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Jon

1 year

When Dad passed away, Dan was beyond kind to me, and he carried that on when we'd chat on here off & on. A real loss to the city. The Echo are sharing his articles, so I thought I'd share the one he did for Norm. RIP Dan. RIP Dad.

Liverpool's Evertonian fixer who was loved by Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher

Heartfelt tributes have been paid to former Liverpool player liaison officer Norman Gard who has died at the age of 81

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

Joe Rimmer

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1 year

@Realaldo474 @DanielAgger @petercrouch @Carra23 All of Dan's pieces can be found here. He was a brilliant journalist and writer. He was the best person. He will be missed immensely.

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Jon

@jonathangard

1 month

If I can give just one piece of advice... It's just do half and see how you get on.

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@jonathangard

7 months

Last Train to Nan Central.

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7 months

The KLF have gone into the business of care homes, according to a new statement

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2 months

We lost the greatest dog today. I'm grateful for almost ten wonderful years, and all the joy she brought us. We love you Mikee, rest in peace. @DamselGard

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@jonathangard

1 year

Mikee, ready to accept being ignored by @dog_rates top 5 for another week.

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@jonathangard

10 months

@Phil_Thompson4 Ten years ago today.

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@jonathangard

4 months

If you only ever take one piece of advice from me, let it be this: "Just do half and see how you get on".

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@jonathangard

11 months

Happy 9th wedding anniversary to the boss and my reason for being.

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@jonathangard

2 months

@DJRTistic

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@jonathangard

2 months

Eleven years together. I'm ridiculously lucky. #Punching @DamselGard

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Jon

@jonathangard

6 months

Always told Dad I'd go to Everest. He'd burst out laughing and tell me I get knackered going upstairs. Booked for March! Well, flying to it in a twin prop, but that'll do. He'd have loved us doing that.

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@jonathangard

1 month

This picture is breaking my fucking heart. RIP Mikee.

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@jonathangard

27 days

@DomFarrell1986 @mrahsannaeem We (Everton) had a much, much worse penalty decision refused just before that vs Southampton. But no-one gave a shit as it didn't affect Liverpool.

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@jonathangard

6 months

It's Christmas Day here now. This is truly a hellsite, but I've made good mates online and in real life off it. Nice one all of you and big love from us.

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@jonathangard

5 months

Happy New Year! From me and @DamselGard

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@jonathangard

1 year

Ten years ago today @DamselGard and I went out for the first time. Literally the best thing to ever happen to me.

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Jon

@jonathangard

9 months

When I was doing bits at LFC, despite not having kids yet, Louise would come the staff's children's Xmas party. There she'd play and dance with all the kids, including my niece & nephew, just because she was dead nice. It's lovely to see she's still being sound.

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@jonathangard

3 months

Honestly, every single one of them.

𝚔𝚍 ❦ dreamcon 🔜

@fromkdwithluv

4 months

what picture makes you go "wow i really love my partner they're so beautiful" ?

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9 months

Ten years ago Mrs G said'yes'. Best thing that's ever happened to me.

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@jonathangard

1 year

@BlueCityBrain @mrahsannaeem I support Everton. We've cocked every decision up for decades. I'm relieved to find out it was all your fault.

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@jonathangard

1 year

Still can't get over this ad.

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@jonathangard

7 months

Still can't get over this picture.

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@jonathangard

1 year

@ellieq Bus driver stopped last week and wouldn't move til one lad stopped playing a video on his phone without headphones. Big fan.

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@jonathangard

1 year

Ten years ago today Mrs G spoke to me for the first time. Changed my life immeasurably for the better, she definitely saved me.

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Jon

@jonathangard

10 months

Every Scouse couple out for a Sunday pint is dressed like this.

@22metgala

10 months

Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber arrive at Krispy Kreme in Times Square in New York City.

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@jonathangard

1 year

@dannyschof81 @RobSkilbeck You haven't even considered the aftershocks of those of us abroad booing whilst watching on a dodgy stick.

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@jonathangard

1 year

As a 50 year old man, I already accept getting an e-scooter is problematic. I hadn't factored this in:

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Jon

@jonathangard

6 months

Once again, Merry Christmas to the "you cant even say Xmas" crew from the Islamic UAE.

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@jonathangard

5 months

It's the best person in the world's birthday today. I'm so lucky I met her and looking forward to the rest of our lives together. @DamselGard #Punching

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Jon

@jonathangard

10 months

@eugeneh84 Reminds me of this...

