Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Rany Jazayerli

7 years

My latest article for @ringer is one of the most important of my career, and I hope you'll indulge me by reading it.

Many believe the devastation in Syria is the worst blemish on the outgoing president’s record. A Syrian American reflects on Barack Obama’s decision not to act, and explains how it contributed to the...

www.theringer.com

142

316

1K

Last Seen Profiles

@barbiesclutch

@LutonLegend

@amneeeeeeees

@jefsand10

@RUKA_sukufushi

@onikasleaze

@royalsodapapi

@D13Jaguars

@don_rickardo

@sickboyangelboy

@naop03

@ATDQM_Nancy

@Frankbluebenji

@MyWaylet

@sorvynn

@A5Lucas

@lingnai69037111

@PlutonicPlant

@gymgamergirl

@Sweezo_SFM

@schVIEWs

@cuhjoh

@yeonglic

@Garethislame

@KarenGoneWILD

@yestodbest

@forgetsmall

@diginomica

@MarcelinoSambe

@sogrady

@AppukuttyA50379

@diode_tech

@iHighwayHokkaid

@ADRIANR55632786

@loverboyiwa

@sydneysymoneee

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

1 year

Morocco, 732 Morocco, 2022 🤝 WE HAVE CONQUERED THE IBERIAN PENINSULA AND ARE PREPARED TO BATTLE FRANCE

391

21K

155K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

1 year

The most powerful woman in America

66

2K

24K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 months

San Francisco and Kansas City playing for a championship. One of the teams hasn't won a title in exactly 29 years. The other team is one win away from its third title in five years, cementing itself as a dynasty. But enough about the 2014 World Series.

77

948

14K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 months

By DVOA, the 2023 Ravens and the 2007 Patriots are both among the five greatest NFL teams of all time. They both held their opponent to 17 points. They both lost to this guy.

122

1K

13K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

For those who are arguing that the NFL should change the overtime rules to make sure both teams touch the ball: Chiefs owner Clark Hunt proposed just such a rule 3 years ago, after the Chiefs lost the AFC Championship Game in OT. His proposal was voted down. So don't blame us.

105

2K

9K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

6 months

Taylor Swift kissed Travis Kelce in Buenos Aires last night, and today two of the Chiefs' biggest obstacles for the #1 seed, the Bengals and the Ravens, lost at home to teams with inferior records. She's magic.

78

303

8K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

Patrick Mahomes had barely set foot in KC until three years ago. He has brought the city an MVP, a Super Bowl, committed to the Chiefs into the 2030s, and purchased equity in the Royals-all before turning 25. Has any athlete ever had such an impact on a city at such a young age?

112

589

7K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 months

The Kansas City Chiefs are the first team in NFL history to win at least 2 playoff games in 5 straight seasons.

22

637

6K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

8 years

The #Munich shooting disappeared off the media radar so fast after we learned he wasn't Muslim that most people don't know he wasn't Muslim.

165

6K

5K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF HAVING PATRICK MAHOMES AS MY QUARTERBACK

34

164

4K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 months

Harrison Butker broke an Adam Vinatieri record last night. Most 50+ Yard FGs Made in the Playoffs, Career 1. Harrison Butker, 6 2. Adam Vinatieri, 5 3. Matt Prater, 4 4. Robbie Gould, 4 Butker, at age 28, is already one of the two most clutch kickers in NFL postseason history.

11

254

4K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

1 year

FRANCE ACCEPTS THE CHALLENGE. THE BATTLE OF TOURS RECOMMENCES WEDNESDAY. It only took 1,290 years.

19

275

4K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

The best record in baseball is owned by the Los Angeles Dodgers. The second-best record in baseball is owned by the Kansas City Royals.

37

363

4K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 months

Some people hate Taylor Swift for the same reason some people hate the Chiefs: because that much success, no matter how deserved, makes some people jealous. So if you're a Chiefs fan, I can't imagine not being happy she's here. She's doing everything right. She's one of us now.

Braiden Turner

@bturner23

4 months

T Swift was giving out “high fours” after Rashee Rice ( #4 ) scored a TD😭😭

67

491

13K

52

191

4K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

Patrick Mahomes has had like 5 different throws in this game which would have been the most incredible play in Super Bowl history if his receiver could just hold onto the ball.

28

366

4K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

6 years

Patrick Mahomes has won two games at Mile High. The only Chiefs quarterback to have won more games in Denver is Len Dawson. Patrick Mahomes has played five games in the NFL.

