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Calm down Tinkerbell 😭😭😭😭😭😭

South Africa
Joined July 2011
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@kgotsomaphike
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5 years
What if Tito is trying to show us kuzonyiwa and that we must actually start living like this
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Tito Mboweni
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Lucky Star stew! ( I have no relationship with them but enjoy the fish).
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Reminder not to go around smoking di hubbly tsa batho.
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Ma 2000 mix Hubbly flavour with crystal meth now???😳
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@kgotsomaphike
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He did it with Brown Dash He did it with Prokid He did it with Zahara
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@casspernyovest Nah. Marriage is still a wonderful thing. It's the people getting into it for the wrong reasons that ruin it
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@LeeraMthethwa Tsotsi ke tsotsi. They live among us. Stop justifying this
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@papi_911 @Dischem It's the only language they understand
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@baddestdoni @james_hunnn Loyola isn't supposed to be your parents savior from debt. It's a show of gratitude qha
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@ShadiL_ Men date younger women to manipulate and control them. This thing of maturing faster is not entirely true
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@ScouserChrisLFC @indykaila So...they grow up not knowing how to do their primary job well. Which is to defend?
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@frog_notboil @ErnstRoets Imagine MTN having sleepless nights because a frog and his family don't support them
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2 years
@ChrisExcel102 @ALAHLI_FCEN Do you even know where Saudi Arabia is??
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@Grootboom_ @Dischem If they found something I'd understand. But they found nothing. That's the infuriating part of this whole thing. Accused with no proof. Not even allowed to make a call to an adult
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@MphoMoalamedi @ndux_m This dude is a clown. He can't substantiate an argument at all.
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3 years
@Michelle_kayy__ Rain drop Drop top Underneath that head Is a dom kop
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@ReasonHD We can start by not comparing them.
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3 years
I've been laughing for 15 minutes straight 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Omis_beyess @church_hive Uhm...no it isn't. Sounds like regular pop
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3 years
@Zayen30 @FARPostZA Nna lambora because Royal AM should have just done the right thing. They chose to be arrogant.
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@SiphamandlaGoge @PresJGZuma @ConCourtSA Same man who's fearing for his health is in public without a mask. Arrest this man 😂😂😂😂
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We haven't had electricity for 33 hours because this man hasn't paid the contractors who are supposed to replace the cable that they stole. They also don't have the cable because the department couldn't purchase it due to there being no money...
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@sjombz Lol. Ukhule ngazo nawe. Now all of a sudden ke poverty??? Ema hanyane
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@_Katlego___ Get him arrested and don't drop the charges
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4 years
@grelczovic @1st_ninjar She's for the streets...khohlwa
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@Akanirelo @Tokyo_Trev For eng? I never mentioned any names.
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@ReasonHD Getting our friends and family to go out there and watch the movie. Keep the hype going so that @sterkinekor and @numetro keep it on circuit
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@tbase_official @kay_mahapa Shame man...let him cook!!!!
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@Gumbe_ Angikho right 😭😭😭😭😭
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@ada3z3x @MishaelIro1 Let her cook 😂😂😂😂
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@NjabsMost @MsLeloB I just asked a question. Calm down Tinkerbell...genuine fear that 95% of people have. Giving a stranger your car. Next thing you come back and they're gone
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@NjabsMost @MsLeloB So I must give someone I don't know my car to keep for as long as I'm away?
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@majhagani @SuperSportTV You evidently don't watch football a lot
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@blackgrlfly Pity that song was riddled with lies and claims he couldn't back
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3 years
Create problems and neglect them for years then come back and claim you'll fix them if you stay in power...have some shame
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We will ensure key water and sewerage infrastructure is maintained and developed, bringing ready access to communities that need these services the most. Find out more: #ANCManifesto #VoteANC
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@Priscil87956291 @Kamohelo_Cal @_Bongani_Eddie Chief we don't have 911 in South Africa
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@Akhona_PQ Are you serious?? 😭😭😭
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5 years
Guys I have nothing to promote but I'm looking for a hockey sponsor for my sister. She plays provincial both indoor and outdoor. Any and all assistance would be highly appreciated
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@sjombz Imnandi. Yona ne achaar 😍😍😍😍
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@Rushsportson2 I'm convinced you don't know anything about the rules of the game
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@Shimza01 @MmusiMaimane @AthiGeleba We all know that's not what happened. If they did they're in contravention of PFMA. Which is an audit finding. You'll be asked to pay back the money by AG very soon
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@codeofV @Dischem I was just on TikTok. So many stories there as well. Seems like it's a thing they do to black girls
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@PSAFLIVE @PSAFLIVENEWS Citizens standing up for our country more than the government...nothing new
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@Sego_Mnisi Makes sense but people are more worried about what they will eat next. Tough decision lies in front of Cyril
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@Xhosa_Goddess Unya kabi lapho. He should have used protection if he didn't want to deal with this madness
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@shukrani__ @MDNnewss I worry about us as a country if this is how some of us think.
