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4 years

I'M OFFICIALLY EMPLOYED FOR MY SECOND SOFTWARE ENGINEERING ROLE!!!! 🎊🎊✨ Took ~4 months and ~200 applications. Starting on Monday ^-^

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@thedigitaldash_ Similar approach is what Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents book recommends 👏 Like emotionally distancing yourself and stop expecting to heal through them changing, as no matter the effort or no matter the times we take them seriously they’ll still disappoint

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3 years

Speaking poorly of your former employers is impolite? You know what else is impolite? Having a toxic culture that leaves you with fucking work-related trauma.

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4 years

How do you code so well?

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2 years

I’m officially a US citizen, WOO!! ✨

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3 years

This never gets old 😌

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4 years

Does anyone have inspirational dream setup pictures similar to this? 👀✨

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3 years

“No agenda, no attenda” my eng manager about meetings 🤣

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4 years

if you say “html” three times in a mirror, a dude will appear and rant that it's not a programming language

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3 years

Thinking about coding vs Coding

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3 years

“Can’t decide what fun hobby to do after work, so hyperfocusing on Twitter for 5 hours it is!” is way more common than I’d like to admit 😭

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3 years

This is most definitely NOT a 1-2 hour take home project 🙃 Imagine being that delusional.

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2 years

Got promoted to midlevel engineer, LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOO 👏✨🔥

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4 years

Do people actually use Vim as an IDE?? Why? Do you like hurting yourself?

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2 years

Unpacking trauma stickers are finally here ✨👏 Word is they help you heal the past, don’t miss your chance to grab one!

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2 years

I Don’t Know What I’m Doing As A Service

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4 years

How many job applications did it take you to get your first developer role? I'll start! 🙋‍♀️✨ Took me around ~200-250 applications, ~50 HR screenings, ~20 technical phone screens, and 3 onsite interviews.

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3 years

I tweeted something during a meeting and my manager liked the tweet

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4 years

Thrilled to announce that I am officially going to be a Jr Software Engineer as of November 18th!✨🎊 Y'ALL I DID IT!!! The friendliest small team located in downtown Burlingame with a six figure salary... all my dreams coming true in one day!

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3 years

the coder the code 😌

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3 years

Some engineers never worked service jobs or lived paycheck-to-paycheck.. and it shows.

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3 years

Attention!

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3 years

I sincerely hate how interviewing is a whole different skill from doing the actual job. Heartbreaking to see competent and qualified engineers being passed on bc of this 💔

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4 years

Bashing your mechanical keyboard while writing JavaScript won't make it strongly typed

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3 years

Joining a tech company with legacy codebase be like:

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Not sure I’ve ever seen a better sign in a museum

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4 years

Oh yeah? You're a software engineer? Name every git command possible.

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3 years

I am devastated..

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3 years

A reminder to y'all 🙃

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3 years

Developers will literally name their variables foo/bar/baz instead of going to therapy

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4 years

Dang those are some future salary #goals 😳

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4 years

🌟 I'm looking for my next role 🌟 - Interested in full-stack or backend - Bay Area or remote - Go, NodeJS, Java, TypeScript, React/Redux, or whatever else you have going on. Will quickly pick it up on the job! Want me on your team? This is your chance! RT for reach 🧡

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3 years

People saying "you can't call yourself a software engineer without a degree" fail to realize that if my fucking job title says "software engineer" that's what I'm calling myself 🖕

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3 years

Oh hey, today is my first anniversary of being employed as a software engineer 🎉✨

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4 years

You're more than green squares on GitHub 🌱

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3 years

Did you ever have a burnout that lasted multiple years where you lost all the excitement towards tech and anything code-related? How did you over come it?

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4 years

Don't sacrifice readability for less lines of code.

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2 years

How often does your imposter syndrome insist that you’ll get fired soon? 👀

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4 years

Those of you who still have mental energy to work on side projects, how do you do it? Seriously. Tell me your secrets!!

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3 years

Y'all ✨ Just received glittery DevOops stickers! What do you think?

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1 year

Officially 3 years as a Software Engineer woo! ✨

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3 years

Alright y'all, I got some good news and bad news: - The bad news is I'm no longer interviewing. Sorry you missed an opportunity to work with me this time around 😘 - The good news is that I have 2 exciting offers at hand!! Hooray 🎉✨

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4 years

First paycheck on the new job 😎

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3 years

Trying to get yourself familiar with a large codebase on your new dev role

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4 years

You don't need math to be a successful software engineer. You don't need math to be a successful software engineer. You don't need math to be a successful software engineer. You don't need math to be a successful software engineer. 🌱

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3 years

The assumption that people who work remotely are less productive pisses me off af.

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2 years

Tech folks who immigrated to the US and started a family, do you teach your kids your first language? You know, like C++ or Java

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3 years

Developers that actually know what they are doing terrify me 😳 Where can one get such knowledge and confidence??

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4 years

Got rejected by a company I really liked after going through the whole interview process. What a way to ruin the rest of this week 🥴

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3 years

✨ Available for Hire ✨ I'm a full-stack engineer with >1 year of professional experience, mainly focusing on technologies such as React/GraphQL/NodeJS/TypeScript. Is your team compassionate & supportive? Does uplifting others bring them happiness? Then let's chat in DMs!👋🌱

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3 years

Women in tech are literally so easy to please. Give us fancy mechanical keyboards and fundamental human rights. That's only two things.

