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Amaka Ọlanneya

@gisthaphy

2 years

He asked me out, I agreed. After 4 months, we called it quits but we say hi once once. Our views about life was entirely different +distance too. After 1yr, he sent me an IV & I congratulated him. He said, 'Amaka, you sound so happy'. I'm happy for you my dear. I no be winch.

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266 Nigerian doctors just went to UK. We don't know how many went to USA, AUSTRALIA, CANADA and UAE. Please try and stay healthy. Do your best and stay healthy.

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@Limi68169615 @austin_uwakwe Excuse me? What's your business with whether he's paying for his family? So because he's paying for his family he should pay for the lady's family abi? If they can't come to their daughter's wedding, they should sit back home and pray for successful wedding.

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2 years

@Pelumi_Mohdope @MargaretObi1 That's irresponsibility from his part. Men are not polygamous in nature rather they use the language as a cover up to destroy themselves.

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2 years

@austin_uwakwe Your friend should do 7 nights of praise and worship. He should just wake up by 12 am and keep thanking God for His deliverance upon his life. This is a good testimony.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@officialtomi1 This one has removed his hand from anything related to reading. His tummy first.

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@gisthaphy

2 months

You're suddenly working with statistics. Hmmmm.... We're getting somewhere.

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2 months

Electricity in South Africa is N147 per kWh In Calgary, Canada it is N122 per kWh. In Nigeria, it is N225 per kWh. Minimum wage in South Africa is N312,000. Minimum wage in Calgary is N2.3 million. Minimum wage in Nigeria is N30,000.

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2 years

@Inzaghi1 Please how do we get the rest of the gist? Did you call HR that you'll be late? 😂

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2 years

@i_am_eyitayo Just as you said, she needs to include the boy in kitchen activities else he'll become a problem to his future wife. You see how in 2022, she's preparing her daughter for marriage but she has deliberately left the boy. The boy will turn out not to know how stuff are done.

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2 years

@iampbizzy You should be punished for keeping your money careless. What if the baby swallowed it and died from suffocation, what would you have said? Apologise to the baby right now.

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2 years

@MIjagbemi @ls_kpagih 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The lady will be more scared than you were. Thank you abeg.

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2 years

@Benking452 Even your own life turned around fast and well. God is sooooo good!

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2 years

@HonDexter @DavidHundeyin You must have torn a lot of your books to get this sound. Lolssss..

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2 years

@sweetborah @jon_d_doe Not most of the time but all the time.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@ronaldnzimora You needed to see how my heart was beating after the 2nd paragraph. I just heaved a sigh of relief afterwards. That guy is MAAAAAAADDDD!

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1 year

@nonyeagudozie @PeterObi I laugh at those who say ladies from Southern Nigeria are materialistic. They haven't seen my northern sisters. Those babes are the real definition of materialistic.

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2 years

@ChudeMedia Please I want to ask oo. Is PO's mother from Edo? I'm asking because I don't know why they should be campaigning more than us in anambra. ☺️☺️

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2 years

@yemi_uc You got yourself an understanding, intentional and agreeable lady. Some spouses are not that way. Also, there's no formula to marriage. Do what works for you.

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2 years

@jon_d_doe I don learn this one put for body. ✍️Think of a gift, buy it and let him complete the payment.

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1 year

@Chiora__ @Kelly4newdawn She didn't tell them she's asiwaju baby. That's why.. 😜😜

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@gisthaphy

2 years

'whatever be the outcome of this trial...I'll carry that for the rest of my life'. There's no gain in false accusation. It robs one of everything in life. Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow) at 50 never deserved this. My heart goes out to men who've been unjustly accused by women.

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“no matter the outcome of this trial, the second the allegations were made against me (..) i lost then. i’ll carry that for the rest of my days.” - johnny depp #justiceforjohnnydepp

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1 year

I'm as happy as the tiny human I'm monitoring now. Merry Christmas to you from this unit.

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2 years

@godesskoraa @Sire__Gift They came to represent.

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2 years

@chef_amakaa He is an attractive man. You are also an attractive woman. The prayer should be that he finds no woman more attractive than you and that the Holy spirit will continue to filter his thoughts. Amen.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@MannydGOAT_94 @RachelEyo_ You read the my lord story? 🤣

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@gisthaphy

4 years

@NAkufoAddo @O_LI_SE Oga dey your lane oh... We've been protesting and you said nothing. We are angry and we are sorting ourselves out. Dey your dey biko..

