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2 Seasons Real Rob on Netflix, Gutfeld, Tonight Show, producer/writer CBS Man with a Plan, producer of 3 children.

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I misunderstood the new @budlight can
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My kids and I were forced to get drunk at the airport before our flight back to Alaska.
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I'm gonna not get a blue checkmark so I can stand out.
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I did stand up at the end of @Gutfeldfox tonight & it was the most fun I’ve ever had on tv.
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2 years
Peace out NYC and @gutfeldfox It’s been fun! Be kind, it doesn’t cost anything extra- unless you’re at a strip club then the levels of kindness are reflected in the pricing. Headed back to Alaska & my kids. Back next Wednesday November 2nd on @gutfeldfox
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It’s my birthday. And tonight I get to perform at @FoxwoodsCT with the king of late night @greggutfeld . Can’t think of a better gift to myself!
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It’s weird I just flew 6 hours from Boston to salt lake & I didn’t pee once and the plane just landed and no one gave me a trophy or anything.
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1 year
My bald spot & I are back in nyc. @Gutfeldfox tomorrow
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1 year
You didn’t ask for it and here it is. Jimmy & Jamie together tonight on @gutfeldfox . Let’s gooooooooo!!!!! 🤡 🤡 @jimmyfailla
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Reunited with my brother from another mother. @RobSchneider We will see you tomorrow night in @gutfeldfox with the 👑 @realgreggutfeld
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1 year
Hey 👋 I’m on tv w the 👑 of late night @greggutfeld tonight Let’s goooooooooooi
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5 months
I was the opening act for @iamrobschneider here almost exactly two years ago. Thank you Boise for making my first theater show a sellout. Let’s go. @boiseegyptian @gutfeldfox
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You might not believe this update but, I became friends with no earbuds guy because I felt bad he had nothing to watch. He was just sitting there. it turns out he couldn’t figure out the airline earbuds, they had the old school connector that wouldn’t connect to his phone. I let…
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2 months
Ok. Another flight question. Guy right next to me is watching a movie with NO EARBUDS. What would you do? Options: Ask him directly Snitch to flight attendant Hope he turns it off Am I missing any? Also do I post the video I just took? 😄
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I’m headed to Alaska to celebrate my birthday with my kids. Sometimes people ask me what my kids think when Greg makes jokes about how they don’t talk to me, I called them to ask but if went straight to voicemail.
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It’s the happiest one so far because of you ❤️
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@jamie_lissow Happiest birthday to you 🔥🌊❤️
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1 year
I refuse to ever use the term “birthing person” and will continue to use the term “people that won’t sleep with me.”
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1 year
Just discovered it’s a huge time saver to just throw away the food I make my son instead of setting it in front of him then throwing it out later.
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I flew to Arizona to surprise my friend and writing partner @RobSchneider for the premier of our movie @ddtmovie . His reaction is my fav thing ever….
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Today I traded my first class upgrade for a $400 airline voucher & got a whole row to myself & it was almost impossible not to yell suck it as I walked past first class.
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1 year
At a coffee shop in Alaska yesterday my son said “look dad, it’s Santa!” And he could have been talking about at least 3 guys.
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1 year
Headed to do @Gutfeldfox see you tonight!
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@jamie_lissow
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1 year
Such a fun show
@ajwimsatt
Andrew Wimsatt 🖐
1 year
Here are @Jamie_Lissow @LizMacDonaldFOX @KatTimpf and @GregGutfeld talking about Hunter Biden and his escapades; Joe Biden's think tank; and related topics.
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I misunderstood
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This was a fun one.
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Gutfeld!
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I HIGHLY recommend @KatTimpf ’s new book . By that I mean you should buy it & also I’m high. It’s so incredibly honest funny & insightful. I did the audiobook because it’s hard to hold a bong and a hardcover simultaneously. I was super eager to get to chapter 5 to make sure it…
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My flight to NYC got canceled but @AlaskaAir put me on this sweet alt flight that goes Fairbanks to Seattle, 7 hour layover, returns to anchorage(⁉️) 8 hours later departs to LAX- total trip 58hrs 47 minutes arriving after @Gutfeldfox tapes Wednesday. #blessed
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Thanks to @gutfeldfox and @greggutfeld fans packing the comedy clubs I have my first theater show coming up in Boise, ID on December 9th. Around two years ago I opened for @iamrobschneider at this same theater @boiseegyptian and I’ll never forget that night. Boise is the perfect…
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There’s no Wi-Fi or movies today on my 5 hour flight to Vancouver, so I’ll probably just close my eyes and listen to “Everything You’ve Ever Done Wrong” the audiobook that plays on a loop inside my head.