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Jon

@jonathangard

9 months

Two years ago today we lost the absolute greatest. I miss you Dad.

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Jon

@jonathangard

1 year

We bought another bit of land. Probably going to live here. Mrs G is ace.

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Jon

@jonathangard

3 months

@I_amMukhtar They always say "in a private meeting", as if it matters. And only apologise for being caught. I hope he's hounded wherever he goes.

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Jon

@jonathangard

4 months

@gillesofftheweb I've got him in my Fantasy Boardroom Team. Triple Chairmaned him this week.

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Jon

@jonathangard

8 months

Spoilt. Always! @DamselGard

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@jonathangard

10 months

Lunch date. #punching

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@jonathangard

3 months

The best man you never met would've been 84 today. I miss him every day. If you've not spoken to your Dad recently, pick the phone up eh?

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@jonathangard

11 months

Public transport slower than usual.

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Jon

@jonathangard

6 months

So even if I wanted to come back to deeply fucking stupid Britain, my missus, even after being married a decade, couldn't come with me. Demented.

Charles Hymas

@charleshymas

6 months

key points: - Ban on care workers bringing in dependents - Minimum salary for foreign skilled workers hiked to £38.7K - Shortage occupation list scrapped - Minimum income to bring in spouse raised to £38,700 - Two year graduate visa reviewed

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@jonathangard

8 months

Feels like this place is on it's last legs, but it's been immeasurably better since I blocked every single blue tick I see. They are, almost without exception, proper biffs.

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@jonathangard

6 months

I've known my oldest friend Jon Swenno, since we were 4 years old, but hadn't spoken in several years. He lent me his Terence Trent D'Arby CD when we were 11 & insisted for a decade I never gave him it back (I did!). We've just got back in contact. He still wants it back.

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Jon

@jonathangard

6 months

Just realised it's three years since Gerard passed away. One of the greatest men I've ever met, and a massive influence through my life. I'm so pleased he got to meet my wife before he passed. RIP Boss.

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Jon

@jonathangard

7 months

If any picture encapsulates our characters @DamselGard

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Jon

@jonathangard

27 days

Losing Mikee has absolutely destroyed me. She was an absolute blessing. @DamselGard

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Jon

@jonathangard

1 year

We've rented this for a few days pf our holidays. I'm a bit excited.

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@jonathangard

8 days

This pair.

Essential Mastery

@EssentialMastry

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Who saved you when you were at your lowest?

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@jonathangard

8 months

THURSDAY

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@jonathangard

3 months

Nepali food for the win. #Momo #MomoMomo #TheresMoLimit

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@jonathangard

3 months

What would you Kathmandu? Obligatory check in photo. @DamselGard

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@jonathangard

28 days

I'm 51.

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@jonathangard

3 months

At a two-day food safety training. Other managers resplendent in suits and waistcoats. Gard, meanwhile, is in voluminous combats. I'm 51.

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@jonathangard

1 year

When Howard Kendall was manager at Sheff Utd, we'd go to see him. He'd have a shower after the match & come the lounge in a full polyester trackie, without a shirt on. I think he was living in a house with John Bailey. That house must've been carnage. Weird what you remember.

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@jonathangard

1 year

Bought Wheat Crunchies for the first time in a decade. There's eleven in a pack. I'm apoplectic and have turned into my Dad.

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@jonathangard

3 months

WEDNESDAY

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Jon

@jonathangard

2 months

Nine days, four airports, three elephants, two rhinos, one hot air balloon and it's time to go home. Proper knackered.

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@jonathangard

10 months

@SamWhyte Seems a bit rich coming from Jim, who looks like he knows his way round a Krispy Kreme.

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@jonathangard

5 months

WATCH THIS. IT'S INCREDIBLE.

FeMaiden🧪🥽👩🏻‍🔬🥼

@WithChem

5 months

I. Am. Peeing. 😂😂😂 Please. Help.

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@jonathangard

4 months

Honestly, what a tune.

Steven Bonaventure x

@absolutegazelle

4 months

I’m sorry but the “Are Friends Electric?” sample on Sugababes - Freak Like Me was kind of one of the best things to have ever happened in British pop music x

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@jonathangard

2 months

Anyone got a flight tonight?

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@jonathangard

1 month

Facebook Memories is going to destroy us every day.

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@jonathangard

6 months

Absolutely magnificent to watch.

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@jonathangard

1 month

SATURDAY

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@jonathangard

3 months

Went in a hot air balloon. Would recommend.