34

894

4K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

3 years ago, the AFC Championship Game went to OT, the Chiefs lost the coin flip, and lost the game without Patrick Mahomes seeing the ball. Tonight, they won the coin flip, and won the game without Josh Allen seeing the ball. It might be unfair. But I feel zero guilt tonight.

sreekar

@sreekyshooter

2 years

the best players for the Chiefs tonight

53

571

5K

72

468

4K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

6 years

Well, it was never the first 18 years of a century that the Red Sox had trouble with.

30

627

4K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

My new favorite Patrick Mahomes stat: No team in NFL history had scored 31+ points during regulation in 5 consecutive playoff games. Mahomes has done that in his first 5 playoff games.

25

525

3K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

It's time to stop worrying about whether Patrick Mahomes will be the Greatest Of All Time one day and just focus on whether he will be the Greatest Patrick Mahomes He Can Be. Getting him an offensive line has to be the Chiefs' top priority.

64

160

3K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 months

Five years ago, before Patrick Mahomes' first playoff game, the Chiefs' franchise record in the postseason was 9-18. They've made it all the way back to .500 at 21-21.

11

261

3K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 years

The Chiefs are the first team in NFL history to score 26+ points in every game of the season.

17

681

3K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

Aaron Rodgers, one of the greatest QBs of all time, is 11-10 in the postseason, and has *appeared* in just one Super Bowl. Never take for granted what Patrick Mahomes has already accomplished. Never assume that his future success is assured.

34

211

3K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

Holy crap. Mahomes owns the Royals AND the Broncos?

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

4 years

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes has joined the Kansas City Royals ownership group, according to the team.

128

780

7K

40

249

3K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

Remember how the Chiefs caught a bad break by earning the #1 pick in 2013, when no franchise QBs were in the draft, instead of 2012, when Andrew Luck was available? Luck is retired, and that #1 pick, Eric Fisher, will protect the world's best QB's blind side in the Super Bowl.

30

165

3K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 months

I thought tonight couldn't get any better, and then they had John Elway bring out the Lombardi Trophy and hand it to the Chiefs.

26

142

3K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 months

Bill Belichick could be stuck at 296 career wins, 32 shy of the record, for another year. Meanwhile, you know who's got 258 wins, who's already narrowed the gap between them by 22 wins in the last four years, who's six years younger, and who's won 11+ games for 9 straight years?

82

124

3K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

The Chiefs were down 17-0, then they were on the bad end of the worst officiating call I've ever seen, and they won the game anyway - and I'm not the remotest bit surprised. None of this is normal. Patrick Mahomes isn't normal. These are the good old days. Enjoy every moment.

40

232

3K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 months

Patrick Mahomes has now played 16 postseason games. His line: 13-3, 4561 yds, 67% comp, 38 TD, 7 INT, 443 rushing yds/5 TD The last 10 (non-Mahomes) QBs to win the MVP award averaged 13-3, 4330 yds, 67% comp, 40 TD, 6.5 INT, 276 rushing yds/3 TD PLAYOFF MAHOMES IS AN NFL MVP.

27

368

3K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

11 days

The Chiefs have won back-to-back Super Bowls with Patrick Mahomes throwing TDs in those 2 games to Kadarius Toney, Skyy Moore, Marquez Valdes-Scantling, and Mecole Hardman. Their WR corps now goes Hollywood Brown, Rashee Rice, and Xavier Worthy. Sorry, NFL. You had your chance.

14

198

3K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

6 years

Sorry, Houston. Winning back-to-back pennants is insanely difficult. This is still the last team to do it.

22

491

3K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 years

This is the United States of America. We split the atom when no other country could. We put a man on the moon when no other country could. So don’t tell me we can’t do something to prevent mass murders when every other country can.

55

549

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

The Chiefs have allowed 31 points in their last four games. That is the fewest points allowed by the Chiefs in a four-game span since the 1997 Chiefs allowed 29. I repeat: THE CHIEFS DEFENSE HAS JUST HAD ITS BEST MONTH IN 22 YEARS. Merry Christmas, everyone.

29

325

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

9 months

One insane thing about Shohei Ohtani no one has mentioned: if you ignore his pitching entirely, he currently leads the AL in bWAR for position players EVEN THOUGH HE'S A DH. He would be the first designated hitter *ever* to lead the league in bWAR. AND HE'S A TOP-10 STARTER.

12

225

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

Lorenzo Cain was the best player on a World Championship team, the most important team I've ever rooted for. He scored from first base on a single *twice* in the same postseason. And at his peak he was the best defensive outfielder I've ever watched every day. Godspeed, LoCain.

