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Celtic daft for as long as I can remember. Larsson daft since 1997. Like to have a debate about all things Celtic.

Joined December 2021
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@henke_hoops
Henke_hoops
5 months
If the Alistair Johnston handball had been by a Rangers player in their box I’d be screaming for a penalty. Then once I realised it was offside anyway I’d shut my stupid mouth. 😂😂😂
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@henke_hoops
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1 year
Sliding into Easter Sunday. Happy Easter everyone.
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@henke_hoops
Henke_hoops
2 years
See that’s Lyon finished 8th in their league, Sparta Prague 3rd, Brondby 4th, Braga 4th, Frankfurt 11th. Have you ever seen a team come up against as much utter shite in their life in one season? They will never see such luck again.
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1 year
The plasterer had a look at my living room in this exact same way when he came in to give me a quote.
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4 months
Palma is a myth. No better than Haksabanovic.
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22 days
If Shankland hand ball yesterday isn’t even a yellow, how can the Killie accidental one be a straight red AND a penalty?!
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20 days
Celtic pot shot - he praises the fans, said he asked for more money, didn’t get it, left, had an offer to go to Denmark, he thinks Glasgow weather and Danish weather is shit, so moved to US for the climate. Zero pot shots taken. Bad news story number ? this week?
@Record_Sport
Daily Record Sport
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Giorgos Giakoumakis in Celtic pot shot as he finally reveals REAL reason for exit and what was 's***' about Glasgow
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4 months
Let’s not kid ourselves on…Palma is on a par with Haksabanovic.
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5 months
Conor Goldson is the biggest cheat in Scottish football.
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6 months
Contrast and compare. 0 penalties given here.
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@ScotlandSky
Sky Sports Scotland
6 months
🔵 Rangers equalise in stoppage time! After a VAR check, referee Nick Walsh points to the spot - Tavernier makes no mistake in making it 1-1. Your thoughts on a crazy few minutes of football? 👇
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9 months
Can we say McGregor has been pish? Is that allowed?
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7 months
Shirt pull. Only certain teams get penalties for that??
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11 days
Anybody have his first save, remember the huge cheer, having had to witness hologram hands Barkas in goal. 🙈
@Iwata_beadored
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Joe Hart x Still standing😎
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7 months
Every now and then the officials let their mask slip, like the wee smile & nod today and this by Ian Brines, momentarily going for Lennon to back his heroes up in a scrap.
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1 year
So basically Tommy Burns has been the only Celtic manager we’ve had since Billy McNeill with actual real affinity for Celtic.
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1 month
I’m really enjoying their recent drop in form. However I still fear that this Celtic squad are capable of dropping points in the next few games. Time to knuckle down and start performing for 90 minutes!!! 💚
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3 months
Nepotism, shite recruitment, re-hiring a manager who left under a cloud, hoarding money, signing hunners of shite players, dishing out 5 year contracts, banning a section of our most fervent supporters….. An absolute shambles of a football club. Run by dinosaurs in comfy seats.
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1 year
Rangers will have kicked off earlier or the day before Celtic 18 times this season after today. Celtic have kicked off earlier or the day before Rangers only 6 times this season. Why?
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2 months
Reminder, if Rangers had actually WON yesterday, they’d have been 2 points clear with a potential to make it 5 on Wednesday night. All Their faux celebrations, “moral winners” and claims of “important victory” are disguising the fact that again, they fell short when it matters.
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Henke_hoops
7 months
Nothing to see here Timmy, move along.
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1 year
Rangers have kicked off earlier or the day before Celtic 17 times this season. Celtic have kicked off earlier or the day before Rangers only 6 times this season. Why?
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1 year
Said at the time, fucked over by Ange, treated terribly by him. Folk couldn’t see by the “trust Ange” mantra.
@ATLUTD
Atlanta United FC
1 year
The fastest player in club history to reach 🔟 goals. Giorgos is 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 ⚔️
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1 month
Amazing how shite Shankland always looks against his boyhood team.
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8 months
@WindyDiego Kenny Miller looks like one of those Mexican alien corpses.
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29 days
The fact that a 32 year old winger who was told that he could find a new club is the guy scoring to keep us on track to win a title tells you everything you need to know about our manager and the clubs recruitment. A shambles from boardroom to the pitch.
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Henke_hoops
1 year
Rangers have kicked off earlier or the day before Celtic 16 times this season. Celtic have kicked off earlier or the day before Rangers only 6 times this season. Why?
