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Yuri Dealer

3 years

Hey! I'm Sam, a trans poc who thinks they're really funny! I make custom Gameboys, crack jokes, and follow cool folks! (I like tokusatsu a lot too—)

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5 months

Quagmire: I haven't seen him all day. Cleveland: Seen who? Joe:

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at the yachted club. straight up “uncorking it” . and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My pingus

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It’s nights we spent off the Pingus

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7 months

girl leon is looking for your ass get off youtube

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10 months

tell me your toxic trait as a movie watcher!

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3 months

my moveset if i was a fighting game character

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2 years

HANK!!!! THAT'S A REPOST OF THE ART HANK!!!!! THAT'S NOT THE ORIGINAL ARTIST!!!! THEY STOLE IT OFF PIXIV!!!!!! HAAAAAAAANKKKK!!!!!

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5 years

i love this fucking meme so much i feel bad the doge account was bullied into deleting it

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6 months

this took way more effort than necessary but I couldn't stop thinking about it

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1 year

[John Wick at Costco.] The usual Mr. Wick? "You know it." [John Wick is served an exclusive Costco Polish Dog for $1.50] Always a pleasure, Mr. Wick.

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Mr Yugi Muto, right? lieutenant columbo. Do you mind dueling pegasus in order to free my soul from this television set? My wife loves duel monsters. Me? Personally I can't tell a trap card from a spell card. Anyways this millennium item stuff sure is interesting.

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the big treat in question:

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The age of little treats is over. The time of the big treat has come

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3 months

@rottytoops also when you make BB cry you feel bad immediately

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6 months

this took 3 takes for me to not laugh halfway through the sentence

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6 months

dude, Benson's gonna kill us if he sees we took his yaoi collection.

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5 years

How customers expect you to act when they tip 37 cents

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what dr wily sees at the end of a megaman game:

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2 years

>walks into Limgrave by myself >rests at grace >forgets im tarnished >see white maiden >audibly say "white maiden spotted"

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4 years

@WendySnowRadish phasma is such a cool design and tall woman yes but like do you think disney Trying to market her as a boba fett is what causes the opposite to happen?

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4 years

this is all i retained from the new scooby doo movie

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2 years

Is this why Budokai Tenkaichi 3 is so sought after?

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4 years

Me hiding the dismembered parts of the man I murdered, only for the ticking of his still beating heart to drive me to confess my crime.

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@Ursen_ what the fuck

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6 months

animal lesbian

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some sorta they/them contraption

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6 years

Happy Pride Month

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Shaggy when Velma asks what he'd do for a Scooby Snack

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@freezydorito good post laura

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4 years

HAPPY 74TH BIRTHDAY TO HIROSHI FUJIOKA, KNOWN FOR HIS ROLES AS SEGATA SANSHIRO AND TAKESHI HONGO AKA KAMEN RIDER!!!! A God Damn World Treasure.

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that white boy needs to stop touching all the god damn food

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2 years

You ever play Silent Hill 4? Incredibly haunting. While an overall departure from the gameplay of the previous games, fans praised the plot as horrifying, compelling, and dark in an entirely new way.

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hussy

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8 months

i don't like the tone of your voice. mayonnaise was invented in Spain, where these Spanish make their bocadillos. watch it. watch how you speak about sandwiches with that ugly tone of voice.

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4 years

@WendySnowRadish and then in the last jedi she does almost nothing and dies

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5 years

I have been graced by the genius of God tonight.

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6 years

I did it

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2 years

superspreader covid event where everyone asks mr beast to pay for their hospital bills and he doesn't do it because that wouldn't make him money

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Me - Don’t show up lots of people will be here You guys -

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4 years

My therapist: tell me again about these "super mario kin memories" you've been having. Me: here we goooooooooooooo

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2 months

had to vaporize my tiny jerma because he did not begin to perform megaman music when I electrocuted him

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1 year

Me, turning to the guy behind me at the movie theater: See what's cool is that they discontinued the polish dog back in 2018 but are you gonna be the guy to say no to John Wick? the guy behind me who just came all over the back of my seat:

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2 years

It's my birthday! 🎉🎉 I've decided to finally do a Custom GBA Giveaway! RT, Follow, and tag a friend for a chance to win a GBA w/ 🔥backlit display 🔥usb c rechargeable battery 🔥glass lens 🔥brand new shell Giveaway ends 01/01/22 👀

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@WendySnowRadish so at least they got that right

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Nintendo of America

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2 years

Where do dreams go? Venture through Klonoa: Door to Phantomile and Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil to try and find out! #KLONOA Phantasy Reverie Series is available now for #NintendoSwitch :

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@samuraiflamenco

2 years

Hey! I'm opening Custom GBA Commissions! They're starting at $300 for something like these including: 💡Backlit Display w/ Brightness Control 🔋Rechargeable USB C Battery 🆕 Shell/Buttons 🆕 Glass Screen Lens DM me for details!

