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@DJRTistic

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International Party Rocker. DJ @ The Dime on Fairfax, every Monday! FAMU 🎓

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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@DJRTistic
DJ R-Tistic
21 days
All right. Here’s my top ten diss tracks, in no order, that were made by L.A. rappers (South Central, Compton, Inglewood, and Long Beach). What’s your Top 3 picks?
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5 years
My Airbnb profile pic vs Me ten min check in
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7 months
Come on bro, if you going broke, we’ll collectively stream Flockaveli or somethin. Don’t go out like this.
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Waka Flocka Flame 🔥
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@JhonnyWhite69
Jhonny ⚹٭
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what's the craziest dickriding y'all ever seen?
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5 months
This really doesn’t look human, I gotta watch it every time I see it
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Fascinating
5 months
Michael Jackson doing the robot on the Cher Show in 1975.
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Sad news for Fetty Wap, looks like he could be going to prison for 5-40 years after being caught with over 500 grams of cocaine. Keep him in your prayers 🙏
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I played Kendrick “Not like us” in L.A. for the first time last night
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1 year
The greatest Christmas movie ever made was filmed right here.
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2 months
Whole time, we thought he wanted to be MJ, when he really wanted to be MJ
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8 days
Everybody say Oreos!
@thisisjonfletch
mr. flëtcharoonie
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Kidz bop covering Kendrick: WHAT IS IT, THE GRADES?!!
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7 months
Yooooo!!!!! I never saw this one!! She legit called it out!
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3 years
I just think it’s insane that so many Black schools in the hood had metal detectors, but none of them EVER had a mass shooting before or after they implemented them
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7 years
R.I.P. to Nate Dogg!!! Here's 21 of his songs in two min!
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4 years
I feel like his voice ain’t got the struggle in it. He hits most of the notes, but sounds like he woulda made it without him.
@yoyotrav
Ronald Isley
4 years
Justin Bieber took it to church and sang Marvin Sapp’s ‘Never Would Have Made It’ at Kanye’s Sunday Service.
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6 months
This is why there’s no such thing as a “Michael Jackson of this generation.” Bc MJ is for ALL generations.
@DJGotALot
DJ GOT.A.LOT
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This was an 18th Bday, and I must say: THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT!
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3 years
Driving through Torrance….I think everyone should recognize this shopping center, even if you aren’t from L.A. lol
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@PosterSwag
Poster Swag
4 months
Show us a Sports Illustrated cover that you will remember forever.
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5 months
Anybody who’s been fishing knows how crazy this is lol. Even if this wasn’t the first take video
@BornAKang
Lance🇱🇨
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Florida final boss
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My aunt in Brooklyn just sent us a picture of her street as it’s covered in snow:
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Lmaooo the homie from Dallas playing Euphoria and the girls are Twerkin, yellin “is it the braids???”
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10 months
In HS, I wrote a paper about how Rap/R&B inspired us to do better. I said “Black unemployment dropped after ‘No scrubs’ was released, because men were motivated to get jobs.” I ain’t use a single legit resource
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3 years
Nobody: DJs when they hear any random sound outside:
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10 months
This AI shit gon have dudes sending thousands to a 28 year old tech nerd in Sri Lanka
@DukeOfZamunda
Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸
10 months
Man no way he thought this was a real person LMFAO
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10 months
I’ll pay it if that’s what it takes for y’all to stop with these scenarios.
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4 months
Wait. Wait. Those are actually new episodes they’re showing??? So MTV is showing actual new episodes of just one show, over and over and over and over, and over again? I’m even more confused now.
@AwkwardGirlLA
Cassia Jones
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The writers of MTV’s Ridiculousness are striking. This show runs over 300 (I believe) episodes a year. Ain’t no reason they should even have to do this.
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1 year
Me in the room with all the keyboards while security outside whoopin ass
@Imposter_Edits
🥀_ Imposter_🥀
1 year
Albuquerque guitar center doesnt mess around.
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4 years
“I’m deeply in love with my wife, but for several years now, I’ve felt the need to see other women.” A short story.
