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I do science 🧬 lift heavy shit 💪🏼buy J's and say funny stuff from time to time. 1906 🧊 🤙🏼 🤴 w/ a 👸

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@MrGee54 old world "walk" friendly city designs, generally less calories in foods and significantly smaller portions.
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@MarkTauscher65 @KurtBenkert @redditPackers @NFL correct, so make the Chiefs defense do the same. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@KaivanShroff I've never seen such expertly laid bait 😂
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🤚🏼 they should be the wealthiest family on earth. The cell line generated from her tumor cells has supported so many discoveries....
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Raise your hand if you’re a scientist that’s ever been forced to use Henrietta Lacks’ (HeLa) cells in the lab 🙋🏾‍♀️ I cried. I said are there ANY other cells we can use? They said NO. Not for the protocol we were using. SO MANY scientific discoveries were made using her cells.
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@KeithIsmael60 @MarkTauscher65 @KurtBenkert @redditPackers @NFL you act like the chiefs stopped Josh. Quite literally determined by a coin toss based on game flow.
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@GeorgeFoster72 he was such a good prospect and pro that I think if he said in May he was mentally recharged and ready to play again, there would be 25 teams on the line.
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Ye's ear for music is ridiculous & the diversity of his source music is 🤯
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@epricefl @asherfreiman7 @CollinRugg @realpeteyb123 no we are not 😂 a 200,000 ton vessel hitting something at that speed would decimate any manmade structure. F = MV doesn't care about politics
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@solomonmissouri 16 teenagers is 16 pizzas, 64 wings and 3 orders of cheesy bread and some dessert 😂
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@justasisterfro2 wait.... Michael Jeffrey Harden... is that you?! 😂
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@AskWhy05 they shouldn't be allowed to not have a helmet on in their dreams 🤣
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@TMZ_Sports better get familiar with flo milli 😂
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@ImToBlame @Slangdini the southernest southerner that ever southern-erd 😂
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@Thrilla_dondada @MrGee54 commonly said thing but all food is processed & a lot of those differences aren't necessarily obesogenic
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@Ferd_Turgeson announcers when they see they have WVU on their schedule next season 😂
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@ParekhUdit @wowistaken is that Steve Harvey 😂😂😂
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@GeorgeFoster72 My big back senses kicked in and I noticed the cookout cup on the dresser... post game cheeks with a belly full of cheerwine and a burger tray 😂
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@MrGee54 smelling like shitrus 😂
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@luckykidtay this is not racist. He's disguised as a dude playing another dude. It's art 😂
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@solomonmissouri I preach this gospel to anyone who will hear 🤣🤣🤣 the greatest bread ever invented lol
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@thegates0fmel if you lined up the atoms of the things beyond them, how many trips to the sun could we make? 😂
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@jemelehill soon his transformation will be complete
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@Tony_Kudo the AHHH 🤣
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@MrGee54 That man dodged a bullet....
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@Suzuki_Bj someone cough at dinner and an entire family tree would get chopped down...
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@TheCosby the entire silk sonic album lol
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@mikegolicjr every time Russ posts something & Ciara not in it 😂
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@Jordan_Elise he's who I use to remind folks that Maryland is the south lol
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@TJECS206 @DragonflyJonez because the DBs are so shocked he actually threw it 😂 by time the realize it, it's too late. It's like when you get hit on by a baddie but don't realize it until you're in the car 😂
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@hosienation this is the science equivalent of what K Dot had in the tuck someone drop the alc beat kinda low in the background 😂
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@Frediculous this one for me
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@JoshuaPHilll I just saw this tweet & just got this email... this is why we leave people tf alone. People >>>> corporate profits
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@DrunkUncTony especially someone with his earning potential, they'll lock that man into a suge knight deal and get that $ back with interest lol
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@BarkyBoogz ahahahahaha yeah... meerkat knuckles hahahaha
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Like I helped develop and validate an assay to detect monkeypox but I'm supposed to sit here on twitter and go back and forth with someone who thinks getting vaccinated makes you magnetic 😂
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@sundownActProof that field is real small and why is the ball shaped like that?
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@thevegdoc no it's you all lol
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@wavy80baby this list 🤣🤣 not that the verses aren't good... but damn man, not one non NY rapper & nothing in the last 2 DECADES lol
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@uche_blackstock in other words, the thing we all knew would happen.... happened.
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@Ilan_ya @culturaltutor great thread and great add on read. this is an example of what this bird app can/should be
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@big_business_ "she's not" >>> "that twat" >>>> every other adlib this year 🤣
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@shecallsmeking3 out this mf looking like @spiceadams 🤣
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If you want to privatize profits... don't try to socialize the losses. If deregulation is your drink of choice you gotta eat any L's that come, no help is on the way.
