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Author of Twisted Threads. #ReluctantEngineer #OccasionalBlogger #HasbeenPodcaster

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Joined January 2010

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@kansaratva

(Xenophobic) Kansara

1 month

"Take it," said the officer to Sam Pitroda with a wink, "and go." So Sam, with a smirk enclosed within his black-dyed French beard, took the EVM home. He unwrapped it, unboxed it, and connected it to the power supply. "How does it feel to disrobe a machine?" said a voice.

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@kansaratva

(Xenophobic) Kansara

2 years

The only way out for @HyundaiIndia is to put out an ad for Akhaṇḍ Bhārat.

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2 years

Blaming India is an essential religious practise of liberalism.

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3 years

Take action against courts that don't give judgment in 24 years.

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Bar and Bench

3 years

[COVID-19] Take action against labs that don't give RT-PCR test results in 24 hours: Karnataka High Court to State report by @Rintumariam #KarnatakaHighCourt #RTPCR #CovidIndia

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Jaggery is not good for you. Tulsi leaves cause acidity. Honey leads to botulism. Turmeric gives migraine. Ginger worsens gingivitis. Tea is best without tea leaves. Wheat bloats the belly. Rice is bad for conversion. What is one supposed to eat? Oats with olive oil?

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3 years

Twitter is transparent. Facebook respects privacy. Wikipedia is neutral. Oats is breakfast.

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2 years

Microsoft and Apple have decided to bury their differences and become Microple. The reconciliation was brought about by the famous insultant (intellectual consultant), Silden Afil. The next in line, apparently, is the merger of BMW and Honda, Bonda.

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2 years

The NYT article about empty roads and 250 quintillion workers on strike is written by Sameer Yasir, a "Kashmiri" journalist. A look at what he has expectorated in the past is enough to convince the sane that NYT can hire anyone who can string a bunch of words against India.

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(Xenophobic) Kansara

3 years

My 40-year old father asked me to fast for a full day as a part of my school project - no water/food. I told him that we don't even follow our own religious practices. Why should we follow someone else's? All I got was a stare. Later he snapped my pic and posted it on Twitter.

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3 years

Why need a toolkit when you have NDTV?

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4 years

A painting by my daughter that was showcased in an art exhibition today, launched by her teacher to highlight the work of her young students.

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(Xenophobic) Kansara

3 years

When a doctor says he hasn't seen a single patient who is healthy.

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Press Trust of India

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There is not a single petition before us which says that these farm laws are beneficial to farmers: SC

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4 years

The number of Sanskrit verses in one episode of Chanakya must be greater than that in the last 50 years of Bollywood movies put together.

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3 years

All harvest festivals are Hindu festivals.

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4 years

Derek speaks in English. So his behaviour is justified.

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2 years

Saba's understanding of Sensex has only worsened in 6 years.

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4 years

I hope the bureaucrats realize that "आत्मनिर्भर भारत को कौन रोक सकता है?" was a rhetorical question by the PM.

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1 year

Dear Indigo, I took your flight 6E 6815 from Chennai to Bengaluru. An airhostess, Rebecca, said that she knows Tamil. She asked me if I want water in Tamil. By then the flight had crossed the border. I asked her to speak in Kannada now but she didn't know the language. What, ya?

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4 years

My religion is not your meme, @meenaharris .

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4 years

It took him decades to move from his first name to his last.

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For the last many decades, we don't have elected bodies in the party. Maybe we should have pushed for it 10-15 yrs ago. Now we are losing elections after elections, and if we have to come back we need to strengthen our party by holding elections: Ghulam Nabi Azad, Congress

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3 years

Christmas is a festival of Christ, not crackers. Nowhere in the scriptures are crackers mentioned, or for that matter, there is no mention of glossy gift wrappers and glittery decorations. All that money can be better spent on the poor instead of harming the fragile environment.

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Press Trust of India

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During Christmas, New Year, green crackers can be used from 11:55 pm to 12:30 am at places where air quality is 'moderate' or better:NGT

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2 years

BJP's clarification lifecycle.

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(Xenophobic) Kansara

2 years

6-4 2-6 2-6 6-4 6-4. Who won, Martina?

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Martina Navratilova

2 years

@ajitdatta Well, doesn’t seem like that much of a win when you have a population of 1.3 billion… you will always have the most voters but you sure don’t have a majority:), bye now

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2 years

Why I have absolutely no expectation from @TwitterIndia that it would ever grow a spine. I just remembered to take a snapshot before reporting this tweet but this is just one of many for which the response has been the same.

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4 years

Tharoor is an intellectual version of Owaisi. Owaisi is an intellectual version of Ayyub. Ayyub is an intellectual version of Naqvi. Naqvi is an intellectual version of Ghose. Ghose is not an intellectual version of anyone.