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6 months
I say this with no hesitation, I Love Lenny, the way he is talked about by Celtic Supporters is a disgrace.
@lewgy88
🎸lewgy
6 months
Its time.
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2 months
I’ve said it before, VAR gets used to justify the slightest of fouls vs them, no other team CONSISTENTLY gets penalties as soft as this. Soft as shite penalty to Rangers.
@ffraser1875
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2 months
Un fucking real Fuck the sfa
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Henke_hoops
5 months
Roger Hannah on @ClydeSSB vehemently claimed that this was Balogan blowing a kiss. It was accepted without question. So a guy who got a red, proceeded to push a Celtic player in a rage as he went off then blew a kiss rather than what appears to me and most to be spit? Bullshit!
@PaulJohnDykes
Paul John Dykes
5 months
Spitting at fans, bleating about red cards, and demanding VAR audio. Maybe try losing the game fair & square with a bit of dignity? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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8 days
Patsy Gallachers great granddaughter winning the women’s league for Celtic in the final minutes. Heartbreak for Rangers at every level 😂🍀🍀
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6 months
Angry. Something definitely not right at the club.
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2 months
This is stage 1 of begging to be awarded 3 points 😂
@BBCSportScot
BBC Sport Scotland
2 months
Rangers have released a strong statement on their game against Dundee being called off... #BBCFootball
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The face you pull when someone is talking the most amount of pish you’ve ever heard. No red card Miller 😂😂
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3 months
An absolute farce that we got shot of him. Can’t believe I was having a debate with folk in here who were saying Oh was a better player. 🤯
@ATLUTD
Atlanta United FC
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Hat-trick hero 🦸‍♂️
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5 months
BTW, it’s not Rodgers tactics making Kyogo miss a header/volley, it’s Kyogo playing shite!
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2 years
@ruchillbhoy79 @CelticFC @lukamodric10 Shut up, simply acknowledging his comment about Celtic Park.
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Celtic trophy lift on Sky Sports right now….who is this the camera is showing?
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1 year
Alastair Johnston Slide Tackle Celtic Supporters Club
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23 days
So based on current form, fitness, availability, who starts V them next week. I’d go with this. Hart, AJ, CCV, Scales, Taylor O’Riley, Hatate, McGregor Maeda, Kyogo, Forrest
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Hold on…..actually he has a good look at Oh starting a run here. I’ve changed my mind, McGregor did mean it.
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2 months
The truth is, our board thought we could win this league on the cheap whilst stockpiling cash. Our own board are more of a danger to the success of Celtic than Rangers.
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McGregor was totally over ran by 17. McCowan today. Prime example here, beating him to the ball, out-sprinting him to go on the attack and then getting back defensively before McGregor moved. This happened throughout the match. McGregor is a huge problem for us right now.
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3 months
So let me get this right, we could not persuade Miovski away from Aberdeen? Couldn’t offer them cash plus players or cash plus loans players? Lawwell is a prick. Thinks we are stupid.
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3 months
So with Iwata on the pitch, it gave McGregor the opportunity to dictate play and drive us on. He did neither and played exactly as he has this season. McGregor and the wingers are a huge issue for us. To say McGregor isn’t one of the reasons that we are shite, is wrong.
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3 months
There’s not a single thing wrong with what he is saying. John Beaton is quite simply either biased, incompetent or both.
@ScotlandSky
Sky Sports Scotland
3 months
🗣️ "That cost us today, the officiating." 🗣️ "You will have to ask John Beaton what he's seeing." Brendan Rodgers gives his thoughts on Celtic's loss to Hearts and key decisions in the game 🔽
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5 months
Part of our issue is fans convincing themselves of falsehoods like Palma is an upgrade of Jota, Oh is an upgrade on GG, AJ is an upgrade on JJ. All complete nonsense and exactly what the board want to hear.
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3 months
Where do you start? McGregor, the invisible captain - atrocious! Every winger we have is pish. O’Riley - checked out. The rest, never good enough, ever. Weak minded team with a manager who is finished. Shambles of a club full of shite footballers and nepotism. League done.
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David Dickinson single-handedly trying to keep Rangers title challenge alive.
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@patrickwmhullfc @RadioClydeNews Maybe they work back shift, maybe they are on holiday, maybe they can’t work, maybe they’ve worked a night shift. Maybe they don’t work. One definite thing though, your reply shows how much of a wank you are.