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@BashirAhmaad You are far from the seat. You will not get it sha. Let the incumbent continue.

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@gisthaphy

1 year

@_jvobel From the last frame, he'll spoil her silly. See how lovely they look.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@jon_d_doe Hope you guys are reading this thing.. He chased her for 3yrs. She was rude to him. She met others along the line. He eventually got a well paying job +good career. She now agreed to be with him. It's obvious she went for the money. Guys see eh.. you all deserve better please

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2 years

@VictorIsrael_ Why didn't he come back as soon as he got well? Was he expecting the woman to wait for him after 5yrs? Mbanu.. He should go and remarry and leave her alone biko.

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@gisthaphy

1 year

@PeterObi If you came from the future to read the message again, gather here for important meeting.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@Irebamiolakanm1 This tone has an element of pride & arrogance & is a reason why men are afraid of SMs. Nobody is saying you should worship a man, after all, it's your child. If you don't take care of him/her, who will? We're talking about good relationship & it's fine if you're not interested.

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2 years

Now that chinmark has disappeared, someone somewhere is strategically positioning himself to scam people again. This is possible because una no de hear word. Instead of patronising these guys, go and invest with a reputable investment company that has stood the test of time.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

Happy Nurse's week to all the nurses who contribute meaningfully to patient's care and wellbeing. Happy Nurse's week to me.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@AmamaBenn Amama I didn't see it turning out this way. That neighbour is a good one. In life eh, you might not know how someone has inconvenienced him/herself to help you. Thank you for sharing.

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1 year

Today, I climb another step and I must say that the journey has been a good one all these years. Without thinking twice, I am thankful to God for His mercies over me. Happy birthday to me. Happy international women's day to me.

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2 years

If I engage your tweets often and I notice say you dey form celebrity for me, omo na to mute you o. Me sef be celebrity for my village. Yes you heard me, I'm a celebrity.

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@gisthaphy

1 year

@Mamsy96 This post will not sit well with those who have problems with proper dressing.

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2 years

@isbellaa_ Who's this one? Better go and read your books.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@Adura_x @dondekojo This is interesting.. Thank you for speaking up and coming back to your senses. @dondekojo please sue her. Yes she has apologised, no problem. Accept the apology and make her know you'll still continue with the court. She needs to be corrected with a different shade of love.

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1 year

On 2 occasions, the waitress inflated the price and I was surprised. At times, I wonder if it's as a result of a guy coming in with a lady or sheer silliness? Nna calculate your money if you're not sure. I'll wait cos I know money doesn't fall from trees.

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2 years

@The_GodFatherI Your dad's labour in God's vineyard was not in vain Happy survival.

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2 years

@Bqmbulu Some of you don't have respect for marriages.

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2 years

@CCSoludo Thank you for your efforts so far. Please use Wike's approach if need be.

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@gisthaphy

1 year

Ladies, help us and smell nice all round whenever you're going for medical tests. I'm specifically referring to those that come for pap smear. Please wash your V region properly. Most of us are tired of the awful smell that oozes when you open your legs for swab collection.

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5 months

You spent years in a family before you went to university. Here you are, telling us that what you saw in uni was enough to make you a radical feminist. What about the things you saw at home, couldn't they have changed you? If you want to hate men, do it with your full chest.

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The misogyny I saw in uni is enough for me to be a radical feminist. Every eke market day someone is panel beating his girlfriend. In front of Mariam plaza, someone was beating his babe till she opened the car door and jumped out of it.

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2 years

@_DrFrank He's right. You can't be sexually active with different people and expect to be satisfied. You'll always compare the present with the past and this alone has ruined a lot of people. Abstinence helps a whole lot but those with 'body no be firewood' mindset will not understand.

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2 years

@Kailawalterr Yes you have apologised but truth is that cruelty and inhumanity dwells deeply in you. That reply of yours was demoralising and insensitive and who knows if Chinelo read it and it added to her pain. I hope that post haunts you for the rest of your life. Internet don't forget.

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2 years

@larmmy Marriage is no joke. Pray for your spouse before and during marriage.

