Canโt believe itโs been 10 years. So many happy memories, people always ask me if weโll get back together - never say never. Iโm waiting by the phone
@NiallOfficial
#10YearsOfOneDirection
Utterly devastating about Caroline Flack. She was a fun, kind beautiful person, always loved seeing her. So unfair that this has happened. Letโs pray we learn from this and remember to be a little bit more compassionate to people when they are down.
I loved the new Lion King. Watched it in a cinema packed full of familyโs and children. I must apologies for audibly telling Scar to โf**k offโ at one point. I think I was a little pumped up.
Such a weird feeling. Iโm bitterly disappointed. But donโt feel robbed, angry or particularly depressed. The team over achieved, played some really decent football and totally reset the nations attitude to international football. What a great summer they gave us.
#ENG
#WorldCuo
OH MY GOD. I have just been informed that during the recording of my christmas show with my father at The London Palladium a couple were kicked out of the theatre for having sex during the show. ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฒ
Who gets horny watching my dad tell anecdotes about Elaine Stritch!?
Been on delayed plane for over an hour and just had this announcement: โthis is your pilot checking in with an update. There is no update. I still donโt know anything. Thank you.โ
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Thanks hun.
I think our Colonial past should be on the curriculum, thatโs why History is so valuable. We can use it to inform ourselves and take lessons for the future. Letโs not put our national story through a nice Instagram filter. Discuss, debate and learn from it.
So sad about Sean Lock. He was such a special comedian. One of the quickest, most naturally witty people Iโve ever worked with. Worlds a less funny place without him. RIP.
๐ฆ
@Arsenal
have let go of Gunnersaurus, who has been a loyal servant of the club for 27 years as part of cost cutting measures.
๐ Not the start to deadline day
@Arsenal
fans wanted.
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
Favourite Brits ever. Rod and Harry fighting over my mum, Queen Lizzo, Scottish Beyonce being a legend, Dave! Some of the best performances Iโve ever seen. Massive team of people make that show happen, well done to all of them!
#BritAwards2020
The only way he comes back from this, is if thereโs a longer version of the video where he pulls off a mask to reveal weโve actually sold them Mustafi.
#arsenal
#Koscielny
#Mustafi
#muppets
That was amazing!
#NHS
so brilliantly British. I think tomorrow at 8pm we should all go to our windows and do a collective eye roll and tut for every dumb tit ignoring government advice.
US Customs Official: What is the purpose of your stay?
Me: Disney press tour.
Official: Who is your primary contact?
(Long pause)
Me: Mickey Mouse?
*tumbleweed*
Just walked past a Quicksilver shop and had a horrendous flashback to being thirteen and having a Quicksilver hoodie and a necklace with a shark tooth on it. Oh and Adidas glasses. Plllayaaa.
Thereโs a lot of very depressing stuff on Twitter today. So letโs unite in this, I used to look like an absoloute knob. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Line of Duty is so brilliant. Made in a pandemic, without a Hollywood budget, brilliant performances everywhere. Proper event television. No other show do I get calls from all of my family afterwards to talk about the twists and quote Tedisms in a terrible Northern Irish accent.
New Lion King trailer is amazing. Iโm billing
@Disney
for the therapy Iโm going to need. As if watching a cartoon Musfasa dying wasnโt traumatic enough, now I can see the light drain from his eyes in IMAX 3D.
#TheLionKing
What an innings Alastair Cook, the only way it could be more fairytale is if with the final delivery he clobbers a six and the ball lands on
@piersmorgan
After eating this (his first McDonalds in 15 years) I heard
@fatherwhitehall
tell my mum that heโd just had โsomething called a Chicken McFlurryโ also notice the smuggled in Pinot and makeshift ice bucket.
Itโs not even 10:30am and Tom Skinner has already had Pie and Chips with Wayne Lineker, sold 500 mattresses and appeared on national television to defend the concept of โbanterโ.
What a time to be alive.
'Landlords should be on the ball.'
@iamtomskinner
says pubs shouldn't have to employ more staff to be 'banter' police, landlords should take more responsibility for the behaviour in their pubs.
I never thought it would happen and I canโt believe Iโm saying this. But I genuinely think Tottenham might be in with a chance of winning a trophy here.
#worldcup
Big up Leicester City. Really hope they qualify for the Champions League. Especially if itโs at the expense of one of the Super League cabal. They are such a well run club. Chat shit behind everyoneโs back to line your own pockets - get banged.
Over heard an american in the hotel who had just seen
@fatherwhitehall
in the lobby and was trying to explain Travels With my Father to his friend: โitโs about an esteemed English actor from the 1950s who goes on vacation with his doofus son.โ ๐