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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

21 days

🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

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If the Lakers get swept I’m retiring from Twitter

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

There is no way these dudes own the NBA 😂😂😂 life crazy as hell

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Lebron James is the smartest man in the universe

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

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Klay is officially tired of this Jordan Poole shit 😂😂😂

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

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Embiid took 3 steps, hit the defender in the face with the ball and got 2 fts 😂😂😂 I’m going to bed y’all got it✌🏾

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Ayo @NBAonTNT we need answers for CJ’s head on J Hart’s body 🤣😭😭

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Man o man if this was a Lebron tweet

Giannis Antetokounmpo

@Giannis_An34

1 year

I’m tired of the disrespect. I’m coming.

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Jayson Tatum responds to Bron’s early morning post on IG “Dawg you played 48 (mins) last night go to bed”💀

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Does a 40 point lead count? I’m trying to see something📸

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

1 year

"I don't care. He's old. ... I don't respect no one until they come and give me 40." Dillon Brooks on his exchange with LeBron 😳 (via @espn_macmahon )

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

CP3 when he sees his suitcase on the lawn and rest of his clothes in the pool

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Lebron with the game on the line when Curry takes MVP

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Forget a Kyrie Austin is this teams’s point guard Get a CENTER!!!!!!!!!!! LAKERS NEED A CENTER!!!!!!

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

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NBACentral

@TheDunkCentral

11 months

Kyle Kuzma is looking for $30 million per season, per @HPbasketball

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

The pettiness Dennis assaulted the Timberwolves bench with has been living in my head, RENT FREE

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

1 year

This angle of Dennis Schroder’s clutch three last night 🔥 (via _michaelmorales10/IG)

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Lonnie is never letting go of that game ball 🔥

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

3 months

Did Draymond just threaten to shank a player in broad daylight 😭

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Nah man Pop had Dejounte tamed & caged why is he decapitating dudes😭

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

I would argue that he’s is ABSOLUTELY running from the grind. Zero realistic title expectations is actually pretty comfortable

NBACentral

@TheDunkCentral

2 years

“I’m loyal to what I believe. I do love living in Portland. I do love playing for the Trail Blazers. But I’ve built this. I’ve been part of this for 10 years…I know what means something to me in my heart. And that’s winning a championship here.” - Dame (Via Complex)

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Kyrie is now in Sacramento at the game Bro is speed dating the league 💀

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 month

Wait WTH?!?!?!?!

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

3 years

ESPN wanted to gas the Millsap & Aldridge signings but Perk didn’t get the memo. Wait for Perk’s analysis 😂😂😂

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Even Devin Booker knows that the Lakers failures mean more than the Suns’ accomplishments LMAO

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Devin Booker working out in the arena after losing to the 36ers

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

10 months

Kobe told y’all what would happen with James Harden’s game and every year y’all still act surprised

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Darvin ham is matching Jarred Vanderbilt minutes with Ja Ladies and gentlemen, we were bamboozled all season long 😭😭 He knows exactly what to do!!!!!

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

I still can’t believe Rich Paul took Adele on several horrible dates to Crypto to watch these Lakers 😭

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

5 months

Which 22? 😭😭😭

Ja Morant

@JaMorant

5 months

22 ain’t talked about enough

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

11 months

Pat Bev’s greatest quote ever😭

Aasin

@aasinitall

11 months

this was the funniest season ever I’m sorry

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Checks clock 8 mins left in 4th AR, the youngest guard on the team to everyone: “We’re in bonus” AD: Shoots 8fts en route to 16 4th qtrs points

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

That blow out made us forget Lebron hates these dudes so much he tried to throw it off the glass to himself like he was 26 yrs old 🤣🤣

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

3 months

“Rui might have had a career high in assists too, I think he had 1” 💀 -Austin Reaves

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Ayoooo Isaiah Thomas just put Draymond Green in a pack and shipped him to Nantucket😭😭😭 “ You have 4 rebounds, 3 assists and 2 points…grade school game”💀

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Me to my boys after we leave the club

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

James Harden & Lil baby taking McClung to the club after the dunk contest

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

4 months

WOW OMG 🤯 AD on seeing more of the playoff starter lineup: “That’s on coach. That’s on coach.”

