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Never underestimate the power of bullshit!!Ever! FBR!

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JerseyJohn
4 years
My father was a member of Antifa from 1942-45.Back then it was known as the US Army.
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4 years
Gonna be weird having a first lady with a Ph.D instead of a retired pole dancer
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4 years
Anyone else hoping Biden pulls the plug on the Space Force?
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2 years
"Only 2 Republicans came to Congress on 1/6.The rest commemorated it by hiding,in fear" Stephen Colbert
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4 years
Who brags that they aced a cognitive test?
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I feel bad for Biden.He is walking into a mess an order of magnitude worse than the one Obama inherited from George W Boob.
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4 years
Anyone else think it is time for Mattis,Kelly and Tillerson to speak up?
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3 years
So Trump now wants his idiot supporters to send him money,directly? Just how stupid are they??
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3 years
Herd immunity is now considered unlikely because of herd stupidity
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3 years
Florida reported no new COVID cases,yesterday. Is DeathSantis cooking the books?
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1 year
Lemme get this straight:Wingnuts are outraged Biden went on vacation but were cool when Florida Fats flew to Mar A Lardo every week to golf at taxpayer expense
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2 years
@BeckyBunzy @BDBgoldens3 Staying the hell away might also be the most therapeutic thing he could do!
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3 years
Hey anybody remember when we thought Sarah Palin was nuts? Good times
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4 years
So President Reality Show is getting a televised medical exam? Who's examining him,the cast of General Hospital??
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3 years
My father was a member of Antifa from 1942-1945.Back then it was known as the US Army
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2 years
@gscucci @GregAbbott_TX All about performance art.Never policy
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4 years
You know what's impossible to imagine?Mitch McConnell having an orgasm
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2 years
Fox News is reporting Bob Saget's fatal head injuries were not consistent with a fall. How long before they start blaming Obama?
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2 years
How great is Jamie Raskin??
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3 years
Paging Charles Darwin:
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3 years
Arizona GOP is now concerned the Cyber Ninja recount is making them look ridiculous. Who's gonna tell them?
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2 years
Russia is pulling back from the Ukraine border. Not holding my breath waiting for MSM to congratulate Biden on his diplomatic victory
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4 years
Today is my 70th birthday.Never thought I'd be an old guy.Will give myself the gift of #8645ElevenThree20
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3 years
General Question: What would possess someone to kill an elephant?
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3 years
Are you really "pro-life" if you are anti-mask,anti-vaxx,pro-gun and pro-horse dewormer?
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3 years
@Smilan317 Ivanka's electoral prospects fading fast. Aw shit
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@wedietz He has never,ever had principles or even a shred of decency.His overriding principle is power
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3 years
@ToniC8 Eroding trust in government is a big part of both the Koch and Putin operations,i.e GOP operations
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3 years
This is what we are up against
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2 years
@HereToRebuild @HawleyMO We already know about Fisty McTrackshoes
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3 years
Please remember,The Resistance won't end 1/20.We need to keep on fighting these fascist shitbags
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3 years
@AmyAThatcher Hard for me to believe an upstanding,godly man like Rev.Osteen would fake a $600,000 burglary when he does it on live TV every Sunday!!
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2 years
Not a huge conspiracy theorist but you'd have to be Herschel Walker dumb to think the Secret Service isn't hiding something
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3 years
How are we going to keep Trump from selling classified info to the highest bidder?
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2 years
@d0w1550 @MarshaBlackburn There's not a thing under that bird's nest.Not a goddam thing
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3 years
Anybody else not give 2 shits about Shatner's space shot?
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4 years
Only an incumbent president who went bankrupt running casinos,could run out of campaign money 3 weeks before the election
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3 years
Who else loves to see Jen Psaki impale wingnut reporters with facts?
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2 years
The DOJ is playing 4 dimensional chess against a fucking pigeon
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3 years
Can gentiles get space lasers?
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2 years
@PERsisterER @markknoller Has Biden charged Secret Service for rooms,while he wedges his ass into a golfcart? Yeah,didn t think so
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3 years
Anybody else thinking wingnut assholes won't answer subpoenas from the 1/6 committee?
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4 years
It may be wishful thinking,but has anyone else notice how unhealthy McConnell looks?
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4 years
So the Sturgis motorcycle rally caused 250,000 cases of COVID.That is literally the difference between freedom and irresponsibility.Sadly,neither Trump,nor that idiot Noem will accept any responsiblity.
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3 years
When does Secret Service protection for the von Golfcart family end?
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2 years
@Lynnenallo He really wasn't convicted.He signed a consent decree and his company paid a huge fine. Rich White guy justice
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4 years
Is there any bigger national joke than Giuliani?
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3 years
Who's worse,the idiots who say the vaccine magnetizes you,or the idiots who believe it?
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I could give a fuck less about football,but If KC keeps winning and keeps Taylor Swift on the sports page aggravating MAGA morons then LETS GO CHIEFS!
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4 years
If they hadn't tested Don Jr.,he never would have gotten the virus,right???