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@jonathangard

7 months

It'll soon be time for all the old racists to bang on about how Christmas is being cancelled. So here's a lovely picture from last year of my old work, here in the Islamic UAE.

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@jonathangard

6 months

🍑1km away from you🍒

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@jonathangard

1 year

After eleven years here, I finally went a desert safari @DamselGard

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Jon

@jonathangard

1 year

@redskyatnight Never has one man ever looked more like an ex-estate agent.

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@jonathangard

6 months

My guys.

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@jonathangard

3 months

What a day.

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@jonathangard

4 months

Unlimited dim sum birthday dinner with the love of my life. With VR paragliding after. @DamselGard

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@jonathangard

1 month

@Peacsy3 The afters!

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@jonathangard

1 year

I hope this is real.

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1 year

Holy fuck 😂😂😂😂

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@jonathangard

8 months

It's Mikee' s birthday! @DamselGard

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@jonathangard

28 days

God, we miss her so much.

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@jonathangard

9 months

Never met a happier dog.

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Jon

@jonathangard

1 year

This person is angry at stairs.

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@BohemianAtmosp1

1 year

Is there really any need for this? I can’t move for it. It’s really starting to piss me off tbh.

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@jonathangard

1 year

We're going here in a couple of weeks. It's down the road from where we'll build our house. Life is an actual madness.

Damsel Gard

@DamselGard

1 year

Nearly there! @jonathangard Diwaran Island, Coron, Palawan.

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6 months

10 PRINT "POO" 20 GOTO 10

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10 years old boy writing program in python...what were you doing at his age?

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7 months

If any picture encapsulates our characters @DamselGard

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@jonathangard

2 months

Facebook Memories tells me eight years ago Norm was visiting his favourite son.

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@jonathangard

7 months

What a city my hometown is.

Bic the Greek 🦘

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They all died a hundred times

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@jonathangard

11 months

Had a celtic wheel thing on my shoulder. After best part of 30 years it was a splodge. Happy with the cover up.

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Jon

@jonathangard

9 months

Truly, the most wonderful man.

Liverpool FC

@LFC

9 months

On what would have been his 76th birthday, we remember Gérard Houllier ❤️

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@jonathangard

17 days

Today I had an injection in my arm, an injection in my arse and an I/V drip. Best I've felt in days. Don't get shingles kids, it's rubbish.

Jon

@jonathangard

18 days

Day 3 and you can hardly notice the shingles. Live picture of my body:

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@jonathangard

7 months

I had a momentary thought that on my day off, I'll go the coaster on my own and get a photo with my arms up, as a surprise joke present for Damsel. Then I remembered I'm such a coward there's no way that's happening.

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@jonathangard

7 months

Still can't get over this picture.

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@jonathangard

5 months

EVERY SINGLE SEAT ON BUS IS EMPTY BAR MINE. Bloke gets on. Where does he sit?

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@jonathangard

1 year

Eleven years over here today. Actual madness. Coming here absolutely saved my life and meeting @DamselGard gave me a future. I'm proper lucky.

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@jonathangard

2 months

@evertonshirt Great stuff. I hope you get to enjoy a win at the weekend and sorry for the crap you suffered from the worst of our fanbase this week. Anyone who chooses this team deserves our support!

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@jonathangard

1 year

Dad, guest of honour at Xabi's wedding.

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@FCB_ACEE

1 year

Quote Tweet the best "Football Picture" ever taken.

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Jon

@jonathangard

7 months

soon be time for Everton #COYB #UTFT #EFC

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@jonathangard

1 year

Got some Sennheiser HD 25s (lite version) For my PlayStation. I'm 50.

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@jonathangard

1 year

@brokenbottleboy @Mister_Woodo 'I had a tweet defending Mussolini go viral'. Not the greatest flex.

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@jonathangard

10 months

Ten years ago. I miss them Dad & GH so much, but grateful we got so much extra time together.

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@jonathangard

6 months

YOU BEAUTIFUL BLUE BASTARDS. #COYB #UTFT #EFC

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@jonathangard

10 months

@Andrew_Heaton Jason Tindall subscribes to the highest tier Patreon for the High Performance Podcast.

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@jonathangard

9 months

This is down the road from where our house will be. It's no Menlove Avenue, I'll give you that.

Massimo

@Rainmaker1973

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Twin Lagoon, Coron, Philippines is made up of two bodies of water separated by stunning limestone cliffs with the most outstanding geological features of the region [📹 Paul Nunez / pikeitup07]