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Author of bestsellers:My ILLEGITIMATE SON, THE GREAT UNRAVELLING & THE SUPERSTAR SYNDROME. Congressi by DNA. Federer, Liverpool fan. A dog whisperer.

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THE TRAGIC COLLAPSE OF THE BIG MEDIA: ( Read and Share). All TV channels it appears were ordered yesterday to discuss and escalate Sam Pitroda’s remark on Inheritance Tax. They complied with folded hands and bent knees. Every newspaper today shockingly enough has the Sam…
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" Speaking good English, giving sound-bytes and looking handsome does not mean everything". I hope my eminent colleague @ShashiTharoor slept well last night. :-))
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I fully back Sachin Pilot. Look at the facts: Rajasthan 2013 Assembly elections; CM- Mr Gehlot. Result: BJP- 163, Congress- 21 ( lowest ever) Rajasthan 2018 Assembly Elections: Result: BJP-73, Congress-100. One man slogged 5 years for it; Sachin. But who becomes the CM?
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Narendra Modi has proudly and publicly worn the badge of Hindu Hriday Samrat. He is also the Prime Minister. Those who are criticizing him for attending the bhumi pujan in Ayodhya are being churlish and petty. The BJP had the Ram temple in its election manifesto, remember.
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I have tested positive for Covid_19 . As I am asymptomatic I am in home quarantine for the next 10-12 days. Please don’t underestimate transmission risks, we are all vulnerable. Do take care all.
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Congress takes Congress to court. Hurray!
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I am willing to donate my annual salary to Arnab Goswami, Rahul Shiv Shankar and other such illustrious nationalists if they just go to LOC and stand there holding a gun for a mere 10 minutes. Our TV war-rooms are a disgrace. Shameless repugnant characters.
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First, Jyotiraditya Scindia. Now, Sachin Pilot. Who next? Watch this space!
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4 years
Folks, in our Congress Manifesto for 2019 Lok Sabha elections, we had ourselves proposed abolition of APMC Act and making agricultural produce free from restrictions. This is what Modi government has done in the farmers bills. BJP and Congress are on the same page here.
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My loyalty is to the Congress ideology. My fidelity is not to any individual or family. I remain a Gandhi-Nehruvian idealist ( a vanishing breed within Congress). I will continue to raise issues that are fundamental to the resurgence of my party. The battle has just begun.
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In the Congress, the only one you can trust is your shadow.
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@JhaSanjay
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Pandit Nehru once wrote a self-critical piece anonymously in a newspaper warning against becoming autocratic. That is the true Congress;democratic, liberal, tolerant, inclusive. We have drifted far from those values. Why? I remain a committed fearless ideological soldier of INC.
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Last night the deck chairs on the Titanic were rearranged.
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@JhaSanjay
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2 years
Sachin Pilot. Congress President. It is time to give him the responsibility of leading the Congress. He is hard working, 24X 7 leader, accessible, hungry to win, and an outstanding communicator.
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When I joined the Congress it was like a girlfriend. Now it has become like a mother-in-law. 😢
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4 years
@JhaSanjay Ever since you got suspended from your party, your sense of humor has increased manifold. I like this avatar more. 😁
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4 years
Dear Mr Balasaheb Thorat @INCIndia I saw your notice suspending my Congress membership on a TV channel for ' anti-party activities'. No show-cause notice and opportunity to reply was given. Internal democracy? Kindly list specific instances where I have indulged in sabotage.
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4 years
Dear All I am very happy to share that I have recovered and am now out of 2 week home quarantine. Thanks to all of you for your wonderful support and warm wishes. Self-isolation requires will power muscles; but rest assured we are born tough. God bless and take care all!
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Dear Fellow Congress-people, One must oppose PM Modi whenever justified; that's par for the course. But let's not make it a mindless obsession. On #APMC , there is a simple test: Does not APMC abolition end monopoly/cartels & so boost farmer's income? If YES, back the bills.
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India needs MSP ( More Sensible Politicians).
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Once I was trolled by right-wingers. Now it is the Congress. Clearly I am doing something right. 😀
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4 years
For five years Sachin Pilot gave his blood , tears, toil and sweat for the Congress party between 2013-18. The Congress came back from a wretched 21 seats to 100. We just gave him a performance bonus. We are so meritocratic. We are so transparent.
