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The Bugle

4 months

The Bugle UK tour 2024 is coming to a city near you, assuming you live in, or near, the UK, and in, or near to, one of these cities… 🎟️

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8 years

BREAKING: All four jaws have fallen off Mount Rushmore.

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7 years

BREAKING: George Osborne elected MP for Schadenfreude Central.

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8 years

Bugle news: we're planning to resume on 11 March, if all goes according to the latest plan. Will be one main show monthly, plus extras.

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3 years

Bugle 4177 is a special one... ⁦ @iamjohnoliver ⁩ ⁦ @ZaltzCricket ⁩

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8 years

BREAKING: The Queen seen riding towards Westminster on an official horse, sword in hand, shouting: "Someone's got to sort this shit out."

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3 years

It’s a Bugle @bbctms takeover…

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5 years

Very sad to hear that Jeremy Hardy, one of Britain's finest comedians, has died. He was an inspiration to me in my early years on the comedy circuit, and since. A delightful person, and a brilliant, insightful, fearless comic.

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4 years

I need to watch some cricket. Lots of cricket. For the next five years.

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4 years

To all American Buglers, you have my sincerest sympathies. Unless you are a fan of flesh-crawlingly sinister presidential speeches and full-frontal assaults on democracy, in which case, you're having a lovely time.

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@hellobuglers

8 years

BUGLE ALERT. I repeat, BUGLE ALERT. Bugle 294 / Season 3 Episode 1 is alive: It's good to be back.

Bugle 294 - The Chainsaw of Futuristic Justice

We're back and we left it to buglers to pick the topics - Trump, Brexit, Bacon and Leicester City are top of your list. #Bugle2016

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1 year

We’re back!

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8 years

The Bugle returns this week. Email us your questions (100 words max please) about what we've missed whilst we've been away.

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4 years

1: We've already edited and censored our past. Hence the statues. 2: A bit rich from a man who likes to edit and censor our present. 3: "Pretending to have a different history" is a core British Value. We're one of the best in the world at it. And that is a hotly-contested field.

Boris Johnson

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4 years

We cannot now try to edit or censor our past. We cannot pretend to have a different history. The statues in our cities and towns were put up by previous generations. 3/8

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8 years

Fair play to Trump. He did everything in his power to lose this election. But it just wasn't enough.

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4 years

Bugling is complicated

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5 years

Thanks to everyone who has listened, co-hosted, produced, voluntosubscribed or otherwise contributed, laughed, corresponded, attended live shows, and/or been pun-run guinea pigs. We are now precisely 8% of the way through the intended lifespan of the show. #NoSleepTil2157 .

The Bugle Archivist

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5 years

It was for the week beginning this very day, exactly twelve years ago, when The Bugle first fell into our collective ears. Many happy returns to all the producers, hosts, co-hosts, and of course Buglers out there. Thanks be to bullshit, and thanks be to @hellobuglers .

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3 years

And... relax.

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3 years

Happy Christmas / Zeustival / Wintersplat to all Buglers. Thank you for your ears and support throughout this pyroclastically useless year.

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4 years

The next few hours could make a massive difference to my swear box expenditure over the next four years.

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4 months

Yes, UK Buglers, @ZaltzCricket is on Mastermind now (BBC 1).

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6 years

Happy New Year, Buglers. Thanks for your support and ears during 2017. Back with more premium-grade hogwash in 2018.

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4 years

This is either the most delusional speech since Joan of Arc's "Actually it's a bit chilly in here" effort back in 1431, or the greatest piece of investigative journalism in human history. Either way, impressively committed to the message.

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2 years

It was a treat to discuss 15 years of The Bugle, the state of satire/the planet, and sport with the brilliant @MarinaHyde . 📯🔊

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3 years

Happy New Year everyone. Thanks for your ears, support and hopefully at least intermittent laughter during this outright turd of a year. Bugle New Year prediction: 2021 is going to be the best year of the decade so far.

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7 months

We are 16 years old! Enjoy us working our way through our difficult teenage years in this week’s episode with @AnuvabPal & @samishah

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7 years

I won't go down without a fight. And nor will the 2.3 million people who came to my Soho Theatre show.

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7 years

Sad for @hellobuglers to have been bested at 'alternative facts' after his lifetime's work.

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5 years

BREAKING: Winston Churchill has been posthumously expelled from the Conservative Party. The 2nd World War star reportedly considered to be "in effect briefing against the current Prime Minister by having led the fight for democracy", according to Tory insiders.

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4 years

Thanks for watching/listening, Buglers. Hope you enjoyed it. Introductory tech glitch and all. Thanks again to Alice, Nish and Chris. If you missed it, the show will stay on the YouTube channel, and highlights will go on the podcast feed.

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2 years

Happy Birthday to us! In your podfeed now... @ZaltzCricket @iamjohnoliver

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@hellobuglers

6 years

That's the furthest anyone has ever fled from one of my gigs

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@HelenZaltzman

6 years

@hellobuglers Just checked into an Airbnb in Japan and the owner said, “Are you related to Andy? I saw him do Political Animal in 2010."