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Whoa! Here it is. The moment in 2018 when Donald Trump removed the Dodd-Frank regulations that would have prevented the Silicon Valley Bank collapse. Don’t let anyone forget this.
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@CoryTownes dot pre-asked God for forgiveness 😂 I mean it's literally that Key & Peele skit of the MMA fighters. I truly believe it doesn't get so heavy if Drake doesn't drop Family Matters.
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@SlimHeroics my workplace, place of worship, my online retailer 😂
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@solomonmissouri covid morphed from a mass casualty to a mass disability event & the impacts and implications of that are going to shape healthcare and policy for generations.
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@FoxStrikes @citazworld no they just haven't tone shifted from the get it and go to the ICU days. Dying is no longer the biggest risk. Surviving but being maimed is... getting maimed is "mild" compared to dying.
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@DragonflyJonez @wipeyman The blog era is my personal golden era. Lupe, Wale, Spitta, Mac, Cudi, early Drake, Cole, Krit, Frank Ocean....
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@Son_ImSleep selling homes is about selling dreams....
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@MelaninKy92 @ms___dale @mac_phi it's a troll yall 😂 those are pound plates lol
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@jiggyjayy2 and if he paid attention to the people applauding him... he might just for a split second realize he's on the wrong side
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@HisfavoriteTing I never bring my lunch to work again. I'm still going to work btw.... but every minor inconvenience or splash of good weather will result in me calling out 🤣
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@fakeshoredrive
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You might think you’re getting to it, until you read about how Puff lived for one month…in 1999 🥵
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@BruceIronsNFL Bears in Chicago and after the W I want 10ve in the post game interview to say "I guess there's been a change in ownership"
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@Son_ImSleep they tired of being the "dinner nigga" 😂 said call me for dessert 🤣🤣🤣
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Your air fryer after you leave the kitchen
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My air fryer understood the assignment 🤤
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@LauraMiers yeah when I tell people more people have died since we've "declared it over" than when we shut the world down people can't believe it.
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@solomonmissouri I knew the OP was in south africa before I even looked. SoAf twitter consistently has the worst takes on this app 😂
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@285Slim Awareness 99 Hit Power 99 Speed 92 🤣
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@roywoodjr @_ShamGod flawless use of that scene 🤣
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@rusnackor @JoeAlderman11 @historyinmemes perfect example of survivor bias 🙂
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@YUNGcoke this like one of those rpgs where if you turn left when you first hit the world map, the final boss just there chilling 🤣
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@solomonmissouri my littles have no clue why Daddy been busting out randomly sayin "wop wop wop wop wop" but they do that child hysterical laughing when they hear it 😂
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@solomonmissouri OVO ice cream truck coming Summer '24 😂
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@TylerIAm I'm a big nigga, I de-escalate at all times cuz I know nobody gonna even try to throw hands with me... they going straight to the heat 😂 take an L on the argument stay out the ER.
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All 8 of y'all on here who interact with me gon' see this before anyone else lol lifetime dl pr 👀 345kg (760.6lbs) #scientistswholift
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@GrantBrisbee @DragonflyJonez barry is an elite equal opportunity troll let him live lol
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And this is at 1Atm... Roughly ~300 atm at the depths that sub was going to. It would've been a few milliseconds with so much heat & light generated and for all intents and purposes instantaneous un-aliving.
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What an implosion looks like (this is a thermal one not a pressure one) but this is how fast that vessel would have crushed if not faster
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@TendentiousG damn man... not voting has consequences 😢
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Can a DEI borrow a french fry?!
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Shoutout to all my real DEIs.
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@gabalexa @HarlemMC Coming back to check on this on March 9th 😅 #iykyk
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@CeeHawk it wasn't just the seeing.... that sunshine no joke 🤣
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@RussellEngland @ross_moy @devisridhar antivax campaign driven by RFK Jr
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@55mmbae your air fryer when you come in on its "day off" 😂
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@edsbs no it wouldn't... there would be more statues up of him than Robert E. Lee when he retired 😂
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@21CoachDouglas 🤣🤣🤣
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Do yall just keep the tin foil hats in like your lunch box or book bag? Cuz the sun is just rising and yall done already blamed the bridge collapse on: •Russia •an EMP •a cyber attack •intentional crash (terrorism) •Biden •NWO •Pete Buttigieg
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@SneakerPhetish 208k year as my annual income floor? Yeah sign me up. I'll take care of the credit score 😂
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@knockdownshorty 😂😂😂
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@DragonflyJonez Passionfruit extract
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