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goofy girl who asks way too many questions IG: keystotheporscha

Memphis
Joined April 2018
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
10 months
Thanging
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2 years
Talking to a guy who basically said he doesn’t have to be consistent with communication until we’re in a relationship. I inherently don’t like this but is he wrong?
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2 years
@c0mplexchick I don’t so I’ve bowed out.
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2 years
@Thenewwave601_ I can get that but too much time passing by can make someone uninterested to. The momentum passes with every missed call or text and bare bone communication
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@keys2theporscha
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2 months
Its my 34th bday 🥹
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2 years
@prettiestVIXEN_ That’s what I’m tryna figure out!! Like huh? He said the way he acts on dates and if he said he’s gonna do something should show his dependability more than his inconsistent communication
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@keys2theporscha
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1 year
@saviaivas It makes sense. Low self esteem permeates their interactions with everyone & they can’t help to interject their bad feelings onto others. It’s a sad dichotomy
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2 years
@CandaceJones_ @c0mplexchick that’s all I would want. Timely response and just being thoughtful even if you can’t speak on a certain day or for a while. But he doesn’t see it that way cause im not his.
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2 years
@RegineSarai Twitter gave me some great perspectives tho but yea Im over it
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2 years
@Thenewwave601_ Understandably. Just means you wouldn’t be a match for someone who wants more. No one’s wrong just not compatible
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1 year
Chicago owed me nothing
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Porscha
2 years
Toxic king music still go hard lol
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1 year
@JustCallMeSio Also need to ask men what does their idea of quality time look like and what does communication look like in an relationship to them. If I would have asked these and not given into the honeymoon stage it would saved me trouble
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The girls aren’t even asking for half of what grandma nem had. They got it way easier lmao
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Muted. Argue with yourself.
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Y’all are fine. The girls aren’t asking for much.
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1 year
I’ll never leave tiktok cause of vids like this
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
2 years
@EdsWurd True. His definition and mine are incompatible at the core. He’s not wrong but I don’t like it so I have to seek elsewhere
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
11 months
This hair got me looking like a black Pocahontas 😆
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
1 year
Trying to tell myself I don’t really need 5 swimsuits for a 5 day cruise.. or do I
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Porscha
10 months
@LenValyrian They shouldn’t do it. Men give the most horrible advice of course they would tell us to do it to benefit them
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@keys2theporscha
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@TreforTre
Do it matter?
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Lemme see a pic/video of you taken by someone else? 🤔
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
2 years
@Only1AHines For sure, you right. It’s very much half interested and I don’t want that
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
10 months
So many men are ok with the woman they claim they like/love struggling when they could easily help. That’s so sick to me.
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
2 years
Now that I’m firmly in my 30s I can’t listen to a lot of rap anymore. I’m very much into my auntie R&B only vibe now
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
2 years
@Getthebagcoach Harriet was a hr manager I think
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
11 months
All the content is basically “find ways to deal with their fucked up ways and be less anxious towards them”
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It is so much content on how to deal with people who have avoidant attachment styles. It’s kinda annoying because it seems like everybody has to be so conscious and sensitive to them while they change nothing
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@keys2theporscha
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1 year
Today is my first day on my new job wish me luck
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6 months
Happy Thanksgiving!!
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
1 year
Any guy I talk to who even mentions anything remotely sexual or being overtly sexual getting blocked I’m not giving benefit of doubt
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1 year
@Jani__Gee Nah hobosexuals don’t pay bills they pay in $ex
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1 year
I had that single girl glow
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Porscha
2 years
@sillyboneswag95
Jonathan The Mr Menace
2 years
All my black queens 👑 drop a video or pic of when you were fine ash and nobody couldn’t tell you shit ♥️
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Porscha
2 months
I feel special today 🥹
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Porscha
10 months
@TheClaireKyleG You did that! I need the recipe
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Porscha
2 years
@TNegro2021 The few days I can’t get though, for me personally. To each it’s own though some people prefer it.
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
2 years
Def my favorite album!
