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@kaweef_

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Elrond putting together the Fellowship roster

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@kaweef_

9 months

He wore a buzzer. I truly cannot understand this type of delusion for someone who cheated a beautiful sport.

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The true full details of HIS story IMO are literally 10X more compelling than the details of the sign stealing itself. They’ll throw stones at this innocent man until he retires. He made HIMSELF their target to shield his team from it. Baseball’s Batman.

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@Garthvin18 @1Aragona @barstoolsports @roughnrowdy Win this for everyone my mans.

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@hen_ease Billy would destroy Big T. And that’s just a fact.

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3 years

@hen_ease Bad take Henry.

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@kaweef_

11 months

All time @PardonMyTake today. @hen_ease and @BarstoolBigCat had me cackling at work getting all the looks.

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1 year

@FeitsBarstool If you don’t wear your Uggs everywhere, you’re the one who needs an intervention.

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@BarstoolYak @rhoback “Life is a bit.” - Henry Lockwood . Print the sweaters please.

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2 years

@Tsjaapie @Alek_Manoah6 “Not getting any younger” is a weird thing to say to a 24 year old.

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2 years

@nodqdotcom Didn’t they leave hours before the show began and WWE continued to advertise them so WWE could make them look like they were the bad guys?

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@kaweef_

3 years

I got my nephew off the bus today and he goes “thank you Uncle Kory. You’re the best uncle ever.” And I wasn’t prepared to cry in front of a 5 year old today.

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@kaweef_

2 years

Obligatory I went on a hike so I have to stunt for social media pictures.

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1 year

CuDi with Joey B. Hard to hate that.

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@kaweef_

2 years

Free Mustache rides to the first 10 people who like this. 👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻

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2 years

At a 1920’s themed party with my momma and let me tell ya, I think I’m a suspenders guy now.

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11 months

I’m home.

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3 years

This is why Columbus is a Top 3 City in America

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@kaweef_

3 years

Yo I am being personally attacked by my nephew. He goes “Uncle Kory. Why haven’t you married? Like a girl?” I don’t know man. Why are you only 3 feet tall.

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@kaweef_

8 months

@BarstoolBigCat He’s so bad. The only thing you all have ever done that wasn’t enjoyable. Guy just sucks and can’t handle any sort of adversity.

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2 years

Been saying it forever, Kentucky sunsets are always better.

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4 years

Update: I was offered the job.

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@kaweef_

4 years

I am incredibly good at job interviews. It isn’t even fair to the other applicants. I don’t even want the job.

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2 years

Catch me only having sex with men.

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2 years

I’m one more negative UK tweet away from challenging @ZRawTaroli2 to hand to hand combat at the Elizabethtown mall.

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2 years

Just got called “The poorest excuse for a straight man.” And I’m almost in tears with how kind my bestie is.

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1 year

@lolo13156583 @DetroitGamer313 @WhoElseButRami @WWE @GraysonWWE But bad guys do.

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@kaweef_

3 years

@MLB @treavturner @Nationals WOW. This man has hit for the cycle THREE times on his BIRTHDAY ALONE?!?!? Incredible! What are the odds?!?!?

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@kaweef_

2 years

If you don’t take a picture it doesn’t count.

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@carlwoodson0505 @DeanScorpion_ “It isn’t rigged”

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2 years

Pat sliding in a “Cooper Kush” that’s why he’s the best man.

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2 years

Head of your table. @ZRawTaroli2 @dmarcv7 @theother_2

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@kaweef_

11 months

Future @NASCAR champ.

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10 months

@PFTCommenter Well now I’m absolutely not helping. That sounds awesome.

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@kaweef_

9 months

I’m going to miss you two so much. My favorite weiners. I can’t stop crying. And I cannot wait until your fat asses huff and puff and meet me again.

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3 years

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@kaweef_

3 years

What’s the actual purpose of suffering through life? We all end up dead and most of our lives are completely pointless anyway. Why do we spend 80-90 years waiting and delaying the inevitable?

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@kaweef_

2 years

Little late. But dominated Flip Cup Survivor and always will.

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@kaweef_

3 years

Alright. I’m about to be cocked for the rest of the night. So I love you all and Sober Kory A does not take responsibility for anything that is tweeted from this profile until 0800 on the Fourth of July in the year of our lord 2022.

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@kaweef_

3 years

Calm down my guy

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2 years

I love the internet.

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2 years

Aaron Judge 60th home run and Giancarlo Stanton walk-off grand slam but in Moneyball form

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@kaweef_

3 years

@hen_ease Thank you King. Unless it’s Rico. Then Boo.

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2 years

Kentucky sunsets are just better.

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@kaweef_

3 years

A lady at the bar just FaceTimed her daughter to hook up with ME. So like honestly. No one can ever tell me anything ever again.

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@kaweef_

3 years

I’ve spent the past 15 minutes dancing in front of my bathroom mirror while I brush my teeth. Im getting fucking weird today and NO ONE CAN STOP ME

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@kaweef_

3 years

Looks like I’m visiting my old Kentucky home.

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3 years

You asked for them, we got them. Beer Bats now available at Slugger Field!

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1 year

WRESTLEMANIA NIGHT 1 FIT

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1 year

Section 101, row 13, seats 27 and 28. #ToyotaTweetYourSeat #LetsGoBuffalo

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@kaweef_

11 months

FAMILY TRIP (Wide stance to assert my dominance as head of the table)

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@kaweef_

3 years

That’s my High School baby!

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Students in Meade County create petition to try and force school district to no longer allow students to dress up in Cat Costumes for school

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@kaweef_

3 years

Just gonna throw this out there... Pitch Perfect doesn’t get nearly the amount of love it should. All time classic film franchise.

