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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

🤍 fanfic & art thread 🤍

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

got any blood?

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

mmm yes

there's some wh*res in this hostel

@aplethoras

2 years

we need to stop asking ourselves if a character is redeemable and start focusing how good they look covered in blood, deranged

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

the bond is unbreakable

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@thegayprofiler

8 months

there's no stronger bond than the one between a girl and the murderous fictional man she has as comfort character

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

if you spend a disproportionate amount of time hating on astarion & getting really heated up and angry by his face you’re 100% attracted to him i’m sorry but there is no other explanation

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

after seeing valuable community feedback, i present to you: the 4 horsemen of the cervixpocalypse [remastered]

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

spoilers i guess . . . i love how astarions story takes you from “i can fix him” to “nope, i cannot fix him” all the way to “well, i can’t fix him but i can help him mend himself and become a better person” and this, imo, is peak writing. 😌🤌

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

hello silly goose police?? i’d like to report one silly goose on the loose 🪿

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

9 months

he’s so goofy HELP

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

i just know they would have the craziest beef and the nastiest sex

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

all these tweets about astarion these days huh

check pinned & share

@wwxwashere

9 months

when the traumatized character gets to experience actual gentle love for the first time >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

have you praised your lord and savior (astarion ancunin) today?

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

good morning baldur gays

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

astarion rolling a one on initiative because hes been distracted by gales boots and lae’zel rolling a 1 too bc she was berating him for being distracted is a canon event to me

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

justice for his majesty

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

this is what keeps me up at night

PC Gamesplay 1

@PCGamesPlay1

8 months

Astarion actor says Baldur's Gate 3 players haven't found a hidden 2-hour section: "I'm one of the few people that knows about it"

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

9 months

your honor, he’s just a silly goose! 🪿

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

has anyone done this before!

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

3 months

self respect and feminism leaving my body:

Larian Studios

@larianstudios

3 months

On. Your. Knees.

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

3 months

you gain more fans everyday, oh ascended astarion

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

5 months

imagine astarion wearing this shirt

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

7 months

CW: Astarion spoilers / / / / / / HE’S A VAMPIRE????

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

5 months

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

3 months

mhmm ✨

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@abhorarchive

4 months

[ gesturing at an adult man covered in blood. ] yeah, that's my babygirl.

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

ok how about astarion in this pose?

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

i wanna give him a pat on the head and a lil kiss on the nose 🥺

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

good morning, it’s a fine day for playing astarion dating sim (bg3)

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

did it get really hot in here all of the sudden or is it just me?

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

hot people like ✨immortal characters✨

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

yall. in terms of ageing for elves it says in the book they mature at the same rate as people. the only reason 100 is considered a mark of adulthood by elves culturally is bc they live so so long that an elf younger than 100 is essentially still a youth *to other elves*

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

6 months

astarion’s lil teef 🥺

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

thinking about post-bg3 astarion looking to reconnect with his long lost family, tracking down his parents but then being too afraid to show up at their doorstep. he would be debating if they’d still love him now that he’s a vampire & whether it’s better that they think he’s dead

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

i need to wrap him up in a blanket like a burrito 🥺

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

i’m trying to work but whenever i look into my mind it’s just him

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

thinking about astarion rubbing his head against tavs shoulder whenever he wants cuddles

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

look bestie, they are both cambions. one is ehm, romanceable… the other isn’t. explain. 🎤

Larian Studios

@larianstudios

4 months

@miracide_ He is literally a devil

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

this is a conspiracy

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

7 months

Astarion, the flamboyant pansexual king. 🩷💛💙

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

7 months

good morning/afternoon darlings! let’s appreciate astarions body language today! his hands are literally always doing something when he speaks and i just love how his gestures (or absence of them) are a big part of his communication style 😌

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

@unhingedA03

8 months

you cant spell manslaughter without laughter

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

5 months

mom, i’m in love with morally dubious white-haired elves

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

please don’t harass the people who made the game.

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

yup he is the main character indeed

Charismatic_Sorcerer Sparkx

@Sparkx59873565

8 months

@PCGamesPlay1 Man how many articles about this man am I gone see? Is astarion the main character lmao

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

7 months

good morning darlings! i’m here to say that astarion supports non-binary people!

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

3 months

astarion fans are at an increased risk of - being a ghost fan - having a bat 🦇 in their dn - being a villainfucker - being a monsterfucker - being bisexual - being a cat person i don’t make the rules, it’s science!

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

no thoughts, head empty, just astarion looking at the camera meow meow meow meow

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

astarion is the ultimate babygirl tbh

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

yes

🔮miracide 𓃵

@miracide_

8 months

its more fun to be obsessed with a fictional character if you think of yourself as a 15th century painter/poet possessed by a great muse and making works of tribute

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

7 months

good morning darlings! i put a mage robe on astarion. he may not be a wizard but he has put a spell on me ✨

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

🦋🤍 astarion falling in love 🤍🦋

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@ThinkerAstarion

7 months

i just fell to my knees he’s so-

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

5 months

good morning darlings and happy pan pride day! 🩷💛💙 i am so happy that one of my all time favorite characters is a pancake like me 🥞😋

