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@heyitschili

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Atlanta based comedian and designer

Joined January 2009
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Waking up with a traditional Italian coffee
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Why does this cat look like he’s being shown the tweets that got him fired
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My man brought tortillas to the hibachi. look at him thriving
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y’all done fucked up now
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Momentarily thought the Cincy quarterback had a big ole ass
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get in losers we’re going 3-9
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define … beauty
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How about millennials shut the fuck up for the first time
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Millennials try Cracker Barrel for the first time
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Alabama lost this game 44-16
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Alabama Outsider
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This isn’t photoshop
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is this Run the Jewels
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tears welling up in my eyes as I swing my kettlebell in honor
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There’s just so…. SO much packed into this headline
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One of the most sought boudoir photographers in the Southeast and champion barrel racer Matt Mathews is fighting back after he says state officials swarmed his property and took his opossum.
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cartoon wolf ass suit
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Travis Kelce Fan Page
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Travis at the Kentucky Derby!
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Belichick, staring joylessly while a Magic City dancer claps her ass in front of him
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The Atlanta Falcons have been interested in landing Bill Belichick for weeks, per sources. Belichick isn't the only candidate they are targeting.
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wow new Matt Damon movie looks wild
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I am laughing and it is hilarious
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RIP Terry
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Me coming to your houseparty when the virus is gone
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average SEC couple
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Charles is for the people
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Atlanta, thank u
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@markpopham TACTICAL SUNDRESS SEASON
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The fate of a nation is in his hands
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This is a top-notch Far Northeast Philly/Lower Bucks County accent
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hell yeah
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the star of Righteous Gemstones S2E3 was the Gravy Freestyle machine at Fancy Nancy's
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wow congrats fish
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New York Post
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Diver spots fish wearing a gold wedding ring in Australia
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Montage of Brian Kelly sampling food from LSU tailgates, face beet red as brown pretends to enjoy the spice level
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Hardcore gambling addict with his house riding on the game, sweating bullets cursing though the Nickelodeon feed of the Super Bowl
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GIMMIE FUEL GIMMIE FIRE IM A COVID VAX DENIER
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BLABBERMOUTH.NET
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JAMES HETFIELD Says He Is 'Skeptical' About Coronavirus Shot, Hopes COVID-19 Vaccine Passports Won't Be Required
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If you open carry the Chick-fil-AR they have to serve you on Sunday
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So exhausted by Alabama. To paraphrase, rooting for the Tide is like going to a casino and rooting for the house.
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“Ladies and gentlemen, the Tangiers Hotel proudly presents the all new Sam Rothstein show, ACES HIGH”
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clay ⛷️
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does anyone else rearrange the pepperoni on their frozen pizza to make sure theres as much pepperoni on each slice as possible?
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Damn girl are you Ashli Babbitt, bc it’s January 6 and I’m trying to put one in you
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THE MOKEYS’ FAMILIARITY WITH FIREARMS
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On the 2nd day, 7 individual monkeys were arrested. Locals responded by saying, ‘Is that it? There’s a thousand of them.’ Authorities reiterated that ‘The monkeys’ familiarity with firearms and their ability to interpret human body language pose challenges in apprehending them.
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Got some new artwork today
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bonkers photo choice
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247 Nigeria News Update
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, his wife and two daughters test positive for COVID-19.....
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Y’all need to quit playing Wordle, and start reading the Word, Y’all.
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Salute to the most International Woman on this International Women’s Day
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Unverified but it appears a woman was filming an aerobics class in Naypyidaw while the military was undertaking the earliest actions of the coup. Just surreal.
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Una mujer hizo su clase de aerobic sin darse cuenta de que estaban dando el golpe de Estado en Myanmar. Y pues puede verse como el convoy de militares llega al parlamento.
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people fighting inside a Waffle House in the style of Hopper's Nighthawks
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I knew Kirby was comfortable in big bowls just from looking at his haircut but I still have this ready for tonight
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Surprising a girl w a huge Tiffany’s box, then dunking on her when she finds out it’s just a basketball. You gotta protect the rim, that’s why you didn’t get a ring.
