"Who is your favorite Avenger?"
Me:
@ChrisEvans
"You mean Captain America?"
Me: No,
@ChrisEvans
. Have you seen him on Twitter? He's a hero that really stands up to ignorance.
I hope Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have twin girls and then separate β with each claiming a kid. One is raised in California while the other is in London. And then... they're sent to the same camp when they're older.
Me: Everyone enjoys the Disney Parks in different ways. Some love meeting characters. Some prefer attractions. Some collect pins. Don't make fun of others on how they enjoy the parks.
Also me: You're rude & inconsiderate if you recite the Haunted Mansion Stretching Room spiel.
Casual conversation at work today...
"My friend loves Disney, too. She also originated Belle for Beauty and the Beast on Broadway."
Me: Sorry, what?
"My friend, S-"
Me: SUSAN EGAN!? THE VOICE OF MEGARA IN HERCULES? SHE'S YOUR FRIEND?
The most unrealistic Disney attraction isnβt Flight of Passage where they transform you into an Avatar riding a banshee. Itβs Rockβn Rollercoaster where they make you believe Los Angeles has no traffic.
While watching Frozen on Broadway...
Hans: Oh Anna, If only there was someone out there who loved you.
[Audience gasps]
Me: HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN FROZEN AND ARE HERE ON OPENING NIGHT?!?
"We need a Disney princess who fights for her country."
Umm... this woman clearly isn't a Disney fan. We already have the best Disney Princess named Mulan who literally fought for her country... or maybe she doesn't count in this person's eyes because Mulan is Asian.
I accepted a new role for a new adventure in the great wide somewhere! Excited and scared to become Creative Lead of Digital in Disneyland Paris.
#ByeCalifornia
I CAN FINALLY ANNOUNCE: I am now a new artist joining Disney Parks Blog (in addition to staying with my current position) with all of my paper cutouts! Yes, my art has a new home β itβs official and so is the art now! For more information, check out the link below (1/3):
Me, a Type A: If we leave at 2PM, we can get there on time.
[2PM]
Me: Time to go!
Friend, a Type B: Okay, let me go to the bathroom first!
Me: I'M SORRY. DID I SAY IT WAS TIME FOR THE BATHROOM? I SAID IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE. THIS IS NOT IN MY CALCULATIONS. GET IN THE CAR.
O M G. For the past few years, I've been waiting to make a huge announcement. I'm one of the newest artists for the Disney Park art galleries, and I've just been waiting for my art to go up. WELP β turns out they already went up, and they sold out practically immediately. (1/3)
My stay in Japan has come to an end, and it was AMAZING! Thanks to
@PokemonGoApp
, new friendships were formed. The 3
#GOSnapshot
contest winners met and took this photo with a special cutout I made!
@risokichi
@MatthUk6
For more of my paper art, visit
You know how Disney Store CMs have their favorite characters on their name tags?
I just remembered this story β
Me: Whoβd you put down on your name tag?
New CM: Anastasia.
Me: Ha! Not Drizella?
New CM: Whoβs that?
Me: Oh... oh no.... no no.
Japanese Teacher: So, what has brought everyone here to Japanese classes?
Me: Don't say you want to understand Mickey Mouse when you go to Tokyo Disney Resort. Don't say it. Don't. Don't do it.
Japanese Teacher: Keith?
Me: I WANT TO UNDERSTAND MICKEY MOUSE AT TOKYO DISNEY RESORT.
Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl named their first child Violet who got ultraviolet/invisible powers. Their next child was named Dash who *surprise* - is super fast. Now Jack-Jack became the jack-of-all-trades...
They need to name their next child CompletelyNormalAndWellBehaved
I WAITED 15 YEARS FOR THIS. π
I dreamed of getting this one specific statue when I first started with the Walt Disney Company. In the beginning of this year, I almost thought I wasnβt even going to make itβ¦ but Iβm so happy and honored that it finally happened. ππ
The way I raced to the Disney Studios lot in the afternoon today to get a photo with Oswald in front of the oldest building on property. Did I have time to pick an outfit that matched him? β¦maybe. Happy Anniversary, Oswald!
#disneycastlife
#disneycastmember
It finally arrived! πππππ
And then next year (hopefully) I get my 15 year award. My only goal in high school was to one day work for Disney - I canβt believe Iβm celebrating 10+ years with the company.
Now that it has been announced, I just wanted to give a big thank you to the
@pokemongoapp
and
@nianticlabs
teams for creating an amazing contest. I WON! (1/3)
For more of my paper art, visit
Me, to any new European friend I make here: Do an American accent!
100% of them: LIKE, OH MY GAWD.
Me: I didnβt know we were all Valley Girls from California. ππ€£
Got more creative with
@pokemongoapp
's AR+! I recreated Mewtwo vs Mew with my paper cutout art! Whose team are you on?
