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My life like a Roc Marciano verse

Doha, Qatar
Joined March 2011
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Shukumei
5 years
Be a cold day in hell before I cancel Rihanna.
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You next in line Ms.Doubtfire
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Caitlyn Jenner
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Good Riddance #OJSimpson
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21 days
Drake calling Rick Ross racist is exactly what a white person would say in response
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2 years
Kobe portrait >> Live, Love, Laugh
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bria celest
2 years
Men really be wanting to hang up pictures of random athletes in the living room 😭
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3 years
Men love to plan things for women they actually like.
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3 years
Student loans must got the best cyber security team known to man
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4 years
Young Thug reminding people at the end of every rant that he really kill people.
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5 years
Made my way to Miracle Garden in Dubai this weekend....a thread
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4 years
Black women just saying protect us. And niggas on the TL making it debatable lol.
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2 years
They done gave my dog big Glo a live band. She got that whole stadium rockin
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2 years
I love when people bring up "What were they doing before modern medicine" as a point. They were dying.......
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7 years
How I drop my plate off at the sink when I'm done eating, while somebody washing dishes.
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4 years
Teyana Taylor looking good as hell
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8 years
You call her Stephanie????......I call her Headphaniiiiiiiiieeeee
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1 month
Calling yourself a “hidden gem” cause you don’t be at clubs is nuts
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4 years
When your partner bid low and ended up with 8 books himself
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6 years
I didn’t need another reason to think Jay Z the Goat...... But here go another reason.
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3 years
Needing FDA approval while thinking the government tryna kill you at the same time will never not be funny. People just all over the place lol
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2 months
She was light skin but kept using dark skin emojis. It bothered the hell out of me.
@LihleGamaB
Lihle Gama B 💕
2 months
what is the pettiest reason, why you wouldn’t date a someone?
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3 years
Franklin get a lot of love for the “Brick by Brick scene. But Leon had a moment just as good too that deserve attention. “Snowfall” just got some great actors #SnowfallFX
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5 years
How she look at you When you show up to date night she planned in a Nike Tech suit.
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6 years
I watch Drake go on a tour dissing Meek in every city with pics and everything. Pusha speak about his beef in a few interviews and now it’s “your press run all about Drake”. Y’all change up way too much lol
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1 year
Announcing you not single anymore in the DC area is going to a Wizards game together.
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3 years
Moving to a new city with no friends or family and just figuring that shit out take a lot courage for a person to do it.
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8 years
Frank Ocean gave y'all "pyramids". He don't have to make anymore music after that.
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5 years
This shit look crazier in person.
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5 years
Cashier watching niggers fighting in Louis V store.
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1 year
Shit been weird since people turned working in IT, into a personality.
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10 years
When u tell her u not really lookin for a relationship after yall been fuckin for months n she try to act cool wit it http://t.co/mVSO5D7lvK
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3 years
Me staring at the ATM when I’m done to make sure that shit really finished.
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1 month
Aries for sure. They all want grace but lack empathy
@Babybonnieee
Bonnie ✮
1 month
Most manipulative zodiac sign and goooooo
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Shukumei
2 months
Tweet says nothing about learning sweetheart. If you could read that would help. Ironically.
@Miss_Goodrich
Miss
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Not all of us read books to learn this is not saying as much as y’all think 😭😂 meanwhile I’m learning more and a visual learner …. Watch documentaries and educational thoughts and ideas
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1 year
It’s sad to see people say they can’t even get pass Season 1 of Snowfall. Literally one of the best black TV series ever. R.I.P John Singleton
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1 year
Treat yourself sometimes
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2 years
How people look at you when they find out you don’t need coffee to function in the morning
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6 months
Blowing up Kid Cudi car is definitely shocking lol
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Shukumei
3 years
Wizkid show was everything. Lost my mind when he performed “Ojuelegba”
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4 years
DC area one of the few places where women say all her friends are fine, and she not lying.
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4 years
Lil Baby might close this year out with album of the year. I dont see nobody making something better than that.
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3 years
People not even enjoying shit anymore. Everything a flex
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Shukumei
7 years
This man played in a game after his sister died and this how Boston fans do. Fuck Boston
@theScoreNBA
theScore NBA
7 years
Watch: Celtics fans bid farewell to Isaiah Thomas by burning his jersey
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4 years
Bringing balance back after that budget video hit the TL. Lot of attractive women that think like this.
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10 months
They don’t understand how mean it is till you tell them don’t introduce me to a weight you can’t maintain
@OGZeeZee
Shooter McHavin
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“Don’t introduce me to something you can’t maintain” is the most wicked statement bitches be using on niggas
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3 years
One sad thing you’ll find in this thread is women making excuses for men lol.
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Shukumei
5 years
“Sucka for scenery”
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4 years
Escape Room is a good date. You’ll find out if you dating a dumbass real quick.
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5 years
Food court area....
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5 years
Miracle garden
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Miguel music was so fire when he was dressing like an outer space dyke
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7 years
Real funny how Nicki tried to discredit Trey Songz saying she gave him platinum record. Like we ain't know who he was way before her
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3 years
@madbykayy @bleucapone Appreciate your hard work
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1 year
When she wake you up at 8am on vacation and you think it’s for some coochie….but she dressed and ready to go hiking.
