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A spooky mom with no sense of direction and an animal lover. Isn't that obvious? The sense of direction, that is.

Joined January 2010
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@felinekeeper
Noone
1 year
We’re both 50. I have 2 kids, she doesn’t. She’s super active and travel the world like she has Doraemon magic door. We both get our wrinkles. Our wisdom. And everyone has different journey, and we’re here to say, just do you. You decide what’s best for YOU.
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Been through 2 divorces, my son said to me,”This is the best version of you I’ve seen in my whole life. You’re busy, you’re working, you’re socializing, you’re happy.” I did NOT see that coming from a 17 yo. Brb.. *sobbing*
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1 year
Akhirnya rumahku kosong juga. For sale, rumah asri di kompleks Astya Puri 2 Ciputat. LT 225/LT 170. 4 KT +1 / 3 KM +1, 3500 WA, 24 jam satpam, depan taman. Mohon RT 🙏🏽
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@felinekeeper
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4 months
@xopch AHOK is BAAACK!! 💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿
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9 months
@MrsEuscha Kelas 12 digampar anak kelas 7 yang bikin skolah macet karena pake pengawalan ke sekolah, pas digampar balik, ibunya marah mau tuntut sekolah dan keluarin anak kelas 12. Ternyata si anak kelas 12 nyokapnya lawyer papan atas. Drama.
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5 months
Dulu umur 20-an merasa umur 30 itu tua, ya. Umur 30-an. liat 40 tua, ya. Now am 50. Ternyata ya gini gini aja. Age is just a number.
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@felinekeeper
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6 years
Kalo gw Nasdem dan warga Surabaya, gw pilih Manohara.
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4 years
I’m taking a friend’s advice to upload more pics of myself. Taken last year on an event I attended, I was 46. Don’t judge.
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6 months
On a more serious note, the move to Surabaya to live with my grandparents changed how I saw things when I was in Elementary school. I used to go to Alpus, Sisingamaraja. One day I was moved to Surabaya in the middle of my third year. Tengah2 catur wulan. Ya jadul!
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3 years
Pada saatnya, yang bilang,”I wish I could be there with you at the doctor,” akan kalah dengan, “I’ll be there in 10 minutes.”
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4 years
Aku kangen ngomong kangen.
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4 years
Gojek should invent Go-boat for Jakarta. #banjir
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3 years
Wisdom from a stranger. Bless you, mba Ning.
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2 years
@sandhykeyz @WidasSatyo Sama. Pernah jalan pagi dalam kompleks abis nglahirin dan masi agak buncit, tetangga sebelah komen,”Ih aku kalo perut kayak gitu, aku pake baju panjang dan lebar.” Aku senyumin,”Untung saya ga segendut kakak, jadi ga perlu sarung.” Eh, dia melotot judes. Salah saya apa?
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6 months
Lagi merhatiin 4 orang cowo setipe. Ga maen sosmed. Ga follow cewe2 seksi. Kalo lagi jalan bareng, full attention ngobrol, ga pegang HP kecuali kita lagi ada hal penting yg mesti dibales. Kalo traveling, pilih alam yg ga spot turis and gentlemen. Menyenangkan.
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2 years
Inget yaaaah, pada-pada. Satwa liar bukan peliharaan. Kalian pikirin aja kalo anak kalian diambil terus dijadiin maenan, kasi makan asal-asalan, lalu sakit dan mati. Apalagi hewan dilindungi. Kalo punah, ga bisa balik lagi. 😞
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Satwa yg gampang stress.. Gampang ketularan penyakit aneh2 dari kucing domestik kalo dibawa ke pemukiman manusia. Apalagi kalo yg dijualin tu yg anakan.. masih harus dikasi susu induknya Kan kalo di utan lebih aman, bs makan sendiri, ga ada penular penyakit.
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Tetangga ada yg breeder minipom dan poodle di Puncak. Suka bawa pulang beberapa puppies yang nangis jerit2 di kandang. One day liat dia keluar bawa anakan poodle, katanya mau dipotong buntutnya. Biasanya dia iket sendiri sampe copot. Ingin kurenggut puppy itu darinya. 😩😩
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Jami 🇵🇸
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Breeder otak cuan, induknya terus dibikin beranak sampe anaknya pada cacat. Mana ada perawatan maksimal dgn pemberian vaksinasi, obat kutu, obat cacing? Yg penting asal kejual aja, pas udah di-“adopt” owner malah sakit2an trus mati mah bodo amat. Backyard breeder is the worst.
