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jesse spector

@jessespector

1 month

have you seen this hoodie i designed? you should get one imo it has a good message

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1 year

MLB OWNERS: sir, please, you can’t just sign everyone, please! STEVE COHEN (pointing at a seagull): Four years, $36 million

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NEW YORK CITY UPDATE

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4 years

Jose Altuve’s first at-bat this season...

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“There is no tolerance for racism,” says the team with that logo.

Chicago Blackhawks

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4 years

A statement from the Chicago Blackhawks.

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3 months

the savannah bananas remain perfect

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5 months

how many points did liberty score in january? 6? makes you think

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werewolves of london

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1 month

leaving this here

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3 years

Andrew Chafin looks like if 1988 Topps was a person.

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6 years

my man, that’s a browns game

Bill Mitchell

@mitchellvii

6 years

If Trump is unpopular, why do NFL Stadiums look like this? If Liberalism is popular, why do NFL Stadiums look like this?

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3 years

wanna see a dead body?

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INJURY UPDATE: Vogelbach (decapitated) staying in game.

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5 years

holy shit they're killing off the main character of the stanley cup playoffs

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what is adidas?

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4 years

Gotta use up your days before you leave a job, everyone knows that.

Jon Swartz

@jswartz

4 years

NBC News: Vice President Pence is going on vacation.

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jesse spector

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6 years

James Paxton is American now. Sorry, Canada, that's the rules. You can have him back if a moose sits on him.

Shannon Drayer

@shannondrayer

6 years

Holy Cow! Bald Eagle in opening ceremonies mistakes James Paxton for his handler and lands on his shoulder! #Mariners .

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7 years

Yordano Ventura pitched the best game of his career while paying tribute to Oscar Taveras, who died in a car accident. Now this. Brutal.

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2 months

sounds like they’re dealing with some pittsburgh pirates

Pittsburgh Penguins

@penguins

2 months

The Penguins announced today that the shipment carrying the Jagr bobbleheads for tonight’s game has been stolen en route to Pittsburgh. As a result, the bobbleheads will not be distributed at tonight’s game, but will be distributed at a later date.

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4 years

@craigcalcaterra All of this is reasonable except that Ohio 2 should be named 2 O 2 Hio.

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3 months

the video i saw did not include a quick and thorough response by the police, but instead by ordinary citizens trying to help in a horrific situation, the lack of help by the police was, in fact, notable

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jesse spector

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6 years

Be sure to cook your chicken thoroughly. You don't want to risk...

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6 years

Who's pitching today? Cole-Hamels And who else? What? Cole Hamels and who? That's it, Cole-Hamels. Right, and who? No, not Who, it's Cole-Hamels. Right, Cole Hamels... then who? There is no Who. The matchup is Cole... Hamels. And... who? I told you, it's COLE-HAMELS.

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jesse spector

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4 years

They keep playing the national anthem at NFL games. We simply aren’t allowed to enjoy sports anymore without politics being shoved down our throats.

David Hookstead

@dhookstead

4 years

NFL players all over the league are kneeling during the national anthem. We simply aren't allowed to enjoy sports anymore without politics being shoved down our throats.

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jesse spector

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4 years

congratulations on your functioning society

Axios

@axios

4 years

BREAKING: Auckland will join the rest of New Zealand this week in enjoying no coronavirus restrictions after the city's outbreak was deemed "under control," Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern just announced

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4 years

Clayton Kershaw has a 1.80 career World Series ERA against teams that aren’t cheating.

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1 year

everyone else got suspended for impersonation, but not me, the real ron desantis, because i am really very real and here to tell you PROTECT TRANS KIDS

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7 years

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT! PF CHANG'S WAITER: [Recites specials] STEPHEN A: [Acts surprised] To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature.

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5 years

Uh, the sky over Astoria right now...

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jesse spector

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3 years

We don’t need a story every time Brett Favre says some racist shit. We get it. He’s a racist. Go away.