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7 months
A) Why is Lawwell actually back at the club? B) Why was his son appointed head of recruitment? Surely there’s better. C) Why did Dominic McKay leave?
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8 months
Willie Collum isn’t biased towards Rangers. He is a very incompetent referee who has also been intimidated into being frightened to make a decision against a certain club. Remember this is a guy who hears fouls.
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If Shankland is player of the year then the people who pick the winner know nothing about football. A bang average footballer with bang average fitness.
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6 months
VAR is being used as a vehicle for justifying the slightest infraction against Rangers to benefit them. Multiple fouls like this occur in every game but are ignored. The 3 Celtic had IGNORED against Ross County for example. It’s a scam. VAR IS A SCAM.
@NouCampyFTW
Nou Campy FTW!
6 months
Penalty to Rangers
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6 months
The Joe Hart save to save the game. Alistair Johnston - shockingly poor to stop the cross. Scales & Taylor both losing their men to defend the same area of the box and both miss a header. 2 men free in the 6 yard box. Taylor needs replaced and Scales isn’t the answer.
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1 year
Good morning Celtic fans and Celtic fans only.
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7 months
Shirt pull no 2.
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A very angry bear 😂
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6 months
If we don’t bring in a new Left Back in January then the game is fvcked. If Celtic can’t scout a single player better than Taylor then the entire football recruitment staff need cleaned out. He is getting worse each game.
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Full stadium closure and points deduction. Multiple times glass bottles have been thrown at Celtic staff or players. Continuous sectarian singing. Can’t ensure fan safety, Can’t ensure commentators safety. Full stadium closure and deduction of points!
@TheMaestro1888
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It’s been more than 3 weeks since a Celtic player had a glass bottle thrown at him and there hasn’t been a single word of condemnation out of Ibrox.
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@JamieStitchell 😂😂 self policed there. Well done to the Celtic fans.
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Lawwell and a few others who are too comfortable in their seats. Fresh ideas, fresh faces, let’s go for the best, not the most convenient!
@RetroCeltic
The Retro Celtic🍀
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Time to resign!
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Rangers title win came in a season when we had games that we had to isolate 13 players who were free from Covid, whilst having played 3 games less at the time.
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Rangers failing to win a knock out round tie…..these are the stats they hold so dear too. 😂😂😂
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3 months
So our back up left back is our back up right back, we have over £70m in the bank and we are second in the league and out of a cup?! Is that “Everything we do is world class” type behaviour? The board have sold us down the river.
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1 year
Covid champions, winning games in front of cardboard cut outs. How did they overcome such hostile environments? 😂
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29 days
Safe to say Matt O’Riley won’t be signing for Atletico Madrid any time soon.
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2 months
“Paedo RING” seems to be the collective agreed term to now be used to point score going forward by the shared brain cells of the Sevco fans who happily ignore the crimes of individuals who infiltrated various football clubs, including their own club. Point scoring without morals.
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1 year
A wee reminder of one of our club legends who set us on the path to dominating Scottish Football.
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Clement : Rangers are improving because last time they played Limassol they got beaten, whereas they managed to draw against them last night. I SHIT YOU NOT, he said that. 😂😂😂
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5 months
@Lorbobo1 I think the real issue is that it’s unlikely to make an ounce of a difference to the poor, sick or needy.
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@STVNews Simple solution….provide a fan zone in Glasgow Green with facilities, toilets, bins, structure. You wouldn’t put Transmt on in the streets. 🤷🏻‍♂️ It’s not difficult.
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@PMFA_No1 Old guy has no idea who Cameron is but instantly nails his personality for what it is 😂
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@arfieldloyal_37 It’s not gone quiet, you got away with yet another hand ball and penalty, also you’ve almost stopped getting bookings despite numerous fouls and numerous players on the verge of suspension. You literally have to punch the ball in to the goal to get a yellow just now!!
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Henke_hoops
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They sacked their manager, are most likely only 3 points behind us, have a cup final, got put out CL qualifiers, we got pumped in CL. Remind me what the fvck our club is doing that’s much better? Sleeping at the wheel again! That victory at Ibrox covered up a lot of our problems.
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Henke_hoops
3 months
So come next season we will be down, Hart, O’Riley and Abada. 3 first team players, with Mark Fucking Lawwell and Gordon Strachan’s golf shop managing son tasked with not only rebuilding a currently shit squad but a further 3 first team players on top. SACK THE BOARD.