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1 year
12/20 🎉
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Shukumei
11 months
NPR Tiny Desk right back at it with the singers. Tank let Luke James flex real quick. (Ain’t know Tank wrote this 🥴)
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5 years
Stairway to floral heaven. It smell good here
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3 years
All that zodiac knowledge ain’t lead y’all to one solid nigga you can post?
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4 years
Don't feel bad about going about your regular day and trying to stay sane. You don't need to prove to nobody on twitter how black you are.
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“?” Means it’s a genuine question “???” Means extremely high levels of confusion or pointing out stupidity
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4 years
Women do have more options. But men got better quality to choose from.
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Shukumei
6 years
Joe Budden in the public now making comments everyday make ppl either forget he can really rap not even aware that he could before he retired. The “Len Bias” line was 🔥🔥🔥
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Shukumei
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Present day, her cells played a role in the Covid vaccine. It’s crazy
@AfricanArchives
AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY
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On this day in 1951, Henrietta Lacks died at Johns Hopkins Hospital. Her cells were taken without her knowledge in 1951 (HeLa Cells) and became one of the most important tools in medicine, vital for developing the polio vaccine, gene mapping, vitro fertilization & more THREAD
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4 years
Dating women that had an active father in their life definitely is different. They never stop taking care of her.
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1 year
I hate how championships give people who are least responsible for them, some type of voice. It’s no way Kendrick Perkins should be able to talk about Charles Barkley like this lol
@TheDunkCentral
NBACentral
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Kendrick Perkins calls out Charles Barkley for being ringless 👀
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8 years
lmaooooo😂😩 #WholeJynx
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5 years
Only thing you gonna see is me getting better
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7 years
Commercial for Jay Z last album. He was explaining his bars on "Oceans". Please look at how lost Timbaland was at the end 😂😂😂
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All it takes is a little over a 100k salary for people to be fake elitist. It’s funny cause now they dissing everything from white fridges to Turks. Letting that little bit of money make you a jackass is crazy
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It’s gonna be whateva the fuck I feel like that day.
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Social media isn’t supposed to be your diary
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The secondhand embarrassment was too much for me
@calebcat23
free me
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battle rappers be like "i got the IRON, MAN, so you can get CAPPED IN AMERICA" that shit is so weak
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Twitter ain't satisfied until they get a statement from the alligator
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4 years
Women are 100% correct that we can’t handle the shit we do to them lol.
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6 years
How Dave Chapelle flipped the Emmit Till story at the end of his special really show how talented he is. He can take an audience through so many emotions and always bring it back to laughter.
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Holding back so you don’t get hurt pointless to me. If you feel uncomfortable giving 100 then you don’t need to be in it anyway. You gonna guarantee it don’t work by half assing it, thinking you protecting yourself.
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Davido “Unavailable” go up every time I hear it when I’m out
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You can be fine, and not my type at all. If that makes sense.
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5 years
Let’s get back right on the diet this week
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8 years
Exploring Thailand pt 1 🙏🏿✈️
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4 years
The "everybody buying plants now" one was the funniest to me. Cause its like, how you mad at people starting a garden? lol
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2 years
Don’t want Jay Z, Nas, or Pusha T to ever stop rapping.
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3 years
Y’all too old to be worried about if the men y’all talk to know each other. Don’t be the woman blocking your own blessings. Make em fight to the death
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3 years
Burna boy single handedly made Americans start paying attention to Afro beats off of one song
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1 year
Pyramids in person >>
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3 years
Tech and crypto Twitter really be bashing people for being “newbies”. Congrats you knew it before somebody. Why y’all shittin on people making mistakes and learning it?
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4 years
New Impressionz crankin “Dont Say you Will” is some of the most beautiful shit I ever heard.
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Shukumei
5 years
Cassie had her time wasted for 10 years....wasn’t bitter....ain’t wait. Just moved on to somebody else that made her happy. Don’t waste more time being hurt and depressed. Move on wit your life.
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5 years
You gotta remember sometimes you are talking to people that believe Gucci Mane is a clone because he lost weight and changed his life. They have facts to support their opinion as well.
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“What’s the last book you read?” is a really good first date question. Can tell a lot by that answer lmao
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Shukumei
7 years
Date out your comfort zone sometimes. I don't mean white people or nothing crazy like that....but more like different personality
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4 years
Give people their flowers while they can still smell em 🌹
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2 years
Baltimore to DC need a Bullet train
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3 years
I’m surprised at some of the Lil Nas X complaints. I had no idea most of these people on here was Christian
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2 years
Ben Wegmann really will have you looking at houses in the middle of Texas contemplating moving.
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3 years
I like my woman too selfish and crazy to want a threesome.
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3 years
Find your person so you can stop frontin like you love the streets. Your lovey dovey ass
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6 years
Drake got the advantage of having women who don’t really listen to rap on his side too. So the hype seem extra crazy lol
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Shukumei
4 years
When she tie her hair up and take that sip of water
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3 years
Got them Wizkid tickets for his show in Brooklyn on Sept 11!!
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