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@jalanfatale

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@jalanfatale
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Twenty-two!
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Dark skin women in luxury. A thread.
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Stevie Wonder waking up tomorrow
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Seduction :( ppl don’t know how to flirt without being disgusting.
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The woman is a former forensic accountant polyglot whose visited over 60 countries and spent ten years on Wall Street. It costs $1000 for a one hour zoom call. Y’all are not the intellectual or financial market she is looking for 😭
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Escort who caters to Wall Street bankers rakes in $34K per week in December: ‘Most interesting woman they’ve ever met’
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Confrontation. Everybody likes to confuse emotional repression with maturity.
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What’s actually healthy despite most people thinking it’s not?
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This carries the same connotation as the Olsen Twins beat up Birkins. When you actually have money, luxury becomes an everyday thing.
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The bottom of them heels let me know just how crusty the both of them are… #Married2Med
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I know you are not actually….the color purple 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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GET UP 😩
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“ALL MY LIFE I HAD TO FIGHT!!”
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@jalanfatale
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Black love
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Let’s drive around, look at Christmas lights, and say “i know they light bill high”
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I hate the “I should be a stripper” discourse. You have to stop after five minutes on the Stairmaster and don’t speak up at the nail salon. Be serious.
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Women pls keep $576.82 on you at all times
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Don't put me on Child Support and expect me to be an active father. You gotta pick one
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Tenitra Michelle, Kelendria Trené, Beyoncé Gisele. If those not the blackest, 90sist girl names I’ve ever heard. 😭
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One thing about Tenitra Michelle, she WILL eat everytime.
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@jalanfatale
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I can’t wait til women collectively realize that the things you’re seeking in a man you really need a community for.
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Atlanta the last place in the country that need a beach
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No social skills, no suggestive undertones, no confidence, no tact just LUST and a fourth grade vocabulary. For shame
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I’d like to think I’m not in a cult, but if BEYONCE dropped tickets for Act II at this very moment in time, I would find a way to pay it.
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I Hope she DOUBLES prices. I love that courtesans are alive and well.
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@jalanfatale
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Sex is amazing and I could see why someone with no hobbies, community, or has never been to therapy would THINK it’s a basic human need. But it’s not.
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@jalanfatale
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That concludes this series 🤎 follow for more.
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They are at the end of the day, clothes, meant to be worn and loved. It’s not a piece of art or the Mona Lisa to someone who can buy three.
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I want more black women knowing and steering clear of things, people and opportunities that are beneath them. Be more discerning. More exclusive. Charity is for volunteering, not your life.
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Scorpios and Geminis are superior. It is not a debate
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@lmTheReasonWhy I read her article out of interest and looked at her booking site. She runs a financial YouTube page, that she started a week ago. All of her subscribers found her through the article. Marketing Queen!
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I have never seen or heard a man say he had a soul tie. Please tighten up.
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And before I mute this, for those of y’all saying “JuSt HaVe SeX wItH pEoPlE wHo CaRe AbOuT yOu 🤪”, DUH! Do that AND have Plan A, B, C and D! Shit happens anyway
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@taayanthony Not you explaining accountability like they care 😭 violence sometimes IS the answer
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This 🫴🏾 is what you’re fighting against
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You can’t hold eye contact or flirt w men without saying “Oh really?” What would you do in a strip club?
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For y’all that don’t know the vibes.
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Jasmine The Great | Brand Strategy & Marketing
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If you’re going to do it do it well. And black girls — this translates to NYC/Detroit in the 80s. Think dope man’s wife. Hell, think low calorie diet apostolic pastors wife. That’s what it looks like on us lmao
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Men are so strange cause why is y’all response to her getting body shamed “I’d still fuck” ??????
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INeedAToyotaSupraByTomorrow☄️👻
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Jorja Smith still getting put through a mattress fuckin wit me
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@sexy_oma_ Confrontation ≠ aggression. It’s just direct.
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Only in DeKalb will you get bullied for reading a book IN SCHOOL 😭
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@jerzdaycult Because they’re weird
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Cardi not having a pre-nup is……
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Y’all just be bored, loveless and rabid. And need higher self esteem.
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@Steph_LovinMe They’re going to anyway unfortunately, so at least have the money to a word it
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@onlykeepit100 Did I say that or did you make that up? Reflect.