TMZ

@TMZ

3 years

Brett Favre Believes Derek Chauvin Didn't Mean To Kill George Floyd, Went Too Far

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3 years

I will forever believe that Tony La Russa taking the Twins’ side against his own player led directly to the end of Yermin Mercedes’ career. It’s a dead straight trajectory and it’s an absolute shame.

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jesse spector

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6 years

NYC SEASONS Winter Fake spring Worse winter Fake summer (3 days) Winter again? GTFO Fake summer again Cold rain Allergies Summer Ultra-Summer Fall (3 days) More summer, are you kidding with this? Allergies Winter

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jesse spector

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3 years

really should’ve seen this one coming, it was meant to be

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jesse spector

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6 years

Recognize Al Powell’s key role in the Nakatomi incident, but don’t forget that he shot a kid. A complicated legacy.

Peter Shankman

@petershankman

6 years

This is Sgt. Al Powell, who, even though primarily a desk cop, was integral in stopping a huge terrorist attack in LA in 1988. How many of you will care enough to retweet to honor his service??

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jesse spector

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2 months

mo vaughn just posted this photo of himself with an enormous fish, sharing for awareness of mo vaughn and giant fish

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jesse spector

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3 years

The NYPD in Staten Island murdered Eric Garner over a cigarette.

Oliya Scootercaster 🛴

@ScooterCasterNY

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Dozens of Anti-mandate activists have entered a vaccinated only food court in Staten Island chanting "USA USA"

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jesse spector

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5 years

Married to a supermodel, lost a championship to the Giants in 2012, annoyed when the ball isn’t to his precise personally preferred specs... yup, checks out.

Levi Weaver

@ThreeTwoEephus

5 years

“He’s the Tom Brady of our sport,” says Alex Rodriguez of Justin Verlander. Look,

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jesse spector

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1 year

Protect Trans Kids

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jesse spector

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3 years

Friendly reminder that no matter who the president is, the stock market is not how we should measure the economy.

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

3 years

Trump said if Joe Biden is elected “the stock market will crash”. The DOW went over 30K today - for the first time in history - as the Biden transition is officially underway...

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jesse spector

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4 years

Remember when the most embarrassing Rudy Giuliani sex thing was having been married to his cousin for 14 years?

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

4 years

Here’s Rudy Giuliani, the personal attorney to the President of the United States. A still picture of Rudy from the Borat movie coming out on Friday. Cant wait...

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jesse spector

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6 months

@readlux @aaronnarraph

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4 years

“it’s just a few bad apples” how many cops in this video just look at the man injured and bleeding on the ground and do NOTHING

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jesse spector

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7 years

HAIL SATAN

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jesse spector

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2 years

This graphic says so much about the current state of the Rockies.

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jesse spector

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3 years

wow, my cousin in trinidad got the vaccine and she’s fine, and she just called off her wedding to some douchebag who cheated on her and got an std, then tried to play it off his swollen balls like that was a vaccine side effect

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@NICKIMINAJ

3 years

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

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jesse spector

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7 years

Worth remembering, Kentucky wasn’t in the Confederacy. So that’s not “heritage,” a trash explanation anyway. Just straight saluting racism.

rob delaney

@robdelaney

7 years

. @SenateMajLdr How's it goin' dude?

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3 years

Salvador Perez is the player people think Yadier Molina is.

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jesse spector

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7 years

Did @TheRock become less sexy in the past year? Because he's still a man and still alive, so I gotta call shenanigans on People.

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jesse spector

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5 years

hey @mlb ! are shifts fine ban the don’t shift thank you

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jesse spector

@jessespector

2 months

When Don Henley walks offstage but they haven’t played Hotel California yet

Dianna Russini

@DMRussini

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The Eagles aren't done...

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6 years

NON-GLASSES WEARERS: Wow, he’s lost it. Get this man out of any position of power right now. GLASSES WEARERS: It me.

Jon Levine

@LevineJonathan

6 years

WATCH: Sen. Orrin Hatch removes a pair of glasses he's not wearing

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jesse spector

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6 years

2010: Chicago wins Cup 2012: LA wins Cup 2013: Chicago wins Cup 2014: LA wins Cup 2015: Chicago wins Cup 2017: Chicago scores three goals while getting swept in first round 2018: LA scores three goals while getting swept in first round It really is a copycat league.

