Àbíkẹ́ @gamvchirai Twitter profile

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@gamvchirai

2 months

What are we reading this year?

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@gamvchirai

8 days

So Norway banned smartphones in schools and 3 years later, girls’ GPAs are up, their visits to mental health professionals are down 60% and bullying in both boys and girls is down 43-46%. That’s wild

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@gamvchirai

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Crazy me seeing those stats at a time when I’ve been seriously thinking about the effects of my phone usage on my productivity and in turn, mental health

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@gamvchirai

25 days

Someone said they would pick me up for dinner at 6pm. It’s only 6:23 and my mom has already reminded me twice that she didn’t include me pa supper 💀💀💀

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@gamvchirai

3 years

Sometimes I feel cute😊

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@gamvchirai

2 years

Yesterday I ran into someone from my old school and they asked me why TF I came back to Zim. I was like why did YOU come back and he legit said I’m a zanu baby, what’s your excuse? 💀💀💀

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@gamvchirai

8 months

Researching Zim companies is so stressful you’ll really open their website and find lorem ipsum😭

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@gamvchirai

5 years

Someone tweeted that this tweet will continue to show up on your TL until you tweet your problems and now I’m starting to believe it. 😒

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@akreana_

5 years

O jewa ke eng ?

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@gamvchirai

4 months

Diaspora folk missing the sense of community back home should also realise even that is not there anymore. Families are now scattered all over the world and those who’ve stayed are too busy trying to survive. Community doesn’t look anything like it used to

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@gamvchirai

2 years

Takarambidzwa kumapfeka ku Queen of Hearts🥲

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@TapiwaByNature

2 years

Most Zim Huns don't like wearing heels why?

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@gamvchirai

7 years

"Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste just add cocoa flour sugar butter baking powder & bake at 180 for 30min"

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@gamvchirai

1 year

My biggest qualm with this outfit is every time you sit down your coochie is going to be rawdogging random seats?😩😩😩

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@gamvchirai

2 years

😭😭😭😭😭

የእሱ ማር 🍯

@tata_tainment

3 years

People in long distance relationships how do you do it?? I just got offered a bite over the phone and i said “huuum mmh yummy!” So ridiculous

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@gamvchirai

3 years

Imagine your WCW having mbiri yekunyepa muma space😭😭😭

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@gamvchirai

7 months

You don’t even live here 😭💀

Tapiwa Munjoma

@TapiwaMunjoma

7 months

I got pissed off about that whole "Nothing in Zimbabwe works" crap because Zimbabwe is my home, I will fight you even if you have facts. That is home. I will defend it with my all. Tosvitsana kuma pena after extra time and mheni futi. My country tinohwina chete. Mboko dzevanhu

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@gamvchirai

24 days

@ngezo_j Girl let’s not talk about it 😂😂

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@gamvchirai

5 months

@ngonimaurice We’re spending too much time on social media they hype has us forgetting hunger is real😭

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@gamvchirai

1 year

Never beating the exposure allegations 😔

CalculatriceZW🇿🇼

@decepticon_2000

1 year

@v_morghulis 7As 4As?? Madii kungoti 11 As?

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@gamvchirai

10 months

It’s this hun’s last day at work today and she brought this cake 😂🔥

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@gamvchirai

2 years

Women really just be minding their business then get dragged because their man tweets anyhow and this is why you should never date a man with a Twitter account 😭😭😭

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@gamvchirai

3 years

September photo dump😊

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@gamvchirai

2 years

You know what. This is what I miss about living in a functional country. Just randomly buying pointless shit so easy. In Zim you have to join 7 WA groups, pay someone a 30% runner fee, meet someone in CBD only between 12-2 on weekdays, 50% deposit, in the end you’re like nvm😂

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@T1mbles

2 years

Just bought 😂

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@gamvchirai

6 months

Me laughing at this tweet:

N£RD¥ POET♊

@kingkilla_B

6 months

Coming from a country that put stones on their bank notes just so their currency could carry weight.