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4 months
The porno bot accounts are really ramping up their likes on every comment. Tiresome stuff.
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8 months
@themajorityscot Various religions at the RC school I attended. Also taught about other faiths. What wasn’t taught was hatred of anyone, the thing with Scotland’s sectarian problem is that it’s cultivated at home. You are talking pish or your school was uniquely pish.
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I’m all in with Rodgers, the best manager we could possibly hope to have in place. The board needs to step up a few levels to at least give him a fighting chance. We should not have been going in to this game with only 1 point. Recruitment failure in summer.
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3 months
Less shots on target than Kilmarnock with 71% possession. Rodgers-ball - fucking sickening and painful to watch. Get him to fuck, get every member of scouting and recruitment to fuck too.
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Just for the avoidance of doubt for fans of the Ibrox dwelling club, in my lifetime, I have just experienced Celtic being their most dominant in Scottish football. They currently continue to be the most dominant team in Scottish football. It’s a wonderful time to be a Celtic fan.
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If he was booked here, as he should have been then he wouldn’t have been as quick to dive for their penalty. Beatons reluctance to give them any yellows caused the pen and bit him and us on the arse.
@Zeshankenzo
Lint
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Fabio Silva: ‘The Cheat Compilation’ “An embarrassment and a cheat” Guy should have been off the park. Commentary below saying a retro red.
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John Beaton to Yellow card CCV or Scales early doors today along with one of our midfielders, most likely McGregor if he plays.
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@ScotlandSky “It’s 2023 you can’t do it”. Yes you can, you CAN do it and nothing happens. You can’t do it to Rangers though.
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@ToddCantwell_10 Hi Todd, my nephew is pretty crap at football but wants to be a professional footballer. Any tips for him as being crap hasn’t appeared to have stopped you? Thanks mate, he loves your whacky TokTok dances too. 👍
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1 year
13 points clear. Even when we are not winning, we are winning 😂
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@STVSport As we know 😂
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4 months
An atrocious performance today, to a man. Particularly O’Riley and Bernardo. We appear to have an invisible wall along the 18 yard line that our wingers can’t go beyond. Palma continues to look shite. Abada offered zero creativity. Kuhn first impression - nothing we don’t have.
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Watched the game back there, Scales didn’t deserve the criticism he seems to have gotten on here, less stray passes than Hatate and won nearly every header. Taylor’s height is his biggest weakness, can’t blame him for their goal! We dominated them from minute 1.
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Henke_hoops
1 year
Hugh Dallas giving pens for getting hit with a coin.
@enclosureloyal
Stevie
1 year
The exact moment that took their second-class citizen/persecution complex onto a different level. Forever.
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Not a single spark from any of the subs today, nothing. Yang is pish, let’s face it, he’s not raw, he’s pish, he can dribble but he can do nothing else. Kuhn is pish, weak as fuck, can’t beat a man or cross. Palma is a joke, Billy big baws with the talent of a fuck all. Maeda? 🤬
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Did Abada, his agent and his mate Bitton not know of the Celtic fans views on the Israel and Palestine conflict before he signed?
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2 years
The airport guy looked like he fancied himself as a bit of a ticket.
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@chrismartinfilm Smoke and mirrors to put us at ease. A reminder to everyone that for example, a 2-0 loss to Rangers, makes it all square on points and a goal difference of 1 to us. Then an away trip to Killie. We must not be complacent.
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The Police Commander had Celtic on his coupon for a 2-1 win. 😂
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3 months
2 red cards and a penalty….i assume the referees have gotten over Sevco complaining about them after the Parkhead game? All hands to the pump to help them now.
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Henke_hoops
6 months
Pathetic end to a pathetic Champions League campaign. Rodgers with one hand tied behind his back with the shite transfer window served up. This was us coming from a position of strength from last season. Sack the board.
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Henke_hoops
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So I tweeted that the throwing of Buckfast bottles at Celtic players twice this season, continued sectarian singing and the inability to ensure fan or commentator safety should result in a full stadium closure and deducted points. Here’s a thread of the replies. Astonishing.
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Henke_hoops
6 months
Sign inferior players, get inferior results. £70m in the bank, pumped out a cup, arse skelped in CL, have managed to fuck a sizeable lead. Yet I’m reading folk saying they wouldn’t take Jota back. We are a. bang average Celtic team. Delias teams would beat this team.
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2 years
@dubslife1 This clip should only have been 12 seconds long.
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