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me when im 100 and I try to remember that guy that made those funny asf TF2 videos

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"are you fucking stupid?" me:

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"Could H.R.T. be for H.R-ME? If I want to be what I am inside - then why is my inside INside my OUTside...? a quest for this newly transgender philosophender (phender) (phender)"

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IF XAVIER ON TV IN LIBRAL TIMES: Frittata! That blue shark plushie has got me considering some FEELINGS I hadn't otherwize considerized... Is it my life's agenda to trans my genda? Would I be happier as a prancing, frolicking, beautiful boobyhaving bäbette? Hmm The plot thickens

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choose your fighter

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guy who's watched 100 horror movies: Texas Chainsaw Massacre is an absolute masterpiece. the height of slasher films and realistic, textured horror. guy who's watched 1000 horror movies: dude you gotta hop on Basket Case 3

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this is the only thing Jimmy Carter ate as a child and that's why he lived to be so old. think twice before you shame.

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@NeilNevins I didn’t know how to put it at the time, but in hindsight it’s *such* Despicable Me shit. Like in the first one they were 60s heroes, now there’s just like a rock guy!?? Wtf

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@greerdraws white people when the coleslaw is too spicy

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“Mr. Krabs is autistic and his special interest is money” (Sirens blare, crowd jeering and booing) “Mung Daal was autistic and his special interest was ladies” ( A bell dings, the crowd cheers and hollers for more)

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this was easily the best part of Meet the Grahams

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of all of the fucking things to learn, I have just discovered that the creator of Annoying Orange is trans/an ally, what an amazing gift it is to be alive

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Feeling devilish tonight 😈😈😈 Happy HELLoween!!! Mwuahahaha!!!

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@TheAlexSylvian low budget Ugandan remake of American Psycho >>>

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@indianloonie am I tripping or is most of the VA work kind of strange

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@ClerkWildfire Jer..ma...

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@TheAlexSylvian a wealthy 75 year old woman upon seeing ship art made by teenagers

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fuck writing in this style is hard

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autumn always brings out the library/book nostalgia in me - I ADORED Scieszka's work when I was a kid, I don't think he's as remembered now as like Pilkey/Kinney but his stuff was really fun

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@coffee_anytime weep

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@RaceplayShawty not a tweet but I think about "man you know my black ass be eating candy" every so often. I've never seen this movie but I know exactly how its written from that

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this is pretty much what Jackass is

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@jolynemeatrider a lotta friggi cannoli and dry salami

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fun fact: Funny-man rapper Lil Dicky carries an "energy orb" that is said to contain all of his power ‼️

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@NeilNevins I hate that I kind of want to watch this

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@GroovyBruce I wish I could sit on a volcano talking to Tim Curry what the hell

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this kind of artist/fan abuse power dynamic is so painfully common, it burns me up just to fucking think about. my heart goes out to all sa victims, I admire your strength, power, and inspiring ability to persevere.

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when I was little I would cry when they accepted the banker's offer because I knew that meant they had betrayed the show and failed Howie

🇵🇸Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist🏴

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Deal or No Deal is very funny in concept because it's the only game show with a main antagonist

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@scr0ngle byeah

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@borbulor_ probably because its good

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I love this subsection of gay people that call other gay people "Steven Universe queers" despite also being annoying and corny just in a different way

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@TheAlexSylvian popular music certainly does in the very racist early American pop songs

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how does this make you feel white boy

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By the way friendly reminder that this guy got banned from the writing room of his own show for sexual harassment lol

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absolutely adore how this 100% a rushed trailer, peep the stock mobile game ad music, no dialogue, and stock "magic" sfx

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8 months

The first teaser for A24’s ‘HAZBIN HOTEL’ has been released. Releasing January in Prime Video.

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wdym homie is just chilling

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What I love about this movie is that, unlike most famous “so-bad-its-good” movies, it’s a drama. And shot like a “regular” movie, just one from an alternate universe. We will never find one this funny again.

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20 years ago today, Tommy Wiseau’s ‘THE ROOM’ was released.