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@gamvchirai

1 year

Y’all I dragged my entire family to go donate blood and every single one of us was ineligible for one reason or the other 💀💀💀💀

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@gamvchirai

3 years

October dump🧍🏾‍♀️

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@gamvchirai

3 years

“Apo unenge uchi expectawo kuti since uri ku borrowdale”💀💀💀💀

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@gamvchirai

2 years

These are fun drinking games. Kwete zvema help the person next to you take their top off or drink🥱

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@gamvchirai

3 years

April photo dump?

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@gamvchirai

3 years

Imagine if we were still getting sadza in the morning in this space era 💀

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@gamvchirai

6 years

I have a cousin ari kuita kusauka nenhamo but everyday he posts praise about ED and Zanu on his status and I don’t even understand.

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@gamvchirai

5 months

Kissing a statue that thousands of strangers has kissed?

Fascinating

@fasc1nate

5 months

Victor Noir’s grave in Père - Lachaise cemetery by Patrick Magaud, 1984. Noir is perhaps more famous for his death and grave than work. He was a journalist who was shot dead; the grave consists of a full-sized bronze statue of the man lying down as if he had just been shot. The…

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@gamvchirai

2 years

Treat people well because everyone deserves respect and kindness, not because you’re worried they may be “above” you one day. 🙂

The Meme Doctor 🇿🇼

@simba_matigimZW

2 years

Be careful on how you treat unemployed family members and friends, No condition is permanent, Life can surprise you!

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@gamvchirai

8 months

A gentle reminder to the “Zim inongoda uine mari” crew that when it comes to it, money can’t save you when the systems are broken. Tragic.

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@daddyhope

8 months

More than ten doctors wrote to me this morning correctly expressing their legitimate anger at what happened to one of their colleagues yesterday in Manicaland. This is Dr Mthabisi Nembaware. He was involved in a road traffic accident yesterday, he was coming from a rural…

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@gamvchirai

7 years

Did somebody say #shonaflames ?

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@gamvchirai

1 month

@rachel_mbanje The First Capital Bank USD account has a good Visa card (the Gold Card). You don’t need to transfer the money from your account to your card, they’re already linked

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@gamvchirai

5 years

ISSA GRADUATE!!!!!!! 🎓 🔥

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@gamvchirai

2 years

November photo dump.

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@gamvchirai

3 years

I love how Fadzayi Mahere rocks that suit and tie look. If I worked an office job I’d totally give it a go

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@gamvchirai

16 days

Stairmaster hired Pilates’ publicist

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@kazzlaidlaw

18 days

did stairmaster get a new publicist?

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@gamvchirai

2 years

For fuck’s sake!

Ms Understood

@Blsd12t

2 years

If you think you're good in English, start a sentence with, "For".

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@gamvchirai

2 months

I don’t even follow ooyf but everyday at least one tweet of her fighting with a different person pops up on my TL I’m starting to think she’s the problem 😂😂😂

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@gamvchirai

3 years

Critical, life-saving healthcare isn’t even accessible to all but yes, let’s make DNA tests mandatory because of ✨men’s feelings✨

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@Ndi_Sandra

3 years

When people say DNA tests should be mandatory, who is supposed to pay for that? Also considering that most deliveries are at Rural Health Centers, City Council clinics and at home.

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@gamvchirai

14 days

Even if you’re not trying to lose weight, exercise is still important for cardiovascular health, lung capacity, bone strength, mental health, warding off chronic illness etc. It doesn’t strictly have to be jogging, just find something that you enjoy and keep moving

Fashion Entrepreneur🏳️‍🌈

@Bakari_sibanda

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I’m 55kgs, is there any need for me to be jogging?🙈😂

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@gamvchirai

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@gamvchirai

2 months

Yuhwi pleated skirt ne sports bra?😂😂

pronounced (fron•2)

@frwontou

2 months

nokwanda kheswa

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@gamvchirai

3 years

SCREAMING 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

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@gamvchirai

3 years

Okay but this doesn't change the fact that there are almost 50 million kangaroos is Australia and 3.5 million Uruguay citizens. If the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person would need to fight at least 14 kangaroos.