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Twitter. It's Twitter.
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@ShutdownFullcas Nick Saban portrait in the style of 1960s Chinese propaganda posters
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Pepto Dismal
@DaboUniTracker
Dabo Uniform Tracker
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Dabo’s outfit at today’s Lady’s Clinic.
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Just when the Supreme Court made me lose all hope… a glimmer of light in the darkness
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Say hello to corn dog donuts, the newest creation from South Philly's Okie Dokie
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This is the first time hats this powerful have been available outside of a truck stop
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If I had a time machine I’d go back to 2015 and give myself this photo with no explanation
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Going to enjoy the Jordan documentary the way it was meant to be seen - projected onto an enormous pair of jeans
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the wedding registry is just a thousand gallons of Garnier Fructis???
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TigerNet.com
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Clemson's Trevor Lawrence, Marissa Mowry announce engagement:
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Deadlifting today
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I will smack the SHIT outta Young Sheldon
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not even gonna lie he looks so powerful here
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A big breakfast at a diner???? Only in New York, BABY
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@ericriveracooks Looking up “uncrustables, les” in Larousse
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This is a baby at 6 weeks old. Now how do you feel???
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amen brother
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Folks, the billionaires are at it again
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@edsbs Where was this truck Jan 6?
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Tell me you’re white without telling me you’re white
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They’re making this the new national anthem
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Thinkin about the Babar tracksuit
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Looks like 40 more years of not winning national titles
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UGA Alumni
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BREAKING: Uga came out of his house this morning and says #DawgsOnTop forever. #GoDawgs
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You don’t want a man you want Summer Camp
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Book Warrior. Reading Is Fundamental!
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Why aren’t all men like this?
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RT IF YOU THINK HOT N READY MEANS HOT N READY
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Occupy Democrats
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BREAKING: Tennessee man arrested for wielding an AK-47 — the same gun used by the Taliban — inside a Little Caesar’s pizzeria after he was told his pepperoni pizza would take ten minutes to make. RT IF YOU THINK WE NEED GUN CONTROL NOW!
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yes I attended the William Refrigerator Perry Honors School at Clemson University sponsored by the Smokin Pig
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Fellas, is it gay to enjoy the bounty of the sea???
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Waffle House lets you smoke in the booth if you pass it to the line cook
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Me and @edsbs are building a tiny clubhouse like this
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Georgia fans, nothing’s changed. You can still win the title, and you can still go do adderall at Top Golf while you argue with your drunk girlfriend.
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the haters and losers said I couldn’t do it but I’m 3 years sober today (photo unrelated)
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this is a fun one
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Very Busy
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Graduate of the Hillary Clinton school of accent-based pandering
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Brian Kelly making his welcome speech at halftime of the Ohio/LSU basketball game tonight.
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nobody bought my script, but Amy believed in me. She believed in Nightbitch.
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Amy Adams will star in Nightbitch as a woman who thinks she's turning into a dog.... Could she turn the role into an Oscar?
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Hell yeah dog
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amen
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Yes I studied rhetoric under Professor Bologna
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Peak Atlanta and it’s not even 8am
@johnjspink
John Spink
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BREAKING: News van stolen with reporter inside, wrecks in Midtown - #Atlanta
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Every photo of Gaga and Joaquin from the set of Joker 2 just looks like the worst couple arguing in EAV
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Star Bar tonight. 9:30. Free. Photo unrelated.
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alpha mindset
@WFLA
WFLA NEWS
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WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse #Florida #COVID19
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lol why are y’all excited
@AtlantaFalcons
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GOOD MORNING #NFLDraft
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Frank Caliendo, read the emails out loud
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@edsbs "David Coggins is the author of Men and Manners and the New York Times bestseller Men and Style. He writes about fly fishing for Robb Report and tailoring, drinking, and travel for numerous publications" all that's missing is just how much money he inherited
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Myrtle Beach has a “Trump Superstore” and I’m sorry but I had to
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I just can’t stop watching this
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HE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH, PAWL
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