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ANI

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Congress leader Shashi Tharoor in Kerala: Protests can be defused if Narendra Modi & Amit Shah say-'we are dropping idea of NRC', that they will no longer ask NPR enumeration & go to every door asking - 'where your father & mother were born' & ask for documentary proof. #CAA

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3 years

Formula for oxygen is O₂. First make that in Delhi.

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4 years

He hated integration.

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1 year

After that the judges took a break and had a plate of Chicken 65.

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1 year

As a West Indian I realize that I have culturally more in common with Jamaicans than South Indians.

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3 years

As predictable as humidity in Chennai.

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@kansaratva

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5 years

One day God decided to make an appearance and picked up a random CV. It turned out to be of Romila, which is why she couldn't find it when it was needed. "I am God," said God to her. Romila immediately replied, "Maybe you had the image of Nehru in mind when you became God."

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3 years

[SATIRE] Cost of developing a vaccine: Zero. A vaccine contains an inactive or a weakened form of a virus, which is anyway available in plenty. Virus can be weakened by rotating them in centrifuges at high speeds so that they develop viral vertigo and act like drunk journalists.

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4 years

Rahul Kanwal wants to do in weeks what took Shekhar Gupta, Rajdeep Sardesai, Barkha Dutt, and Sagarika Ghose decades.

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(Xenophobic) Kansara

4 years

When you have to act like a half-a-watt bulb because anything brighter would blow the family fuse.

@ShashiTharoor

Shashi Tharoor

4 years

PM Modi congratulated 130 crore Indians when he spoke at the RamMandir yesterday. But India's population is estimated at 1,38,00,04,385 in mid-2020, a/c to UN data. An omission of 8 crore people is worrying to many, after CAA/NRC. If inadvertent, a correction would be reassuring.

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6 years

Freedom is not lost all at once, it is lost in units of one, one at a time, one cracker, one diya, one temple till finally it’s each one of us.

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6 years

As predictable as night after day, or Christmas after Divālī.

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4 years

Questioning a poet is being extremist. Burning a bus is being peaceful.

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2 years

She once called the Wuhan virus as prasād from Kumbh. Karma is not some one-time chillar change. There's more.

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4 years

A very relevant question. Electricity is associated with the flow of electrons, and electrons are negatively charged, just like you. If electrons move in a straight line, we call it DC, direct current. If they move like a slithering snake, we call it AC, alternating current.

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Faye DSouza

4 years

Is there an expert opinion of whether or not switching off lights will cause a disruption to the grid? Given that fridges and other appliances will still be on.

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5 years

There once was an FM named Jaitley, We all loved to criticize him greatly; But NS let loose, With Nehruvian noose, Makes Jaitley more respected lately!

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4 years

I knew it! I knew it!!

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2 years

The Greeks gave us democracy, The Romans gave us numbers; If not for their presence, you see, We'll all be dumb-and-dumbers. The French taught us revolution, And gave us Left and Right; Imagine our evolution, Without this great divide.

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5 years

The moment I saw the imagery with bindi and mehndi, I knew that the inside story would be different. It is also possible that @IndiaToday was unable to get a picture of even one of the 17082, and therefore, upholding journalistic ethics, used one that can peddle their agenda.

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5 years

A conversation when an eminent intellectual applies for a passport. "What is your date of birth?" "It was there in the newspaper, alright? I gave a birthday party. We drank champagne and listened to ghazals all night." "Any proof of birth?" "Existence is the proof, good man."

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1 month

It was early in the morning and there was a knock on the door. Vikas was too tired to even think about who it could be. He opened the door. Outside was a bearded man, his eyes lined with kohl and anger. Behind him were two hefty men carrying what appeared to be heavy sticks.

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3 years

The opposition can't even draft a joint letter coherently. Twelve leaders come together and draft nine points, not one of which makes any sense. Sometimes I feel Modi remains silent just so that the opposition is forced to open their mouths.

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3 years

Today I ate rice with fork and there was this weird noise in my head which kept asking me to loot another country.

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11 months

Modi threw out that ear-thingie and giving it back in Hindi. 😂

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2 years

The last three words sum up the entire life, not just career, of this migrated coconut.

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7 months

Unlike, for example, using loudspeakers which is in every holy book.

@barandbench

Bar and Bench

7 months

Kerala High Court orders raid of all religious places to seize illegal crackers; says no holy book commands bursting firecrackers to please God Read more here:

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3 years

Avian Flu versus the Government.

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5 years

I never knew Prime Ministers were *installed*. What's the supported operating system? iOIOS?

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5 years

''We'll install a new Prime Minister in Delhi. I propose the candidature of @RahulGandhi from Tamil Nnadu. He has the ability to defeat the fascist @narendramodi government,'' said @mkstalin

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4 years

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

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2 years

"Oh, it was your son?"

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2 months

I don't think there is any other profession which gets away with such sheer incompetence.