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jesse spector

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3 years

nature is healing

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jesse spector

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1 year

“I can’t get much wronger.” —Kanye West, “Stronger.” 2007 FACT CHECK: False.

Zachary Petrizzo

@ZTPetrizzo

1 year

"They did good things too, we've got to stop dissing the Nazis all the time," Kanye West continues on InfoWars.

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jesse spector

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5 years

Only the 2019 Mets could have the best moment of their season disappoint the entire baseball world.

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jesse spector

@jessespector

5 years

how is ice cream better at this than the elected officials in my supposedly progressive state?

Ben & Jerry's

@benandjerrys

5 years

It’s hard to celebrate 4/20 when so many people of color are still being arrested for pot. We have to do better. Learn more:

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4 years

The Mets will not wear pants in 2020.

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jesse spector

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3 years

I am delighted to report that two NYPD officers who got off the car ahead of ours did not re-board the train and ticket these extremely good subway dogs.

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jesse spector

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7 years

So, this is @SpeakerRyan 's suggested Trump defense?

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7 years

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a-

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6 years

Your XFL name is your online banking username and password.

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jesse spector

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7 years

Clay is a moron, but he’s right on this one. Obama was not a white supremacist, and nobody at ESPN could or should have said he was.

Clay Travis

@ClayTravis

7 years

There is no way a conservative @espn could -- or should -- have said these things about Obama.

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4 years

So, I have my grandmother’s popcorn machine from 1976. The manual includes helpful recipes. I have several questions, most of which are “what the hell?”

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19 days

“say what a pro wants again”

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jesse spector

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2 years

having the time of his life

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jesse spector

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4 years

The greatest trick the sports-industrial complex ever pulled was convincing people that those who spend money and time on garbage teams are better fans who are more worthy of enjoying success.

Jordi

@JordiGeee

4 years

#ChiefsKingdom Can’t relate....Arrowhead been packed all these seasons, even the losing seasons. We deserve this!

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1 year

MLB:

The Big Lead

@TheBigLead

1 year

MLB teams are now extending beer sales into the eighth inning to try and make up for the concession sale drops that have accompanied the shorter games.

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4 years

“What’s in the Cup?” “Corona.” “Should we get some limes?” “Limes for what?” “The beer.” “What beer?”

Diana C. Nearhos

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Not only players get to drink from the Cup

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jesse spector

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1 year

sure it’ll go great having the world’s most hardcore soccer fans in the middle of the desert with no booze while the plutocrats are sipping their chardonnay totally smooth sailing

Bill Shea

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jesse spector

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8 years

It's easy to win gold medals when there's no one else in the pool.

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jesse spector

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7 years

the lost lyrics to kokomo

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5 years

Make pizza bagels the St. Louis way!

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1 year

“white” is already there

Scott Charles, MAPP, FCPP

@TheScottCharles

1 year

One day, they’re going to come up with a term to describe the ability to shoot 14 people and still have journalists lead with your athletic accomplishments in high school.

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jesse spector

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7 years

Colin Kaepernick’s message is that police should be held accountnable for murdering innocent people. To some, that’s “hatred of America.”

Tomi Lahren

@TomiLahren

7 years

Congrats to Colin Kaepernick for popularizing the hatred of America. Good work, bro. Your buddy George Soros is so proud. #istand

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jesse spector

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6 years

Weird how the Denver Post laid off a ton of journalists, then printed a photo of the stadium in Philadelphia with "Phillies" all over it and called it Coors Field, I'm sure those are two totally unrelated things that happened.

Chris Chrisman

@chrischrisman

6 years

I’ve stared at this on my kitchen counter for five minutes.