38

131

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 years

Cutting Antonio Brown so he could sign with the Patriots is the biggest challenge the Raiders have offered the Chiefs in 15 years

17

390

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

1 year

Patrick Mahomes, on one ankle, with three of his four best WR out of the game, against the defending AFC Champions. Put some respect on his name.

33

253

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

Two years ago, the Buccaneers and Chiefs would have had a bye, like they deserved, and the Eagles and Steelers would have gone home, like *they* deserved. Instead, the Bucs led 31-0 before letting up, and the Chiefs led 35-7 before letting up. 14 playoff teams is so dumb.

70

238

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

With one game to go, the Kansas City Chiefs are averaging 425 points a season in the seven years (2013-2019) since Andy Reid was hired. The Chiefs scored 423 points in 2011 and 2012. Combined. God bless Big Red.

15

194

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

The six happiest words in the English Language are "Patrick Mahomes Plays For My Team."

13

184

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

8 years

And Theo wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

80

1K

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 months

Tired: Patrick Mahomes has never won a road playoff game Wired: Patrick Mahomes has never lost a road playoff game

3

168

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

6 years

This might have been Patrick Mahomes' worst game of the season. And it might have been the greatest quarterback performance I have ever seen.

24

395

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 months

Patrick Mahomes' career in a nutshell: Super Bowls he's won: 3 Games (out of 114) he's lost by more than one score: 4 That's not normal. That's not even normal greatness. That's almost supernatural.

11

182

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

As a Chiefs fan it pains me to admit this, but the Chargers are going to look FABULOUS in the highlights of Patrick Mahomes shredding their defense.

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

4 years

Chargers’ new uniforms... thoughts?

4K

3K

40K

40

183

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

KU played that second half like someone on UNC made a Wizard of Oz joke at halftime.

19

232

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

The 49ers hadn't blown a 10-point lead to the Chiefs since the last time they played the Chiefs

6

173

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

It's unorthodox, unprecedented, and probably against NFL rules. But I think the Chiefs should give Alex Smith a ring anyway.

55

95

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

6 years

John McCain had politics I disagreed with, and principles I greatly admired. John McCain was a flawed human being, and a genuine American Hero. No matter your politics, America would be a better place if all your political opponents had the character of John McCain.

26

311

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

1 year

Chad Henne, who threw ZERO complete passes during the regular season, coming in cold and immediately leading a 98-yard touchdown drive is one of the most impressive damn things I've ever seen. Even John Elway didn't come in cold on The Drive.

21

91

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

The highest Adjusted Net Yards Per Attempt in NFL history, minimum 1000 pass attempts: 5. Drew Brees, 7.08 4. Tom Brady, 7.08 3. Peyton Manning, 7.17 2. Aaron Rodgers, 7.29 1. PATRICK MAHOMES, 8.57 The gap between #1 and #2 is bigger than the gap between #2 and #32 . Insane.

32

281

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

6 years

In 18 years in Dermatology, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease in an adult. Even by Mets standards, this is amazing.

James Wagner

@ByJamesWagner

6 years

Noah Syndergaard is going on the DL with hand, foot & mouth disease. Possible he picked it up working at a kids camp over the all-star break. Perhaps why he had diminished velocity and was tired on Friday. Assistant GM John Ricco said they expect it perhaps to be just one start.

211

420

949

158

469

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

I mean this 100% seriously: Rudy Gobert's Covid-19 diagnosis probably saved thousands of lives.

Football España

@footballespana_

4 years

All 40,000 fans who attended #UCL encounter between Atalanta and Valencia last month was infected by coronavirus, the mayor of Bergamo has suggested: "It was a biological bomb."

95

709

500

35

366

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

It's going to be hysterical when Patrick Mahomes leads the 2022 Chiefs to the Super Bowl anyway

34

86

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

6 years

David Bote just hit the Golden Homer: a walk-off grand slam, down three, and with his team down to his last strike. For all the years we have pitch data, there are just two other Golden Homers: Chris Hoiles on 5/17/1996 and Alan Trammell on 6/21/1988.

34

511

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 years

Ned Yost was the greatest Royals manager of my adult lifetime. He took a flawed team to a Game 7, and then brought them back the next year and settled unfinished business. And he stuck around long enough to put the rebuilding project on good footing. Thanks, Ned.

21

171

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

8 years

Instant update: by championship probability added, that home run was the 3rd biggest hit in major league history.

45

1K

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

7 years

Speaking as a doctor: passing the #AHCA through the House without a CBO score is one of the most shameful things I've seen in politics.

