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racism is crazy because i’m seeing grown men act like they care about a little mermaid movie
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my jaw dropped at both clips bro LMFAOOOOO
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@brndxix
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anyone who picked team cap is out of their mind
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Marvel Perfect Gifs & Clips
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6 years later, are you Team Cap or Team Iron Man?
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a 40 year old man tweeted this
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KEEM 🍿
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Charli D’Amelio just unfollowed Lil Huddy! It’s going down #DramaAlert
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how men who drink iced coffee like to be kissed
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yea i’m never using white noise off youtube to nap ever again
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how the heII did one of these kiII osama bin Iaden
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The good life.. 😊 🎥 IG: justinhofman
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@brndxix
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HOW AND WHY IS AMY SCHUMER FAMOUS BRO
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lmk if this is bad take but superman is an extremely boring superhero
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shoutout to the guy who dms me about his day very wholesome
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@brndxix
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it’s so fucked up that bears look like this and could literally rip you apart
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@ALMIGHTYSW4VY
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Bears are easily one of the funniest creatures ever like let’s talk about it
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me giving a 5/5 to a movie with mixed reviews cause i’m very easy to please
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@brndxix
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2 years
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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@brndxix
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i’ll stay away from the ocean man cause how are great white sharks getting bullied
@fasc1nate
Fascinating
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A battered shark covered in scars and wounds seen off the coast of Australia in 2021
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@brndxix
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the incels on this app just want a slave
@creation247
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸
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Is this true???
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@brndxix
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2 years
WHAT THE FUCK DO YALL BE TALKING ABOUT
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teenage gym rats are slowly becoming the most annoying archetype on the internet
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@brndxix
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3 months
mistakes acorn for a gun shot trips over himself hits nothing but his own car says hes hit when no one else is shooting holy fuck they truly just give a gun and a badge to anybody
@githii
Context Hunter
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The deputy misinterpreted the sound of an acorn striking the patrol vehicle as a gunshot.
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white people putting on a hoodie and flannel as soon as it becomes fall
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this video pretty much describes my spotify
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guys do the balls go in the condom too please hurry it’s urgent
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this is unemployed peoples 9/11
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watching infinity war and this mf was an insane dick rider
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stop watching porn
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just cause he’s a dude doesn’t mean this isn’t straight up sexual harassment
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lauren
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this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen
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2 years
why did family guy randomly kiII off brian that one time, like what did they gain from that
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2 years
this is the most unemployed tweet i’ve ever seen
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💙☄️
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Rank each side of Twitter. From Worst to Best.
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kanye’s been tweeting like hitIer for weeks but as soon as he posts elons tummy he’s gone LMFAOOOOOOO
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just saw a picture of andrew garfield with a durag the timeline is going after everyone
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1 year
imagine you haven’t eaten in 3 days and somebody hands you diary of a wimpy kid
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2 years
DOC YOUR TWITTER LIKES ARE PUBLIC… DOOOOOOOOC EVERYBODY CAN SEE
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the steve lacy tour is funny as heII that dude hates his music LMFAOOO
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@KEEMSTAR if you think the new generation is pathetic then why do you date it
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this is the coldest shit i’ve seen in my life
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race vs ethnicity are beating y’alls ass
@TaraBull808
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Why is law enforcement listing hispanic illegals as 'white'?
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they’re gonna tease dr. pepper in the end credits like thanos
@DiscussingFilm
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A ‘COLA WARS’ movie is in the works. The film follows Pepsi’s attempt to challenge Coca-Cola’s century-long reign as the world’s top cola. (Source: Deadline)
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jenna ortega does not want any of u
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@brndxix
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who the fuck are these people
@uhmjaz
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top 3 youtubers
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wingstop and pizza shop employees tomorrow
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what in the actual fuck is going on bro
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i turn into lebron james during job interviews
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bro does NOT look like moon knight
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ngl those are the most washed and worst pirating platforms
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travis kelce’s CTE talking to him like the venom symbiote
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oh my goodness
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posting like this with no checkmark is true passion and dedication for the interaction game
@ilyazixxx
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Your THIRD emoji is your response…
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this shit aged like milk
@elonmusk
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twitter has rotted my brain bro i just called my dad a dick rider midconversation
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it’s 2022 can we please stop “pranking” retail workers
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here are some date ideas because “pull up and chill” isn’t a date going out to eat picnic zoo bowling movie beach escape room hiking double suicide sporting event museum mini golf roller skating
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i put a $100 bill in your shower last week and it’s still there bro
@GameCharacterAI
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Quick and dirty! But that flatness bothered me enough. #FalloutOnPrime #Fallout
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zendaya got him #boypregnant
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
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Tom Holland says he has a big announcement coming tomorrow
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“boycott season” i wish some of you actually cared and didn’t just treat it as a trend
@aidymarriott
aiden! 🍉
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ate at starbucks & mcdonals during b0ycott season
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it was borderline psychotic of him to cheat on her
@syrecomfort
comfort for jaden stans
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HELLO?
