Statman Doug @douglasclark28 Twitter profile

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

1 year

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

2 months

This entire thread

alannah

@guapunzel

2 months

earth use to be all women, we reproduced w parthenogenesis. no human can survive without the X chromosome and its about 3 times larger than the Y chromosome

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

1 month

Type shit

Weffrey Jellington

@jeffwellz

1 month

Sometimes you just want to see if you’ve still got it. Nothing deep.

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@douglasclark28

2 years

@notKU_fr @KhaliTheKing Shawty don’t know niggas been praying for times like this

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@douglasclark28

2 months

@wokeuplkechxppa This was the one😂

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@douglasclark28

2 months

When you randomly pass by her workplace at lunchtime and she gives you a new screen protector >>>

Oburahim™

@crowdcontro

2 months

No one launches you faster than an informal sector hun in love.

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@douglasclark28

2 years

Bro this!!! Remember after my suspension guys convinced my mom I had a gun or some shit and she just started crying telling me to produce the gun so they could forgive me😭😭

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

4 years

@Mir_Foster ‘If you the one, then God will let me know’

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

3 years

You thought hip hop was kumbaya???😂

Ms. Mamas 🥵

@_Byarugaba_

3 years

Drake sprinkling misogyny all over ewwww.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

5 months

Bro I’ve been dying since yesterday bc this nigga Kanye said they made him the face of Bipolar and now he wants his Royalties😭😂😂😂

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

11 months

The Acacia traffic lights were on green but the officer kept stopping the cars. Guys start to complain bc it’s been over 20mins and jam was only increasing. Guy in the TX comes out and confronts the officer who says he’s sorry but he had to put some time aside to fear women.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

3 years

Elsheba looks like those Gyza girls who go to All Saints

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

4 months

Bro used to have that look of guys who be happy for no reason

attractive guy

@GeorgeOfori7

5 months

Clinical years Before: After:

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

9 months

Not the first time a black man is being sold to the highest bidder

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

9 months

Liverpool and Brighton are preparing all documents for Moisés Caicedo deal — agreement reached on £110m record British deal after late night bid 🚨🔴 #LFC want to avoid surprises and then book medical tests on Friday, deal to be completed on player side early morning. ⏳🇪🇨

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

3 years

I’m going to start my own LDC. It seems those guys are suffering from a lack of competition.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

3 years

The fact that you can just be fired from work bro, like they don’t even call your parents first smh

Say It Valencia

@SayItValencia

3 years

What part of adult life surprised you most?

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

5 months

Spotify guys real assured me I’m the biggest Maddox fan in UG. At this rate I might as well find Namagembe myself.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

11 months

Bro if I ever caught my son ridiculing the family name like this…

Ólayinka🤠

@OlayKnowless

11 months

The fact that everyone started crying at once….Beyoncé 😭

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

3 years

Nigga like me just asking so I can say ‘damn that’s crazy’😭😂

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

4 months

I absolutely cannot miss mass this weekend. It’s going to be real cinema.

NTV UGANDA

@ntvuganda

5 months

UPDATE: Pope Francis has greenlit a shift in Catholic doctrine, permitting priests to bless same-sex couples. In a historic move, the Vatican announced this transformative change on Monday, emphasizing that "God welcomes all". #NTVNews

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

10 months

Bro wants guys to leave after they’ve constructed a road or two

Bamutya Trevor Brill I

@BrillRahman

10 months

Ngo league, Smack league etc but all you guys do is go drink alcohol, showbiz and go back with women to your 400k rentals to screw them.🤭

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

2 months

See now a curfew babe? Her parents woulda already called her home before the main act even touches the stage. I keep jazzing you guys.

𝕏FEMI

@_FemiFemo_

2 months

How’d you do this to your man?💔

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

1 year

Crazy how before you own a PlayStation you just be dreaming about pasa all the time. Then when you get your own you could even go weeks without playing it and you’ll be g. That’s why I believe married guys also don’t lash everyday.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

2 years

The way I need money bro I been walking around everyday looking for this mf

juliø🍍🧘🏿‍♂️

@Uwagasabune

2 years

Lest we forget.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

4 years

Boss boss boss, you pay for her nails no one is stopping you. We’ll keep you posted when she’s using them to leave marks on another nigga’s back.

Micheal Lubowa

@lubowami

4 years

Y’all want to eat Ladies’ money but can’t pay for simple nails 🌚

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

6 months

One day we shall have an honest conversation about Lupita

Nicole Nichelle

@alamanecer

7 months

how u fumble a whole Lupita Nyong’o…

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

1 year

Girls who don’t have curfew 🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

3 years

If this is how you people are spending the National prayers day, how shall we defeat the pandemic?