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@spectatorindex

3 years

BREAKING: Ever Given has been refloated, set free and is now on the move.

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@gamvchirai

5 years

Today my pastor’s sermon was about how you should use the last few days of this year to create space in your life for what’s really important and maybe someone on my TL needs to hear it. Don’t mind my messy notes, I was trying to keep up.

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@gamvchirai

1 year

I’ll never forgive my mom for refusing to buy me these when I was younger. She really stood between me and my Zimbabwean heritage😩😩😩😩

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@gamvchirai

1 year

??????💀💀💀💀

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@gamvchirai

3 years

Eish. Saka manje uchaita sei?

Ngezha

@kingdro_ching

3 years

Wachu doing if the LOYL get's sued for 500k ???

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@gamvchirai

5 years

I can also help. If anyone needs to check on someone in Zim and they can’t afford to call, DM me and I’ll call them for you. I know it’s not the same as talking to them but maybe some reassurance that they’re okay can help. #ShutDownZim #Zimshutdown

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@gamvchirai

6 years

Wouldn’t life be beautiful if you could just screw your boobs off and leave them in the gym locker or hang them up on the wall before your run🙃

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@gamvchirai

3 years

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@thisismahle

3 years

march photo dump?🤲🏾

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@gamvchirai

2 years

What a beautiful day to be working from home 😌 Mukai munonaiwa

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@gamvchirai

6 years

SCREAMING my brother just got his licence and he’s like pandinopiwa mota ndiri kunoona (his ex who left him for a guy with a car) first💀💀

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@gamvchirai

7 months

Laughs in boarding school

Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

7 months

I once dated a woman who can open a tin of baked beans using a knife 😭😭

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@gamvchirai

2 years

Stop giving out state secrets 😂

MS Libra ♎️

@t_sadiity

2 years

Moaning during 69 to AVOID doing my part 😂😂😂😂

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@gamvchirai

6 years

#NewProfilePic

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@gamvchirai

11 months

So 75% of new HIV infections between ages 15 and 25 in Zim are in women

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@gamvchirai

6 years

I'm not going to post my glo up because it's still pending but I just thought I'd let you know when I took this photo I really thought I was THAT bitch. 😂😂

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@gamvchirai

3 years

So apparently you can buy iron and carbon for the price of just one alloy. What a steel.

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@gamvchirai

5 months

Nothing really

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@gamvchirai

7 years

#NewProfilePic

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@gamvchirai

3 years

The assumption that everyone born earlier has moved out🌚😂

Didi☔️

@Didi_xx_

3 years

Dear 1995,1996,1997,1998,1999,2000,2001. It's time to move out of your parents house🌚

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@gamvchirai

7 years

I remember when I joined twitter I spent weeks trying to figure out who this OOMF person was because everyone seemed to know them 😂😂

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@gamvchirai

3 years

Been standing in front of my mirror for 5 good minutes because I just cannot believe I’m this gorgeous 😩

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@gamvchirai

7 years

No ketchup.

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@gamvchirai

7 months

Agreed. 2 weeks max

Qadi

@BigQadi

7 months

Falling in love after 3 months sounds genuinely insane to me

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@gamvchirai

3 years

We are within 😂

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@gamvchirai

3 years

Hawu, so whole time I’ve been thinking my Instagram is broken because I couldn’t find the ciao filter kante it’s on Snapchat 😭😭💀💀

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@gamvchirai

11 months

Everything is better raw

Faffie-dzashe

@FaffieManhuhwa

11 months

People who eat raw tomatoes is everything ok?😫

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@gamvchirai

2 years

Nungo chaidzo

NikkaFromUMP🇿🇼

@ArlyKayy

2 years

Ndechipi chinhu chekuti ukasiya muhupenyu hwako unobudirira?

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@gamvchirai

6 years

I found a thread where women are discussing their biggest regrets in life. The ones that appeared most were getting married, having a baby with an aint shit man, not listening to their mom and not taking education seriously.