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Can Darvin be a player coach? He’s better than anyone on the free agent list and fills all the lakers holes 😭

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Savannah: Wake up! Best friend huh?! Did you know about this?! Bron:

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

LMFAOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Devin Booker has to be the least cared about NBA 2K cover athlete ever

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Lebron is 4-19 AD has 5 shot attempts D’LO is out Lakers are up 16. Is this what depth feels like?😭

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

3 months

This is not the sound of a 20yr old man This is the sound of a 10 yr vet

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Waking up after they lied to you and convinced you that you were better than Lebron

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!

Tim MacMahon

@espn_macmahon

1 year

X-rays on Ja Morant were negative, according to Taylor Jenkins.

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

3 years

When the Lakers 11th man in the rotation is unstoppable... And you haven't seen the 2 best players in the world yet.

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

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dash

@spamsdotcom

2 months

@GuruLakers no change no zone. No trap.. what is going on… no switch of defender 😂

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

3 years

Lebron wondering how this Rachel Nichols Maria Taylor stuff ended up being about him

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Lebron never getting cooked in front of Savannah 🤣🤣🤣

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

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LMFAOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

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Lakers fans when any player becomes a free agent

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Just so I’m keeping score Lakers: Lose best 2 players to injury Twitter: Y’all would have still lost, stop crying, injuries part of the game Grizzlies: lose their 5th and 8th best players Twitter: Grizzlies would have swept if healthy, doesn’t count.. Also randomly &

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

9 months

Tag somebody that you KNOW will absolutely hate this 🤣🤣🤣

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Never seen nobody run from smoke this fast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Rewatching, here I don’t think Russ was a fan of Bron/AD getting the ball from him and sending him to the corner on the two prior possessions, so before that could happen Russ decided he was taking a shot regardless of clock situation. I know, a reach🤷🏾‍♂️

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Bron just told Dillon Brooks he’s not man enough to be raising his voice to him my goodness 😭

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Edit is insane man who’s running this account😭

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

1 year

The evidence is clear... Pat Bev and the Bulls have been eliminated from playoff contention 📸😅

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

7 months

Christian Wood responds to Giannis 💨 “Just circled the game on my calendar” 👀🍿

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

we love the hustle, but don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever do that again Bron😭😭😭😭

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 months

“That’s a helluva ball club over there”

Khristina Williams

@Khristina

2 months

What do you tell your team at halftime down 37?

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

By this point Ja had only attempted 14 shots, had 6 turnovers and 2 assists. Just making sure we all are aware of the facts.

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

11 months

LAKERS ENDED THE WARRIORS

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania

11 months

Golden State Warriors four-time NBA champion Draymond Green is declining his $27.5 million player option for 2023-24 season and will enter unrestricted free agency, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul told @TheAthletic @Stadium .

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

11 months

“This one is for you” 🤣 Lebron obsession will never end

NBA

@NBA

11 months

"We love you Denver, this one is for you!" Nikola Jokic rallies Nuggets fans with his speech at the championship parade! #bRINGItIn Watch on NBA TV and the NBA App:

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

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Dame just got on IG live just to read comments 💀 he’s at the end

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

11 months

While you were sleeping, Max Christie turned into a rim attacking finisher… through traffic😈 🔜

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

In case you were bamboozled into thinking that Dillon Brooks did a good job holding LeBron James in check Here are the matchup numbers for the possessions Brooks was the primary defender on LeBron 15 points 6-10 FG% 3-5 3pt% 3 assists Bron was smart, didn’t force the issue,

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

7 months

LMFAOOOO🤣🤣🤣nah nba players be needing a W against the Lakers like they need air

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

When LeBron‘s current contract expires in summer 2023, the Lakers will have $80 million in projected cap space. He definitely ruined the Lakers 😂

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

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THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD LOST HIS MAN BALL WATCHING 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

All “Stick It To The Lakers” 1st Team

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@GuruLakers

1 year

Nunn & 3 2nds

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Bron haters are on life support right now 😂😂😂😂

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

11 months

Woke up to a 6’11 human on the lakers roster 🤙🏾

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

📸🎥

NOLA BREAUXS⚜️

@NolaBreauxs

1 year

@GuruLakers We 8.5 games up on y’all right now in December. How many games do we finish above y’all by end of season? 😂