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

3 months

good morning darlings, wake up! patch six is now live 🔥

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

it’s 2024 and if you still feel the need to comment ‘omg i kill this dude every time cause he annoys me’ under random peoples tweets about astarion then i’m just gonna assume you secretly love him but wanna act tough in front of your followers 💁‍♀️

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

in my mind, this will forever be the tav/astarion romance theme song ❣️🍷

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

7 months

sir you can’t just look like this and expect me to act sane 😩

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

2 months

one of my favourite headcanons about spawnstarion is that he comes to deeply regret not following through with the ascension ritual & possibly blame/resent tav for it, because now he can never see daylight again and the slow passage of time will eventually take his lover away 🥲

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

3 months

Neil on Ascended Astarion. I love how layered he is. ❤️

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

5 months

i just wanna be sandwiched between the two of them is that too much to ask 😔

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

2 months

Being an Astarion fan is so much fun tbh. I could say ‘I need to see him wearing nothing but a sock on his dingledangle’ and a couple of insanely talented artists would turn up with absolute masterpieces in less than 24hrs.

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

guys honestly i am so pleasantly surprised just how many people are out there loving astarion. in early access, being an astarion simp wasn’t so rosy and it felt like there were more people actively hating him than liking him.

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

2 months

hey there darlings! show me your astarion tattoos, i wanna see them all!! (for science)

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

spoilers . . . so, considering how long elves live and the fact astarion is only 240yo, that means his parents may still be out there somewhere, mourning the loss of their son without closure after he simply *disappeared* one night. what’s worse, he may not even remember them.

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

7 months

good morning beautiful people! please accept this astarion in a brown and teal robe on isobels balcony ✨

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

i love that it’s been like six months since bg3 release and astarions popularity isn’t waning a single bit 🔥

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

astarion doesn’t like your singing

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

Sending out a big hug to all astarion simps 🫂

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

how to judge tattoos on other peoples bodies, a quick guide: ask yourself, does it depict symbols of hate, or mimic forceful scarring, tattooing or branding that is/was used against real people? if yes, call it out if no, literally move on. it’s not your body, not your choice

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

3 months

exactly

☽ daze ☾

@cybxrdxze

4 months

"but he killed people!" have you considered that he's beautiful

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

6 months

i know this tweet probably won’t reach the people that need to read it the most, but please… treat neil with basic respect. getting really horny in stream chat or signing requests or whatnot… it’s really not ok.

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

6 months

good morning darlings! it’s ✨bg3 positivity month✨ i’ve got something nice and easy for day 1: say something positive astarion! :)

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

5 months

i can’t listen to music like a normal person anymore because every song makes me think of astarion

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

3 months

your honor, i love this evil homicidal vampire ❤️

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

well hello there darlings!! thank you sm for 1K!🥂✨ let’s do a screenshot share to celebrate!! show me your tavs & your favorite astarion shots! just be sure to flag any spoilers! 😉

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

the forbidden spider-man 🌚

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

i just wanna hug him anytime he makes this face 🥺

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

this would work on astarion and he who was both

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

5 months

✨What your class says about you in #BG3 ✨

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

go babygirl 🥹

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@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

okay let’s play a game of smash or pass shall we?

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

these freaks 🗡️

cornflowersisblue

@Lisa90449752

4 months

Who is your favorite? #BG3 #BaldursGate3

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

7 months

Did someone say panromantic demisexual?

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

good morning darlings, just wanted to say that y’all’s headcanons about astarion are valid and i love seeing them on my timeline ❤️

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

7 months

good morning darlings! it’s busy busy over here so it’s gonna be a different color robe for the rest of the week i’m afraid 😄 he does look good in red tho 👀

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

another ascended astarion appreciation tweet 🥀🗡️

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

honestly, the most slappable face in all of faerun

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

6 months

✨bg3 positivity month✨ day 12: share a picture of your character(s)! let’s appreciate each other’s tavs 🙂

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

7 months

i’ve got nothing for 2K except a heartfelt thank you 🙏 may we be forever bonded in simpism for this pixel man

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

5 months

thank you phb 3.5 for answering my very important question 😏

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

2 months

we need astarion in this outfit for sure!

𝒗𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔🧛🏻‍♀️

@vampirearts

2 months

🤍Silver floral print white hooded cloak.🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

4 months

good morning darlings! i’d like to remind everyone that he is *the moment*

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

“nature used all of its powers when it sculpted you, astarion” exactly halsin. he is flawless. do you see any flaws in this image? no.

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

2 months

Good morning darlings! please show me your Astarion goodies… your accessories, pins, keychains, tshirts, ita bags… anything 🩵

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

8 months

good morning astarion simps! hope the monday treats you well ✨

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

2 months

it really does feel like an end of an era for the bg3 fandom. but a new era just begun! it’s time for the long term fans to tighten our circles. i can’t wait to see all the mods y’all come up with and i’m looking forward to all the creative things we’ll get to do together 🫶🏻❤️

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Astarion Thinker 💭🔞

@ThinkerAstarion

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So, uh, I made this a while ago and forgot to post… 🙈 Tick all drama fields you’ve witnessed/been a part of. I believe if you have more than one bingo on this card, you deserve financial compensation hahah. (This is strictly for fun btw! Don’t like? Scroll by. 🫶🏻)