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Nikamma and Nalayak uttered to abuse a former Deputy Chief Minister. Sachin Pilot is in the Congress. Who will sack and suspend Ashok Gehlot for bringing party to disrepute?
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3 years
I find the campaign against Bharat Biotech’s Covaxin quite ridiculous. Mr Modi’s government is not crazy to endanger lives of its own people through rash experimentation. Can we please trust our bureaucracy, doctors, scientists, R&D, more please if not our politicians?
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4 years
I said exactly the same thing, the need for a new non-Gandhi Congress President to rejuvenate the Grand Old Party. But that became “an anti-party activity. “ ☹️😀
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The Congress is making an awful mistake with opportunistic politics on Farm Bills. We have reversed our promise made in the Election Manifesto of 2019. That is unprincipled. And why didn’t we make MSP into a law ourselves earlier if that is a deal-breaker? Poor leadership.
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Mumbai drops to 5888 cases. That’s nearly 45% below peak of 11000 cases about 2 weeks ago. Fingers crossed. Good going Mumbaikars. We can do it.
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When a leader lies a nation is shamed.
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Let’s walk the talk: I am willing to publicly take Covaxin, Bharat Biotech’s vaccine which is being doubted by some incurable cynics. I don’t mind being the first either. Ok?
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3 years
A short story on Punjab: Congress under Captain Amarinder Singh looks solid, in pole position. Sidhu revolts. Delhi encourages him. Sidhu becomes State chief. Delhi humiliates Captain Captain resigns Channi becomes CM Sidhu resigns. Someone in Delhi needs to be sacked.
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4 years
There must be a full ban on politicians running educational institutions as for them it has become a business model to grab land, create real - estate empires and exploit the platform for political influence.
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3 years
We will be paying over Rs 3000-Rs 5000 for foreign vaccines ( Rs 1000 for Sputnik). But we have a problem paying Rs 400- 600 to Indian companies SII/BB ? Frankly, this argument makes no sense.
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At least Modi Ji has a barber visiting him.
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“ My name is not Rahul Savarkar. My name is #RahulGandhi . I don’t apologize when speaking the truth”. Now that’s the punch line of the year. Take a bow, Mr Gandhi!
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My take: The biggest mistake many of my Congress colleagues are making is assuming that we will win in 2024 on anti-incumbency. Forget it! Mr Modi and the BJP work hard. They hate to lose. “Why the Congress won't pose a challenge to Modi -yet”.
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Sycophancy redefined: Kumari Shelja calls the 23 Congress leaders “ BJP agents”. Ridiculous! Bye bye internal democracy!
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I had apple for breakfast.
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Steve Jobs Steve without Job #sanjayjha
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If Sadhvi Pragya Singh Thakur who called Nathuram Godse a patriot is winning then I want to congratulate PM Narendra Modi. Sir, you have truly changed my great country. Awesome!
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What India needed right now was the “ Dream Team”: Dr MM Singh, P Chidambaram, Dr MS Ahluwalia and Raghuram Rajan. What we have is voodoo economists and headline manipulators.
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BJP is nervous. The opinion polls are all fake. Something else is happening on the ground. Modi ji knows a defeat is imminent. The arrest of Arvind Kejriwal is an attempt to stop a brilliant orator from campaigning for INDIA alliance. That’s the truth. Panic within the saffron…
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After Modi who??? That’s a dumb question. Anyone will make a better Prime Minister than him. Anyone. INDIA is ready for change. A new face. A true leader.
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Uddhav Thackeray speaking directly to the public is a master stroke. Also, he did not need a teleprompter.
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4 years
Opening up the national market for farmers is a sensible move to give greater control over fair to attractive remuneration; less middlemen will boost farmer profitability. Protection against corporate exploitation can be built-in, as an assured MSP. Prima facie, welcome step!
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Congress: A Short Story Lost 2014/2019 LS elections : No change Lost 39/49 state elections since 2014: No change Scindia, Prasada, RPN, Sushmita, etc have left : No change Lost all 5 recent state elections: No change All is well: “ Full faith in RG’s leadership”.
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I just saw Arnab Goswami’s clip on Mrs Sonia Gandhi, Congress President. Bro, you are a rat. A coward. And you are a frigging moron. How do you look your child in the eye, sicko?
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I have submitted my resignation wef as President, AlPC, Maharashtra. My political outspokenness conflicts with my official position. I am glad my signature #AIPCInteractive brand is being used by the Congress. :-) @ShashiTharoor is a delight to work with. Thanks all!
