Joel Keranen @joel_keranen Twitter profile

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@douglasmun It’s almost time for infinite android emulators being run by infinite chatbots. 🤔

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 NGL, I’m disappointed it doesn’t use the benchy model.

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After driving this amazing car 104,000 miles including cross country treks and watching her learn to drive this winter, @Tesla has come out with a heart wrenching offer. I don’t think I can pass up the FSD transfer! I love my 2017 Model S but maybe it’s time to try a Model Y?

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I am totally going to order a @Tesla Model Y. Does someone have a referral code I can use?

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@RHYDIZEL @LeahRemini Leah Remini and Kevin James were insanely great together!

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@travis_robert When I think “perfect world” government regulations never come to mind. 🤔 😃

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@omg_tesla @TESLA_winston The guy is using the wrong tools for the job. In the Tesla procedure you cut the adhesive strips.

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I did a thing…. A @Tesla thing! 😃

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@TheFigen The setup: “I’m going to move up here above these people so I can see the river better.” The result: Mission Accomplished

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@farzyness I bet he has a close relationship with his local orthopedic specialists. 🤔

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8 months

@BidenHQ It’s wild how Donald Trump commanded the stage without being there. 🤔

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@uncledoomer It ended in total failure as he had to use his millionaire money to take care health problems he couldn’t afford otherwise. 🤷‍♂️ 😂 Maybe some people could do it but this guy failed hard.

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@SawyerMerritt This is a massive signal that Delaware corporations aren’t safe from activist judges. It’s time to leave Delaware.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I live in Wisconsin. There are approximately equal numbers of small children and large wild turkeys. This video checks out. 🧐 😃

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@BGatesIsaPyscho “The sky was all purple there were people runnin’ everywhere” -P.R. Nelson

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@RpsAgainstTrump I hope they found their keys! They sure seemed to be looking all over for them. 🤔 🔑

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@Rainmaker1973 To get the same effect in humans you just need the consistent narrative of FOX or CNN. 🤔 😵‍💫

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@elonmusk So is this kinda like the 2017 FSD video then? 🤔

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@SwiftOnSecurity Are you trying to trick me into a copyright violation for sharing an mp3?

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@Jauwnio HR has grown large and unwieldy and far beyond its useful purpose at most companies. Fire 90% and let the remainder make sure benefits programs don’t suck and everyone completes their government paperwork when hired.

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@brendanmcogbill rental trailer towed without stowing stairs? 🤔 😂

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@matthew_d_green It’s odd that you ever felt differently. Facebook has had bad intent from the very beginning. Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one? Zuck: People just submitted it. Zuck: I don't know why. Zuck:…

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@krmaher What is your plan to restore some semblance of credibility to NPR?

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@NoCapFights Tired. Too many jobs. Rent too high. Please tip well. 🤔

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@VivekGRamaswamy Inventing controversy! 😂

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@smiscringe @alex_avoigt Personally I think they are much more visually appealing than refineries and oil derricks.

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@gothspiderbitch TIL nutmeg is good for around 23 years after the “expiration date.” 🧐 😃

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@WRCooksey @thesheetztweetz Name your boat “The RV.” Problem solved.

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@aaronjcash @BLKMDL3 @DennisCW_ @brandontsla Nice use of 3d printing on that drilling jig for rapid rollout of the solution!

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@seanw_m Even as ChatGPT spin off into tokenized madness it was trying to please! Look at how it was trying to glad your clicklies! Also, I’m intrigued by the possibilities of a mind-ocean jello type.

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@POTUS Tesla’s massive new factory near Austin Texas will employ even more hard working Americans! What a great opportunity for America!

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@Karthik48966191 Cybertruck is the only game changing vehicle on the list. So much technology deployed into one vehicle! Electronic steer by wire, 48 volt architecture, no paint!

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@mollyoswaks Typical composite sketch of the suspect. 🤷‍♂️ 😃

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@Nitibrainly @engineers_feed Maybe we are a virus sent to infect planets across the galaxy in order to to extract rich carbon sources from inside the planetary crust to make it easier for eventual atmospheric harvesting? 🤔 😂

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@live_munro @cybertruck Hey, isn’t that your job? Are you trying to outsource your work to 𝕏 now?