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jesse spector

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6 years

The Cubs are the first team in major league history to have a difficult schedule and annoying travel because of rainouts. (source: Cubs Twitter)

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jesse spector

@jessespector

3 years

to be fair, kids are assholes a lot of the time

Sports Illustrated

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3 years

"The only people who are unvaccinated are a--holes." Charles Barkey unloaded on people who are not vaccinated and weighed in specifically on athletes:

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jesse spector

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5 years

You just can’t go 10 months without winning a World Series and expect to keep your job.

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jesse spector

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4 years

@LetitiaMontana sorry about your finger being broken, take this one, it works just fine 🖕

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jesse spector

@jessespector

3 years

Typical of late-career Duncan Keith to try to block a shot but ultimately not be able to.

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jesse spector

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3 years

Nationals radio broadcast picked up the sound of the gunfire really clearly. Just horrifying.

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jesse spector

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9 years

American Pharoah still hasn't raced any SEC horses.

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@jessespector

5 years

Congratulations on doing a cool thing that everyone loved, we’re putting you in an enclosed space with Pierre McGuire!

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jesse spector

@jessespector

2 years

embarrassing for the yankees to be involved with this

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@jessespector

7 years

“Stop eating out so much, you’ll never afford a home.” “Why don’t you eat out more? You’re killing the restaurant business.”

Business Insider

@BusinessInsider

7 years

Millennials are killing chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's

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3 years

@ToddRadom

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jesse spector

@jessespector

5 years

"Tommy Chong" is trending because Tommy Chong is on a TV show, not because Tommy Chong is dead or a horrible human being. I was very nervous when I clicked on that.

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jesse spector

@jessespector

1 year

we have like three of these per year now

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jesse spector

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3 years

who the fuck is sitting around like, yeah, it is absolutely necessary that the vancouver canucks play every last one of their games, that is a thing that needs to happen, especially the games against the ottawa senators

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2 years

@ElieNYC It goes without saying that it’s a sign of how broken we are that whether it’s “two-thirds approve” or “90% approve” or “51% approve,” every Senate vote is, at most, 52-48.

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jesse spector

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3 years

This is Peruvian skateboarder Angelo Caro Narvaez. Just figured that if we're all going to see the poor guy nutshot himself in the Olympics, we should be able to know his name and wish him well.

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jesse spector

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3 years

If Aaron Rodgers is going to host Jeopardy!, then LeVar Burton should get to be the Packers quarterback. Fair is fair.

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@jessespector

5 years

Bartolo Colon will be 58 at the end of Bryce Harper’s contract, and also probably his teammate on the Phillies that year.

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jesse spector

@jessespector

6 years

Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck everyone who voted for Donald Trump. Fuck everyone who didn't bother to vote. Fuck everyone who supports Donald Trump now. Fuck every member of Congress who has given Donald Trump one iota of help in achieving his goals. And fuck Donald Trump again.

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jesse spector

@jessespector

6 years

I know the Cubs aren't off to a great start, but this feels like an overreaction.

Chris Hayes

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Jesus they’re all such transparent frauds.

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@jessespector

4 years

my “not representing donald trump as president of the united states” letter has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my letter

southpaw

@nycsouthpaw

4 years

I love how the first paragraph goes on and on about how normal and cool this is.

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3 years

that’ll do

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@jessespector

3 years

Really awesome, yet once again a terrible story of how the richest nation on the planet can’t be bothered to step up and care for its people in the most basic ways.

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

3 years

Athletes should just stick to sports, right? Well, the NFL's DJ Swearinger bought 150 backpacks, filled them with school supplies, and gave them out to local kids in the neighborhood…

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BREAKING: The Tampa Bay Rays are permanently suspending operations after losing back-to-back games to the Chicago White Sox, causing all of their players to quit baseball forever and wander the earth in search of answers.

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5 years

BETTING TIPS FOR THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS 1. Don’t. 2. Seriously, don’t. Have you seen playoff hockey before? 3. Which part of “don’t” are you not getting here? You wanna lose money because Nick Bjugstad scores on a deflection at 1 a.m.?

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4 years

“Haha, they wouldn’t really attempt a coup!” — People who have apparently slept through the last four years

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