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Want someone to watch and take care of your kids? Community. Reassurance and love? Community. Money? Community. Decreased rent costs? Community. Someone to take something off your plate? COMMUNITY.
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You don’t need a man, you need a break and support which everyone has been tricked into thinking men *typically* provide. But have you met men?
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Soul ties = emotional attachment issues and low self esteem/self worth. The only demons y’all are fighting are your inabilities to self reflect and detach from people who hate you. Don’t argue with me, argue w that man who made you cry on your birthday! [CLOSED]
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Oh I love it. All the Tanika’s, Latisha’s, Mitochondria’s all of it. Black it UP.
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@AGRL2DIE4 It’s not delusion if it works
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@notbaldanymore You were correct!
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Soft power ≠ submission. If you’re using “traditionally feminine” feminine methods like beauty, charm, seduction, emotional manipulation or anything along those lines to get what you want? That’s dominance babe. You’re not submitting to anything.
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@SCANLANBLURR Then let’s be quiet.
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I love scaring off men who suggest marriage and kids to me by bringing out budget plans. Now we arguing about why Montessori tuition is so high.
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Y’all don’t get Miley’s big country hair, but I do.
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@hedonisticera99 What is even going on and why
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Chasity and this label exec. This is what I came to SEE. #rapshit
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@1ricotyb Right cause what you even talking abt
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Confidence isn’t always something you build, sometimes it’s something you return to.
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@legallyines how are we ines
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@BobbyKingDeal A black woman probably so yes.
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I’m not even married yet and I have clauses drawn up. Anything else is nonsense.
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@ModernKitchn Who said confrontation was a necessary response to every scenario?
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Thinking of that lady who went viral on here last year for questioning why we as ✋🏾 people use such violent terminology to describe sex and I think we should bring that up again. Because why?
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@_4dyce LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA
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I’m just gonna say it because I thought it was obvious but I guess not. The reason our community will never take abusive men to task is because of how much of our culture would be decimated if we held EVERY ABUSIVE man accountable. We’d have almost nothing.
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I really enjoy men who ask a lot of questions. Such a green flag. Men that don’t ask you questions are a no.
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@forevathatgurh I love me some Colony! The pictures don’t even do her justice
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This is blowing up so let me just say. Not only do I not care about y’all experiences and if men have said it to you, you are both stupid for thinking it exists. Hope this helps! 🩷
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I love when someone sees me being me and all of my me-ness and try to talk me into toning it down or humbling myself. No, actually, I’m about to double it. Thanks.
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@SCANLANBLURR You know her personally?
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Gracie crying over this cake….. #MayDecember
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@GlamazonJay @brownandbella Lizzie’s in a box was so crazy 😭
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The black girl expecting the most >>>
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Wow
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@GreatestAt_it @1Alyse “Shennettigans”
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You don’t have to take what you can get. You don’t have to choose the lesser of two evils. You don’t have to settle.
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@ihythreat Girls, women, there are so many other COMMON options 😭
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@MrsBundrige @lmTheReasonWhy Right because only one person is risking their lives. This is not a group project.
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@kuntystratus @cardithabrat @mformiinaj @Jaie_O @Xanderdash @SteveMadden @NICKIMINAJ The brand itself LITERALLY just said there was never an offer made yet here y’all are LMAOO
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@legallyines ...okay points were made
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@GawkGawkThwack @queensiahb I’m scared, but intrigued
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Why were y’all crumping and twerking at protests
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Big 19! #115
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@Nesha98417597 I would link several sources but Google is free. Maybe try before talking to me next time?
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@dmwilliams77 They won’t!
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@can_doggy Embarrassing
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🤍
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This why I don’t like Shawna. This man is recording you, threatening to beat you up on live and you didn’t screen record it. Now meeting him…at night….in a park w no weapon? And still gone hold him down? #RapShit
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Language tutors, strollers, babymoons, college funds, doulas, maid service and in-house chefs
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I’m at the age where the emotionally avoidant hyper sexual man is a turn off to me. You are one in a million and no one will ever love you.
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@ByronGraffiti I’m not taking advice from nobody who got they ribs removed, tf
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Y’all can sense the darkness in people but are getting cheated on?
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@madeinamazing @Ilyvonn1 LOOKING at him you can tell no girl has ever asked him for a Chanel
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