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Lakers fans watching Malik Monk torch the warriors

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

The owner of your favorite franchise could never 🤣 #LakeShow 💜💛

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

In game one of the playoffs Darvin goes to Rui and Vando minutes along with AD He knew the whole time didn’t he😭

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 months

Retiring a Laker ✅ Statue✅ Front office position ✅ 🔜 😈

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 month

This one…mean something to me

Stace 💜💛

@DSTacey1913

1 month

“You want him to play both sides. Put him in pick & rolls, put him in pin downs… force him to switch, if not… attack him.” — Rajon Rondo, on how to prepare for Jokic.

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Dude been an undercover fanboy the whole time🤣🤣🤣nah man he’s in character 📸

Dillon Brooks

@dillonbrooks24

12 years

"Its about dam time" the champion Lebron James

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@GuruLakers

2 years

WE HAVE NEVER SEEN A PLAYER GO ON NATIONAL SYNDICATED RADIO TO SELL HIMSELF LIKE THIS!!! WHAT!!!!!!!

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

3 months

There wasn’t an available 3rd option that can do this playing with Bron & AD Many have tried, none have come close to this

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 months

D’Angelo Russell loves the Lakers Life

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Remember when he said stop talking sh*t

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 months

Darvin knowing he can finally bench Rui again

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania

2 months

Lakers guard Gabe Vincent is scheduled to join team during current road trip and is expected to be available to play vs. the Nets on Sunday barring setback, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium . Vincent has been out since Dec. 20 due to knee surgery.

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Jordan Clarkson trying to get Bron to include him in the Jazz deal 😭😭

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

10 months

No other player in the league can do this btw

Los Angeles Lakers

@Lakers

10 months

AD. Is. Everywhere. Break down AD's defense to offense effort in the latest Lakers Film Room.

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

8 months

Not the role reverse switch up 🤣🤣🤣 Boi talked about Lakers all summer now he’s ducking smoke

Katy Winge

@katywinge

8 months

Coach Malone in response to some of the talk coming out of LA: “I don’t listen to any of that stuff, I don’t know what they’re saying.” Says the Nuggets have tremendous respect for the Los Angeles Lakers.

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Get whoever said “it’s the Warriors Father” keys to the city immediately 😂

BenMahgar24

@BMahgar

1 year

Dlo at my school getting up shots at 10 am #lakeshow

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

3 months

17 asts & 1 Turnover Dejounte Murray will NEVER perform this feat in his lifetime

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

3 years

Nah man😂😭 Lakers in 5 for real

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

I think Dillon Brooks assumes that the Lebron he sees in December is the same Lebron that exists in late April

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

NBACentral

@TheDunkCentral

1 year

Scott Foster is the crew chief for tonight’s Suns/Clippers game

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Proof that they don’t watch the games

First Take

@FirstTake

2 years

"I came on the air and talked about how Anthony Davis was a top-seven player. I take it back. Damn it, he don't look like it. ... What has happened to Anthony Davis?" 😳 @stephenasmith

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 years

Promise you Bron trying to show TF out for Aaron Donald 😂😂

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Kuz’s villain arc has been a spectacle

NBACentral

@TheDunkCentral

1 year

“They’re frontrunners. They’re just extra. They talk when they’re winning. They don’t say s— when they’re losing. Their whole thing over there is just annoying.” - Anonymous NBA player’s issue with the Memphis Grizzlies (Via @TheAthletic )

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

“We didn’t lose the game because of the officials” Oh man they better put Kerr’s loved ones in Witness Protection before the Cult starts to purge 😭

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

2 months

Oh boy…lol

kash.wick

@wickdawizard

2 months

@GuruLakers Bench a 6’10 Wing for a 6’3 guard ? Ion think Darvin is that slow

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

1 year

Me watching a Bron do prime Derrick Rose dunks at 38

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

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AD showed me heart this series man I need him to retire a Laker

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

10 months

Pat Bev says D’lo had has best shooting season ever and nobody is talking about it D’lo: “Nobody talking about it. What I gotta do Pat?” Pat Bev: Get more techs!

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🏆LakersGuru🏆

@GuruLakers

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Chemistry LOADING 💜💛💯

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