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@gamvchirai

3 years

I love my zim queens😂😂😂😂

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@gamvchirai

4 months

Kungoti hatina hedu kwekuenda but zvekugara mu Zim ndezvekushaya 😂

The Seafood Lady 🦞

@mapz___

4 months

Let's be honest. Zim is not a nice place to live in

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@gamvchirai

3 years

The girlies are always getting baited and they bite every single time

Hilly

@hillarymaz2

3 years

How many ladies can honestly say.. I don't depend on make-up to look beautiful ☺. Drop ur natural pic without filters۔ 🤔 Thread!

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@gamvchirai

17 days

One time someone asked my uncle if her wife was staying kumusha and he was like “Yuhwi ndogomugarisa kumusha kuti imombe here?” and I was so led😂😂😂

TeamLH44

@Ndi_Sandra

17 days

Yuwi ko kumusha tinenge tichiendeserwei?

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@gamvchirai

8 days

@TheCowBoy263 The way I give into the doom scroll for hours then end up stressed out because now I have to complete tasks in half the time is kinda ridiculous lol

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@gamvchirai

6 years

Late to the party but hey. #GlassesTwitter

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@gamvchirai

2 years

Kutaura henyu marara but muri mbama sisi🔥🔥

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@gamvchirai

2 months

The funny part is it doesn’t matter how strongly parents feel about these things, kids will still do what they want in end😂😂😂😂

menhating!!!!

@theoreoluwaa

2 months

I think one conservative standard I’d make sure i uphold is my children not having sex in their teenage years, idc idc. you will have to hold till you are past your teen years 👍.

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@gamvchirai

1 year

As someone who’s bussed it to Vic Falls before I’m here to tell you for free that it’s not worth it 😂😂

Pnice Panashe

@pnicezw

1 year

CAG to Vic falls $25 you leave at night and arrive in the morning around 5/6 am, you get a place there to clean up maybe $20 plus food for the whole day $15, you spent the whole day there uchiwona you spent maybe $50 pazvese wokwira back another $25.

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@gamvchirai

6 years

Saka itori mhosva kusafarira sadza pa twitter nhai 💀💀💀

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@gamvchirai

3 years

The origins of this practice dates back to the cassette era. In an attempt to curb piracy DJs started interrupting songs so people wouldn’t dub them from the radio. It seems it just stuck. That said, most Zifm stereo DJs don’t do this.

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@gamvchirai

2 years

January photo dump.

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@gamvchirai

3 years

I finally have a new passport. I’m so happy man😭😭😭

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@gamvchirai

2 years

His girl was sitting there minding her business now she finna get dragged because her man is a fool😭💀

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@gamvchirai

2 years

Love how unbothered my good sis is💅🏾😂

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@gamvchirai

1 year

And the GD6s and Ford Rangers are always impatiently tailgating us with those bright af lights all glaring in our mirrors while we try to navigate potholes😩

Fadzy🌺

@armoured_cable

1 year

People who drive lows cars in Zimbabwe are the most patient people I can think of right now …

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@gamvchirai

7 years

I want these 😍

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@gamvchirai

6 years

Yeah I love my name and all but sometimes I just want to introduce myself without having to talk these people through 7 practice rounds of saying it🙄

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@gamvchirai

2 years

People want you to live in a shack so they know you’re REALLY saving for your own house😂😂

First Born❤️

@richsibling

2 years

And then there are some people who brags about living soft life coz they rent an apartment that costs 300us or 500us+ at the same time they don’t even have stand😂😂😂 kupusa? Kusafunga? Chii?😒

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@gamvchirai

3 years

This could be us but that glass will fall straight to the floor 💀💀💀

Beige Rage

@cee_pain

3 years

Pardi ... PLS. 😭

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@gamvchirai

2 years

Ari sei ma kind regards?🙂

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@gamvchirai

7 months

with the way genes work this hun’s baby could come out looking like the man’s sister and that poor baby will have to be raised by a mom that hates her

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@gamvchirai

5 months

Horaiti takubuda kwacho 😭😭😭