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@faerunfunkster

2 months

⭐️ COMMISSION MENU ⭐️ all prices USD! extra clothing/background details subject to higher pricing DM for more info! 💗

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

im starting my honor run, this is mustard and her guardian ketchup

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

astarion & karlach 😭

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

“the corpse regards you lifelessly” the party: okay mustard you get five quest- mustard: how are you :)

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

i have two act 3 saves i need to finish, three still in act 1, but im shoving them all to the side to make way for my girl mustard

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

this is the best christmas present i’ve ever received in my life

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

the second i saw this mod i installed it

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

i think this is officially mustard's new hat permanently

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

looks incredible

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

mustard loves live entertainment

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!?

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

imagine his parents ARE alive & never moved on, then statues are put up of the party as the “heroes of baldurs gate”. his mom sees it & nearly faints from shock, then goes on a restless hunt to find him because ppl keep confirming that yes, thats the man who helped save the city

Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

3 months

thinking about post-bg3 astarion looking to reconnect with his long lost family, tracking down his parents but then being too afraid to show up at their doorstep. he would be debating if they’d still love him now that he’s a vampire & whether it’s better that they think he’s dead

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

merry christmas everyone!!! except you, wulbren bongle. coal for you.

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

good morning mustard nation LOL 💛

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

mustard’s lone brain cell was finally awoken when she was sent to raphael’s home - she took food and didn’t retain a single word that raphael said

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

this is so fucking incredible THIS IS MUSTARD EXACTLY HOW I PICTURE HER

ꪖꪶꫀᛕᦓ 🦇

@ancuninsmoon

4 months

canon event @faerunfunkster

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@faerunfunkster

6 months

astarion

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

update: mustard broke her oath on day one because she forgot she was a paladin LMFAO (she had to ask the others what a paladin is)

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

mustard confirmed real everyone 🥹💗

Larian Studios

@larianstudios

4 months

The finest condiments in all of Faerûn

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

good morning, i am really shocked to see i am almost at 2k followers 😭 mustard is my honor mode run, which makes me even more terrified to play her because i feel that if i kill her even on accident… i am going to be taken out back and shot anyways rise n shine 😳

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

new astarion reaction pics just dropped

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

this picture of mustard has me HOWLING

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

good morning please enjoy this mustard stance

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

astarion stop messaging me!!!!!!

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

astarion get out of the fucking picture

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

corset astarion is angelic

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

SHE FUCKING DID IT FINALLY

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

this outfit on astarion…. is making it hard to breathe (mind the assault rifle we’re about to go kill cazador)

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

this is the actual best day holy hells mustard is in pure awe & disbelief (as am i)

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

i think that astarion would suck a popsicle so diabolically that he’d have a ring around his mouth the same color as the popsicle like a toddler would. made a visual hope it helps

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

behold: mustard lore! she is a default dragonborn so her subrace is the black dragonborn as it's the default choice. she spawned into faerun at the ripe age of 32, and she doesn't love authority so she is neutral good. enjoy B)

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

the best part is this

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

mustard is officially an oathbreaker but i still don’t think she understands what’s going on

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

i told y’all mustard was rizzard the lizard (she’s talking to wyll at the tiefling party)

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

i apologize for being pretty offline the past 2 days, have this as compensation

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@faerunfunkster

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

mustard and i would like to say: good morning pookies & thank you so much for 4,000, i fucking adore you guys (and mustard does too.) thanks for making this a great place to log into every day! have some excited pictures of our baby girl as an extra thank you <3

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

im going to work, can u all watch her while im gone? she’s taking a nap rn but she might be up soon, so. thanks!

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

i think i have captured arguably one of the worst grinch faces i have ever seen

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

hope you all had a very very good day, mustard and i offer forehead smooches

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

baby stop licking the dirt please.

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

waking up mustard POV

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

oh my god angry mustard

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

thank you for 1.3k followers 😭😭 it’s all thanks to mustard so here’s a picture of her after getting laid for the first time celebrating

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

goblin: wanna chase the chicken? mustard: no, also that is an owlbear :) goblin: it’s got feathers don’t it? mustard: you are right that is a chicken :)

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

no discourse. emostarion

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@faerunfunkster

6 months

good morning

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

FUCK MUSTARD HAS A GUN credit: @whyisnicohere

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

some more bg3 valentines :*

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

could larian have ever predicted this would be brought into existence at my hands

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

okay im going to work have some ugly astarion pictures

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@faerunfunkster

6 months

copstarion isn’t real he can’t hurt me copstarion isn’t real he can’t hurt me copstarion isn’t real he ca

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

this is the man that has taken over my life?? this one right here?