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

11 days

It’s really been a rough time for us physical touch warriors

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

2 months

Man I really hate whoever made guys believe that if a babe isn’t feeling you that’s your queue to apply more pressure. This shit don’t work like that. She’s not Pharaoh that you’ll arm twist her into freeing the Israelites.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

7 months

This why unfriendly tings are the best. Shit of entering kush and hugging 12 niggas before reaching your table <<<<

Peché Africa 🇿🇦

@pmcafrica

7 months

Boss keeps pranking her 👀👀🤔🤔 @pmcafrica

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

2 years

Gyza babes must be mob pla

TheRealQuis🎱

@_TheQuis

2 years

So this day party in LA on Saturday went something like this 😅

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

4 months

Life is really sweet when your bebe truly feels you. This guy doesn’t have to worry about shit like ‘what if Drake pulled up on your babe’ blah blah

Hon Anite Evelyn

@HonAniteEvelyn

4 months

Happy birthday, my captain of the waters, Darling Allan. How sweet it is to see us age together, I wish you many years & God's favour upon you! I love you & will always love you.❤️🎉♥️♥️

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

2 months

Guys aren’t serious at all. How’s this your biggest fear??? You imagine Arsenal won the UCL and Prem this season. Imagine that.

your sbwl

@zwotheramabale

2 months

My biggest fear is ending up with a woman who thinks sex is the answer to everything…

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

9 months

Get your own big generational bag and choose who you want then nigga damn

Dom Dom

@dbyersthegreat

9 months

Niggas getting that big generational bag and choosing white women will always make me sick 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

10 months

You’re the perfect kind of man for these babes

Alvin 🔥

@musiime_vin

10 months

But how do you fumble Keke Palmer?😂😂 Dumb ass guy.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

4 years

Hear me out, De Bruyne is incredibly talented. But this kind of movement and brilliance is what gives Ozil an edge over him as a playmaker!

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@WelBeast

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

1 year

Craziest thing about playing these guys is someone is going to run at you with the ball and you cautiously backtrack trying not to commit because you know it’s Son, then the guy enters the box passes the ball to the real Son

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

Official South Korea squad for 2022 World Cup. 🚨🇰🇷 #WorldCup2022 Heung-min Son, in. Confirmed.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

5 months

Some of these fits only slap when you have a whip. Otherwise you’ll be de in that jazz of something feels off chilla

Gentleman's Style™

@Gentlemansstyl

5 months

Yes or no

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@douglasclark28

1 year

This why you need a Pit bull and a Rottweiler. How do I unleash my dog on you and you carry it back into the kennel??

tim~timo📸

@teemothy23

1 year

Landlord Sets His Dog On A Tenant Who Owes Him Money 🤦🏽‍♂️, Nigerian landlords are something else 😂

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

2 years

Truth is, you guys need to accept that you don’t know him like she does

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

2 years

Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson are expecting their second child together via surrogate, @TMZ reports.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

4 years

I don’t know how many examples you need for some of you men to understand that feminists aren’t your friends🤣🤣🤣

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

8 months

They couldn’t risk releasing it without a video

Rap Alert

@rapalert6

8 months

Cardi B’s new single “Bongos” featuring Megan thee Stallion is out now. @iamcardib @theestallion

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@douglasclark28

4 months

Mars (TOP 10%⭐️)

@omarichozen

4 months

We not eating no more pussy in 2024!!

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

5 months

Man seeing pain consuming your people knowing there isn’t a thing you can do <<<<<

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

1 year

Baganda babes be making 3 year old kids do housework

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

9 months

Bro I’m tired of this genre of tweets man. Fucking hell. Y’all ever talk about something else? Men this men that men this men that. Talk about stuff that matters for once. This is how we’ve gone all this time not knowing Ramsdale was actually sus. You clog our TLs with bs.

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@urshntl

9 months

Vocal men are top tier. Imagine telling you how much they love you‚ point out your wrong doings in a nice tone‚ never invalidate your feelings‚ communicate with you when you hurt them‚ and telling how worthy you are and how much you mean to them.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

4 years

Been receiving threats in my DM and I just want to say let’s spread love during this time man, also you won’t catch me coz am staying indoors and we’re on lockdown, plus we have dogs and most of you girls can’t run.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

3 years

I’ll never forget how y’all came on here and assured us that Uganda had the COVID situation under control bc we had women at the helm of things

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

6 months

Guys had funny threats in school. You be de chilling from sloping what. Guys come back from the func jazzing you 🗣️🗣️it’s as if we saw your babe talking to Scobbo

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

3 years

Women on this app feel entitled to share their opinions on the way men look but tell one of them that they’ve got more rolls than a bakery and everyone loses their minds…

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

1 year

Shy girls are so amazing man. Y’all can keep the mafias.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

6 months

Always resist the temptation to cain a redemption receipt

Akramz

@Akramz_Jnr

6 months

Betting 101.