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5 years

Hey @UN . Hope all is well. Any plans to send in some troops to help restore democracy to the United Kingdom?

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8 years

BREAKING: Virginia police report George Washington has "spun so fast that he's drilled out of his grave." POTUS #1 's body now in a low orbit.

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9 years

Say what you like about Britain, but we know how to lie to opinion pollsters.

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8 years

I realise we have released more Christmas jumpers than episodes in the last 6 months. We will be back after New Year.

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@hellobuglers

2 years

It's our birthday next week, we will be 15 years old! We're celebrating with a new show that relives the best Bugle moments from this time, from US Elections to Chilean miner rescues, pop hits of the dictators & arseless jellyfish: PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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5 years

Quick request: please stop banging on about the '17.4 million'. There are 66 million people in this country. Including over 16M who were too young to vote in 2016. And 12.9M who could have voted but did not, and who, with hindsight, were the only ones who got it right.

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4 years

So very disappointed Trump didn't take questions after that. So much more detail I wanted to hear.

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8 years

I'm starting to think History might not remember 2016 as the year England beat Sri Lanka 4-0 in a home ODI series.

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5 years

"Quick, quick. Someone give me a fourth banana."

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@hellobuglers

5 years

Theresa May is now like a firefighter desperately trying to put out a burning petrol station by throwing her third and final banana at it. From last week's Bugle: Recording new show today. Or 12 April. Or 22 May. Or in 2020. Or never. Or in 40,000 years.

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5 years

Whatever the mythical 'Will Of The People' is, or was, I'm fairly confident it wasn't this.

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1 year

Hi Buglers, it’s @producerchris here, live from Lanzarote airport and here to tell you that I forgot to upload 6 days worth of Top Stories. I hope this is the kind of high standards you’d expect from me 📯

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7 years

Thoughts with all Swedish Buglers at this difficult time. #staystrongforsweden #timetoforgivethevikings #nosmokewithoutfire

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@hellobuglers

8 years

BUGLE RELAUNCH. Monday 24 October. 4pm UK time. Tell your friends/family/enemies/self/lawyer/boss/pets/guru/accountant/chosen deity.

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5 years

Portland... see you very shortly...

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5 years

OMG. Adam Levine just had THE BIGGEST nipple slipple in Super Bowl history. Way, way worse than the Janet Jackson one - he quite literally had his whole shirt off. America must be in meltdown. #staystrongamerica

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7 years

BREAKING: Earth has just dropped off top spot in the official Solar System Planet Rankings for the first time since 1945. Disappointing.

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2 years

The latest Bugle, recorded in Australia, with @aliterative is now in your pod feed...

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4 years

The Bugle will very definitely be continuing.

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So long as the @hellobuglers podcast can continue alongside this, I am a very happy man🙌

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4 years

We’re now approximately 70% confident that tomorrow’s Bugle LIVE show will be simultaneously on YouTube, Twitter, Facebook AND Twitch. Links coming tomorrow, possibly. @ZaltzCricket @MrNishKumar @aliterative

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4 years

Today there will be a Bugle, recorded in two spare rooms and a shed, in two different continents. #showbiz

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3 years

Starting to think Margaret Atwood might have underplayed her sequel to all this stuff.

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8 years

Regarding the relaunch of The Bugle... we are currently sorting logistics. Announcement of dates, guests, etc., within a week or so.

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2 years

ANNOUNCEMENT: The Bugle is proud to announce it will be the world's only source of truth for the forthcoming Ashes series. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ZaltzCricket 🇦🇺 @felicityward 📯We'd love you to follow the show in all your favourite apps:

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1 year

If we were a truly democratic country, everyone would get this treatment when they start a new job.

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2 years

SNAP OLYMPICS NOW PLEASE

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5 years

Home Secretary says the 200-117 vote was a clear win for May. Yes. However, they are all supposed to be on the same team. If you are a football manager, the opposition scores a goal, and four of your eleven players join in the celebrations, then you have problems.

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7 years

Thank you. The official 10th Anniversary Bugle will be produced at some point in the next 10 years. Hopefully soon.

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7 years

Happy birthday to the best podcast in the world!!!!!!!! TEN YEARS! @hellobuglers @iamjohnoliver @ZaltzCricket

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9 years

BREAKING: Ed Miliband linked with the Newcastle United job.

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5 years

Thelma has bailed out of the car.

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4 years

Vote well, Buglers. In a new voter-pairing scheme, I voted Green on behalf of as-yet-unborn Petula Snook, who is due to be born in 2026. Her side of the deal is that she has to vote for a massive state pension hike in the 2044 election. #votetacticallybutonlyifyourtacticsaregood

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8 years

TV pundits: please stop claiming the turnout is 'high'. It's 'not quite as embarrassingly low as normal'. That's the term you're looking for

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7 years

BREAKING: Theresa May linked with the vacant manager's job at Crystal Palace FC.

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1 year

Good Bugle in your podfeed. Not posting a link, find it yourself.

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7 years

BREAKING: Queen reportedly donning medieval armour, heard muttering, "F F's F-ing S, Britain, I am going to sort this shit out. Q-power!!"

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3 years

Apologies for slipping in some facts to this week's Bugle...

