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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

2 years

There is no healing after losing a parent, we just act like it's ok 😢

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

When you are asked to come on top please leave the duvet alone you are not Batman.

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Jameson Mothapo

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4 years

Married men right now at home 😏😂

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Normalise dating within your IQ level to avoid explaining obvious things!

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

I serve a living God...

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

December ya this year okare SABC 2 😔

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Taxi ya goya KONKA e namelwa kae?

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Stolen groceries will expose you, you can't be eating prawns with pap.

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Jameson Mothapo

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4 months

I can't stop smiling 😊

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Ai mara being a parent sometimes, now you must act like I cant see this child 🙄

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

I repeat.. OXTAIL is not for visitors 😔

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

2 years

Have you noticed that ko Woolies they don't check your slips & plastics mara ko Boxer ba go hlobola le jacket. 🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Di weekend tsa this year di nyaka o na le inheritance, ka salary gona o ka se loke.

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

2 years

One day i will stop and climb this mountain 🤞

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Wena o jolang le Tshepo wa geshu, re kgopela teddy bear yeo ke ya ngwana.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

"O rekile koloi mara ga a na ntlo". Le bone mang ko N1 a overtake ka dining room?

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

As long o kgona go gata accelerator ya sanitizer ko mall, o driver samma 🚗

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Molao wa relationship o very simple, "o ska ntira ntwe o sa nyakeng ko dira".

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

Line ya Capitec e nkgopotsa ka 1994 re voutela mahodu.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

The hardest part about staying in Tembisa is checking the weather, You 1st check JHB then check PTA after that devide it by 2.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

"Nothing from my side, thank you chair..."

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Bafwethu why le sa utswe ntweo ya "MABONENG" le tle le yona Polokwane re tlo shooter.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Di tekkie tsa account wa di bona, o kase tseye chelete wayo reka tekkie tsa DH..never!!

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

The minute you take out your tongue before we start kissing, it's over🤞

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Jameson Mothapo

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2 years

O yetla rakgadi ka good Friday o tlo go suna wa dula another 5 years osa bereke

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Ke chaba ntwe Thuso Motaung a tlo e dirang Bishop Makamu ka Sunday 😂🤣

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

I don't know who needs to hear this but stop doing this nonsense.

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

6 years

Nice weather for pap and chicken ears.

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Jameson Mothapo

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2 years

A gofe R2500 every month for ngwana, di fihle dichomi dire mo iše maintenance...ba gofe R670 🤣o nye nyi

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Just testing the speed of my neighbors chicken and they calling me a thief..💔😩

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Kante how do you guys make lasagne?

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Divorce is when there is a house and a car to fight for...lena le palelane.

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

2 years

"O nrata jwang e le mathomo o mpona?" Motho ge a sena GTI le mmotsisha nonsense neh.

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Jameson Mothapo

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8 months

Dear future wife.. Wa tswa ko jarateng o le so, please never come back.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Nna kereke ya ZCC e nkgahlela gore ga ena VIP, lege ole doctor o dula mo fase wa naba maoto.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Di picnic di nyaka o na le koloi. Tlabe le swere di khaftin mo tomorrow le re chela ka di gravy ka taxing.

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Jameson Mothapo

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2 years

My girlfriend just posted "had a goodnight with my boyfriend". Ke botsisa papa la bo 63 gore nkile ka tswa ka jarata last night naa 😭

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Jameson Mothapo

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5 years

Ladies please wear a cap or hoodie when driving alone at night. This might save you

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Relationship e nyaka o tsene skolo. Go a solviwa kwaa. A gona true or false.

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Jameson Mothapo

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2 years

Mmerekong gona go funny yoh. O hwetse o le 22 yrs mara o na le mokgotsi wa 55 yrs 😂

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

Entlik matagwa a jole le matagwa, nthwe ya go kgopela tshwarelo every Monday etlo pala..🤔

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Of you know you know.

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Jameson Mothapo

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4 years

Pain yao jola le moporofeta, o nore o sa patlame wakwa are "ntwe o e naganneng ekase kgonege" 😭

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

I just woke up but my phone says I walked 2034 steps. Mara rakgadi keng? 🙆‍♂️

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Ke go postile le wena m'post. Bagapeletsi 12 vs 3

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

If he apologizes when he knows you are the one who is wrong. Marry him...those type of guys are few. Mo Polokwane re setse rele 7.

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Jameson Mothapo

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6 years

Best caption I've seen last night for this pic. "Ga o ntsebe? Ke tsene le papago sekolo" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

O ka se jive wa be wa namela di speakers o na le email address. Ke a gana.

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Jameson Mothapo

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5 years

If he apologizes when he knows you are the one who is wrong. Marry him...those type of guys are few. Polokwane re setse rele 27.

