Jordan Woods @jordanwoods960 Twitter profile

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Jordan Woods

1 year

Don’t let this twitter shit change you and have you moving in misalignment with your values, priorities, and purpose. Not for a day, not for a minute.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

11 months

Golden State having an all-time bad free agency.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

6 months

Golden State broadcast is comically biased it’s hilarious 😭😭, and no, every team’s broadcast isn’t like that.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Wait, all the Lakers vs. Nuggets games start before 9:00pm ET AND they’re on ESPN/ABC instead of hating ass TNT?? TURN ME UPP

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Steph couldn’t get this out of him? Interesting.

Legion Hoops

@LegionHoops

1 year

James Wiseman tonight: 23 PTS 7 REB 9-11 FGM Solid pickup for Detroit.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Lakers season basically.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

6 months

PSA to Lakers Fans: Malik Beasley is shooting 49% from 3 this year on 6 attempts. Matt Ryan is shooting 45% from 3 on five attempts.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

3 months

They said the owner called, the GM called, and Draymond sent a text them niggas was BEGGING😭😭😭😭💔💔🕊️

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

LAL should’ve done the work earlier in the season to consistently give Max Christie minutes so he’d be playable right now.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

You right, I don’t think anyone really cared

Sam Quinn

@SamQuinnCBS

1 year

I’m gonna be honest… this record isn’t really resonating with people. It kinda feels like the NBA is trying to make fetch happen. It’s insanely impressive. Nobody is denying that. But I just don’t think all that many fans really ever cared about the career scoring record.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

2 years

Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴

@big_business_

2 years

Russ is so bad at basketball it’s literally comical, like this is a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode only Larry David could write this.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

The wolves proceeded to score 16 points in the last 17 minutes of gameplay.

Swipa

@SwipaCam

1 year

That #1 Lakers defense since All-Star break is lookin’ like their numbers were boosted playing vs bad teams.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

5 months

This not a fireable quote?

Jovan Buha

@jovanbuha

5 months

Darvin Ham noted postgame that he prefers to keep Austin Reaves in the 27-to-28-minute range as it keeps him “fresh” and “efficient.”

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Wayment…Kyrie left Bron in 2018 offseason, Bron thugged it out. Kyrie left KD, and he couldn’t thug it out for another 40 games???? LMAOOOO

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

26 days

Bron and AD are no more flawed than any duo on the planet. Top 2-3 duo. If you can’t build a championship team around them, it says more about you than them as players. Far more.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

5 months

You’re saying this like it’s a clear cut 2?😭😭😭

shawty🐺

@whosenglish

5 months

WARNING🚨: extreme Lebron propaganda flooding the TL 🫵🏼Arm yourself with the truth

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

At this point I’m convinced Bron doesn’t even need the boot, he just wants an excuse to use the scooter 😭

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@joydeangela

1 year

LeHotWheels

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

@GuruLakers

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Here’s that 40 you asked for, bitch.

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

1 year

"I don't care. He's old. ... I don't respect no one until they come and give me 40." Dillon Brooks on his exchange with LeBron 😳 (via @espn_macmahon )

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

This one of the craziest linkups I’ve seen ngl

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Russ had a bad game and everyone chipped in tonight. Same thing happened the other night with Bron. Two necessary TEAM wins🤝🏾💯

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Not with that “feel out” game shit tonight. Go win.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

It’s comical at this point.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

3 months

Adam Silver has to do something about the Nuggets.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Last time Bron faced Steph in a playoff setting…talk soon.

B E T H A N Y ✨

@agirlnamebeff

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Lakers still have a vitally important game to play tonight, btw.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

So much has been made about the Lakers new editions via trade this season. But those new editions last night? A combined: 2-12, 8 pts, 3 TO. DLo benched in the 4th. Mo/Malik DNP Rui/Vando 24 minutes combined. Last night was won with the guys who have been here. Proud 💯🤞🏾

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

5 months

One day y’all gonna appreciate the defense Bron played in the 2023 Playoffs.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

5 months

Why be surrounded by loved ones when you can troll a team that isn’t even yours for hours, on a Twitter space.