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1 year
This is why there’s no such thing as “this generation’s MJ.” MJ was the MJ for every generation going back to the late 60s
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3 years
It was Agnes, Samantha. Margery, Susanna. About three Amy’s, Catherine and Vanna.
@_TrillScott
bald nigga change
3 years
Whyyyy ? Just whyyyy ???????
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11 months
Lmao my dad is absolutely appalled that folks spend $600+ for a table and one bottle at the club. Me n my cousins are telling him how the club scene is, and he’s disgusted lol
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3 years
My mama Boo Boo the Fool
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@michaelharriot
Michael Harriot
3 years
What if you meet Boo Boo the Fool and he DOES kinda look like your mama?
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3 months
Detroit and Atlanta about to have some of the biggest parties we’ve ever seen
@mymixtapez
My Mixtapez
3 months
Judge approves Big Meech’s request to be released early by 32 months. He will be home next year, 2025! 🙌🏼💯
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9 months
I feel like damn near every city in America feels nightlife has declined the last 4-5 years
@DJ_KA5
DJ KA5 (kas)
9 months
miami nightlife at its worse its been in years.
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5 months
This can go wrong, or, this can go wrong as fuck
@statsofminaj
Stats of Minaj
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Funny Marco x Nicki Minaj interview on the way
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I mean. Her name is Gloria Hallelujah Woods. Sounds on point
@Complex
Complex
5 months
GloRilla says she grew up in religious household and used to steal Lil Wayne and Drake CDs. “We really couldn't listen to the radio." More below
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4 years
I don’t know if it’s insanity or misogyny. Or a combo of both. Meg KILLED IT this past year.
@XXL
XXL Magazine
4 years
Lil Baby loses Artist of the Year Award to Megan Thee Stallion and people think he was robbed 👀
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2 years
Lmaoo Swizz wasn’t gon let Joe Budden come sideways at his wife!!
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And this came right when Tiger started dominating in Golf, and Venus was on her way up in the Tennis world. They were SHOOK Lmaoo
@DrPopCultureUSA
DrPopCulture
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Sports Illustrated (December 8, 1997)
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3 years
First time I did a White wedding, they asked for “Shout.” They went off like it was Wipe me down
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5 years
Ohhh, so B2K, Pretty Ricky, Bobby V, Mario, Lloyd, and Ying Yang Twins all on the Millennium Tour? I’m about to be in there like....
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3 years
Nobody: Steve Harvey every time EWF and the Isley’s play a song:
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2 years
Kaytranada is damn near a subgenre. Folks will describe the music at an event, or promoters will ask you to play “Kaytranada vibes” and I automatically know what they mean
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2 years
The early 2000s really tryna make a full on comeback
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1 year
Everybody saying “she was only one when it came out,” but my thing is, the hook is the exact same words, so. Either she heard it for sure, or a producer/ghost writer wrote it for her.
@ComplexMusic
Complex Music
1 year
“I didn't even know there was any connection" Kali had no idea her song "Area Codes" shared the same name as Ludacris' 2001 hit 💿 READ:
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DJd a Wedding this weekend, and was playing “Blow the whistle.” 16 year old girl: Can you play the original version? Me: ….the…..which one? 16 year old girl: The Saweetie one
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2 years
Stevie probably laughs every time he sees this commercial now
@DannyDeraney
Danny Deraney
2 years
Stevie Wonder hosted SNL in 1983. This parody of the old Canon commercial could never be made today. 🎥 @nbcsnl
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2 months
She got Jody in there
@JoshyBeSloshy
Champagne Sloshy
2 months
Oh she pregnant pregnant 🥴
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@onemeaux
mk🌻
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If your Momma told you to sit down & your Daddy told you to stand up Wyd?
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2 years
You had five years
@Hi_ImRisa
gawd🌹
2 years
I haven’t watched a single episode of Insecure and y’all ruined it lmao
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29 days
We can’t ask you what your interests are? Or who you be with?