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

Di groovist ke batho bago ithekela bjala. Wena o morwalo.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Mjolo o nyisha le bo Bill Gates, rena re bo Mothapo re bo mang ka di credit score tsa go gana le go tsea duvet ko Home Choice.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

"Fight for what you love"...jikijiki "If it's yours, you won't have to fight for it". Bathong re lweng or re ska lwa?😩🙄

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

If am dating your baby mama, le ngwana ke waka. Wena o family friend nje.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

O tsebe Moletjie ba nagana gore Tropical Cyclone ke juice 🤦‍♂️

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

A boya Gauteng mamenemene. A rwaletse di girlfriend tsa bona dikuku tsa baker ke basadi ba bona.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Ke nako mang mouwe gae? Ele papago a ile Cape Town ka khwaere 😫

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Motho a dule Jozi 25yrs kaofela. A bowe gae a swere dvd player ya go wisha mohlagase.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

@mogausebeka Ne le shooter drama e feng?

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Jameson Mothapo

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5 years

Pedi men are the woolies of South African men

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

Re busy re a glower rena ba go amogela gore LERATO ke lebitso la motho.

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Jameson Mothapo

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2 years

Hit and run ya mosadi e bohloko🤞okwe okare o ka mo founela ware "ke imile"😭😒

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Jameson Mothapo

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5 years

Stop forgiving your boyfriend. Le rena re a go nyaka.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Jola Moletjie ge o nyaka go bona gore mae a na le sopo.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Komiki nyana tse pedi tsa mogabolo motho shetse a re "n'sendele album ya Oleseng".

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Re tlore kedi homework tsa bana kgane ke di assignment tsa bo mam tsa UNISA gona mo 🤔🤦‍♂️

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Jameson Mothapo

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2 years

I remind myself every year on this special day how blessed I am to have been given another year to experience the wonders of this beautiful world! Modimo o lerato! + 1 🎂🍾🎊🥂

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Whiskey 🥃e nyaka o tseba English, after sip o re "so wewewi“?

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

Qualification ke ya mong wa yona, kenna mogatsa Doctor ke dilo mang?😌

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Your house is not complete without this drawer.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Dear future wife.. Wa tswa ko jarateng o le so, please never come back.

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

Mara la e tseba part ya break up yela bareng, "Good luck and take care" 😂😭

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

2 years

Motho atle a re o tlo bona Skeem Saam, a tsamaye after Diep City. Watsa le re jesha boshego.

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

Tsatsi le ZCC e bulwang, tlabe re fofa okare re di popcorn, re sena order.

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3 years

I can't wait to have a car, ke beye hlogo mo striveleng ge ke lla.

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Jameson Mothapo

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2 years

"Leave my fucken cooler box". Go tlo nyewa December tse

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Yo mongwe ne a apara di Fabiani, ra mmeya fase ra bolela le yena..nou o na le mpete.

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Jameson Mothapo

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2 years

Salary'nyana yeo tlabe e fedile today ka bo ma pass 3.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Educated blacks will never sell fruits and vegetables on the streets even if you convince them that they can make R6500 profit a week. They would rather go for an internship which pay R3500 per month just to speak English.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

When praying for employment also pray for a healthy working environment.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Ska dronka ke weather, tlabe o jika jika o le 1 ko clinic ka glass ya moroto.

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Jameson Mothapo

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1 year

The English I speak with you, is the English that looks like you. Don't correct me, I know what I'm doing.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Kante who is supposed to say good morning in a relationship? The one who wakes up first or it's today you and tomorrow it's me?🤔

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

9 provinces but 11 languages. Kgane ke bo mang ba go bolela ba sena plek 😏😶

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

2 years

Re chaba le go le ntsha for di morning coffee dates. Lena le order full chicken ka 9am.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

I grew up thinking motho wa go bereka o na le chelete.

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

"It's over" ke ya ekwa, mara sale wa kwa "okare re tlo palelana"?

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

"Ngwanaka o seke wa ya ka di chomi." Mara yena ka nako yeo peer pressure ya di Tupperware e mo goga ka khiba 🙄 #Batswadi

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

O jole le mokgalabje. A fetse a yo like'r your pics, ge a fetsa a go founele o kwe a re, "o bone ke go voutetse".

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

We no longer have families these days,we just have people we share surnames.

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

2 years

When the relationship is about to end, they take you to this useless house for you to see gore dilo di thoma go kanama jwalo 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

"Limpopo go a bora", nako yeo motho o Tembisa ka gare ga container ya Vodacom.

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

2 years

If you see what i see you are my friend now

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Jameson Mothapo

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3 years

Ke fetša go hlalošetša batho ba Moletjie ka looting and it's disadvantages. Ba nsegetše stene ebile bare ba mpea kgoši next week.

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

2 years

Formal le yona ge o sena koloi nkare o tsama o balela batho bible 🥺

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

“Jwale o lomile ke eng mo molaleng?” Batswadi batswadi nna re di snack hle 😪

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@JamesonC_M

3 years

Ba ntsere, ba mpea fase ba bolela lenna.

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

If degree or diploma is just a paper. Why wena ba sa gofe?

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@JamesonC_M

3 years

Stay away from people that thinks dilo tse di botse di swanela bona fela.

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Jameson Mothapo

@JamesonC_M

3 years

Shoprite trolleys

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3 years

Taba tsa ko Moletjie.

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