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@shartinthemart

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I'm only half Kyle so I do drink Monster, but I also drink Bang instead of punching drywall. Watermelón supremacist 🍉

Joined February 2016
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@shartinthemart
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@twomad Rest in power, king. Heaven is blessed to have you.
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@fknneek @twomad I genuinely hope he looks down at all this and has a laugh. A lot of the memes I've seen were in his spirit, and I think it's what he would've wanted. The blind hatred will be drowned out by the hilarity.
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@SignyTheSage @Channel4News Sorry man, I gotta work so I can pay taxes that'll eventually pay for your sex reassignment surgery.
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@fknneek @twomad I'm sure that's part of the bs allegations, but let he who is without sin cast the first stone. So far, I see a lot of clowns who can't even throw hands.
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LOOTIN PILE GETTIN BIGGA YEE YEEEEEEEEEEE #HarveyLootCrew
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@AliciaSmith987 I've seen legit schizophrenics connect dots more cohesive and applicable than this.
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Twomad is resting in peace in the arms of the Lord. All you clowns can keep crying. Archangel Michael has the N pass now; do NOT invoke his wrath.
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@shartinthemart
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@RubberNinja Ross, whenever you feel down, or something bad happens to you, hell, even if your world is plagued by darkness, just remember the light that shines brightest in the dark will pierce through in the form of a sacred hymn to help you back up: "At least I'm not Chris chan."
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@fknneek @twomad Of course. I take it you looked at some tweet with no context or evidence, hence you asking. If you can't get the facts straight, don't argue to me.
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@PawAndPups That ain't petty- that's dedication. Justice, even. God bless you.
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@fknneek @twomad And the Lord wouldn't want you to talk like a goon. You have no evidence or insight and you and the rest of these clowns conduct yourselves like middleshoolers. I'd like to see you all get better.
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@RiverDwellerCat @CountDankulaTV Peace was never an option
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Wtf has Israel ever done for us? All they do is kill Palestinians and take money from other nations. #DefundIsrael #EnoughIsEnough #TheGreatStimulusRiot2020
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@Danin2808 HE WUZ A GUD BOI HE DINDU NUFFIN
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@AlecNobody1994 OH WE ARE /SO/ BACK
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@DrewskiB24 @kanyewest The only ratio needed is 3:16 from our good pal John
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@AggroWill @elonmusk And you paid $8 to him for a bunch of pixels
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OUT HERE COPPIN THESE THUNKPADS #HarveyLootCrew
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@nickk_vo @MapleStory Reboot is a meme server and KMS doesn't even have Kishin, or Gollux shite, and yet their reboot server was actually able to beat the Black Mage. The only people this affects are casuals and ledditers. Get good.
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@shartinthemart
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@Papanomalyxd Fuckin love you Papa
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@MapleStory Llama Power
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@HHepplewhite @BorisJohnson @BackBoris2020 My mum and I had to wait 2 years to get our visas fixed due to the backlog! All immigrants must follow the proper systems and channels like we did. We need to stop freely letting people into the country all willy nilly, it's fucking up the lawful immigrants who contribute!
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@shartinthemart
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Bidenbros, we already won. Why shouldn't we let Trump audit every vote? They'll just show that we won anyway! :) #Biden2020 #dems4audit #AuditTheVote
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@shartinthemart
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#ImpeachBiden He's a senile old fart and Kamala, a BASED #GIRLBOSS , would do a better job. Don't agree? What are you, a racist incel? #justjewishthoughts #showerthoughts #blm #transrightsarehumanrights #BidenIsAFailure #BlackWomen #thankscohen
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@MisterAntiBully KIWI FARMS YT CHANNEL NUKED MID STREAM WTF IS HABBENIG
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@Internet_TLCM I've seen that creature's leaked dickpic. Absolutely psychotic little gremlin.
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@Papanomalyxd I wish you and the friends/family a merry Christmas and a blessed new year, Papa Skål xx
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DING DING! SLOPPER TIME, MY LITTLE GOY! GET TO THE HIGH-GRAIN DENSITY TABLE AND GET SOME EXTRA HELPINGS OF HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, MY LITTLE SLOPPER! MY LITTLE GOY SLOPPER IS SO CUTE! SO SLOPPY! YOU ARE MY SLOPPIEST GOY! I LOVE MY HECKIN CUTE LIL WHOLESOME GOYSLOPPER!
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@shartinthemart
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Imagine not using your #ibm #thinkpad with #linux and/or #bsd to convert #meme energy into #thicc penis oil to cure your #erectiledysfunction momentarily in order to receive #cockandballtorture ( #cbt ) and #wank to #hypercock #futa on the #underground while traveling to #london
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@JimRapoli @BillFOXLA @FoxNews Are you blind, or just a stunad?
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@MapleStory BRUH WE BEEN WAITIN FO YO PUSSY ASS TO SQUARE UP SINCE ERGOTH NIGGA DON'T EVEN GIMME THAT BULLSHIT PLOT DEVICE KAKA DOODOO PUCCI MICROWAVE GARBAGE DISPOSAL ASS ROLLBACK SHIT YOU FUCKIN STAY DOWN NIGGA WE'LL JUST BEAT YO ASS AGAIN
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@MarlonDcc2263 You got a opm avatar my guy, go look in the mirror.