33

774

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 months

If the solution to gun violence was to make it easier for people to carry guns, this never would have happened. Giving guns to 800 professionally trained good guys couldn't prevent this. Keeping guns away from a couple of bad guys would have.

Pete Sweeney

@pgsween

3 months

Mayor Quinton Lucas makes the point that the parade was staffed with 800-plus armed officers, yet still 22 wounded and one confirmed dead.

51

110

763

224

209

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

8 months

Andy Reid kicked a field goal on 4th and 2, kicked another field goal on 4th and 3, and punted on 4th and 4 twice, all so that he could go for it on 4th and 25

66

225

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

7 months

Bobby Witt Jr. just became the first player in the history of baseball to have 30 homers, 10 triples, and 45 steals in a season.

26

193

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

The Royals won this evening thanks to a solid start from Ervin Santana, Jarrod Dyson beating an infield grounder to the plate after he tripled, and a walk-off home run from Salvador Perez. 2013 is back, and it's glorious.

15

79

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 years

The 2010s are the first decade without a Yankees world championship since the 1910s. Who says America isn't making progress?

23

240

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

The relevant stats for Patrick Mahomes tonight: 0 injuries for 0 injuries, with 0 injuries and 0 injuries

16

109

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

It's just too bad Troy Aikman wasn't there in person to watch Patrick Mahomes throw 4 TDs to pass him on the all-time list. Oh wait

25

98

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 years

Good evening. Jorge Soler, a Kansas City Royal, is in first place in the American League in home runs with 12 games to go. His main competition for the title is out for the season. No one else in the league is within 8 home runs of him. It's happening, everyone. It's happening.

33

153

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

Josh Allen threw a go-ahead TD with 13 seconds left. His team lost without him ever touching the ball again.

58

81

2K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

The really cool thing about Patrick Mahomes is that he's the best player in football and yet he's indisputably even better in high-pressure situations.

16

67

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

6 years

True story: my 6-year-old nephew watched his first Chiefs playoff game with us, and he was so mad after Peters’ fumble recovery was overturned that he vomited. They’ve already destroyed my brother and I, and now the Chiefs are on to the next generation.

30

301

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

Anyway, for all the vaccine skeptics out there, congratulations on your new flag bearer: a baseball team that is 35-53 and has three winning seasons in 16 years under their current front office.

142

134

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 years

When deciding who to root for in the World Series, it is perhaps worth considering which person you would rather see get the final out of the season. The Astros' save leader: Roberto Osuna. The Nationals' save leader: Sean Doolittle. Doesn't feel like a difficult choice.

56

181

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

8 years

How appropriate that the first Cub to play in the WS will be a black man (Dexter Fowler) - they weren't even allowed to play the last time.

38

696

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

Against the most fearsome challenger in the NFL, the Chiefs whiffed on so many of the basics. They gave up a kickoff return TD, missed an extra point and easy FG, fumbled, and got stuffed on third-and-fourth-and-1. And they still won by 14. This team is soooooo good.

15

160

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 years

Andy Reid is a genius. He made sure the Chiefs got two of their most painful playoff losses ever out of the way before the playoffs even started.

22

167

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

Chiefs' offensive line in their last game: Remmers, Allegretti, Reiter, Wisniewski, Wylie. Chiefs' offensive line in their next game: Brown, Thuney, Humphrey, LDT/Long, Niang. I know I'm prone to hyperbole. But that might be the biggest game-to-game OL upgrade in NFL history.

17

128

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 months

Patrick Mahomes has played 17 postseason games, a full season, and has won 14 of them. Since Mahomes entered the league, the only teams to win 14 games in a REGULAR SEASON are: 2019 Ravens 2022 Eagles 2022 Chiefs Absurd.

17

164

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

Patrick Mahomes has possibly the worst game of his career. The Chiefs' streak of scoring 21+ points in 28 straight games, tying their own NFL record, ends. They also win, move to 14-1, and clinch the #1 seed. Being a Chiefs fan sure doesn't mean what it used to.

33

70

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

29 days

The Kansas City Royals lead the American League in most home runs hit, with 14. The Kansas City Royals also lead the American League in fewest home runs allowed, with 4.

27

101

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 years

Whit Merrifield spent 6 full seasons in the minors before debuting at age 27. Since then: 2016: .283/.323/.392 2017: .288/.324/.460 (led AL in SB) 2018: .304/.367/.438 (led AL in SB) 2019: .316/.369/.511 What he has done is almost without precedent in major league history.

44

157

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 years

The NFL season is barely two hours old, and I already feel compelled to thank the Bears once again for drafting Mitch Trubisky over Patrick Mahomes.