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2 years

@uchetony007 @Somms_N 😂😂😂😂 Wetin concern you with car? Na the lady you want na. 😂

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2 years

@jon_d_doe I recently learnt that guys deny these pregnancies cos they are not ready for responsibility. See eh, that denial cause sorrows and tears to the lady especially when you know you're the only one in her life. That you got her pregnant doesn't mean you must marry her. Accept it!

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2 years

@enodamade Allow her to flex... My mum calls herself Nne doc! And that's what she is.

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2 years

@OnasGee02 @AkwariCharles The guy didn't know he wasn't loved. Dude thought they were on the same page and kept loving her.

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2 years

@Okenwaokodu I'll hug my brother if he does same. If you want 200 asoebi girls, foot the bill. It's simple.

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3 years

@General_Oluchi No matter how old you are, if you are at home and she's just coming back from an event, there's always something in her bag for anyone at home. Mothers!!

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2 years

@Dih_nmah @jon_d_doe That means you've met horrible people. Plenty guys are well mannered.

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2 years

@ChuGailx Your packaging is fire. They thought you're them. From ikotun to island.. 😂😂

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@gisthaphy

1 year

As a public health personnel, these ladies are on family planning because they're not ready to be parents. They are careful & wouldn't want to give birth to kids they're not ready to cater for. And again they're not doing it for their boyfriends, they're doing it for themselves.

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Some single ladies are already doing family planning for their boyfriend. They take an injection that expires after 6months or 1year so the boyfriend will be sleeping with them without condom and cumming inside freely.

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2 years

@Bhimgains @sugarbread__ @mrlamar01 @Korsogyimi They've been in existence before you met them so you didn't discover them.

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@azarah_p I think you need this projected at you immediately you asked that question.

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2 years

@ayomide0611 @Senior__pikin @okeugosamuel2 @Juicceyy @ItzCharlie69 @Obinna__14 @provii8 @__papi_2 @bad_boy_rex7 @Papinla_ @iAmComputer__ It's a pity this happened to you. -You need to delete her number, messages, Fb accounts etc. -Remove anything that will make you remember her. Stop explaining to anyone why she left or what you did. -Go out with your friends but don't drink. You'll be fine. You are a King!

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@gisthaphy

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For non Igbos 👇👇 My fulani customer called me to come & buy cow cos I'm a butcher. He said I should come towards airport road as he'll be waiting for me along the road. I didn't know the axis well but he said he will direct me to where he was. We were communicating on phone.

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You all seen this scary!!!

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2 years

@Ezeifeka_Obinna It's not a tribal thing. A lot of people irrespective of ethnic group mocked her predicament. I don't know how we got to this point as a people.

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2 years

I stayed with my coz. She got admission in UK & I was helping her with assignments o. I asked of the school & she said it's uniuyo. I know I write good but I was surprised she comes back with errors. That was when I became suspicious. She still didn't tell me about it.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@General_Oluchi We need to know more about him. He has a negative influence on some youths since his massive show of wealth with silent career background.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@Limi68169615 @austin_uwakwe Good question &I'll answer you. Her father/ brother will do that & they should find their way to the wedding or is that someone's responsibility too? So the mode of transportation will be in the video too? Just see what you're saying. Anyways, thank God she called it off.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@UgwunnaEjikem They should be given stricter punishment. You see retirees crying they've been swindled of their gratuity because they clicked on a link in their phone. You see online payments diverted and there is nothing that can be done to retrieve it.

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@gisthaphy

5 months

@enodamade She should report the incident to nysc and leave that ppa ASAP. The killer might come again. You can never tell what's happening there.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@Mikichel1 @Tunde_OD Please don't involve those people in this matter. They're not welcome for now. Tunde knows their office if he needs anything.

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@gisthaphy

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An MO in Neurosurgery dept LUTH, working back to back on call just slumped and died. The medical elders & hospital mgt knew they needed more hands but kept quiet these years. Now he's dead, they'll all start speaking grammar. When will Nigeria stop swallowing her doctors? 😢

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@JustKelechi Some people go to shrines and wash their faces, do a lot of things but these ones came to pray. I pray they get the desires of their hearts.