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@Fudrik_

3 years

The best takedown of Rudy Giuliani. Period. Courtesy of Andy Zaltzman ( @ZaltzCricket + @hellobuglers ):

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2 years

Less than half of the most ardent Conservatives in the country wanted Truss as Prime Minister. Isn't democracy fun, kids?

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8 years

And in case you missed it, here's the return of The Bugle, after too long away:

Bugle 294 - The Chainsaw of Futuristic Justice

We're back and we left it to buglers to pick the topics - Trump, Brexit, Bacon and Leicester City are top of your list. #Bugle2016

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8 years

Watching the presidential debate. Struggling with the language barrier, to be honest.

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4 years

Without wishing to speak hastily, it might be worth Labour and the Lib Dems reassessing their strategy on co-operation. For next time.

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6 years

My attempt to bring some hard-edged science to the question of what Britain did in fact vote for in the one-question Brexit quiz.

Unspun with Matt Forde

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6 years

The only guide you need for why people voted Leave or Remain for #Brexit

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4 years

I think Abraham Lincoln just shat his own skull in his grave.

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4 months

No spoilers, but…

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4 months

Yes, UK Buglers, @ZaltzCricket is on Mastermind now (BBC 1).

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7 years

I keep hearing the Conservatives say there is no 'magic money tree'. I reckon it might be one of the ones in this photo...

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3 years

Slight technical glitchery with this week's Bugle. If your download is playing at breakneck speed, either (a) delete it and download again to get the correct version; or (b) enjoy a glimpse into what life would be like if the universe was made of helium and got its arse in gear.

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2 years

STAT ALERT: Whoever becomes the new UK Chancellor will be the fourth in less than 5 months, and the 7th since Conservatives won 2015 election promising strong & stable government. At which point there had been four chancellors in 22 years (only changes were when a new PM came in)

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2 years

📯We are 15! Listen to the party in your podfeed now! @ZaltzCricket @AnuvabPal @felicityward @natogreen @producerchris

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4 years

Buglers, The Last Post is coming and you can subscribe NOW: 📯 for links to Apple, Spotify and all major apps 📯A daily, Bugley dose of @aliterative & friends 📯From 1/1/20 📯Put the sound on...

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8 years

Trump reaching the last two of the US presidential race is like a watermelon reaching the Wimbledon final.

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3 years

It was quite something to hear from @AnuvabPal on what is happening in India at the moment. Our thoughts are with Indian Buglers 📯

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1 year

In case you were wondering where the concepts of equity and mercy have gone in British politics, it turns out they're stuck inside a rod.

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9 years

RIP Tony Abbott's reign as King Of The Southern Hemisphere. It will be sadly missed by all those not directly affected by it.

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1 year

Say what you like about the UK in the 2020s, but we still do Unfathomably Silly better than any other nation on earth.

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8 years

. @BarackObama Any chance you can accelerate that Mars jaunt you were talking about? I think there are a few billion people who might sign up

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1 year

📯

Nato Green

@natogreen

1 year

My mobile advised me that four years ago today I made my debut on @hellobuglers live episode @CobbsComedyClub with @ZaltzCricket & @aliterative via feed. All bullshit aside, being part of the Bugle has been a fucking delight and I hope to do a live episode in the UK some day.

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Theresa May looks set to survive the Vote Of Almost No Confidence by pre-emptively pre-voting herself out of office. Boris Johnson has by default lost a Vote Of Even Less Confidence. David Cameron is having fun playing in his special tree house with his Lego. Interesting times.

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2 years

BUGLER ALERT

Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥

@senatorshoshana

2 years

A friend posted on insta

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8 years

White males appear to have been crucial. About time we had a say in how the world is run.

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2 years

Yet more evidence of British national decline. We can't even be arsed to cover up our cover-ups any more. Standards have truly plummeted.

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4 years

This is like a batsman who has just had all three stumps knocked out shitting on the umpire's feet whilst bawling "that was never out".

Neil P. Reilly

@NeilPReilly

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@hellobuglers At least make a cricket metaphor

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8 years

Enjoy it while you can Brazil. You'll be voting to leave South America in 4 years' time.

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8 years

BUGLERS. Drum roll, please. IT IS ALIVE. Episode 4001. With @harikondabolu . Should be on all the usual feeds.

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8 years

Final Score: Leave 37.5%. Remain 34.7%. Couldn't Be Arsed 27.8%. Much to ponder for all three teams.

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9 years

BREAKING: Sepp Blatter linked with the Newcastle job.

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8 years

Thanks also for all your kind comments about The Bugle. I'm very excited about the September re-launch post-John multi-host new era.

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8 years

Based on results so far in Gibraltar and elsewhere, I think Britain might finally be seceding from the British Empire.

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5 years

Theresa May is now like a firefighter desperately trying to put out a burning petrol station by throwing her third and final banana at it. From last week's Bugle: Recording new show today. Or 12 April. Or 22 May. Or in 2020. Or never. Or in 40,000 years.

THE BUGLE

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8 years

Fair to say Trump is not a Details Guy. Or an Ever Actually Finishing A Sentence Guy.

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