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the left getting tomboys, football and beer in the culture wars is the biggest upset since space jam
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Tomboys are NOT hot. I REPEAT, TOMBOYS ARE NOT HOT. Attraction to tomboys is H0M0SEXUALlTY. And women shouldn’t be working outside. What kind of man lets his woman work outside like a man?
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bro watch him get jump scared by a cough 😭😭
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cod gets more realistic every year
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this is the only country where shit like this goes on LMFAOOOOO
@addammy1
addam
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Trump is playing with Snapchat filters
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whatever, wales is lucky we didn’t send over derrick henry
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@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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What should you do if you encounter an escaped monkey?
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michael vicks dog seeing the 2007 script
@PFTCommenter
PFT Commenter
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Former NFL player arian foster admits NFL is literaly rigged
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this is the most unique looking person i’ve ever seen in my life
@unusual_whales
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Well this is interesting. Representative Shri Thanedar has sold up to $750,000 of crypto. He sold up to $500,00 of bitcoin and $250,000 ethereum.
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men choosing between a hawaiian shirt or a basketball jersey when they go to a concert
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@brndxix
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bro what is wrong with you people
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0-0 JUST LIKE THE AMOUNT OF QUEENS WE BOTH HAVE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
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ok so we’re just going in one big circle LMAO
@HollywoodHandle
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Bob Iger on a potential Disney+/Hulu bundle with Max or Netflix: “I think there are possibilities there.” (Via: @CNBC )
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trust me bro spotify is not removing ANYBODYS music
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that jack harlow song is so ass
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how do i mute pictures of people having sex in scream masks before halloween seasons starts
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white people after saying rest in power
@shartinthemart
POOPS WHEN TWEETING (REAL)
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@twomad Rest in power, king. Heaven is blessed to have you.
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NOOOO
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spider-man could not catch any sort of break from them
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reaction vid for finding ur kidnapped sister this app is frying our brains
@magicisstrong
milkky
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WE FINALLY FOUND MY KIDNAPPED SISTER AFTER A MONTH OF GOING MISSING
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this video will make me laugh every time i see it
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people who say shit like this should be required to have their face as their pfp
@heartereum
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5.5/10 in Europe 3/10 not even noticeable on the metro in Russia
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french toast is mid so see ya
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fruity ass wordle today
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@brndxix
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3 seasons in 3 years ? real television is coming back
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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‘THE BEAR’ Season 3 to premiere in June 2024.
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me watching the ian miles cheong pubIic execution
@DrewPavlou
Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼
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It might be all over for Ian Miles Cheong. One of the biggest media sites in Malaysia is now publishing calls to charge him with sedition. I pray that @elonmusk will chopper him out of Kuala Lumpur before it’s too late
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the billionaire you work for is far worse than any sex worker or drug dealer
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there’s a klan meeting going on in the replies
@Dexerto
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Kai Cenat just hit 100,000 subscribers on Twitch
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how they got you in haiti rn
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@YourFellowArab
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✨ Niggas in Paris ✨
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prodbyzaqq doesnt even comment on kanyes posts anymore it really is serious
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who’s gonna tell them who wrote and directed american psycho
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@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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‘THE BATMAN 2’ has been delayed to October 2, 2026.
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what’s the best youtube black hole to fall into
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dudes are so insecure lmfao
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life is so funny cause this can be your dad and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it
@Av33ry_
Av33ry
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY DAD!?!
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am i supposed to act surprised when a chronically online twitch streamer gets exposed as racist and homophobic lmfao
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me and the mayor of baltimore after digging up ya moms
BREAKING: Mayor of Baltimore speaks out
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will smith when he finds out what month it is
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all ped*philes deserve the axe but the U.S government shouldn’t be trusted with the power to kiII people
@LeadingReport
Leading Report
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BREAKING: Idaho House passes bill to give ped*philes the death penalty.
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apple music wrapped on my timeline
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bro holy shit LMFAOOOOOO
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high school was dark times, my mom paid $60 for me to take the SAT and get a 800
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