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4 years

Since Twitter loves #Amul so much, shouldn't we show some love too?

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4 years

Mediocrity wrapped in English is still mediocrity.

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5 years

All it took was about a week for the Aristocrat of Arrogance, High Lord of Lies, Mogul of Mediocrity, Monarch of Menacing Threats, Sultan of the Sinister, Overbearing Overlord, Pasha of Pidis, and He Who Shall Not Be Blamed, among other monikers, to come back to his old ways.

@ANI

ANI

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Congress Pres Rahul Gandhi in CPP meeting,earlier today: There's no institution that is going to support you in this country, not one is going to support you. It's like the British period, when not a single institution supported the party yet we fought & won, we will do it again.

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2 years

Two can play the game, @IndianExpress . #FromTheArchives

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4 years

Aditi out, but Punia not. I guess that pretty much defines what the party supports.

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OpIndia.com

4 years

Congress suspends Rae Bareli MLA Aditi Singh from the post of General Secretary in party’s woman wing after she rebuked party on migrant bus row

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3 years

Even if someone gives them a trishul they will paint it pink and make it a lotus.

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BJP

3 years

The BJP has announced a nationwide dharna on 5th May against the widespread violence unleashed by TMC workers post the election results in West Bengal. This protest will be held following all Covid protocols across all organisational mandals of the BJP.

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3 years

Mother: birthing person. Electrician: earthing person. Archeologist: unearthing person. Tailor: girthing person. Pawnbroker: worthing person. Dad: mirthing person. Indian Railways: berthing person.

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@kansaratva

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5 years

Poorly educated? Pah! I've mastered the definitive book on philosophy, Engineering Thermodynamics by P K Nag, and I've applied Lattice Boltzmann method to model flow over the right wing of an aircraft.

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Kaushik Basu

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Poorly-educated masses is the major source of strength and support for right-wing governments. Hence, through history, when right-wing governments come to power you can guess what happens to the quality of education in the nation.

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2 years

An insider explaining what happened during the Congress meeting that happened today.

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3 years

Constitutional Memes.

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3 years

Frozen looks nicer than fires, Trucks are less stunning than pyres; Some deaths have dignity, The rest, malignity, Of Western crooks and Eastern liars.

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3 years

A recap, a slap, a trap, and a wrap. A summary of the Modi speech.

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3 years

If only they leave iron ore alone no one would have to suffer from anemia.

@PritishNandy

Pritish Nandy

3 years

As the oxygen crisis worsens, it’s a good time to remember how important trees, plants, forests are. The very things we destroy in the pursuit of development. Never forget there was a Govt once in Mumbai that wanted to cut down thousands of trees in Aarey to build a metro shed!

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3 years

Constitutional Meme.

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2 years

The question is not whether journalists are under threat in India. The question is whether India is under threat from journalists.

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Ajit Datta

2 years

An interesting observation by @sbabones ,for those who think journalists are under threat in India.

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2 years

Hello, Hyundai, this is not going to help. 😁 Fire your team in India and that other country. @Hyundai_Global

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5 years

Congress is frustrated not just because of people shouting "Modi! Modi!" in a Rahul event. The frustration is because Congress cannot make people shout "Rahul! Rahul!" in a Modi event despite giving them a kilo of Surf Excel and a carton of Parle biscuits.

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3 years

Will the Budget be presented by the SC?

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4 years

Tanishk should find out.

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meetasengupta

4 years

Would Tanishq be facing similar backlash if it had reversed the religions in it's ad?

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3 years

Just when the vaccination drive is about to open up in the next hour or so, concerned celebrities like Chetan Bhagat are tweeting about Moderna and Pfizer, questioning the government over decisions, and creating uncertainty. Who are they spokespersons for?

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2 years

Dear allegedly @IndiaToday , allegedly allegedly is used allegedly wrongly. Stop allegedly using allegedly as if it allegedly was an alleged comma or allegedly a period.

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3 years

The new IT rules empower the users, not the state, but then he became a journalist in 2002.

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Parineeta thanking the farmer who grew pepperoni pizza in his paddy field, packed it in a box that was harvested from his neighbour's farm, and delivered it to her.

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2 years

Democratised religion is just another way of saying evangelised.

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2 years

I have never been more proud of the people of my state than today. I, we, should have more faith in the conviction of those who are away from the filth that otherwise overwhelms our thoughts. Vīravaṇakkam Vīravaṇakkam.

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#WATCH | Tamil Nadu: Locals shower flower petals as ambulances carrying the mortal remains of CDS Bipin Rawat, his wife and other personnel who died in the Coonoor Helicopter Crash, leave for Sulur airbase from Madras Regimental Centre in Nilgiris district

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5 years

I have also heard that Bhīma in Mahābhārata had the image of Chhota Bheem in his iPhone.