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MAY18TH
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Are ready to admit yall slandered "Views" like slaughtered, and it turned out to be Drake's one the albums with the best replay value. Good thing i was on the right side.
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@mprkell
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I wanna see y’all baby pictures and y’all now ….👀
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1 year
Aaliyah was so damn fly
@247LC
247 Live Culture
1 year
Aaliyah, Twista, and Brandy (1997)
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1 year
I had this problem with sweaters. Who tf wants to wear a cropped sweater in the damn winter
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
10 months
When men stop liking you, they start talking to you like they’re HR.
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Porscha
3 years
@cushtylifestyle @evelynvwoodsen The bloating their food gives me is terrible omg
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@keys2theporscha
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2 years
@Britt__Da__Shit I def don’t! Letting it go cause I need communication
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
10 months
This X shit is lame. Brand recognition is very important and now trying to rebrand Twitter after years is insane
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1 year
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@Taidagreat92
TaiDenise ♡✮☁️✧˖°💿⋆。°✩
1 year
What did y’all look like in 2015 ? 👀😅
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1 year
My Bahamas trip is in exactly a month. I got 7 swimsuits and all cleavage bearing maxi dresses and tops lmao. Ima be out here
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2 years
@urbnstylista Thank you ❤️
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2 years
@GioStorm88 Consistent is for me is returning calls and texts in timely manner so we can build communication rapport. Consistent for him is he texted me that day so he checked in even if he didn’t reply back because he got busy or he will see me on the weekend so we will talk then
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1 year
I like it a lil tactful tho lol im so sensitive
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
2 years
It offends me like what kind of girl you think I am like honestly truly
@nhoodpublicist
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Men who get very sexual as a way to shoot their shot annoy me so much. Like who is responding positively to that approach? My sisters let’s have a meeting so y’all can cut it out!
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10 months
I got on a dating app for 15 minutes and deleted it. I can’t do it dawg
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
10 months
Just go wit it
@deep_dab
Caramel skin ass dude!
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When she likes your goofy ass but you don’t know why.
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@keys2theporscha
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1 year
I want to do a solo trip to a resort but I wonder how safe it is
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
1 year
I keep meeting men who want women with flat stomachs.. I ain’t that girl mane
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
2 years
@f8the I just tweeted this to my lil 200 local followers Ian know it was gonna get here lol 😆
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
1 year
@lonerwolfcosmo Def your cue to say something about a favorite food spot and for you to invite her to try it out with you. I think you should go for it. I’d never give a male co worker that much exposition if I wasn’t somewhat interested
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
2 years
@TNegro2021 Whew weeks would get someone blocked lol
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
2 years
Men can only be robots to be considered masculine now ok
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
1 year
Ladies what’s y’all favorite fragrance? My favorite of moment is dolce and gabanna pour femme
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Porscha
1 year
I’m about to be 33 it’s time for me to have a lil bundle
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9 months
I miss being Romanced
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
11 months
I’m still amazed at women that get proposed to within 6 months of their relationship. I need to know the formula lol
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Porscha
10 months
I’m tipsy
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
3 months
More casual wedding
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@Gboye_Rave
Ginger
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What did you wear to the last wedding you attended ??
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Porscha
1 year
Sexual- Shai
@RNB_RADAR
RNB RADAR
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an R&B song that is sexual, sensual & intimate without being filthy >>>>
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@HeSpeaksVolumes Anecdotal. I’ve been reading a lot of stories that in dating/before commitment things can seem to change with two people in month 3
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
1 year
I’m back dating and I really feel like you gotta have a certain level of pick me ism to make it with these new age men lol
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
9 months
@HeSpeaksVolumes Yep yep. I can definitely see that
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Porscha
6 years
Hmm 🤔 she slick have a point. Questions should be kept on read
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Porscha
1 year
@queend236 Tell them to reverse it, I made my appt do that and the money went back in account
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
6 months
This 65 inch tv is so pleasing to watch tv on. I feel like I’m in da movie 🤣
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
10 months
Drunk text me so I know you care
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
11 months
Why did we think this was ok lol
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@TheBaddestMitch
Mel 🤭
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Me and my friends would be getting dressed in the dorms in 2011 and be like “hmm… you need a blazer with that outfit 🤨” LMFAO.