Eli The Economist

@Flawlesslikeeli

5 months

On Christmas ? 😂😂😂😂

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

11 months

Reaves-Christie-Prince-Bron-AD lineups will feed generations this season.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

I feel a GSW overpay coming on

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

3 months

I see why Bron hasn’t shown up yet

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

HOW LONG HAS DENNIS BEEN IN?? @GuruLakers

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

@aryh21 And yet it wasn’t enough? Boy that sure sounds familiar…

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

2 months

This nigga Cole said Cam Reddish has potential, he just never got the chance…Kendrick wins.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

2 months

Read that article and tell me we don’t have the worst coach in the NBA.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

11 months

When the Lakers win Summer League, the NBA Cup, and the NBA Finals in the same season>>>>

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Maybe next time y’all will shut the fuck up. #LakeShow

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

6 months

Darvin Ham just walked past me and I almost said some very unfortunate things man.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

THEY SAID IT WASN’T DNA, IT WAS LAL.

Jovan Buha

@jovanbuha

1 year

LeBron James said he tore a tendon in his right foot — an injury that typically takes longer than four weeks to recover from. He said that doctors told him he healed from the injury faster than they’ve ever seen.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 month

Looking back at last season, a lot of y’all were very weird pretending Lebron wasn’t hurt, and that how he was playing at the end of the season was him healthy…like he just randomly fell off😭

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

7 months

ON EVERY THING I LOVE NO ONE SAID DUDE WAS A FUCKING SAVIOR. PEOPLE THOUGHT HE COULD BE A GOOD COMPLIMENTARY PIECE WITH A SOMEWHAT FULL ROSTER, which there is ZERO data on ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. Are y’all being intentionally dense???

E Booker✊🏾

@E_Book88

7 months

Max Street boys what’s yall excuse for tonight? He been getting COOKED all night

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Lakers are winning game 5.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

2 months

But hey, at least we got Austin Reaves right??💯💯🤞🏾💪🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾 #Untouchable

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

I turn 27 today🥹 🎈 I’m so appreciative of the birthday love that you all have shown me already— it’s barely noon! 😭🤍. Thank you so very much. Enjoy a photo of younger me, photo of me from sometime in the past year, and poem I wrote on my typewriter this morning🤞🏾

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

2 months

I get their philosophy now… he’s not playing back to backs. So you ask, what’s the best way to ensure a win? You play against the bucks, you could win or lose. You play against the Grizzlies, you’re probably winning. Plus conference opponent. 6 game trip. Not mad at it.

Underdog NBA

@Underdog__NBA

2 months

LeBron James (ankle) listed doubtful for Tuesday.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

4 months

LAL gave up KCP, Caruso, Drummond and are now on the market for a backup big, guard defender, and three point shooting…think about that.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

@JamesEdrick3 And this one was actually a lob😭

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

11 months

Shutting the fuck up is literally always an option.

Kris Pursiainen

@krispursiainen

11 months

What's going on with Klutch Sports? Here's what I've heard on why Ant Edwards and OG Anunoby recently left the agency, including some details about a possible shift in business endeavors for Rich Paul:

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

I know Bron has at least one more of those generational playoff runs in him... just get there.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

14 days

I turn 28 today 🕺🏻 🥹 Getting old. Haven’t had time to type up the poem on the typewriter yet, but I’ll get to it! My grandmother was so proud of this card she gave me, and it actually made me shed a lil tear. Appreciate all of the birthday love and constant fellowship 🖤 🎂 🙏🏾

Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

I turn 27 today🥹 🎈 I’m so appreciative of the birthday love that you all have shown me already— it’s barely noon! 😭🤍. Thank you so very much. Enjoy a photo of younger me, photo of me from sometime in the past year, and poem I wrote on my typewriter this morning🤞🏾

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

More breaking Lakers news: I have signed a 5-year, fully guaranteed deal to stay a fan of the Los Angeles Lakers, post-Bron era. Contract details forthcoming.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

11 months

“Enjoy your light, just know I’m the Sun” is a bar I don’t care what y’all say😭😭

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

THE FIRST UNANIMOUS?? SHOUTOUT TO A BLACK KING

Chris Haynes

@ChrisBHaynes

1 year

Sacramento Kings head coach Mike Brown is the first unanimous Coach of the Year recipient in NBA history. Well deserved honor.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

4 months

If you can’t trust the FO to build around Lebron and AD, why would you trust them to build around AD and a star who isn’t even there yet, with less assets?

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

A Lakers win tomorrow would be their most impressive playoff victory since Bron got there. Feels like an uphill battle, but it’s possible.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Evergreen.

🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Pls somebody I need that shot of Darvin with his hands in his pockets right behind LeBron, taking the three from the letters 🤣🤣🤣

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

10 months

How I’m showing up to the Bron v AD Civil War Space tonight:

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

6 months

Christie hive and Reddish hive unite.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

7 months

Takes a special kind of little bitch to pick on a man building a platform based on his genuine love for ball, while you run in circles with middle aged men hosting corny fake therapy sessions instead of attending the ones they desperately need to in real life. Get off your knees.