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@SawyerMerritt Tesla is moving deeper into the energy grid!

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@BGatesIsaPyscho It’s hard to make more money with trees. I’m pretty sure that Bill has never been a genuinely good person.

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@EsbenJohnson @dogeofficialceo @elonmusk Yet another thing congress os dragging their heels on! Do you know how costly this law is to all of humanity?

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@gssp_acc Im in. I was never sold on flat earth but I think I’ve been hungry for a concept like donut earth for a while now.

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@brianschatz How many people have admired this beautiful tree on this beautiful island? This devastation is such a tragedy. Everyone who has visited still has a little piece of Maui in their hearts and we also grieve.

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@Trey_Explainer For one we could have called the literary device Jesus’s hammer instead of Chekhov’s gun. 🤔 😂

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@p9cker_girl @Grummz These studios will be greatly improved by a round of bankruptcies.

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@WholeMarsBlog It’s time to discuss Yilongma’s compensation package! 🤔 😂

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@ValueJimmy EV is generally dramatically more convenient than a gas car. I only stop at gas stations if I want overpriced snacks. 🤷‍♂️ 😂

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@esjesjesj It seems like you might just be a bad person. 🤷‍♂️

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@TeslaBest Wow. My favorite section of the update information: For the tow truck operator… 😂

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@RollingStone Wow, you guys should change your name to Rolling Musk, you seem to be obsessed. 🤔

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@KamalaHarris It is great for the United States that Tesla is about to open a huge new factory dedicated to making electric vehicles. In addition Tesla makes sure there part supply is as close to home as possible so a lot of other companies will grow operations in Texas as well.

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@Kross_Roads @StockMKTNewz If more people survive those crashes then it would be worth the expense.

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@GasBuddyGuy @CNBC People must love dealer maintenance departments if they are buying vehicles with two powertrains! 😂

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@davidfrum It’s amazing how upset people get over a principled stand. 🤔 😂

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@tsarnick Rule 1) pretend this guy looks younger than he is

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@Forbes Tesla was cut from the index because the Index has significant built in social policy bias and is not factually primarily about environmental reaponsibility.

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@elonmusk @Muskstaycalm Until you know if he’s a deepfake he is in a state of quantum uncertainty for you. Are you sure you’re ready to finalize the state with observation?

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@TheSmokingTire Your anger will travel with you. Good luck with that.

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@MKBHD It’s a power efficiency thing.

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@tradesbymike @RollingStone It’s just odd that RS is making such a big deal over an over the air software update that also allows you to have your car make a fart sound when it auto locks when you walk away. 🤷‍♂️ 😂

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@teardowntitan @LangReynolds Tesla is offering them a valuable lifeline. They should take it.

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@28delayslater @elonmusk

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@WholeMarsBlog FSD is basically amazing these days. Alleluia.

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@GigaBasedDad “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.” -Socrates, maybe

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@maisiemalibu @Billyhottakes Vehicle is a Honda Odyssey 🤔 😂

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@POTUS Fortunately @Tesla is way ahead of the pack and has almost completed a gigantic new factory near Austin Texas. The leader of the electric transportation revolution was born in America and is growing deep in the heart of Texas!

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@Cirincione @Tesla @elonmusk @Twitter I’m a $TSLA investor and I track the progress of Tesla with respect to the corporate mission. Rapid growth seems to be roughly on track so Tesla has the all clear from me.

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@28delayslater @elonmusk @Tesla It’s great to be a co-owner of such a great company along with Elon Musk and Earl. What a time to be alive!

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@lazylionpaws @scrowder @elonmusk @AOC Even Bernie was recently shilling for his defense contractor donors in spite of SpaceX having a cheaper and better solution.

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@spignal Why not work for a world where everyone can fly? I don’t understand choosing scarcity.

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@garyblack00 Don’t mind the trolls Gary. I’m an irrational Tesla bull but I love reading your opinion.

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@WholeMarsBlog I’m glad I have a Tesla because my car has gotten steadily better since I bought it in 2017. I didn’t have to buy a 2018 to get the new stuff my car was capable of running in 2018. I won’t have to buy a new car when FSD Beta is available. My car will download an update.