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@Phuza_7 @CyrilRamaphosa @Mrskillmonger1 Your family struggled and suffered through Apartheid. Don't act like it didn't exist.
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@sugeezy Ewu madoda 😭😭😭😭
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@CoruscaKhaya @tumisole At some point we're going to have to stop acting surprised by this behaviour. They'll never change
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@Tokyo_Trev Cyril doesn't respect us
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@Vuyani03 @E_Thokozile That's why that dad said on camera once that the son must talk the truth. He's tired of cleaning it up
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@Tokyo_Trev Panyaza is delivering 😭😭😭😭
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What did black people ever do to deserve these looters?? They're supposed to emancipate. Instead they're just destroying
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The state of Durban beaches, thank you ANC and EFF. Cape Town is our only hope now!
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@NtshengeSingo @IOL @PravinMustGo You didn't read the article did you?
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@Ntando_mos In as much as she may be wrong, let people vote for who they want. That's the beauty of democracy
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@1MagicTV Who asked for this new season?
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@TnambaneNambane Ain't no land he's keeping.
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@RawCrudo Government should bill foreign governments for every birth that happens in our country. Those children must also be registered as births in their parents country of origin
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@ChatWithChauke @_afro_politan To begin the road to recovery we need to get rid of the ANC
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@sodladla2 These are kids! Have a fucken heart
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@SihleMahamba @PresidencyZA Kana people don't think this happens because it's never happened to them
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@MzwaneleManyi This obsession with an opposition party can't be healthy
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@Retarded_Ape @ScrollaAfrica Let those who want to eat, eat. For some it's their only meal for the day. If you don't like it then bring your own
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@CF_Mahlangu @thandi_399 @Lungelo_Wolf We didn't need to 😂😂😂😂😂 we weren't number one for 12 months
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@PSAFLIVE Afghans traveling with Americans? Jiki jiki we're being told by Americans about an impending Civil War in SA?? Hai let's connect the dots
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@macheezay @Shtreetwear Those weed farms are making them millions. They need those lights
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@Our_DA Oh look...a white lady who won in the presence of black folk and no one threatened her life or k*lled her 🙄🙄🙄
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@sodladla2 You're missin the point and making it about race. It isn't about that. Khula ndoda.
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@rubberband_031 @lalo_kutame Tells me all I need to know about Nota. I wish people could stop giving him attention
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@SaneleW2 @OmuhleQueen @IconSoweto But you're being stuck up on semantics. She was stabbed. Find the other girl and report her. Even if she started the fight a court will determine guilt
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@SimonPGrindrod Please don't separate him from the ANC. It's all their fault
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@casspernyovest It's not your family's company. The boss has spoken 😂😂😂😂
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@tootsmathela @TomiRikhotso Which Ekurhuleni are you talking about now?? The one without street lights and constant water and electricity issues??
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@Tom_LUnited @LiamPaulCanning Because if he messes them up you're going to be on his back again
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@SkepeMatsebane Basically he's saying don't fall for pressure from supporters. Know your story and stick to it.
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@ThatTaxpayer @RickyMadeThat @AmandaBlackSA 4,5 million and counting is not a few people. Please don't be insensitive
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@AP This is an act of terrorism on innocent civilians. My deepest condolences to the people of New Zealand
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AG is gonna come for that fee you were paid coz this is on contravention of PFMA and Treasury rules
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@MmusiMaimane @AthiGeleba You wana go back there like this was not dealt with, this was not a tender! Department asked for a venue and the venue took the booking, the way they do with everyone. If u have additional questions, ask the department. Should I also still question your exit from your ex bosses?
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@MpondoPrincesss @NduMncube @rihanna @fentybeauty But it's not her song. It's Maphorisa's. And he isn't
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@geordinhl @Airbnb This move isn't as bright as you think it is
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@ZimasaMatiwane @EsethuHasane_ So now cops must be scared of doing their jobs? So nathi we must go to protests armed ke
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@GooneretteLaca @News24 @QaanitahHunter Alcohol as well 😭😭😭😭
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@Lungile_Se @AphiweNxumz My assumption was that you wanted a translation. Had I known you wanted an explanation I would have given it. Basically when motho goes to a traditional healer and ask them to help you get money or power using animals etc
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@_angelndlela Bring a blanket. The game is cold 😭😭😭
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@Masandawana Teach your players humility. He broke his leg and he's still protesting.
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@NjabsMost @MsLeloB Nah. Problem is you want us to support di business tsa lona at all costs. These are genuine questions. If you don't know just say so. It's not about upstaging anyone.
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@christie98 @piersmorgan @danwootton The same William who wrecked Kate's mental health by cheating on her with her best friend? These jokes write themselves
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@SikhalelaA @lonwabotonga @orlandopirates People don't know soccer. Imagine releasing Ndlovu
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@CFC_AAA @CFCMod_ You spent close to a billion to catch hands at West Ham. Sit down pal
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@Abramjee Benoni is not that big. Surely someone knows them
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