NO SAUCES ENT. 

@b0y1da_

7 months

#SpaceGang

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

28 days

It’s cooked. Never been more cooked.

Michael Corvo

@michaelcorvo_

28 days

Darvin Ham said he took Anthony Davis’ comments after G2 that the Lakers “have stretches when we don’t know what we’re doing” as “frustration”, and he’ll “agree to disagree” with AD. Ham said the Lakers coaching staff prides itself on being organized.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

5 months

And then to start 2024, from January 3rd through January 27th…the Lakers… ⁃Have a stretch of 11/12 games at home ⁃Leave the state of California ONCE ⁃Have no back to backs They’ll be able to practice. Not have to travel. That’s where we should stack a ton of wins.

coach xavier

@thexavierjoseph

5 months

lakers next five game are..........whew anything 3-2 and over is amazing

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

I’m watching Duncan Robinson be a better playmaker than D’Angelo Russell in the conference finals and y’all wanna put all the blame on the 38 year old, fuck y’all 😭😭🤣

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

3 months

@SwipaCam Warriors wanting Bron😭

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

6 months

Had my first longer form project air on TV last night. Very thankful. Hopefully it’s the first of many to come 🙏🏾

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

11 months

Why lie? This not what Jovan said😭😭😭, top 2 worst Lakers Twitter account.

🦉 Lakers Vino

@VinoUncorked

11 months

The Los Angeles Lakers are “extremely” confident they will be able to sign Bruce Brown from the Denver Nuggets for the full ntpMLE ($12.4m) as soon as free agency begins. - @jovanbuha

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

They told me this was a super team.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 month

NICK WRIGHT COOKING THAT WANNABE YMCA YOUTH LEAGUE HEAD COACH JIM PARK IN 8K, IN FRONT OF 8K🔥🔥🔥

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Got a new producer job today. Great way to end the week❤️‍🔥💯🙏🏾

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

5 months

Russell Westbrook would never and I don’t give a fuck what people say. This dude is TERRIBLE

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

6 months

Bron played 23 minutes in a W on the first leg of a back to back☺️

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

7 months

The Lakers were playing their 3rd game in 4 nights, down 3 front court rotation, players by the way. So miss me with the “Back to back” shit.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

3 months

DLo and Reaves balling on the same night??

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

End them tonight. My heart can’t take anymore.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

He can’t be the best in the world anymore. I’m sorry.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Déjà vu. #LakeShow

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

👀👀

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

2 months

Resting for the lakers with the season on the line is crazy, no matter how easy that Utah game should be

Underdog NBA

@Underdog__NBA

2 months

Stephen Curry (rest) listed out for Sunday.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Glad they didn’t just lay down after that 3rd quarter spurt by GSW. Just gotta hope AD is ok, and if he is we should be too🤞🏾🤝🏾. On to game 6.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Not only can Bron & Russ play together, but if you put the right three out there around them, it’s lethal.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Of all those people you know and sources you have, not one of them taught you how to be a real nigga? Lame as fuck. @SbtaughtU

GongagaSOLDIER

@MeGongaga__

1 year

Warrior fans celebrating Anthony Davis‘s injury #LakeShow #LakersNation

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

2 months

Warriors went from fighting us over a fake chain, to being on the verge of losing the shirt off their back. God bless.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

5 months

My work producing and directing has been on TV, print, and web for some of the biggest brands and most prominent people in the world, and I’ve only been in the lane I’m in for two years. Trust when I say no one is working harder than me. Merry Christmas.

Space Gang

@spacegang30

5 months

Work harder…

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

11 months

Get Eli up there if you want an all-time moment in twitter history.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

LMAOOOOOOOO THEY ARE CRAZY😭😭, didn’t grab a mic, didn’t say a word. It’s only 1-0 Dub Nation geez, still a long series💛💙💛💙💛💙💛

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

2 months

And please don’t bitch if these dudes have dead legs and lose tomorrow. They played their asses off, CTE and all.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

Urkle dropped me before I said a single word wow😭😭, I had legit basketball questions

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

1 year

AD showing a different level of toughness. On a night where Bron has been very bad, he’s carrying, on a bad ankle. Can’t say enough. Now please close it.

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Jordan Woods

@jordanwoods960

11 months

Durant real for that.

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@jordanwoods960