@Digital_Nomadd

Digital Nomad

@Digital_Nomadd

5 years

@iMac_too @TIinExile @ARanganathan72 @Swamy39 @davidfrawleyved @RajivMessage History Gold from great historian #RomilaThapar “May be Yudhistrhra in Mahabharata had the image of Ashoka in mind when he renounced his kingship” Ashoka lived in 232 BCE;Mahabharata is dated atleast 4000 BCE 🤦‍♂️

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Pegasus.

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3 years

The language used by terrorist sympathisers can be English too.

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2 years

If Bollywood remade Shawshank Redemption, Andy would be wrongfully in for protesting against a nationalist government, Red would be a wronged Muslim, the Warden would be an RSS bigot, and Andy, a lover of Sufi, would escape from the prison and retire to the pure sands of Karachi.

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5 years

Old adage: A bad dancer blames the stage. New adage: A bad journalist blames Modi.

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Nupur J Sharma

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Ravish Kumar blames 'Modi the dictator' for people not wanting to watch his mediocre shows anymore

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4 years

Dear @EconomicTimes , let us know who you have sold yourself to and for how many piastre. Nothing else explains this.

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4 years

We may not have to wait till 2024.

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4 years

Dhanya, on the other hand, is a brave bigot who once called fellow bigots from her state who threatened a sādhvi as "helpful Malayalis". She's long surpassed most journalists with her level of bigotry. A little more and she could cross Buck Follywood folks like Vishal or Vidhu.

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3 years

USA donated 80 vials of vaccines to Trinidad and Tobago. Just shows how low the oil reserves of Trinidad and Tobago are.

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@kansaratva

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3 years

Oddly, even NASA is trolling the Center, the State Governments, and the Courts.

@NASAEarth

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Smoke from crop fires in northern India blanketed Delhi and contributed to soaring levels of air pollution.

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@kansaratva

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Cc: @LavanyaBallal . These are fictional addresses. If you see them in a bio don't tag foreign offices. 221B, Baker Street, London 123, Conch Street, Bikini Bottom 4, Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey 420, Paper Street, Wilmington, Delaware Roop Mahal, Prem Gali, Kholi #420 .

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India has always shown the way, Jha. The first PM of India was not a Hindu.

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Sanjay Jha

2 years

Rishi Sunak becoming UK PM shows the true democratic diversity of a society. Well done, lovers of football and fried fish and chips. As did Barack Obama becoming President in the US. When will we in India be inspired, where marginalisation of minorities is the prevalent mood?

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@kansaratva

(Xenophobic) Kansara

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91 can talk straight. 83 is old.

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(Xenophobic) Kansara

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My father is now asking me to delete the tweet as it's insensitive. He said that if I don't, Santa won't give me any gifts this year. He still thinks I believe in Santa. I told him that I won't delete it, and that the PM has a better beard than Santa's. He isn't talking to me.

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@kansaratva

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After 2 years: 60 years of misrule can't be fixed in 2 After 5 years: 60 years of misrule can't be fixed in 5 After 20 years: 60 years of misrule can't be fixed in 20 After 50 years: 60 years of misrule can't be fixed in 50 After 90 years: Takes more time to destroy than fix

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@kansaratva

(Xenophobic) Kansara

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Rightly said. Chanakya won so many state elections in his lifetime. Amit Shah is nowhere near.

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@kansaratva

(Xenophobic) Kansara

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Teesta: the daughter of the Constitution. Rajdeep: the son of the Constitution. Barkha: the aunt of the Constitution. Shekhar: the uncle of the Constitution. Sagarika: the sister of the Constitution. Ravish: the brother of the Constitution. Is this the Constitution or a coterie?

@saliltripathi

saliltripathi (वो बनाये परिवार, हमें पसंद रविवार)

2 years

Her father Atul was a fine civil liberties lawyer who opposed the Emergency. Teesta is the daughter of the constitution. If her home is large, it is as large as India's heart used to be. Her heart beats with the spirit of freedom which India earned in 1947.

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@kansaratva

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Abdul Malik came home walking, or running, because the buses were burnt. As he ran, he kept massaging his left buttock which had and swollen reddened after a lathi had landed at a speed of 42 m/s in response to his stone at 40 m/s. "Open the door," he screamed on reaching home.

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@kansaratva

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3 years

Must be from crackers burst in 2018.

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ANI Digital

3 years

Delhi's air quality slips to 'very poor' category Read @ANI Story | #Delhi #AirPollution

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@kansaratva

(Xenophobic) Kansara

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When a butter company makes a proper cartoon while proper cartoonists do buttering up.

@Amul_Coop

Amul.coop

6 years

#Amul Topical: Tribute to the great former Prime Minister...

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(Xenophobic) Kansara

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Replace farmers with pujāris and all talk of a new model of democracy would disappear like rainbow after June.

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