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

she is downloading her thoughts into ur brain. the file size is <1kb

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

MS Paint drawings of astarion 🧵 i am sorry

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

i want u all to know i am going to try really hard to learn how to crochet so i can make little mustard plushies 😭

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

when are we gonna discuss how hot she is

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

good morning pookies

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

here’s the first person pov of astarion saying “don’t become his.” cry with me

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

omg new patch 6 walking animations 💗 /j

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

this creature is responsible for mustard and i think that is very fitting

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

good gods

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

NOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR HAVING TIM DOWNIE READ ASTARIONS SPICY LINES????

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

just an fyi i do a lil squeal of excitement everytime one of you shows me your food/sauce dragonborn or mustard drawing, i am so happy and feel so lucky mustard and i want to hug you all and CRY WITH JOY

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

if this was the last thing i ever saw i personally would die bricked

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

i want u all to know the creator of this shit right here works in healthcare and is an actual manager of people

hero ☆

@herokkotsu

4 months

some of yall say outlandish things on here and i think ab the fact that ur functioning ppl with adult jobs and that makes me cry

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

i think this is my favorite picture of her i am crying she is everything to me

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

+15 approval mustard: can i have a try

BrokenCrowBeak

@brokencrowbeak

4 months

#tavqotd time for my stupid question that may or may not have been asked before: If your Tav/Durge was a companion what would their reaction be to the party leader licking the spider carcass in the gauntlet of shar? Approval/Disapproval, actual reaction for each lick, etc

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

choose your fighter

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@faerunfunkster

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

MUSTARD IS STRAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

do y’all have headcannons about the most mundane stuff like. mine are: gale does all the cooking, astarion fixes the ripped clothes, lae’zel sharpens everyone’s weapons, karlach tells ghost stories around the campfire etc etc please share !!!!

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

justice for chop ):

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

mustard: i want to pet the dog [worg] goblin: smear poop on your face and you can mustard, without hesitation: ok :)

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

@larianstudios mustard says hello & she loves the studio very much! 💗💗💗💗💗

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

@astarielx

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

im home, thanks for watching mustard 😌 she’s getting her enrichment time now

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

gods i am too weak for the evil run/evil dark urge. did the whole tiefling battle/goblin party crying quietly like this

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

mustard just wanted to cook chili for the group 😔😔

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

y’all heard it!

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@larianstudios

4 months

@chr0maticscale mustard was always real

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

i think for mustard an updated player vs tav is warranted 👉🏻👉🏻 so as i said: player vs tav :-)

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

y’all are going to make me cry with the mustard art 😭😭😭 IM OBSESSED 💗💗

Gaur🔞

@gutzngaur

4 months

Mustard has been all over my tl, and the way you take pictures of her reminded me of those little peeker stickers so I had to doodle it @faerunfunkster -It’s a png you can use however you wish

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

mustard loves rolans little magic tricks

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

LOOK AT MY GIRL 😭😭💗

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@Super_Mimetique

4 months

I made a fanart of @faerunfunkster 's delightful Mustard because I love her very much. May she survives her perilous adventures

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@faerunfunkster

6 months

a few things that would either excite or kill astarion on the spot: - one puff of a vape - a zoo - a walmart supercenter - lightbulbs - mango snapple - a white claw - five nights at freddy’s - a rollercoaster - an electric guitar - chipotle - a mall - pornhub

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

my best friend gifted me an astarion blanket because he gets it and. Who is This Man. Astankion

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

this is by far the funniest thing i’ve done

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

raphael stop texting me!!!!!!

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

if mustard was an NPC i’d want her only line to be “do you know what a paladin is?”

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

r/AITA for putting a mirror in my home where a door once was? I (f27) thought it would be a funny joke for my bf Astarion (m239) but now he’s bleeding from running into it and won’t speak to me. i already told him im sorry. AITA?

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

okay this is actually such a perfect astarion face LOL

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

😭😭😭

Mezbip | bg3 tavposting era

@mezbip

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@OwlNarcoleptic @faerunfunkster

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

mustard doesn’t know what a paladin is…. but she’d still like you to be hers 💛

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

they’re so fucking cute together, mustard & raw chicken ( @sleepyXena ‘s tav) against the world

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

me n the lads watching the astarion barbie movie

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

have a good day bg3 nation & mustard nation 💛 you are loved

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

she is stanced up and ready for loviatars blessing (she’s also about to find out she does not feel pain) ((good for her))

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@faerunfunkster

5 months

astarion after i take the most foul pictures of him in 0.5 zoom

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@faerunfunkster

3 months

please wyll i can cook. i can clean. all im asking for is one chance

hit the smile button

@clairepngart

3 months

GUYS....

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

i have been hunting for this astarion edit for months and @LoovelyAstarion and i found it at the EXACT same time literally 5 minutes after i told her about it god im so fucking obsessed with this one

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@faerunfunkster

4 months

THATS MY GIRL

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@warpedrat

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@faerunfunkster @M0THBITEZ this is so silly but this song is all i could think about

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