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@kaweef_

2 years

Bouncer felt my bicep and goes “very nice, now feel mine” and I did, so I said “that’s why you’re the bouncer and I’m the patron.” And he went “I know.” Also his beard is way better than mine, so I hope he’s Bi.

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@kaweef_

2 years

Boss told me I’m next in line for a raise after the New Year. This is usually where I would quit. Except this time instead of wanting to leave, I felt pride and joy. That’s called progress. Baby steps Kings and Kongs. Baby steps.

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@kaweef_

3 years

If you don’t use your blinker I firmly believe you should be sent straight to prison.

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@kaweef_

3 years

@ForePlayPod @BarstoolTrent Trent put the fucking keys down.

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@kaweef_

2 years

You all remember asking ChaCha all your questions before you could surf the web on your phone? What a time that was.

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1 year

I can’t wait to be married. Just waking up everyday to someone who loves you. Sounds beautiful.

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@kaweef_

2 years

@NoDQ_Virtue @nodqdotcom “Let me just tweet out a graphic showing WWE made a shit ton of money 7 years after he left because of the pandemic. That’ll show em!” I’m a mark, yeah yeah we all get it. You’re cool and edgy.

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3 years

“10 Things I Hate About You” is such an elite movie.

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@kaweef_

9 months

GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING KINGS AND KONGS. WE MADE IT. WE HAVE FOOTBALL ON TODAY. WE HAVE ONE MORE DAY TO THE WEEKEND. LETS FUCKING RIDE. HIT MY MUSIC.

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10 months

@PFTCommenter The best part about all of this is the fact that the song is not about either West Virginia or Virginia. But in fact Maryland.

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4 years

You cannot make this up.

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@kaweef_

2 years

Watching the sun rise while you’re driving is one of the most enjoyable things life has to offer. Pure euphoria.

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2 years

$2 hot dogs at the arena tonight?! 4 down. Countless to go. #GlizzyGladiator #Sabres

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2 years

I’m 27 now. Which means I either have to get in shape or kill myself. And truly, I’m leaning towards the later.

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2 years

@OldTakesExposed To the people in the comments saying he was “terrible at the time” and that “it isn’t a cold take.” He won the game. 3 out of his next 4. And after his week SIX bye only threw two INTs for the rest of the season. So yes. This is a Freezing cold take.

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@kaweef_

8 months

Took a Lyft and the driver had the notification letting me know that they are hard of hearing/deaf. So I thought, “great, I don’t have to talk at all.” My man has not stopped talking to me. I do not mind at all, but I wasn’t prepared. Also has “Sexy and I know it” as his ringtone

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@kaweef_

3 years

Yes. I am incredibly stupid in real life as well.

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If I met you in person off of Twitter would you be the same person you portray to be on Twitter?

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#RepBX

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2 years

This is a take I’ve been squatting for awhile and I am now ready to share. Vegetarian burgers are absolutely better than regular burgers.

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2 years

Funnel szn

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4 years

Tyrese Haliburton from the suit to the girl is just dripping with superstar potential.

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@kaweef_

10 months

Sometimes I forget just how much of a fucking smoke show I am.

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@kaweef_

2 years

Fit for Raw tonight. Is it an 8/10 or a 9/5. Hard to decide.

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@kaweef_

3 years

I’m sorry? Are there other ways to disappoint women? Also who the fuck says “do you think you could handle me;).” That’s not real. I refuse to believe anyone older than 15 has ever said something along those lines. And if there has been, we will kill them together.

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@kaweef_

3 years

Kings and Kongs. This Bop needs no explanation. ITS A GREAT DAY TO HAVE A GREAT DAYYYY. LETS GOOOOOOOO. Bengals -9.

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@kaweef_

6 months

You will forever be missed my beautiful prince.

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@kaweef_

1 year

@barstoolsports I’ve never clicked off an article so fast once I saw who wrote it. It’s Marv, saved you all a click.

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@kaweef_

3 years

I audibly moaned in the middle of my workplace.

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3 years

Luke Jackson, Filthy 88mph Slider. 😷

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@kaweef_

2 years

Perfect day for cornhole and cut offs before we settle in for all the game 7s soon.

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AND NOW THIS LITTLE SHIT GOES “Why is your belly button so big?” Because I’m a chubby little princess you dick.

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@kaweef_

1 year

Life is beautiful. Fantastic friends and family. Great alcohol tolerance. Beautiful beard. In love with a wonderful woman (golf). All that’s missing is money. 😌

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3 years

Went grocery shopping and meal prepped for this week. Cost me $24 and an hour. Spent the entire time dancing and listening to Big Booty Mix. This is marvelous.

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@kaweef_

3 years

I didn’t come onto Twitter to get attacked like this.

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3 years

if he has a bible scripture tattoo on his pec, that mfa crazy

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2 years

DO NOT LET ME OUT TONIGHT BECAUSE I AM HORNY

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2 years

See if I cum web.

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2 years

“You wake up as Spider-Man, now what’s the first your gonna do?”

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@kaweef_

1 year

Happy Birthday to the second most attractive person in the family. (It’s still up for debate, but there is a clear 1 and 2.)

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@kaweef_

11 months

GOOOOOOOOD MORNING KINGS AND KONGS. I woke up to my Taco Bell on my porch, sad. But I also woke up to my UFC Parlay cashing, happy. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose but no matter what we still booze. Let’s have ourselves a Sunday.

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@kaweef_

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Is that not what we are supposed to be doing? I’ve only eaten one meal a day for the past 4 years of my life.