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At ten weeks old, Ruby has to go to the bathroom every 2-3 hours. As a man over 40. Same.
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1 year
More than meets the eye
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10 months
I love my @gutfeldfox fans. This “joke” is 99% true. The alarm went off & I stopped a different guy at another table from taking his pills. We ALL had a solid laugh, then I took the pills. I love that the crowds are mostly my age and older. -I have 7pm shows in Vegas now where…
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Super fun show tonight on @Gutfeldfox with the man @drdrew
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YOU CAN DO ITTTTT We did it. @Gutfeldfox
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A bad wig is basically a hat that says "don't listen to anything I'm saying". Had a great time on @gutfeldfox last night with my friends @kattimpf & @tyrussmash . Had a 4am pick up to make sure I get to Tampa @sidesplitterstampa in time for two sold out shows to start off the…
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1 year
Happy Sunday! See you in Gutfeld! Tomorrow night🤩🤡
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1 year
At my age the only fest I’d consider attending would be a snoozefest.
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2 years
Couple fans caught me post show outside my hotel cigar yellow crocs(my son picked out). They dared me to post. 😬 Life is hard but we’re in this for the long haul so why not have some fun. Be unapologetically you at every opportunity. @gutfeldfox tmrw night! I’ll be wearing this.
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🤩🔥🤡
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1 year
Such a fun @gutfeldfox show last night. I say that a lot but this time I really mean it. This weekend I’ll be in Houston doing @theriothtx Friday & Saturday then @capcitycomedy on Sunday… all shows still have tickets but all are close to selling out… let’s do ittttttttt TX!
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8 months
Pre @Gutfeldfox show shot, laughing at one of my own jokes so at least one person does. It was a fun one tonight with the 👑 @greggutfeld
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9 months
The “X” has been removed from atop Musk’s building in San Francisco. I haven’t seen an x taken down that fast since my divorce.
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1 year
They say everything happens for a reason but what if it’s not a good one.
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2 years
NYC! I posted a pic of me in first class the other day so wanted to even it out w this NYC bus pic. My first time. I asked if they had a frequent travelers program and she asked me how many scars I had. @gutfeldfox tonight 🤩
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❤️ 😭 🫶😬 I’ve got 10-12 years to talk him out of this.
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I’m about to be on the 👑 of late night @greggutfeld ��s show, @gutfeldfox . 📸 @troyconrads
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So, I’m wearing Yeezy slides, and I received at least a dozen messages telling me how inappropriate they were 😂 My 14 year old son got them for me so I love them for that alone & also last time I was in we were behind a desk so I didn’t even know they would be visible. I’m just…
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CABLE NEWS WATCHER
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🥂 Congrats @kilmeade & @OneNationFNC on Saturday! 913K tuned in to Brian and the gang. Pictured with Brian . . . @jamie_lissow
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Advice for overthinkers. ❤️🙏
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1 year
I’m at @Disney and pink lemonade is $15 I don’t know if it’s all day everyday or some kinda special so get down here if you want in on it
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I’m feeling very grateful this morning. I hope everyone has a great weekend. Last nights @gutfeldfox was gang busters , talking Hunter Biden - the gift that keeps on giving. Super excited about the album recording @wiseguysogden this weekend… all sold one show has a few tix
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1 year
Picked the worst time to walk to Chic-fil-A
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Vegas baby 🎰
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Some people are saying my new truck is a little much,but I never forget where I park. I’ll be in @gutfeldfox tonight then @laughfactorylas June 8-10.
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I got my puppy like $200 worth of chew toys & bones and she walked over all of them to chew the cord that makes my wifi work 😅
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11 months
Being a dad is confusing these days… @Gutfeldfox
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Holy smokes.