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@kikiriskiana Sama. Pekerjaan halal, legal, mencukupi, dengan quality time with family. Hebat, sih..Damai. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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4 years
Kangen dikangenin.
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5 years
If you would like to get a dog, please consider adopting them. At @jaan_indonesia , these dogs are vaccinated, neutered and ready to find their loving home. #AdoptDontShop
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2 years
@alimurtado_id Aduh, kok gitu banget. Atuhlah mangga sewa rumah saya. Agama apa aja monggo. Bawa anjing, kucing, monggo. Komplek aku damai ga kepoan.
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4 years
Padahal punya set itu baru 5 taun. Oven pun jarang banget pake, skrg uda harus ganti sparepart kena 1.2 jt. Dari 4 api, 2 doang yg nyalanya mayan.
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4 years
Sepaketlah sama exhaust-nya. Dan kami punya dapur basah juga, jadi ga heavy duty pisan kompor ini.
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4 years
Almost there. Almost there.
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3 years
I mean, I made the best of every situation. The marriages weren’t bad. I married good men, just maybe we didn’t really fulfill each other’s expectations. And according to my daughter, “It’s ok, bu. It’s life.”
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5 years
Mumpung ada sinyal, mau bikin thread dikit soal tips buat trip ke Labuan Bajo. Yes? No?
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@felinekeeper
Noone
7 years
Pengen banget gw post di WAG yang isinya posting doa, lalu diaminin sepanjang hari, kira2 gw dihujat ga!? Amin bisa dalam hati #WAGgengges
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2 years
Mau punya anak atau engga, itu pilihan pribadi, tapi ga usah ngeledek ibu2 yang jadi tampak lebih tua. I guarantee you, having kids did not make us look older than our peers. Sincerely, 49 and 36 yo moms.
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5 years
Just because you’re older, doesn’t mean you’re wiser.
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5 years
1 lagi dapet payung... 😔
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5 years
Ga ngerti apa yang ada di pikiran para ndoro itu hingga 3 baby sitters yang ikut ke restoran hanya berdiri saja di samping meja? 😡
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4 years
“Stay Fantastic Without Plastic”, says a banana wrapped in plastic. If that’s not an irony, I don’t know what is.
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1 year
Hanya perasaan gw aja, apa emang area kedatangan Internasional Terminal 3 ini ga nyaman sama sekali? Ini sore, masi mending lagi ga panas. Kalo siangan atau ujan, asli nyiksa.
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3 years
Pretty much sums up my 2020.
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@felinekeeper
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4 years
Begini kira2, ya..
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8 months
Akhirnya nyobain hidden gem yg ngumpet deket Cipete Raya. Aku bolak balik lewat, ga keliatan. Ternyata pas diniatin, sumpah ini bener2 tempat yang menyenangkan, sih. Rustic tapi chic. Adem. Kopinya juga enak. Beneran. Namanya ‘Membumi’.
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8 years
Look what we found trapped INSIDE my Honda's engine. I think we'll call it Freed.😺 @ismanhs @pipis @catfreq
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6 years
Yea, I bought expensive shoes and bags, but I earned them. I don’t want my kids to buy expensive branded stuff before they can make their own money and grow up thinking that’s their standard.
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11 months
Nemu foto 1994. Masih kuliah di Bandung, foto di BIP hahahaha.. Ampun. 90-an gini ga pada pada dandannya?
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5 years
Terus cuek mukanya.. lanjut bobo... ngawwwwhh.. *mimisan pelangi* 😍
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Noone
3 years
Something my parents said to me. Something my kids would never hear from me.
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Noone
5 years
40 ex dancing monkeys are released today. So blessed to be able to witness it. #Jakartaanimalaidnetwork .
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3 years
My kids stay in good relationships with their dad(s). I am happy they still do. Just because marriages end doesn’t mean my kids have to stop their relationships too.
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2 years
@majestesorciere @anima Agreed. Born, raised, lived, married, divorced, raised 2 kids in Jakarta, Been in corporate world, housewife, company owner, acrivists, bla bla all Jakarta thing. Now ready to retire early. Mari ke pedesaan di Eropa.
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4 years
Kalo mau ganti baru, sekitchen set dibongkar? 🤔😞 #nangisbombay
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7 months
“Ibu, aku ga sabar punya uang sendiri biar ga minta lagi sama ibu.” Today I received a pic for her first day work training in Nagoya. Am. A. Super Proud. Mom.
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2 years
Nemu coffee place lucu di Dago. With a cat named Axel. Instant LOVE!