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4 years

I have a CSS joke and I couldn't stop from centering it around myself

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2 years

This is how mid Software Engineer looks like 😌

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1 year

Just signed my job offer!! 🥰

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3 years

I’m thrilled to officially announce that starting today I'm now a part of @Eventbrite crew, joining on 4/20 heh ✨🎉 Looking forward to this new chapter of my life, and working closely with @kylewelch and the team!

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2 years

CDC now recommends pushing to prod right before end of the year holidays

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4 years

You know what's better than self-documenting code? Documented code.

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2 years

Have you tried turning us-east-1 off and on again?

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2 years

Pair programming with my new coworker ☺️

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3 years

It costs 0 dollars to not be a condescending asshole to hard working entry-level devs 😤

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3 years

Honestly the biggest thing I'm noticing competent Senior engineers do is being open to comprimise on technical solutions & listening to all members of the team regardless of leveling.

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4 years

just because you sit in one place while coding, doesn't mean your code is statically-typed

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3 years

If I leave tech would you still be interested in my journey?

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2 years

Upcoming sticker ✨

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3 years

Hi if you would be thrown into a new codebase, new programming language, new environment as a junior engineer with management ghosting you for days... Do you think you'd be able to succeed? 🙂

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2 years

The ULTIMATE imposter syndrome sticker is finally here 👏✨ Don’t miss your chance to grab one!

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3 years

Apparently even after 1+ year of working as a software engineer one is not a "real developer" 🙃 Ugh can y'all stop already?

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1 year

YUP THE ENTIRE TEAM IS LAID OFF 💀

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3 years

5 things every developer should know in 2021: - Don't assume generic "developer" == dude - Do call out bullshit when you see it - Don't assume positive intent on harmful behavior - Don't DM "hi" without stating intentions - Do uplift others, especially ones less privileged

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4 years

Suddenly everything feels more real 💅 Beyond excited to start on Monday!

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3 years

Signed one of the offers, now things are official!! 🌱✨

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3 years

And here’s why I have an emoji in my name on LinkedIn ✨

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4 years

JavaScript proudly showing off its offsprings: Vue, React and Angular

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3 years

You're not a machine. You can't be 110% productive at all times, and that's okay.

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2 years

My US citizenship interview is going to be on December 20th which is a lot sooner than I expected 😱 In less than a month I might officially be American omg

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3 years

The individual choice doesn't hold any weight if there's no system in place to uphold it.

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3 years

I believe that focusing on individualism - "recycle! go vegan! vote! boycott Amazon!" - is one of the biggest problems with the left today. Change my mind on any of the above I really want to hear a good argument.

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3 years

It’s hilarious to me how many companies throw junior engineers into bad unsupportive environments and then reach a conclusion “guess that didn’t work out, won’t be hiring juniors again” instead of fixing their own internal bullshit 🙃

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3 years

Made a meme 🙃

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4 years

80% of tech Twitter is telling the same bad jokes on repeat.

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3 years

So fucking HYPED, crushed the next level ticket at work on writing a custom Babel plugin 😎✨ As a jr eng completed it with no guideance or asking for help by poking around open source Babel code & fucking around until finding out!

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4 years

sorry i didnt mean to like your tweet 20 seconds after u posted im just unemployed

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2 years

Seriously, I’m hilarious 😂 #botw

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2 years

Tired of seeing work commits missing from your personal GitHub contribution graph? Well, look no further! 🚀✨ Introducing my new side project!

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1 year

@Dragonmongamer @slogbuzz @rottewange I personally interpreted that quote as about the tv show addiction & her dragging Greg deeper into shared depression & grief. Like he wants to get better while she wants them to suffer together. But I also wouldn’t be surprised if this isn’t the first time Amethyst transformed 🥲

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3 years

Repeat after me, I won't feel bad for being imperfect in a technology I just started learning today. It takes time to improve and become proficient. I won't 👏 feel 👏 guilty!

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3 years

If you refer to a generic developer as "he", you automatically lose 50 points of respect. I don't make the rules 🤷‍♀️

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4 years

I wish software engineers had to pass some kind of empathy test before being permitted to enter the field :/

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1 year

Not Google recruiter reaching out after they just laid of 12k employees 💀

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3 years

Therapy costs money, oversharing on Twitter is free

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2 years

Can’t believe that today is my second anniversary as a Software Engineer!! 😱😱✨

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3 years

I'm fully confident in my offer choice now. Will be signing soon ✨😌

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2 years

It’s easy to get TIED UP with all the JavaScript tech 😏

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3 years

@cassidoo One thing I like about remote work is the fact that I don't need to hide my crying in the office bathroom 😭 Now I can cry anywhere I want. In bed, in shower, on a walk, deep in my soul, all the options!

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3 years

I'm convinced that people who own a keyboard that's broken into 2 seperate parts specifically bought it in order to place a plate in the middle 👀

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3 years

Lets normalize making mistakes as part of the growth process in tech, tell me about the time you messed up badly but still recovered!

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4 years

Long variable names >>>> variable names that give zero context as to what they're holding, like "data" or "temp"

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3 years

Webflow wants to interview me, seems like a promising start for the job hunt! 👀

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3 years

It's incredibly liberating to know that you just want to be an average software engineer instead of striving to become the Next Big Thing 😌 To each their own, folks!

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4 years

Anyone else often gets mentally blocked when trying to read documentation? 🙈 It's so much easier for me to follow YouTube talk/tutorial on the subject matter than force myself to focus on reading.

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Someone at the Apple store asked me where do I work, and I felt so proud to say "I'm a Software Engineer at Eventbrite" 🥰

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I hate feeling like I want to do everything and nothing at the same time :/

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