19

162

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 months

The Chiefs' solution to their WR woes appears to be: - rely on Rashee Rice as WR1 - at least Justin Watson can hold onto the ball, so he's WR2 - use Noah Gray and Jerick McKinnon more - Toney's still your gadget guy - bench MVS and Skyy Moore You know what? I'm fully on board.

72

55

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

Terrance Gore has more World Series rings (3) than Ted Williams, Willie Mays, Hank Aaron, Barry Bonds, and Mike Trout combined (2). Baseball.

36

163

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 years

Lorenzo Cain wins his first Gold Glove at age 33. Alex Gordon wins his seventh Gold Glove at age 35. Can you imagine how amazing it would have been to see them play next to each other in the outfield, five years ago, when they were both in their defensive prime? Sure you can.

16

65

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

It's happening, folks. Mike Trout is hitting better than ever in a season when offense is at its lowest point in decades. Trout has a 250 OPS+. No non-Barry-Bonds player has finished with an OPS+ above 233 since World War II. (Bonds *averaged* a 256 OPS+ from 2001-2004.)

38

133

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

Defense: Garbage Special Teams: Garbage Outcome: Win Patrick Mahomes, everyone. Patrick Mahomes.

11

70

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

Like half the country I have PTSD just thinking about the Needle, but in the entire week-long narrative of the 2020 election, two moments stand out far above everything else: 1) Fox calls Arizona for Biden 2) The Needle for Georgia suddenly flips from Trump +4 to Biden +0.4

Nate Cohn

@Nate_Cohn

3 years

This was obviously a fine moment for the needle, but the real proof is to go through the replies. They're amazing

94

209

3K

43

94

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

Congratulations to the 2020 AL Champion Tampa Bay Rays! And with that, the last American League team to win back-to-back pennants is still...

7

90

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

I just want to go on the record as saying I agree with everything @NateSilver538 is tweeting this morning, and you should read everything he's said. This decision to pause the J&J vaccine will almost certainly get people killed.

23

67

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

Okay, dermatologist speaking here: 1) We do not use Clostebol. We frequently prescribe *Clobetasol*, a potent topical steroid. 2) Clobetasol, which calms down the immune system, makes ringworm much *worse*, and is the absolute last thing we'd use for it.

FOX Sports: MLB

@MLBONFOX

2 years

Fernando Tatis Jr. has released a statement regarding his suspension. (via @MLBPA_News )

141

162

1K

42

314

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 years

The Royals have lost two games that they led after 7 innings in the last 18 hours. The 2014-2015 Royals didn’t lose a single game they led after 7 innings for 15 months.

45

279

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

Even the 2014-2015 Royals are impressed. Other cities have won more championships. But few cities have seen unlikelier comebacks to win titles in multiple sports. We are so blessed, Kansas City. What a run we've had.

FiveThirtyEight

@FiveThirtyEight

4 years

The Niners have a 93.8% chance to win. Mahomes will need magic. #SuperBowl

1K

786

3K

20

127

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 months

One final time: the Chiefs are the #3 seed no matter what happens next week. Rest everybody! Let Felix Anudike-Uzomah play every snap! See if MVS can catch passes thrown by Blaine Gabbert! Everyone could use a mental break - us fans included.

45

54

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

1 year

At this point I honestly believe that the Chiefs have a better chance of winning the Super Bowl if they fair catch every punt, go for two after every TD, and go for it on every 4th-and-short instead of trying a field goal.

43

83

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

4 years

Patrick Mahomes is so good he can pick up an extra four points by running a Benny Hill skit.

Cody Tapp

@codybtapp

4 years

This was hilarious

14

70

648

24

112

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

The final play before halftime in the AFC Championship Game is shaping up to be the most negatively consequential play in Kansas City sports this century.

22

115

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

The Chiefs remain undefeated when Patrick Mahomes completes a pass left-handed

4

67

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

11 months

I would like to personally thank Ja'Marr Chase for unlocking Petty Patrick for another season.

Patrick Mahomes II

@PatrickMahomes

11 months

That’s Who 💍💍

2K

14K

84K

7

39

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

3 years

In the last 24 months and 5 days, the Chiefs have won more playoff games (5) than they had won in the 49 years prior (4).

14

206

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

2 years

The Bengals' victory means that if the Chiefs win tomorrow, they will be the first team in NFL history to host the Conference Championship Game 4 years in a row.

21

72

1K

Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

5 years

Well I, for one, am thrilled that Major League Baseball just paused a World Series Game 6 for seven minutes to confirm an incorrect call.

43

200

1K