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@FoggyMikel i will shit
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@CoriBush That slam was perfect.
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@nickk_vo @MapleStory Kanna lives don't matter
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@Mad_Marchie he'll yeh nigga I just copped a cat myself good werk mang
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@Arsenes_Eyes @SenSanders American immigrant in the UK here- It's not special and the queues suck for people who need immediate care.
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@noozajureg You're great and I love your posts, no homo
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@movistar_cr @insultsrare Funny that we can actually afford competent medical care. The NHS is a fucking joke. Mfs here willingly stay in minimum wage jobs for 40 years, don't save ANY money, and don't go to the fucking dentist because it costs like 40-70GBP every two years to get your teeth cleaned.
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@MagicJuggler1 @Jasonngoose @Partisangirl @MrAndyNgo Only if they wish to do so, after your shack in Tel-Aviv breaks like your Sabbath
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@Papanomalyxd Merry Christmas, Papanomaly.
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@bbcmicrobot @acornproton 10 MODE 2 20 COLOUR RND(7)+7 30 PRINT "D E V E L O P E R S" 40 GOTO 20 Run
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@shartinthemart
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@chrisdub2010 Nigga I got a BALD head
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@OakSyder What kind of pilpul is this? We can't hear you over the dead children killed by IDF missiles.
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@shartinthemart
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@Papanomalyxd Accident, or fate? 🤔
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@senseiipablo @Freedomonly2020 @gixnic @disclosetv What does a letter have to do with Bill Gates?
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@AstroFlame999 @JJ_Goodson @nypost You can't even afford to put your electric kettle on lmao
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@shartinthemart
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@Papanomalyxd Congr @tz , Papanomaly. God bless.
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@RaptorVerse6 @fknneek @twomad I keep seeing screenshots of him geekin on people for the meme, but nothing serious. There was some allegation involving a video of him in a car a year or so ago, but that got proven wrong. From what I can tell, it's social vultures coming out of the woodwork to strike gold.
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@harleysjokers @PWrolson @nypost That's cope for not exercising
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@Papanomalyxd Be safe Papa xx
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“I see Kim Kardashian’s ass at the top of , and I am scared.” —  @davidhopkins
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@shartinthemart
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@ChocoPepperOs I like candy corn
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@Landofpur @MiddleEastEye I agree. He was 100% right about them.
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@Papanomalyxd God bless you, Papa
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@bumble I'm African-American (immigrant over here) and I'm against the BLM crap. I've met one too many English chicks that called me racial slurs for their "kink". I'm cool with it all; why is there no option to disagree on here and continue to use your app?
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@shartinthemart
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@Frodo069 @Real_KevinJones @TeamTrump @realDonaldTrump Then surely we should audit everything and investigate the entire election, like they're doing now, to prove he's wrong. Correct?
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@EdibleTom ITT: people with made up labels tell someone their own made up label isn't valid, because it's made up. We really do be in the post-Chris-chan dimensional merge timeline.
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@Papanomalyxd Anyone who laughs AT you will have their head on a pike. We love you Papa.
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@unormal I give it the zoomer seal of approval
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@noozajureg The ones I hate are unbaptized or too far gone for redemption. I pray for those I dislike; for them to be better and for me to see their side more clearly.
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@FoggyMikel Bring me back an asian thot pls
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@FoggyMikel I WANNA DIE
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@MartinShkreli I've been assassinating thots along the Hudson Valley for years. I'll happily assist you in any way I can.
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@disclosetv Someone, call Makarov
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@FoggyMikel Fucking liberal cunts brainwashing our youth
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@ItsMutaTV @PopCrave Bro you need to go on a regular jog yourself
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@Papanomalyxd Amen 🤘
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@bbcmicrobot @acornproton 10 MODE 2 20 COLOUR RND(7)+7 30 PRINT "I HAVE FOUR WORDS FOR YOU" 40 GOTO 20 Run
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@Papanomalyxd @FNATIC Papa who do you main in Melee
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@Papanomalyxd Fuckin hell get and eyepatch and some rest Papa xx
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@ArkeusW I'm very sorry. Godspeed.
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@crazyclipsonly This comment section is some reddit tier shit lmfao. Props to the man for doing something with his life, even if his car ain't shit. The ultimate flex is doing better than those who screwed you over- something these twitter kids will never experience.
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@Papanomalyxd What is this black magic fuckary
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@Breaking911 Someone needs to break it to her that nobody asked
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@billing_ts @AggroWill @elonmusk Thank you. I will admit, there are a few moments I peruse twitter off the toilet (like now). I genuinely try to keep the majority of my time on twitter in conjunction with my time on the bowl.
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@GoToBedForever @EPSTEIN_ALIVE Yes, no matter how late I am to the party
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@ObamaMalik North Americans, yes. Practically cousins.
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@LamarFortnite @sentinellegrave We must show them the way bismillah
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@StaffsUni how come the uni spends 10k on a musician who only plays for 10 minutes but can't afford to put soap in the LRV bathroom?
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@PlayMaple2 Can y'all just start illustrating 18+ doujins already? My wallet and dick are bursting at the seams.
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#watermelon is funking based and if you don't think it's the BEST MELON, I need you to get the GTFO out my ASS
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@1eggwhite God bless you brother ❤️
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