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To understand the difference between the BJP and the Congress, just look at yesterday’s events. Amit Shah is campaigning in Bengal. The Congress is meeting in Delhi to discuss something they should have done 18 months ago.
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PM Modi goes to Pune to see vaccine facilities: the Serum Institute of India is one of the biggest manufacturers in the world. This is what leaders should do. It reassures people that the PM is on the ball. Cynics will call it pure optics, but optics is part of leadership.
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BJP Spokesperson: There have been no communal riots since Mr Modi came to power in 2014. Government in Lok Sabha: There have been 3400 riots in India between 2016-20. 😂. Lying is an art.
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The BJP must officially start the MLA Stock Exchange of India.
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4 years
Madam, your tweet is an insult to former PM Dr Manmohan Singh. He chose his cabinet. Or are you justifying the book The Accidental Prime Minister? Please don’t get carried away.
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UPA के कार्यकाल में @RahulGandhi जी खुद मंत्री नहीं बने लेकिन ज्योतिरादित्य जी,सचिन पायलट जी,मिलिंद देवरा जी,जितिन प्रसाद जी जैसे युवा साथियों को मंत्री बनवाया..मीनाक्षी नटराजन जी,अशोक तंवर जी, माणिक टैगोर जी,राजीव सातव जी जैसे साथियों को सांसद बनवाया !!! #TruthWithRahulGandhi 🌈
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Covishied/Covaxin are life-saving vaccines, they are not for fixing a stomach upset. Those who are criticizing SII for charging Rs 600/- to the private sector are in effect wishing to subsidize the rich. That's irresponsible socialism. :-)
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Cases drop to 2554. Positivity rate drops to 8.7% while Recoveries are at 90%. If we can keep this trend till mid-May, dear Mumbaikars, we are a story. Let's do it. We are getting there. Keep safe. Keep masked.
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#KanhaiyaKumar is an example of The Great Indian Dream. A simple boy from a modest home earning just Rs 3000 per month does his PhD from #JNU . And shakes up a fascist government. And scares the daylights out of the communal corrupt crooks. More power to him.
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The BJP would have brought a Congress government down to its knees if #ArnabGate happened then on national security leaks. Over to the Congress. @Incindia
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BJP IS THE MOST CORRUPT, COMMUNAL AND CRIMINAL PARTY IN THE HISTORY OF DEMOCRACY WORLDWIDE. #ElectoralBondScam
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I will not provide documents for #NRC . Who is Amit Shah and Narendra Modi to determine my Indianness ? #CAB #CAA
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Only 50% of #Bhakts are idiots. The other 50% are bigger idiots.
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A private company , Tatas, orders 450 planes. The government of India sold the company to them. But congratulations are for Modi Ji from the BJP. Quite hilarious! Are we a joke or what? 😃
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Did BCCI turn against Virat Kohli because he defied their media whip and supported Mohammed Shami? We all know who runs BCCI.
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Dear Mr Modi, @narendramodi , I am putting up my BA, MA and MBA degrees here . Are you ready for the #DegreeFitHaiChallenge ? I await your response with high expectations.
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First Karnataka. Now Madhya Pradesh. Two large states have slipped right from under our nose just when the Indian map had registered big Congress colors. Yes, BJP is politically immoral and plays vulgar politics. But what does it say about us? Who is accountable? No one?
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5 years
If Arun Jaitley is an economist then I am a ballet dancer.
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3 years
If Congress was a corporate, by now the CEO and the entire board would have voluntarily submitted their resignations. The shareholders would happily accept it. A new CEO and team would be appointed. That’s life. It’s no big deal. Performance alone matters. Change is good.
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Dear #AdaniGroup PLEASE STOP using the Indian flag. Use your corporate logo. Don’t destroy India’s reputation built over decades by our freedom fighters, intellectuals, scientists and soldiers to cover your alleged share manipulation and accounting irregularities.
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My prediction: #UPA ( MINIMUM) : 165 #NDA ( MAXIMUM): 215 OTHERS ( MINIMUM): 140 A non-BJP/NDA Prime Minister will be sworn in May 2019.
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What is Prakash Javdekar watching today????
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2 years
When a leader constantly invokes the past, it means he has nothing to offer you for the future.
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Arvind Kejriwal’s arrest is a tipping point: This election is between BJP versus The People of India. The people of India will win.
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I appreciate and admire PM @narendramodi for making such a poignant, emotional farewell speech peppered with personal anecdotes for the distinguished gentleman @ghulamnazad Ji. Politics can do with such grace and dignity more often from all sides.
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2 years
Under BJP, you get a PayTM Under Congress, a TCS. Samjhe, 70 years ka matlab. 😀
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The real indicator of prosperity: Per Capita GDP of UK: $ 47000 Per Capita GDP of India: $2200 Take a deep breath, guys. Having the world’s third richest man means nothing for the average Indian.
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Dear #AdarPoonawalla Please name the powerful people making these threatening calls to you. At this crisis hour, we need to call out these unconscionable goons, whether they are politicians or businessmen or bureaucrats. Rest assured, Indians will protect you. @adarpoonawalla
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I know many are angry with #Modi for humiliating a dead man who cannot answer his lies back. #RajivGandhi But I am not angry with #Modi . He is not worthy of it. I pity him.
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We should be grateful that Arnab Goswami did not say that Rahul Gandhi smashed his car last night. Thank god! Whew!
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Delhi just defeated hate.
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I hope my dear Congress Spokespersons read my tweets on the Chinese investments on Twitter here as I was removed from internal WhatsApp groups as well where I would've ordinarily shared it with them in private. Good luck Pawan, Shama and gang: on this issue, hang in there. :-)
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Nauseating language being used by some repugnant characters against the late #RohitSardana . How crude can one get. I feel sorry for these pathetic lemmings who often pretend to be holier than thou.
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The story of two political parties: After 25 years in power, BJP sweeps Gujarat ( municipal elections). After 5 years, Congress cannot retain Puducherry.
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#KunalKamra is not just a stand-up artist anymore. He is become a national hero. Thanks to the infantile, churlish conduct of this insecure third-rate government.
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There is a meeting on to discuss the future of the Congress leadership. And the party. But my good friend Randeep Surjewalla has already counted the votes following the transparent elections at 99.99% for RG. This is our problem. Sycophancy.
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2014-2024. History will call it India’s Lost and Dark Decade.
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The Modi government is the most corrupt government in India’s history. The worms are crawling out of the can.
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Seriously, if Nirmala Sitharaman is an economist I am a belly dancer.
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Someone who speaks on multiple platforms in both English and Hindi several times, answering a wide range of questions, is a Pappu. Someone who has massive control of the media, holds not a single press conference in 9 years, reads choreographed stuff on radio and TV off a…
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One man walks 3500 kilometres to unite India. The other speaks on a teleprompter to divide and rule.
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Secularism is out. Next: Constitution?
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I am in Pune. And I think there are more crackers this year than ever before.
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My dear friend Sourav Ganguly was not scared of Glen McGrath or Curtly Ambrose or Wasim Akram. He is scared of Amit Shah.
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Japan's railway network, among the best in the world ( considered a role model by many) is privately owned. #JustSaying
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Bollywood has three kinds of stars: Superstars Aspiring superstars BJP-sponsored stars 🙂
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Plain speaking. Home truths. Well done Rahul Gandhi.
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Rahul Gandhi has got under PM Modi’s skin. Modi Ji appears uncharacteristically rattled. 😀
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Rahul Gandhi has checkmated Narendra Modi. The Prime Minister cannot hold a press conference even before fawning Indian media in 9 years. The truth the right-wingers must accept is that PM cannot do a Q and A abroad. Anywhere. No chance. Game, set and match.
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Narendra Modi is scared. Clearly. No man who believes he is winning an election would freeze the bank accounts of his main rival political party. This is not just dictatorship. This is fascism on steroids.
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RT if you think Narendra #Modi is the worst Prime Minister in our parliamentary history?
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Dinesh Karthik hands over captaincy to Eoin Morgan. Now politicians should take inspiration from that. 🤪
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Once upon a time the biggest box-office hit in India was a film called Amar Akbar Anthony.
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The Health Minister of Jordan resigned after 6 people died because of oxygen supply shortage in a hospital.
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Rajnath Ji has an innate simplicity and decency about him. He appears trustworthy, avoids spins.
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Very significant 👇🏽 “Talks are on, and they should resolve the issue — but to what extent, I cannot guarantee,” says @RajnathSingh to troops at Lukung, Ladakh:
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I come from an India where a political party with 303 seats in Parliament is .... scared of a stand-up artiste. 🤣
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