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@WholeMarsBlog @elonmusk I like to think it went down like this: Elon: “I would like to be on the board because I’ve got some ideas…” Twitter board: “no” Elon: “I will buy stock until I can replace you!”, buys stock Twitter board: “We are excited to announce that we are welcoming Elon…”

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@cryptonovice3 @omg_tesla @TESLA_winston What’s also true is that the full repair manual along with the correct procedure is available for free for everyone online.

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@rainnwilson Nah, I’m pretty sure it’s a sign of the decline in cultural relevance of SNL.

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@oliviali_ @emilio2601_ But there’s no laser keyboard! (Which a voice assistant shouldn’t really need anyway… 😂)

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@weirddalle Peak human performance is amazing to witness

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@Gfilche @elonmusk I like it. They are prepared with answers. They are ready to crank out millions of cars. Elon can do launches, Giga Parties, and big announcements. Tesla is growing up!

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@SamiFathi_ It’s a shame if true, it’s their best blue so far!

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@PPathole @elonmusk The GIF also shows how much development time you can spend if you start your problem solving with an insufficient understanding of the variability of real world conditions 🤔

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@tradesbymike @RollingStone Ok, but this isn’t a moment that allows them to dunk. It’s a non-event. NHTSA had Tesla use a larger font and reposition the text that says to pay attention.

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@teslaownersSV @elonmusk @Teslarati @ResidentSponge you know it’s two weeks, why ask?

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@thejackhopkins It’s a small world after all?

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@Karthik48966191 Are you really this rageful or is this a character for 𝕏?

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@HackermanTm So we get to pick from Neo Liberal Fascism and Theocratic Oligarchy? 🤔

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@EconomicManBlog After putting 105,000 miles on a Tesla Model S with only two new sets of tires I can say you are wrong.

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@garyblack00 @squawksquare @elonmusk Why should Tesla care about short term share price volatility or the limited number of vehicles that competitors can ship?

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@brianschatz Here’s a memory from a better day in Lahaina

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@unusual_whales Will it harm his case that he acknowledged the accounts existence and allowed it to continue when he bought Twitter? Seems like kind of a weak position. He should have just realized that he isn’t a free speech absolutist and banned it day one.

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@Teslarati @ResidentSponge The form factor isn’t a major breakthrough, it’s one part of a massive endeavor to reduce cost, complexity and manufacturing difficulty of batteries. To say it isn’t a breakthrough is missing a forest of innovation because you focused on one tree with a picture of a bigger can!

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@Gabriele_Corno I think it means “so long and thanks for all the fish.” 🤔

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@ylecun Someone is within the everyone set. Who is wrong? 😂

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@zhr_jafri @elonmusk It seems like it would almost be natural if there were two?

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@WholeMarsBlog Wow, clowns abound. Reddit has some crazy new policies lately. I think it was @TesLatino that got blocked from a whole pile of subreddits for a comment on /realtesla. Why would other mods band together with those losers?

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@WinterEracer @PPathole @elonmusk I think the right to die is one of the most inherent and fundamental human rights and it is ludicrous that any government or organization attempts to lay claim over that right. If you don’t control the most fundamental aspect of your existence you are mere property of the state.

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@RpsAgainstTrump In America, absolutely anyone, and I mean anyone at all, regardless of any talent, skill, or ability, with a dream and a plan, can reach our highest offices. 🤔

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@amyliztweets Imagine going to a park and actually getting away from a crowd. 🤔 😀

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@personofswag The age difference required to create a generation gap is shrinking as it asymptotically approaches the lifespan of a single meme.

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@TeslaGoesPlaid @elonmusk Tesla is pretty much the best thing the country has going for it right now.

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@BlackKnight10k Improve your life. Shut off cable news.

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@WholeMarsBlog I’ve had one city streets disengagement after days of driving. This one is pretty good. 👍 😃

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@RealMenachem @BrianRoemmele I think that Kryptonians may have had similar technology. 🤔

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@jtimsuggs Star Wars: The Wonder Years

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