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1 year
A fun little @Gutfeldfox clip from last week
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1 year
🎰 @LaughFactoryLAS all week 🎰
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🐐
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Could have retired talk shows after this moment, never got any better than this
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Mr. Wonderful & Mr. JustOk together at last. @Gutfeldfox @kevinolearytv
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Question⁉️ Friday, my flight got delayed 5 hours. Missed connection. Spent $1000 buying a ticket on a DIFFERENT airline to make it to my show on time where I performed in pajamas & a ball cap, because no luggage. For compensation, they gave us a $100 voucher on my new least…
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It’s time to play, What’s Ruby Eating?
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I may be the only woman in the world who checks to see if @jamie_lissow is going to be on Gutfeld every single day. And that’s okay.
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I think about this every day. @gutfeldfox
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Your nyc forecast for today @Gutfeldfox @CarlsonComedy
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Hardest part of wrestling…
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@jamie_lissow
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3 months
Thank you for 6 SOLD OUT SHOWS‼️
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1 year
Such a fun show
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Gutfeld!
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See you tonight on the big show @Gutfeldfox @HeliumComedy Philadelphia this weekend 😘
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This is my only official @Twitter account. Blue check mark disappears for a bit when you change your profile pic. It will be back soon I guess if @elonmusk thinks I look cute enough.
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1 year
This was my fav block last night The shot of @KatTimpf ’s disapproving look listening to @tomshillue ’s psychotic @McDonalds order is gold
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Here are @tomshillue @jamie_lissow @kattimpf @greggutfeld and John Moody talking about McDonald's giving customers the chance to win free food for life.
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Super strong perfume - one of my top ten least favorite things. See you soon Houston @theriothtx fri/sat Austin Sunday @CapCityComedy
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#1 Home Security Tip
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As my son would say, last night w @RobSchneider was lit 🔥. So much fun with the 👑 @greggutfeld on @Gutfeldfox
@turner060901
SassyAss 🇺🇸💚
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@Gutfeldfox …….awesome show last night!! Absolutely no 2 better guests than @RobSchneider & @jamie_lissow (unless you throw a @jimmyfailla in too 🤭🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love you all!!
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This was so funny to think about I apologize to everyone involved
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Good times 🫶
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Huge crowd for @jamie_lissow in Naples. That’s 7 sold out shows.
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See you tonight on @gutfeldfox ‼️
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BREAKING: Pfizer vaccine shown to be equally as effective as just wearing one of those little circular bandaids.
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Tuesday 🤩
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@jamie_lissow @greggutfeld When are you going to be on Gutfeld again
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In my humble opinion most people don’t do breath work correctly.
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I’m on @Gutfeldfox tomorrow 🤩
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Happy Dude
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@jamie_lissow I flew in from Phoenix, AZ for Gutfeld! Hopefully you will be there because you’re the funniest guest.
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HNY!!
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See you tonight on @Gutfeldfox ‼️
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I got downgraded by Hertz so I gotta drive this all week @LaughFactoryLAS
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This show was 🔥. For real. I’m still laughing.
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Gutfeld!
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I think the guy in front of me thinks the plane will crash if he stops loudly eating popcorn.
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@cctvidiots Twitter needs an unsee what I just saw button @elonmusk
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What about speed dating but everyone’s really on speed? Let’s get it over with. @gutfeldfox TONIGHT @bananascomedynj this Friday/Saturday
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This one was a goodie
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This caption should have read: woman forgets how microphones work
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Daily Wire
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Randi Weingarten on student debt relief: “This is what really pisses me off! During the pandemic, we understood that small businesses were hurting, and we helped them… All of the sudden, when it’s about our students, they challenge it!”
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It’s -22 below here in Fairbanks, AK Where’s everybody at and what’s the temp?
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True story w pics to prove it. Which is worse?
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It was a fun one. 🤩🔥❤️
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Gutfeld!
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That bittersweet feeling when @edhelms mentions your name just to say he doesn’t know who you are. 😂😉
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See you tonight @Gutfeldfox
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Thursday night 🤩
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Sheila George☘️🟦
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@jamie_lissow are you on Gutfeld this week?
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The joy I get from FaceTiming my kids is the opposite of the feeling I get when someone else is FaceTiming their kids near me with no earbuds.
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I was watching some clips and remembered we did a @gutfeldfox Q&A one night in Huntsville. Must try this again it was a joy. See you tonight on @gutfeldfox !
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