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3 years
Anyone NOT going to Bali ? We can be friends.
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Noone
3 years
Persis tahun lalu porak poranda dengan ketukan palu menandakan berakhirnya 10 tahun pernikahan. Hari ini bangun segar dengan tidur yang lelap. Buat yang lagi sedih, lagi galau, lagi bingung, kukirim pelukan buat semua. It’ll be ok. You’ll be ok.
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7 months
Then and now..
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6 years
Premiere ‘A Man Called Ahok’ this evening. When Pak Djarot arrived, we were all clapping.. Pak, we miss you and Pak Ahok!! ❤️ #AManCalledAhok
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5 years
Meanwhile, we did health check up on 30 eagles on the sanctuary.
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4 years
Just because people stay at home doesn’t mean they are unproductive. And just because you SAY you’re meeting important people to save the world, doesn’t mean you do as much as the ones staying home.
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6 years
Anyone heavily injured in Lombok needed to be evacuated to Bali? We have 2 extra seats left for a helicopter leaving at 3 pm sharp. Pls DM or Mention me for detail. The registration needs to close in 1 hour. Pls help RT 🙏🏽
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6 months
@piyopikavet Kayak yang bertanggung jawab aja abis itu. Modelan begitu bakal lempar bodi. “Kamu, sih pake hamil.”
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4 years
Aku baru cek ke dapur. Kalah sama SANKEN!
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6 years
Overheard anak JIS mau skip univ dan kerja di perusahaan pamannya dengan gaji pertama 80 juta. Ini gw yang ga ngikutin pasar first jobber sekarang apa ini halu-nya millenial masa kini, sih? Pantesan aja susah cari pegawai baru kalo harapannya gaji minimal 80 juta.
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1 year
Jalan dalam kompleks lebar muat papasan 2 mobil, ga pake senggol colek. Baru diaspal lagi juga. Ada pendopo yang bisa dipake kegiatan rame2, serta… bebas banjir. 👌🏻
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When my son realized we were doing separation trial, he cried and was sad. That’s when I got speechless and felt like I failed them (again). Suddenly my daughter stood up, hug him and said,”It’s ok, Arkan. Sometimes people just need time and space.” …… my kids..🥺
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4 years
“Don’t go, mooooommmy” #dirumahaja
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6 years
Kemarin minta dia sedikit komentar, satu take doang.. ga sempet benerin sound atau bikin yang lain karena kita mau ke airport urus kandang lagi balik ke Jakarta.
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4 years
@mirzamohammad_ Huwow banget aku iri !! Iya loh.. Perasaan punya nyokap sama nenek gw ga merk apaan, tapi kuatnya ngalahin Samson.
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3 years
Orang-orang lumayan auto minggir kalo papasan sama kita. Social distancing ✅
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Pernah pas di Changi, tiba-tiba ada yg datang ke saya, pake ransel, mungkin lagi backpacking, umur sekira 25 tahun, dan langsung nanya dalam bahasa inggris, "where is the train to the city?" Saya balas dengan ,”That way.” Kemudian dia tersesat. Saya juga.
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6 years
Being supportive doesn’t mean agreeing everything 100% without questioning. #justsaying
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8 years
"I'm in love with your foot." -Goji. Wait. That sounds wrong.. @ismanhs @catfreq @TheDailyCat @CatPornx
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6 years
Buat yang pengen banget Black Pink syariah, joget Dementor dulu, yuk?
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3 years
My parents also got divorced after 32 years of marriage. They said they stayed for the kids. My dad got remarried. My mom bought a brand new C200. Different strokes for different people.
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5 years
All hotels should do this! 👍🏽
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6 years
Gw ga ikutan partai mana mana tapi hari ini nemenin salah satu caleg PSI blusukan ke belakang rumah. Berhubung gw juga baru pindah ke BDN, tadinya di Cilandak, ya sekalian kan gw kenalan dengan tetangga sekitar. Ini krn twit @chicohakim mgg lalu.
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3 years
@ZOO_FESS Akuuuuuur..
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Noone
4 years
Uji coba bahan bakar diesel dari plastik dengan mobil dari Bali ke Jakarta, menggunakan bahan bakar diesel yang berasal dari plastik. Mobil telah tiba dengan selamat.
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Bangga itu adalah ketika du Sydney disapa orang dan ditebak asal negara dengan benar tanpa disangka dari negara tetangga lain.”Can I guess? Indonesia?” #GerakanNasionalBudayaNusantara
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1 year
Pagi-pagi kaget, rame banget. Makasi ya, dibilang awet muda. Ada yg tanya rahasianya. Kalo aku, ga punya perawatan skin care khusus, jarang facial, tapi yang pasti, dari 18 taun, selalu pake sun block, apalagi aku doyan kegiatan outdoor.
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1 year
@senjatanuklir Aku percaya.
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At a mall, I asked my son if he needs or wants anything. He said, “ Am looking for red sneakers, actually.” He found these red PUMA sneakers he likes. Knowing he never asks much, I said OK. He looked at the shoes and put them down,”I haven’t earned them, bu. But thank you.” 🥹
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1 year
Akses bisa dari Ciputat, bisa juga dari Cirendeu. Lokasi deket banget sama UIN Ciputat.
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1 year
Twitter do your magic.🙏🏽 Lagi jalan sama E, nemu KTP ini di pinggir rumput. Kasian kalo ga sadar ktp-nya jatuh. Atas nama Aulia Fajar Utama. Data lain saya tutup, ya. Mohon RT ya warga twitter yang baik, smg sampai ke ybs atau yang kenal 🙏🏽.
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2 years
Sekali ini selfie pake filter di sebelah kembang Unpar 92. Jelita. JElang LIma puluh TAhun. Sekian.
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3 years
I am so lucky. My kids are my rocks. 😍😍😍
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1 year
@DianOnno They became ‘kinda’ friends after 18 yo. Before they reach that age, they have to be my children, and listen to MY parental guidance. My roof, my rules.
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4 years
Remember this case? A baby Orangutan was found in a suitcase in Bali airport on a smuggling attempt to Rusia? His name is Ted, and he will be relocated back to Sumatra soon.
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6 years
Every time I see a cat, I would spontaneously call them,”Hello, baby.” Wait. If it’s a male cat, am I guilty of ‘Cat Calling’ ?
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3 years
Being single again in my late forties turned out to be ok. I thought I wouldn’t make it without him. I thought I’d lost hope. Looking back a year ago when I was miserable, now I am glad we made that decision.
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6 years
Oiya.. sampe lupa. Ini dia bayi orangutan yang kami relokasi utk direhabilitasi. Dia diselamatkan dari perdagangan liar. Namanya Otan.
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Hidup gw dulu ngikut jalur melulu. Sekolah. Masuk UMPTN. Kuliah. Budak korporat FMCG. Nikah. Punya anak. Jungkir balik udah. Bikin perusahaan. Ketipu partner bisnis udah. Cerai udah. Uda boleh, dong skrg gw hidup anteng2 aja ga perlu mati2an membuktikan I am enough?
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8 months
Rida Sita Dewi, ladies and gentlemen ❤️
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3 years
I don’t get how people make jokes about divorces. Been there, done that. Not a pleasant thing, people.
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1 year
@anggialandegent Yeah. Anakku yg sulung uda 22 taun dan tuker2an baju/sepatu. Hehe…
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1 year
Oiya lupa, ada 2 carport. Muatlah 2 mobil dan 2 motor. Lingkungannya menyenangkan. Dulu jaman tinggal di sini anak2 masi kecil, suka titip dan pinjem2an anak. Apalagi kalo sore. Depan rumah rame anak2 maen. Ini tamannya.. Puaslah kalo anak2 sepedaan.
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8 years
Good night, tweeps.. @Rynkman @catfreq
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6 years
I believe ‘Organic’ label on food product is a soft way of saying ‘Expensive’.
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5 years
Manohara sebagai duta satwa liar Jakarta Animal Aid Network ikut release 30 ex topeng monyet, gaes!!! So proud of her!! #JAAN
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@migwort @WidasSatyo @NoniZara List harta bawaan sebelum menikah. Lalu perolehan harta selama menikah akan dibawa sesuai nama kepemilikan. Kalo yang basic paling gitu. Temen aku saking kompleksnya, sampe ada klausul ,”2 minggu setahun ada me time beribur sendiri.”
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5 years
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@jayakabajay
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5 years
Kalo udah istirahat cukup tapi masih sering merasa lelah, itu artinya kamu butuh kasih sayang.
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Aku suka cahaya yang bebas nerabas masuk. Siang ga perlu lampu 👌🏻
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Telah ditemukan pouch di parkiran berisi KTP, uang dan kartu lainnya di BNI Fatmawati dan diserahkan pada bapak satpam. Kepada ibu Siti Jxxxx , dengan alamat Pondok Labu, semoga anda bisa mengambil kembali di bank tersebut. Mohon RT apabila berkenan. 🙏🏽
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