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Right, I think it's time to swerve this shithole. The constant barrage of tribalistic shite over Gaza, Ukraine and anything else that people can be offended by is beyond depressing. I came here for a grin and to catch up with other loons but it's no fun anymore. Bonjour! 👊🏻💥

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Ah fcuk this! Can't be arsed waiting up till 8am to see if I can get a doctor's appointment, only to have Audrey on reception grilling me as to why I want to see the doctor. I swear one of these days I'm just gonna say "I think there's something wrong with my knob!" Night folks!

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5 months

Ha! 😂

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10 months

Looks like I'm being throttled on here. Keep getting the "Cannot retrieve tweets at this time" nonsense. Twats.

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@zarahussain999 Imagine being moving to a country where you are given shelter, safety and the rights you could only dream of in other parts of the world, then complaining constantly whilst claiming to be oppressed in said country. That open door opens both ways, sweetheart. How ungrateful.

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1 year

Mwahahaha!

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3 years

I'm off to Scotland later this afternoon. Anyone want anything whilst I'm there?

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5 months

Minge pie anyone?

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@Dave_RB82 India IS a man and no amount of lippy & mascara can change that fact. Sharron could be twenty four stone, full of scabs and a face like a robber's dog, yet she's given birth to children and she'll always be a real woman. And that's what boils the little cnunts piss.

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Guffaw! 😂

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@metpoliceuk Relying rather heavily on public support lately, aren't you? At this rate we'll be doing your job for you.

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1 year

Any more random nutters with thirty followers since 2014 chatting absolute bollocks to me or the people I interact with, WILL BE BLOCKED. Too many bloons crowding my notifications to see the decent folk who are worth interacting with. Might start afresh and be more picky.

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@TommySheppard @theSNP @scotrefcouncil @MigrantVoiceUK @migrants_rights @refugeecouncil Have you seen how many car washes and 'Turkish' barbers have sprung up recently? These fcukers are driving round in M3's and RS4's you gullible tool! The rest of them are getting 3 square meals a day, free taxis and all their living costs paid in full, by us, you gullible melon.

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@adilray Nah mate, we're good thanks. You knock yourself out though!

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ITV tonight saying that there may be a shortage of turkeys due to everyone eating Xmas lunch at home rather than eating out. Where the fcuk do they think the turkeys in pubs & restaurants come from...Narnia? 🤣🤣

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11 months

True story!

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1 year

I don't watch mainstream media, but I've seen a few bits and pieces that suggest that the wheels have finally come off Schofield's noncey train. Am I right?

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1 year

Those who know, know! 😂

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3 months

Bon appetit! @EmRoman74 And for all you Black Puddingphobes, objection overruled! Class dismissed!

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1 year

Where to start with this? 😖

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@ClownWorld_

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1 year

Giggle 🤣

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1 year

True story yano!

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1 year

Oh please God!🙏

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1 year

Please please please make it @JeremyClarkson . The meltdown would be Biblical.

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6 months

Waaah! 😂

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1 year

I'm just sat in the Turkish barbers up the road from me. Do you think I should wait until after my haircut to ask which part of Albania they're from? 🤔😂

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1 year

Truth hurts eh!

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1 year

@Alexverycalm Why mock someone for their appearance, skin colour or level of literacy. Are you an intolerant racist bigot? You certainly sound like one.

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