More of my paper art and
#GOSnapshot
at:
ICYMI: It's good to be back in Japan! π ππ‘ I didn't expect to be back so soon, but I'm happy that my paper art allows me to travel around the world in so many different ways.
Here's one for you DisneySea fans!
ππππ
For more of my paper art, visit
ICYMI: A concept that you know had to eventually be made. Here's Mickey Mouse making a golfball out of
#SpaceshipEarth
. ποΈββοΈβ³
οΈRT & Tag someone you know that calls this "The Giant Golfball!" π
More of my paper art at:
I'm going to Disneyland again next week, and I plan to take more paper cutout photos! Any requests?! I want to play with the Matterhorn again... it's just so much fun! ππ
For more of my paper art ππ¨, visit
People: I don't care what color skin they have. The position should just go to the best person for the job. Period!
[Disney casts Ariel to be played by a black actress]
Same People: SHE NEEDS TO BE WHITE AND HAVE RED HAIR!
#HalleBailey
A moment of silence for Fantasyland and Tomorrowland Cast Members of Walt Disney World that canβt hiss at each other through their masks during these unprecedented times.
2009 (left): At the World of Disney NYC store where I sold other artists' pieces in the art gallery
2023 (right): My first original art ever sold in the Disney Parks
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I just got the best birthday gift ever. I thought they were lost forever, but I was able to bridge my previous time with Disney and up myself to 12 years of service. Hello 10 Year pin!
I want to remember this day, so I'm posting this accomplishment:
Today I had my first TV segment fully approved. I'm officially a "TV Producer" via the Walt Disney Company!
#whatislife
#tomanymore
(I'll post the segment when I can!)
My momβs favorite film has always been Sound of Music, and for years she has spoken about visiting Salzburg, Austria so she can see πΆ the hills are alive. πΆ Right now, my parents finally made that trip and LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE.
Logan Paul makes me wish YouTube was a place only for people with some sort of talent to showcase... but this is the internet, after all.
(P.S. White privilege is not a talent.)
I hate to take away from bigger issues today, but last week a weight was lifted off my shoulders regarding a group on
#DisTwitter
that has been stalking/harassing/lying about me for 5 years. This tweet is not an attack on them: Iβm not even going to tag them (1/14) PHOTOS&THREAD:
I'm getting followers because of a political post... but soon they're going to discover my timeline is just a bunch of paper art cutouts of Disney characters.
#IHopeYouLikeArt
Regardless of outcome, if you look up Twitter results on Beto, youβll see people who genuinely love him and believe in his vision. If you look up Cruz, none of his people actually like him. Itβs just party over country.
Yesterday, we celebrated Disney's 100th anniversary on the Studio Lot... and I am so honored to have done so much in this company. From being an art gallery assistant to an art gallery artist to hosting Disney Parks commercials and being flown to photograph various parks (1/2)
Y'all... I'm finally going to get my 10 Year statue with Disney!!! I actually can't believe it's happening. I really thought all those years were lost. πππππππ
My office is now empty, and Iβm really sad. π° You know how in movies when someone is fired, they take their belongings in one box? If I was ever laid off, I now know Iβd need exactly 15 boxes instead. π₯΄
Goodbye to my 2nd office at Disneyβ¦
SUCCESS! A person who found me through my art in the Disney Parks contacted me and sent me photos of ALL THREE pieces together. Iβm so happy to have these to remember my first artworks in Disneyland.
Just made Mulanβs comb out of wood. Maybe a little more sanding and then some coloring, and Iβll be ready to give this to Mulan in the parks. Problem is I donβt know when sheβs in the Parks, so maybe someone would like to win it instead?
Spotted someone floating around by Sleeping Beauty Castle... πππ
Want to see the rest of my paper cutout photos from
@DisneylandToday
? Check out:
Anyone accepting of Logan Paul's apology is ignoring the rest of his Japan videos. Has he apologized for all the racist things he did in Japan? He hasn't even acknowledged it.
It was brought to my attention by a single follower that they prefer I not talk real world issues and just stick to their entertainment needs of what they expect from me even though my Twitter says it's all "my opinions."
So... here's a history lesson in Disney-fashion.
A random tobacco company reached out to me in hopes of partnering with me over my paper art. Sorry, tobacco industry and other things I don't support β unlike other YouTubers and influencers, I'm not a sell out.
My feature on Good Morning America is now live!!! I hope you enjoy the little extra Keith-y things I shouted out in the interview. :X :X lol
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Fighting evil by moonlight. ππΌβ¨ I had to search high and low to get this perfect shot in Tokyo, Japan. π―π΅π―πΎπ
For more of my paper art ππ¨, visit
As some of you know, I began my journey with the Walt Disney Company in a store on 5th Avenue in New York City... here is my tribute to that amazing store.
See the rest of my paper art silhouettes at: