josué Profile Banner
josué Profile
josué

@joshnekoff

1,256
Followers
771
Following
344
Media
249,963
Statuses

if you torture data long enough it will confess to anything. #ussnaholic . Thusnelda's second husband. Peerless Scarred. Iron Gold.

Minas Tirith: City of Kings
Joined June 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
This guy is mad. He wants African Americans to have access to ancestral land in Nigeria????? You dey crase???
86
362
988
@joshnekoff
josué
1 year
They'll gaslight that man and tell him to accept the situation because "children are a gift from the Lord"
30
320
968
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
The Liberia founded by free slaves became a place where African Americans were brutalising the actual indigenous African population they met there. Please move. #SecureTheTribe
13
361
735
@joshnekoff
josué
3 years
@JayAndreas___ He's got mouths to feed. They're wasting his time.
0
3
563
@joshnekoff
josué
3 years
CU Boys leaving Chapel after Tuesday service 😭
34
327
504
@joshnekoff
josué
3 years
@ElvinMensah_ @FLOTUK that first babe is the funniest. definitely Nigerian
7
17
398
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
@issxry Can't lie the African/Nigerian accent is spot on
1
8
339
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
@jaquannotjason @uhammiri it's not him but it's still funny
2
3
251
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
@andrehteee For morale
1
0
175
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
@EnClaudeNeuf Yup. They have all that money, soon enough everyday fantasies are just normal to them. They have to start doing extreme shit to get a kick out of it.
1
7
152
@joshnekoff
josué
3 years
@iamlighte @simplysymmie Lol even season one didn't bang. The series is just there
3
14
149
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
@supadupacurl Funny thing is Mahershala Alli talked about the same thing and no one said a thing 😂
3
11
135
@joshnekoff
josué
3 months
A lot of people don't realise it but this thing women do in light of such situations is abusive. Give the man hell for doing the right thing, expecting him to accommodate your immaturity and punishing him for not doing so. May God give us good-hearted decent spouses
@Babajiide
Babájídé Dúróshọlá
3 months
The list of things GRV will hear for the next month - Go and ask cHika (for any request he ask his madam) - Random calls from Mrs GRV that they are fighting down the street he should go and settle - pet names out the window ! He shall be addressed by his govt name All this…
18
127
225
2
162
142
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
@supremeyoms Wilder out here invoking Nigerian spirits that don't even recognize his ancestry LMAO.
3
13
117
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
@EnClaudeNeuf It's also a power thing.
1
5
115
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
@Kings_A1 @thatsgotti @supremeyoms @peachxs___x Please he should untrace it we don't want
8
8
100
@joshnekoff
josué
3 years
Sex is truly transactional to a lot of women who argue otherwise - especially on a subconscious level. Guys make a joke about being part of a Stingy Men Association and you're reaction is to say you're "closing your legs". 😂
2
120
102
@joshnekoff
josué
3 months
Again, avoid marrying proud and stubborn people.
3
81
110
@joshnekoff
josué
1 month
I'm on like episode 3 of #3BodyProblem on Netflix. Bloody HELLLLLL.
6
8
106
@joshnekoff
josué
6 years
@KazekageSholz "almost about to stop" 😭😭😭
2
1
97
@joshnekoff
josué
3 years
"If you can't drive manual/stick, you don't know how to drive"
@asher_kine
THE KINE 🌕🖤
3 years
Please give me an instance of someone ‘glorifying suffering’?
130
111
313
5
153
97
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
An immigrant in a strange country should be making things better for you as a US citizen with ancestors going back a hundred years in the US? #SecureTheTribe
3
55
87
@joshnekoff
josué
5 months
@madebycharles I go talk my own. I no send. If you no wan talk to me again, no wàhálà, that's not a problem.
6
12
85
@joshnekoff
josué
7 months
who doesn't want to share the rest of their life with an attractive woman who loves them, shares their values and is amenable to conflict resolution?
@HeyObizzle
Bizzle
7 months
One thing for sure is that pick mes get picked
2
2
3
1
55
78
@joshnekoff
josué
1 year
@brandypapii What he's describing sounds like torture
0
9
74
@joshnekoff
josué
7 months
Just got DMed by the official Wheel Of Time handle on Twitter. My day has been made 😩😭
5
0
70
@joshnekoff
josué
10 months
@oluwatofunmii_ Someone that will remove koboko and threaten the babe
2
5
67
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
@marrgarritah That woman on Reddit was right sha.
1
8
62
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
@obianuju The crazy thing about this is that even if mental health professionals tried to stop him they would have been tagged TRANSPHOBIC.
2
5
55
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
We may need lawyers at the Jos protest! #EndSARS
5
155
59
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
The whole "women must submit to men in relationships/marriage" just makes me uncomfortable. Especially the way that word is abused. Seek partnership.
@aChildOf2Worlds
IJ | mwen pa sòt online
2 years
I’m in the mood for MESS. Tweet your cancellable relationship/dating take. 🌚
134
174
1K
0
12
56
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
@ewwitsgreg The guy is singing like say dem chook gun for him face 😂
3
1
54
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
@ETUKMMA You go chop abi you no go chop?
1
1
51
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
@NoMichJustElle @tatianakadeja Lmfao he is the red flag
0
3
55
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
It's deeply manipulative to accuse someone of "violence" because the person is asking you questions about your ideology that you can't answer. You can't even establish the building blocks of your ideology without gaslighting people because the ideology is baseless.
@sugabaddie
Sugabaddie 🌕
2 years
We are in trouble. Ladies and Gentlemen, we are dealing with a CULT. This is demented.
160
604
761
1
42
55
@joshnekoff
josué
1 year
@_Shininglights I'm not your "bro". I didn't ask you for your opinion.
1
0
55
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
Every other month we can pick an additional cause in society to protest against. God knows there are many.
@maziibe_
Ibe
4 years
I’m here sipping 🥃 and thinking of how do we keep this energy till 2023? #EndSARS #EndSWAT
119
5K
4K
1
42
52
@joshnekoff
josué
8 months
Let's get it.
@everymovieplug
Every Movie Plug 🎬 🔌
8 months
Netflix Plans 'TRIPLE FRONTIER 2' with Ben Affleck as star.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
72
173
1K
1
2
52
@joshnekoff
josué
5 years
You made a false rape accusation against someone but you don't want to apologise because of Twitter clout. As per your online rep is more important than his reputation? You're a bastard.
0
71
47
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
@Ldwam_ Waaan aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii
0
1
52
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
We were here just a year or two ago when men and women were labelled rape apologists by the various airheads on this platform for saying that both sides of a story need to be heard and that the statement "Believe Women" does more harm than good to society
@Baldilocks__
CYBER DOBERMAN
4 years
This whole Johnny Depp and Amber heard situation just made me realize that the "always believe the victim" mantra usually chanted in cases of abuse shouldn't take precedence over the evidence cos sometimes, the victim isn't who we really think it is.
100
3K
6K
1
96
51
@joshnekoff
josué
7 months
@SincerelyTops Look man. A non - Muslim lady in Kano, Nigeria was burned alive this year by every day Muslims because of "blasphemy". No such thing as Islamophobia in Nigeria
1
5
48
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
Please which Nigerian babe in the UK/US/Canada is looking for osban? I can speak good English & I can wash pant oh.
6
25
51
@joshnekoff
josué
7 months
I'm worried for Christian communities in the Middle Belt and Northern parts of the country this coming Friday. The extremist Muslims in Nigeria know how to telegraph and pick up violence being carried out by Muslims in other parts of the world enacting it in their communities
1
46
46
@joshnekoff
josué
2 months
I feel like the babies are the ones interested in this trend 😂😂😂
@CFCAkande
Akande49
2 months
Naw nigga YOU got 40 hours to respond bruv 😂
Tweet media one
1K
4K
47K
0
29
48
@joshnekoff
josué
1 month
@Hxg00 @Dentalgiorgio Blood of Zechariah 😂
3
1
49
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
This guy called Nigerian sending remittance back home to their country STOLEN DOLLARS ??? 😂😂 #SecureTheTribe
3
30
43
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
We need help in Jos! Protesters are being harassed by police & shot at #EndSARS
1
106
44
@joshnekoff
josué
10 months
@aanu_oluwapo If you like no clear your eye
0
0
40
@joshnekoff
josué
11 months
This four year old has more intensity and urgency in her play than Sambi Lokonga.
@jeffrey_dalyop_
ARTETA'S REVENGE
11 months
Made my day.
933
7K
27K
4
10
40
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
ShopRite leaving Nigeria is a huge red flag. It's not an "opportunity" for wealthier Nigerians to buy the franchise. Who will they sell to? The same customers with low purchasing power in an anti-capitalist economy that is making ShopRite leave in the first place?
1
79
37
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
It's amazing how people try to associate inherent morality, character or decency with sexual orientation.
@ElyKreimendahl
ely kreimendahl
2 years
i know so many straight people who NEVER talk to their exes and sooooo many queer people who are like “this is my ex-girlfriend and we share custody of our dog Skippy and she’s the godmother of my children oh and also we own a bar together”
542
7K
112K
1
19
33
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
@Echecrates Ahah. Don't say that. Maybe she'll go to the tourist sites tomorrow after church
4
1
36
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
Osibanjo is part of an administration that was kidnapping judges from their homes. Abi my eye dey pain me?
3
59
36
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
The funniest are the ones who actively encouraged and created this environment of toxicity where there's no room for nuance turn around and start complaining about the monster they've created, talking about wE nEeD tO bE mOrE oPeN mInDeD. Abeg shift 😂
2
43
36
@joshnekoff
josué
5 years
@twainyee @NGRFacts It's true. A non academic staff asked a student why he was doing that, saying he was "wasting" the straws. She didn't like the way he replied her and decided to "show" him.
4
1
30
@joshnekoff
josué
8 months
Super & Iron Men.
@everymovieplug
Every Movie Plug 🎬 🔌
8 months
You have only $90 to assemble the best team to defend Earth from an Alien Invasion.
Tweet media one
462
29
423
11
2
33
@joshnekoff
josué
6 months
It was a good movie
@everymovieplug
Every Movie Plug 🎬 🔌
6 months
You know it's a good movie when
152
1K
7K
7
1
37
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
Raphina can play LW and RW providing cover for Saka leaving Jesus to focus on #9 with Nketiah. Osimhen is injury prone, doesn't have Prem experience and isn't positionally fluid.
5
2
32
@joshnekoff
josué
1 year
GOD. ABEG. WE NEED THIS APP FOR ÉLECTIONS NEXT YEAR. JEHOVAH JIREH BIKONU 🙏🏾
1
29
34
@joshnekoff
josué
5 years
this Aasia Bibi case is a classic example of how unsafe it is for Christians in certain parts of the world. 8 years after being accused of blasphemy she's released for a lack of evidence and the general population still demand for her blood.
3
44
31
@joshnekoff
josué
1 year
@Bawzz_lady @ZumaXY @zegbua This man went on Reddit to literally insult the employees he fired. These are not juniors oh. These are senior engineers that even senior engineers in the industry respect. Doesn't matter how much money/influence one has, there are certain things you don't do.
2
9
35
@joshnekoff
josué
6 years
It's that billionaire je ne sais quoi
0
22
31
@joshnekoff
josué
3 years
Tweet media one
1
0
35
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
Wallahi. The lack of awareness is ridiculous. Associating everyday Nigerian conversations with American issues. This, by Nigerians who happen to be exposed to that culture is just exhausting.
@dondekojo
Ayobami
2 years
It's the height of Classism to say ordinary Nigerians cannot repurpose a meme that's been repurposed on different platforms by different demographics over the years. It's just dumb and ridiculous.
2
79
112
1
22
31
@joshnekoff
josué
7 months
The ones piling on Gal Gadot for supporting her country when it's under attack? Some people are not just jobless but also stupid.
0
36
34
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
You are an adult and you're complaining that the person chasing you has stopped chasing you when you've been ignoring them and giving them little energy. Are you a child? You think you are a character in a Nora Roberts novel?
0
29
28
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
@Kenosi__ @VillageParrot @isaveskins Same. Pasom I'm angry, I'm tired, there's so much hate in my heart rn
1
2
30
@joshnekoff
josué
3 years
FOR DARKSEEIDDDD
@_Teedot_
Sergeant Gbosewo
3 years
4 hours movie? For what now
4
0
0
7
55
33
@joshnekoff
josué
4 months
This is a bloody lie. Arabs were castrating black slaves so there would be no descendants of black slaves in Arab society.
2
21
33
@joshnekoff
josué
7 months
My wife and I are happily married, we know like 7 couples who are too. Change your circle maybe.
@Dippzle
dipo
7 months
idk how to shout this thing again but marriage is a waste of almost everyone's time, i doubt anyone knows 5 happily married couples & yet people still aspire to be part of that garbage institution.
6
28
19
2
39
30
@joshnekoff
josué
3 years
@TktKrilin @yashar even this explanation is horrible
1
0
29
@joshnekoff
josué
8 months
Idris Elba bodied this role iwl
@everymovieplug
Every Movie Plug 🎬 🔌
8 months
One of the best fight scenes 🔥
61
463
3K
0
3
30
@joshnekoff
josué
2 years
I still crack a smile when I remember Nigerians on this app think if you earn 1.7M/month you should have a driver. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
16
10
28
@joshnekoff
josué
6 years
@OfficialGracie_ I agree. In my experience girls can come to like/love a guy they didn't initially but it's not always the same when a guy is in that situation. So if a guy really likes a girl it's easier for her to come round to liking him than it would be for him to like her
1
4
28
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
What Ian Wright said tho. Auba staying with us in a scenario where key players usually leave. Auba's legendary status at the club is inevitable
0
7
26
@joshnekoff
josué
6 years
Tweet media one
1
6
27
@joshnekoff
josué
11 months
Everyone should check this out. 🚨
@everymovieplug
Every Movie Plug 🎬 🔌
11 months
The movie they really don’t want you to see
486
5K
10K
2
6
27
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
@Shepherds_Nest Or maybe, just maybe he doesn't want to get married (to anyone) at that point in his life? Not every life decision is centered around marriage as an adult
3
0
26
@joshnekoff
josué
6 years
@t0nit0ne "I love my partner but there is a secret sadness" that last line is so haunting 😖😖
0
0
26
@joshnekoff
josué
1 year
1
0
26
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
@paulkapture @__gershom Wetin Mbah no go see for this app? 😂
1
4
26
@joshnekoff
josué
7 months
Propaganda? Hamas killed a Jewish grandmother, used her phone to record the killing and uploaded the video to her own Facebook page where her daughter and granddaughter then found out about her death.
6
32
26
@joshnekoff
josu��
3 years
@Shomicita Like, it's just a bonnet.
0
1
25
@joshnekoff
josué
1 year
This gist on the TL is why I will continue to believe till tomorrow that you should be with people who truly share your values.
2
20
26
@joshnekoff
josué
5 years
After that Tiwa saga yesterday and the unnecessary bile thrown her way I can understand why she refuses to identify as a feminist. I don't agree with the decision but I get why.
4
35
21
@joshnekoff
josué
1 year
This is why I'm glad Osibanjo didn't even smell success at his party primaries. Some of you have no moral centre. Just tribalism, religion and vibes despite your education and exposure.
2
23
24
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
Please we need lawyers in Jos today for the #SARSMUSTEND protest. They want to arrest protesters!
3
61
23
@joshnekoff
josué
5 years
Lol this thing is just hilarious. So the boyfriend is supposed to reimburse her 50K now that he has 100K because she used her own money to pay for her rent like an adult? LMAOOO.
2
3
20
@joshnekoff
josué
4 years
@jakeonroad @qeorqee11 @deeismyrealtor @sablsw @scottquinonez @marymetal5 @MKChoice2 LMFAO this definition sounds like something you'd find on investopedia - so professional 😂😂😭😭👍
1
1
20
@joshnekoff
josué
1 year
@putasinghonit Lol she's me😂
0
0
23
@joshnekoff
josué
5 months
@madebycharles He needs true friends & mentors in his life. It's ridiculous at this point.
2
0
23
@joshnekoff
josué
1 year
@_Shininglights Don't be an uncultured idiot. Take your arse out of my mentions with your ridiculous stone age assertions. I won't tell you again.
1
0
22
@joshnekoff
josué
5 years
People are more concerned about a Presidential candidate missing the debates than the absence of the ACTUAL president. Tells you all you need to know
4
45
22
@joshnekoff
josué
6 months
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
@joshnekoff
josué
6 months
I really enjoyed hiking today
0
0
0
2
6
22
@joshnekoff
josué
20 days
Your argument was that people using that kind of language is a sign of AI being used for writing, which it isn't.
@paulg
Paul Graham
21 days
I've noticed a lot of people complaining jokingly that they now pause when they're about to use a fancy word. That's great. That's exactly what one should do — stop and think "is there a way to say this more simply?"
752
270
4K
4
13
21
@joshnekoff
josué
5 years
@CallMeKada common sense. It's really the ideal way to go
0
1
21
@joshnekoff
josué
9 months
For a lot of people it was thinly veiled tribalism. People I knew as pastors were supporting this guy because he's a Yorùbá man
@SeunEsq
Ben Oluwaseun
9 months
People who I trust their intellect believed in & actively rooted for BAT. Their argument ranged from he is competent & made Lagos what it was (through himself & Fashola) to he has done everything to get the top spot so he can finally remake Nigeria to a great place
5
76
70
1
24
22