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@greerdraws double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

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@indianloonie @punishedthumbs his like 7th divorce at this point

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If you could give one cartoon/animated show the nightmare-inhuman-live action adaptation treatment, what would it be? I would do so fucking much for one of these with Evangelion

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@trapreloaded here's mine

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do NOT watch the Hazbin Hotel TV show 😭 I lost all my skin

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Genuinely why the fuck does Ernest Goes to Jail look so good

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1 year

It's crazy how the most disposable movie from the 1980's has cinematography that goes harder than most things being produced today. You'll stumble on a piece of shit starring The Two Coreys and the night scenes will look like a fucking Michael Mann movie.

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great news!!! after some finagling of my finances, I finally was able to buy the rights to the Oogieloves. That's right, I own the Oogieloves. I can do whatever I want with them now. They're mine.

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this is how Truman must have felt walking out of the TV show world

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I have a new hyperfixation

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@twothickscoops beavis and butthead character build

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I’m absolutely terrible at coming up with these

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Every friend group has got the

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This video could have been made shot-for-shot exactly in 2013 except it would be about Scott Pilgrim

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one of them mentions venturing to the land of Radiator Springs, where the cars roam freely. another - the drama program at East High School, in which Troy Bolton must choose between basketball and musical theater

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WHAT THE FUCK IS DISNEY DOING LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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@Java_jigga a gentle breeze would kill these guys

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@suki_girl_ that's a message from God

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The theme of this issue is “50 grossest movie moments” and the pics in it are just…stunning

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@Java_jigga Ryan Reynolds is hiding in a bunker somewhere

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ok but why is he kinda chill with it

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tapped out within thirty minutes, DNF. unwatchable.

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📽️ now watching:

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Sending this to all my moots after August 31st since I have this on dvd

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‘OVER THE GARDEN WALL’ will leave Max starting August 31.

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can we talk about the fact that he picks up this shit he's never seen before up and starts eating it. this man is a stone cold snow gooner

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@kewlbot >successful YouTube career

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@kewlbot @indianloonie almost feels like someone animated over a clip from another Michael Cera movie with Scott Pilgrim characters

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new favorite thing: randomly scrambled frame GIFs

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@RaceplayShawty important in the same ways discovering new diseases is important

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@yggdrasilsaltar ricegum was basically a childrens entertainer while IDubbbz was FilthyFrank’s Rob Schneider

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when a griefcel says something so familyphobic that you hit them with the True Mother stare

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There’s something deeply sad about Gibby being this old and doing the shirt thing. Like put that shit away and get a fucking job

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FOUND MEDIA! Gibby was a planned spinoff of the Nickelodeon show iCarly. A pilot episode was shot, but the series was never picked up. Over the years, some images leaked, and the entire pilot was eventually uploaded online.

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not good. more boring and weird than anything else. however I think it’s the only Disney film to both reference NIN and Limp Bizkit so it’s got that going for it

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oh that’s

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Adam Nayman

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3 years

What are some examples of truly evil movies? Not necessarily in terms of depicting it, or thematizing it (or ideology/politics) but that truly feel like they’re channeling something awful into the world?(This was prompted by preparing a lecture on SPOORLOS).

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oh yes indeed

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at five below…boys…we HIT THE JACKPOT‼️‼️

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finally closure to this burden that has been weighing on my chest for the last 13 years. tears flow up my eyes. I can breathe again.

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First look at ‘MOONED’, a new ‘Despicable Me’ short film starring Vector. In theaters next month.

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Watchmen has one of the worst cinematic Nixons that I've seen, easily

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this picture makes me feel despondent

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I think Joaquin would fuck up a live action Mr. Crocker

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Dave Chappelle (serious voice): 100 years ago, my friend Monk Gyatso was killed. The fire nation wiped the air tribe out. He was my friend.

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hey so funny thing. apparently the letterboxd year in review came out and my review is on it! wow

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the legion is coming.

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Janice 🇵🇸

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Putting a team together

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I was actually thinking about this the other day, but I do think you could win audiences back into liking musicals by getting people who are actually good at music to make them rather than defaulting to Lin-Manuel Miranda

Film Updates

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Deadline reports that studios are not marketing musicals as musicals because “test-audience focus groups generally hate musicals and the only way to get people into the theater with one is to trick [them].” ()