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@LegallyNotPam @Jani__Gee It’s on YouTube he did a skincare routine for vogue
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
8 months
whew that Brandon Jennings saga wasn’t nothing nice
@lanafrmthenorth
Melanie Knowles - Yoncé’s Cousin
8 months
Why you sleep with Teyana man!?
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
1 year
Affair to remember 💕
@LecieGeneva
Lecie Geneva
1 year
A woman & her bed on Sundays, an endless love affair.
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Porscha
1 year
Someone was mistakenly added to our family group chat and she requested to be deleted and I told her since someone started it with an android she’s stuck 💀 💀
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
1 year
Y’all loved her when the story she met her ex husband on a bus but now y’all hate her.. men are so annoying lol
@atspace
National HeartThrob 🧑🏾‍🚀❤️
1 year
I’m actually glad she divorced her husband… He deserved better cuz she has 0 sex appeal lmao
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1 year
2 is the shit
@04_kcjj
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1 year
Home Alone or Home Alone 2
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
10 months
I just saw the video. Lord. Folks from grade school about to come out the wood work on her azzz
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Muted. Argue with yourself.
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Not somebody on tik tok spilling that her bf at the time worked with Lizzo and he eventually left her for Lizzo?? They were together for 10 years omg
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1 year
Everybody in Walgreens getting their last minute V-day gifts
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
1 year
@InspirASHional @MsJazzybelle @Proud2beGeechie Ma’am you’re missing the whole point. She’s literally saying men don’t care what happens to our bodies and the toll a unplanned pregnancy can have so we need to be more vigilant.
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
10 months
The blue dress is thanging, tonight
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
6 years
Bet this was at Harding lol RT @cashville_etc : Nashville Waffle House Strikes Again!!
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
2 years
What y’all do when y’all done made a bad money decision? Lol
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
1 year
I got covid now and eating is no longer enjoyable I can’t taste shit
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
2 years
@Scallywag_86 @GunslingerViews @Getthebagcoach Rachel was the one who opened up a diner
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
1 year
I never understood parents who moved diff states when their kids are hella young. It’s like wow you ok seeing your kids once or twice a year?
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
3 years
Plans got canceled so I just took cute pics
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
2 years
I’m glad I don’t have to do this anymore I wear comfy clothes all day now lol
@sillyboneswag95
Jonathan The Mr Menace
2 years
What the first thing you remove when you get home 😂🤣
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Porscha
4 months
Men really be in the bathroom for a hour doing nothing
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
1 year
Every one of my black managers have went above and beyond for me… the others not so much. This narrative sucks
@patrhod89
Pacutie
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Someone said Black women as supervisors or managers are the worst….. no lies told.
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@keys2theporscha
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2 years
IN MY MIND
@air_tez
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Soon as it hit November 1st im playing Christmas music
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Porscha
2 years
Why is he making it seem like cooking a 12 hour meal is a reward or something 🤣🤣
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
1 year
Wow she finally looks grown grown she been looking like a teen forever
@BET
BET
1 year
Our proud FAV has hit the red carpet! @KylaPratt 🙌🏾😘 #NAACPImageAwards
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2009 was a bad time in fashion.
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@melanienoeme
jose’s daughter 🇸🇻
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“What did yall look like at 19?” UGLY, I was ugly.
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1 year
Godfather of Harlem is one good ass show
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Porscha
11 months
@Sugar_Puddin @queend236 if this was a relationship headed towards marriage or serious marital talks I can see her taking into account staying or him Also moving with her as they have a solid future. Just dating I would advise her to follow her dreams!
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@keys2theporscha
Porscha
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I’m old as fuck I remember when it premiered
@mefeater
MEFeater Magazine
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17 years ago, Ciara dropped the iconic hit single ‘Promise’. It was the lead single from her sophomore album Ciara: The Evolution and certified platinum in only five weeks 💕
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