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2 years
@nathaliejacoby1 An ignorant electorate is a Republican electorate
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3 years
So McConnell,who ignored Garland,made a sham of Trump's first impeachment, then rammed the Handmaiden thru,in a week,is concerned about Senate norms,like the fillibuster?
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3 years
Have needed a haircut for a while.Didn't know how bad till my wife told me I look like Steve Bannon
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3 years
Has Abbott blamed Antifa yet for the Texas power grid collapse?
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4 months
Anybody else thinking Trump wants his Fish Mouth daughter in law running RNC to pay his legal bills?
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2 years
@AllenLEllison "Blessed is he who takes Russian money" Republicans 2:26
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McConnell is threatening Senate gridlock,if the fillibuster ia dumped. We've had Senate gridlock for over 10 years already
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@MickMulvaney 1) Russia interfered you fraud. 2) You are now an irrelevant fraud. Take a hike
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US Senate used to be the " greatest deliberative body in the world" WTF happened??
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Since Manchin is so concerned about Federal spending maybe he can research why 18 billionares got COVID relief payments
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2 years
Anybody else think Trump called Stormy Daniels " Special Master " while she spanked his fat orange ass with a magazine?
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So when did "The party of ideas", become the party of " banning books"?
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Which Sunday show will lead with "Trump thinks Obama is president,and why this is bad for Biden?"
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2 years
Today's reminder that an outbreak of critical thinking would put the Republican Party out of business
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Today is my birthday.I want it understood that I've never,in 72 years,sold atomic secrets to al-Saud
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@benshapiro @RitaThaQueen The plural is parentheses,Ben
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3 years
My car is 13 years old.Has 124k on it. Why the hell am I getting calls that my warranty is about to expire?
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4 years
This " when they go low,we go higher"shit isn't working out.
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3 years
What does one wear to an August renauguration?
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3 years
So the geniuses in the South won't vaccinate against COVID but are just fine taking horse pills How fucking stupid can you get?
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@thesteveisreal @JoyAnnReid It’s downright criminal to elevate profit over the well being of the citizenry.
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Going to a wedding in DC.Will hit the Reinstatement Ball tonight.AND it's my birthday!! How's that for. trifecta!!
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The economy won't collapse if we tax the wealthy
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Am heading over to Walgreens to pick up some Ivermectin and some bleach. Anybody need anything?
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@LakotaMan1 Absolutely no reason for anyone to travel 200 miles to vote in the 21st century. Unless of course the vote needs to be suppressed
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Anybody else think Oprah Winfrey owes an apology for promoting frauds like Dr.Oz and Dr.Phil?
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I'll read Deborah Birx' book right after I read the ones by Bolton and Barr.And that won't be till Elvis steps out of a flying saucer and hands them to me
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@RyannMcEnany Any questions??
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3 years
This whole anti-Asian thing is on Trump.
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He inherited a healthy economy.He then overheated it with tax cuts for the rich,then destroyed it by ignoring the amount of bullshit changes this. #worstpresidentever
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President @realDonaldTrump built the greatest economy in our history, and he'll do it again.
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Psaki just stuck her foot up another wingnut ass!!! She is living bullshit repellent!!!
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Psaki: That’s not how it works. That is the law...
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So Pence,who had his head buried between those flabby orange cheeks,for 4 years,is suddenly " telling it like it is" Gimme a break!
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I'm no lawyer but how can SCOTUS ignore voting rights as an " issue for the states", while invalidating New York state's Sullivan Law??
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What is it with MAGA women and plastic surgery?
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A measure of how far we have fallen is the amount of money thrown at frauds like Joel Osteen, by Evangelical birdbrains while exemplary Christians like Jimmy Carter are ignored. @JoelOsteen
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@KirbAnne @SaskiaPopescu A Thanksgiving memory:Otis used to guard the stove while we were cooking " his" turkey
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I got my second vaccination on 2/10.Still waiting for the microchip to kick in.Can anyone advise?
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@_ReaalAmerican_ @EricTrump @realDonaldTrump Beavis:One study,not peer also glossed over "other researchers have doubts. PS when is your father's clownshow rolling out the national testing and tracing protocol?
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2 years
Cipollone is a member of Opus Dei,the Praetorian Guard of the Republican Party. Don't get your hopes up
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GOP is all upset about the deficit.I guess this means they'll raise taxes on the rich,right??
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A bunch of kids rolling out prayer rugs would end school prayer right quick
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3 years
Has anybody figured out what the Proud Boys are proud of??
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Worth noting that the sheriff of El Paso County CO,where 5 were shot fatally,refused to enforce Colorado's red flag law,despite the shooter's clear insanity. He needs to be charged
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@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski Kash needs a real Republican role model
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Raskin's closing statement was magnificent
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3 years
Anyone else think Garland needs to step up his game?
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3 years
Did anyone think the GOP could ever dig up anyone whackier than Sarah Palin?
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First President's Day in 4 years with an actual president
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