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@UltimaShadowX Sneakers The Rooster

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Not Monkey D Flated 😭😭😭😭

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5 months

if we're gonna date... you have to find my seven lost pages

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3 months

@Haurmeya when he says "I can't grab the platform" i lose it every time genuinely makes you think he's trolling but he's not

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1 year

I'm in a coffee shop bathroom and

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6 months

doujin artists when a new series starts

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3 years

I just finished my #Evangelion Unit 01 Custom Gameboy Advance! Including a backlit IPS display, USB C rechargeable battery, and LED triggers! (Also cool custom stickers) #GBA #ShinjiIkari #AsukaLangley

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8 months

do you think ttyd remake will include this gay line from goombella about vivian

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me: fuck fuck what are you doing stop my cat, about to throw up all over the floor:

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2 years

Follow me btw I'm funny and do custom Gameboys

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6 years

They done gentrified uncrustables

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PB&J goes gourmet at this LA establishment featuring high-quality ingredients pressed inside a circular bread.

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@WendySnowRadish well wait, maybe it's because boba fett was a member of an order we didn't know anything about, we already know stormtroopers as pushovers, so phasma isn't really impressive at all

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it's his first comiket be nice

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slendermangaka: buy my doujins

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@Zerglinator good

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3 years

What if instead of astrology people blamed events on the League of Legends free champion rotation? "Just got rear ended by some asshole." "Well Janna IS in rotation this week."

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AI MISINFO SPOTTED!!!! YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT!!!! OOMFIES ATTACK!!!!

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Pukicho

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I dont care if you’re neuron divergent i need you to go to fucking War

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6 years

This came from an Amazon listing but it looks like a shit post

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Mothership

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Lion in China zoo goes viral for fringe, zookeepers deny giving it haircut

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6 months

Hwang Dong-hyuk gets no residuals and doesn't even own his own damn IP and they turn it into a weird masturbatory reality TV show I'm so fuckin irritated

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The trailer for the ‘SQUID GAME’ reality series has been released. Releasing on November 22 on Netflix.

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Fire Emblem

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I dont care if you’re neuron divergent i need you to go to fucking War

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@springbris honestly hes probably fucked a lot of trans girls over the years

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@springbris hammers home that it's just easier to manipulate republicans with hate or whatever

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1 year

I'm gonna tell my kids this was the GameCube

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3 years

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

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6 years

Luigi plays an inkling girl for the LGBT community

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In the Nintendo Online trailer, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad dressed their Splatoon characters up to look like themselves lol

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Polygon

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Here’s every Elden Ring boss side by side — proof that size doesn’t matter

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@bwecht Well your problem is you said really instead of making her aware of the logic loop

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a little lemon pig to start off #MonthlyHobby ! #pixelart

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6 months

so true!!! 🙌🙌🙌

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2 years

NPCs in soulsborne games:

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Eating some bleak soup.. Its green and quite putrid: )

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dude, Benson's gonna kill us if he sees we took his yaoi collection.

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@DuudFor costco is like the continental for people who have $60

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@GameGrumps

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we live in a society

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this mod is so real

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James Sunderland smoking a blunt with the caption "idc what Mary said this shit loud AF 😂😂💯💯"

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GBA SP stands for gay boys all suck penis. my uncle who works at nintendo told me

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the malicious pissomancer casts a ghastly pool of urine

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2 years

Good luck waiting in queue wols #FFXIV #FFXIVMemes #Endwalker

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@samuraiflamenco

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found out G*off K*ighley's parents are both executives at IMAX no wonder the dude got to work in video game award ceremonies his entire life. Dude's not even a game developer. Business Major that wanted to make The Oscars of video games. fucking pathetic man.

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privilege is so real man it's insane that people think it isn't.

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2 years

When you click on an image warning expecting a joke

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gay kojima characters be named shit like Get-Hardman

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@samuraiflamenco

2 years

Hot take but I think people should have to volunteer to be a part of testing/beta versions of social media changes instead of the silicon valley ritual sacrifice lottery afflicting us without warning

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👋🏼 There’s a lot happening on Instagram right now. I wanted to address a few things we’re working on to make Instagram a better experience. Please let me know what you think 👇🏼

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google chrome anytime you try to do anything

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2 years

Computer. Generate a simulation of a quirked up little white boy breaking it down sexual style. Assume variables are all typical of a human from Earth. Now calculate: Is he or is he not goated with the sauce?

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4 years

What if it was all just a dream?

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11 months

@ylisseantactics It would've been so funny if his fiance replied with that too LMAO

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7 months

went to tight pussy island and everyone there was the survivor of a strange plane crash but also from different time periods and I think they might've been in purgatory

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sucks that these guys were hunted to extinction 💔💔💔💔