@Tasha_HTX
♒️ Tasha♒️
30 days
Asking me what I do for fun is a sure way for me to stop talking to you.
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5 years
No wonder he’s such a fool. He’s only like 11 years old
@AniCaribbean
Ani Caribbean
5 years
When is Ja Rule supposed to celebrate his birthday? 🤔
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2 years
I just got the clean version of Beyoncé’s album, and it’s not just the usual blanked out cuss words…she sings them over like artists used to. So it’s “we gon roll up tonight” on “Cuff it” instead of “we gon fuck up the night.” It makes a HUGE difference for clean events/radio.
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Came home after 2AM and caught her in the sheets in my home. She tried to explain before I pointed my cane at her. The dude said my name, and I was like, son how you know my name? He looked real familiar, too. She kept talkin until I told her to shut up. I almost caught a case
@troneze
Troneze the Great
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What’s the craziest way you found out someone was cheating on you?
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3 years
Never forget when a Pelicans fan dressed up in the team warmups and went on the court to get a few shots in
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1 year
Derbarge singing “I like it” but a totally unreleased DJ Quik version of it
@naima
Naima Cochrane
1 year
Live recordings are an art. Sometimes, artists change a song for live performance but lose something that you loved in the original. But sometimes the elevate it and improve on it. For Day 6 of the #BlackMusicMonthChallenge , share a favorite live version of a song.
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I don’t think folks realize how much of a 180 it is for Snoop to be seen as the most universally beloved rapper in the world. He was a whole different monster with Death Row
@_giogenesis
Gio Genesis 🌎
1 year
What’s the biggest I’M HIM/I’M HER moment from an artist? Tryna find moments I might have missed…
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Me seeing someone at Homecoming who I’ve known since Freshman year, even though I still don’t know their real name
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2 months
If this is how y’all judge the quality of Rap albums…….
@RealFamilyCrete
IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🔱 🔥 Rappa/Tattoo Artist🩸
2 months
Get a Air BNB with a group of females & turn on Morale & the Big Steppers & see what happens
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7 months
“That’s what you wearing?”
@ceewilldotcom
fiancéewilldotcom
7 months
Black people don’t make fun of you. They just describe exactly what you’re doing in a questionable tone
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6 months
Which means this classic is now 25 years old:
@AuxGod_
AuxGod
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25 years ago today, “The Rugrats Movie” premiered in theaters and would end up grossing $140M off of a $24M budget 📈
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2 years
This is one of the Blackest Christmas T-Shirts ever
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3 years
Western & Florence
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1 year
Mr. Baby, you’ll be perfectly safe. If you want it to match with something, I would suggest a Houston Astros hat. Let me know how things go.
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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DaBaby wants to know if his outfit is Safe to wear in LA
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1 year
“If I tell you a flea can pull a tree, you get a chain and hook his little ass up”
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5 months
Shiiiit. Won’t even matter. They gon find this on a VHS and bring it back
@JBresean
jmali✨
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I wish black people could take a year off and see what other races could come up w on they own lmaoo
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5 months
Lil Baby in the 80s:
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@_iamjamila
Jamila 🔔
5 months
Lil Baby doesn’t have an 80s face how to explain but
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2 years
When you see the dude you used cheat off of in class at the 10 year HS reunion
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1 year
Same actor. But they’d probably hate each other
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@AuxGod_
AuxGod
1 year
Same actor. But they’d probably hate each other from Boyz n The Hood to Menace II Society
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4 years
Next Verzuz gonna have to be Corrine Bailey Rae vs Esperanza Spalding or something. Held at a botanical garden
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11 months
Somebody said Mike Malone dressed like Blind Fury
@Dubs408
Alex 👋
11 months
Mike Malone says Bruce Brown is staying and they "running this shit back" 🔥🔥
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3 years
Nothing tops Ice Cube being on there performing a song about the strip club
@sheistyler
GirlTyler
3 years
Y'all. In all seriousness, why was The Lox performing THIS SONG for CHILDREN on Nickelodeon!?!? 😭😭😭😂😂😂
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7 years
Shoutout to all my Hyphy fans who remember all of these songs! Yay Aaaareaaaaa
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1 year
From that album that y’all said nobody listens to or talks about anymore????