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2 years

@PreshyxAmarachi @aproko_doctor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 And then you're single.. 😂😂

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@Saidu_im I read till the end. I served in yola in 2011 and I enjoyed every bit of it. I'm familiar with the places you mentioned and one of the reasons why I visit jimeta market is that I get to speak igbo well well. More than half of the market is dominated by igbos.

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2 years

@TheAgroMan @Tunde_OD In all he said, you didn't pick anything. What exactly do you want to achieve with this rubbish you wrote? It clearly shows you don't read.

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2 years

@theglowstitches The parents will forever be entitled and there's nothing no one can do about it. They must reap the fruits of their labour and anyone who has a problem with it shouldn't be close to them.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@Max_J619 You saw this one live. Soon they'll start talking rubbish on how they were sexualised.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@jon_d_doe Cohabiting for 6months is very dicey. Most times, pregnancy occurs and the purpose is defeated. Some don't get to carry on with the marital rites too. Relationship differs & there's no formula. Just have a discerning spirit to know when to continue and when to take a walk.

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2 years

@Makavelli275 They must have been in a relationship that showed them shege or seen people that were in one and decided to take it easy. With what I see now, I don't talk much. Just take your time and get it right.

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1 year

Igbos that got married to Yorubas and vice versa, how do you feel about these tribalistic statements flying up and down? Hope you guys are doing well. Please don't try it at home.

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@gisthaphy

2 years

@Postsubman You enabled this rubbish from day 1. You saw all this &went ahead with marriage plans? Chukwu napu ekwensu ike! Nna it's either you call a nanny for her to take care of the house & let her live the baby girl's life or you call off the wedding & pay for your child's upkeep.

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2 years

@aproko_doctor When we say a lot of people are careless with their health, this is what we mean. Sad enough, some people reading this are worse. Please take care of your health. Nigeria alone is stressful. Don't add to the stress. Suffer no de tire you?

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2 years

@Bigg_Kahunna @Inzaghi1 You said what's in my head. She should make that call abeg.

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2 years

@AkeemAdams16 @jon_d_doe Hmmm... Family is deep. Know your partner and manage him/her the best way you can.

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2 years

@Postsubman I love this woman abeg. God bless daddy's pocket o. Ice cream has landed. 😂😂😂😂

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2 years

@jon_d_doe You are a good writer. You practically bring things happening in various homes to this space & you make others see that aspect of life. You really have seen a lot.

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2 years

Just to let you know that doctors & nurses still cry when they lose a patient. We might not cry with you, rather, we go to our stations, hit the bed/table/chair/wall, let the tears flow, console ourselves, clean up & come back to you. In most cases, we understand your pains.

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1 year

@BenHundeyin For such serious matter, you're giving us a report from a volunteer instead of a concrete response from your men. Na wa ooo..

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2 years

@chymaker Now you see why @DavidHundeyin behaves that way. He has heard and seen worse. Please continue and find ways to wind off. More strength!

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@JoviitaK That's fine still. Amongst her age group, not everyone is like her and those women do take care of their home without stress. Let everyone do what works for them and improve themselves if needed.

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2 years

@khanofkhans11_ @Morris_Monye Fear any woman that hides her disgust. She's a time bomb.

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2 years

Remove Nigeria from your thoughts and you will definitely be fine.

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We all muslim states should create a confederation and name it "United States of Islam". The city of Medina should be its capital. ❤️

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2 years

@OmoKiikan God forbid your mindset in Jesus name. So she's the reason for the crash abi?

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2 years

@PUOkoroafor She didn't need to lead him on. What happened to saying NO so the guy would look for another person? She made a mess of her success story.

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1 year

@sholawa He had integrity, was genuine, consistent and hardworking. He did well for himself.

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2 years

@ConnectOnitsha Omo.. These people are just destroying their place like this. And this is borrowed money o. So sorry for the lives lost.

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1 year

Miracle no de tire Jesus ooo !

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3 years

@Elkrosmediahub Let me chill and call him by 11pm for hospital emergency.. 😂 😂

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2 years

You don't need a lot of grammar. Make it as brief as possible with a beautiful handwriting.

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@gisthaphy

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@layemi_s He needed to see your real face before proposing. Congratulations.

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Amaka Ọlanneya

@gisthaphy

2 years

@AvrilAmaka I like his energy and his approach towards the matter. No one can take away his ability to make money. That one na follow come. The lady only has one time access and that's all.

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