@rapalert6
Rap Alert
1 year
Kendrick Lamar's "The Big Steppers Tour” becomes the highest grossing tour by a rapper as a headlining act in history grossing $110.9 million from 929,000 tickets sold in 73 shows.
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10 months
No choreographer needed. The bassline is all it took
@ByDobson
Dobson 🦋
10 months
Kendrick Lamar at the shoot of the ‘King Kunta’ music video
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8 months
She dance like a background actor at the J-Spot on Girlfriends
@PettyLupone
Renee
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I AM TOTALLY GAGGING AT KAMALA dancing to *Vivrant Thing* at her 50th Anniversary of Hip Hop party 😭
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9 months
Twitter thinks this song is trash. Which means, it’ll probably blow up
@Complex
Complex
9 months
Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion drop the music video for their new collab “Bongos”
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4 months
Black people are lazy
@em_Lazzy
Lazzyyyyyy
4 months
what’s the biggest lie in human history?
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3 years
These albums were low key part of the same universe. YG was basically just one of Kendrick’s wild homies in the car from those skits
@dejonpaul_
Dejon Paul 🏁🌴
3 years
GKMC or MKL? 🌴🔥
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This week, I went to three different schools in the L.A. area to teach about the History of Black Music. One of them was Amestoy Elementary, about five minutes from where I grew up. The kids had all the energy! They knew Billie Jean like it just came out yesterday:
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10 months
These prices. Every time somebody mentions their favorite concerts in previous decades, they tell me they got tickets for $10-$20. No way folks should be paying $300 for MF nosebleed seats that folks clown them on here for taking pics from
@lakesheezy
lakeshow
10 months
A lot of tours are cancelling. ALOT. Why do you think that is?
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7 months
Saw him at an after hours in August and….nothing about these allegations are ever shocking to me.
@MrGee54
Head Broke Boi Will
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Trey Songz Sued Over Alleged Sexual Assault At House Party
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6 years
“I wanna be Boo’d up” - by DJ R-Tistic (Ella Mai “Boo’d up” + Brandy “I wanna be down”)
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@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
1 year
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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8 months
IT. JUST. HAPP. PUNN’D!!
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1 year
Pops on The Wayans is top ten lmao
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3 years
C-Walk on skates thooo
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Me:
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@AltcoinGordon
Gordon
29 days
Maturing is realizing that $1M is not a lot of money.
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DJ R-Tistic
3 years
Me tryna get to my gate at Hartsfield-Jackson without making a scene
@labeautenoire_3
Candy🇨🇩✨
3 years
Olympic speedwalking is the funniest shit ever.
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DJ R-Tistic
3 months
Perfect response. Bc I hate the youthful arrogance that Kai and even folks on Twitter had when he won. It’s always a “who is he??” “Nobody ever said put on that Killer Mike” and NEVER once was it “I listened to his album and it sucked”
@episodesent
Episodes
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Killer Mike responds to Kai Cenat after Kai was upset that Killer Mike won a Grammy for Rap Album Of The Year instead of Travis Scott’s ‘Utopia’
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DJing the Black women lawyers of L.A. annual party right now. Yep, that means their heels are off and they’re C-Walkin to Kurupt right now.
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Facts. The reason that there’s a huge disparity between Black people is because we won’t invest in the acorn app….mot because of generational wealth or anything historical
@Bitcoin_Teej
TJ ⚡️
5 months
You can’t even get black people to invest $5 in the acorn app to get a free $1200 from Acorn lmao
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2 years
I feel like you had to be there to understand how crazy and innovate that beat was when it dropped
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1 year
L.A. Gangsta Rap in the 90s was insane. They would diss the hell outta their enemies for two verses, then give you an 8 bar saxophone solo
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Yooo, TNT is playing Kendrick “Euphoria” before commercial break LMAO
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