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@douglasclark28

1 year

If there’s one account you should be following on FT, it’s this guy. Pure ball knowledge, no ruckus.

Premier League Panel

@PremLeaguePanel

1 year

Analysing why Bayern Munich sacking Julian Nagelsmann is an unfair decision…

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

2 years

I’ve been streaming Travis Scott aggressively. I’m tryna help bro rack up for his settlement tbh.

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@douglasclark28

2 years

This that post brunch clarity

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@kairue_

2 years

It’s cheaper to be yourself

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

4 years

You spend so much time praying for love. You don’t realize that God already blessed you with all the love you need and it’s through some of the friends you have, you just have to open your eyes to see. But you just want someone to fornicate with and that’s the problem.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

1 year

Tandeka when VAR said the goal was actually Bruno’s and not Ronaldo’s

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

10 months

I’m thrilled upon receiving the news of my appointment as the new Commissioner of the @KBL_hoopers Kampala Basketball League. I am truly honored to have been entrusted with such a significant responsibility to contribute to and grow the league. I can’t wait to get started. #KBL23

KBL

@KBL_hoopers

10 months

Kampala Basketball League is pleased to announce the appointment of its new commissioner Mr. Douglas Clark Mawanda, for season one 2023/24. Teamed with a great advocate for sports development among the youth, we look forward to a great season ahead. “Aspire to Inspire” #KBL23

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

1 year

I’m pla how no one has mentioned them furry slides

Kri$

@iamkristieee

1 year

I want to hear men’s icks too😂😂

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@douglasclark28

8 months

Fellas is it in order for a man to have them affirmation sticky notes?Talmbout ‘I am strong’ ‘I am worthy’ ???

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@douglasclark28

1 year

Let me buy my sweets and go to Acacia

manny obeng

@MannyFBC

1 year

We tried this in Accra 🇬🇭

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

3 years

Until recently I hadn’t realized one of my worst fears was some guy clapping my crush’s cheeks to a playlist I made her

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

3 months

I’m still pla what happened bc bro had chap mobbbb. As in?? Do you know how pissed you must be to taep on a free pasa??

👽 F for Ffumu 🌌

@lastgreenhippy

3 months

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 bitandise.... my fuccing ribs.

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@douglasclark28

2 years

Lol bro, don’t overestimate your importance. You ain’t hurt no one’s feelings, you are just another young girl with a pussy and a twitter account.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

1 month

God forbid a man buy extra toothbrushes for the homies to use on game nights

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@nyam_nyamz

1 month

Going to his house and you find 7 toothbrushes…RUN😂😂

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

4 years

My mom gave us notes and told us to write all our prayer requests so she can carry them with her to church tonight. I filled mine and handed it back now she’s asking me who Jadon Sancho is.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

3 months

One thing URSB will do is make your clients think you’re a liar

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

2 years

I love it when the normal looking girls also winning🔥🔥

Elsa Majimbo 🇿🇦

@ElsaAngel19

2 years

Chilling . On a boat . Tuesday

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@douglasclark28

3 years

🚩🚩🚩🚩

Methia.L.Nabawanda

@MethiaLydiaN

3 years

The only reason I hate eating burgers is the fact that I have to open my mouth wide😭 it’s too much work Banaye

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

3 years

You must be really fun at parties bro

Abaho

@AbahoB8

3 years

@douglasclark28 LDC is a monopoly institution created by Act of Parliament. Meaning you cannot dream of such an act like creating your own LDC.

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@douglasclark28

1 year

Has to be this for sure. Had me fighting for my life tryna see what I’d done wrong

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@douglasclark28

4 months

Bro saw huns and said nah show me the man dem

m!lkshake.

@simon_omukiga

4 months

Am seeing only mid niggas on that "my girl >>>> " thread, where the cute ones at, i want to see how thy girls be looking like.

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@douglasclark28

4 months

Dark skin guys get tats and start looking like suspects

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@Owishemwe

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Tattoos are the only thing that makes me envy light skinned people.

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@douglasclark28

3 years

I wish I could tell when my friends are hurting

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

1 year

One of my opps getting married. I need you to make an appearance pls.

TumukundeTonny(TT)

@TumukundeTT

1 year

Last year I attended 4 of my friends' weddings. 3 of them have already filed for divorce. Topapa ojja kutomela.

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@douglasclark28

6 months

I think one of the underrated aspects of what you do is your ability to pick the right soundtrack for the energy in every video.

Zero Chills

@nyaika256

6 months

Black queens 👸 #theKampalastylebrunch

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

7 months

That Jada-Will situation is the exact reason you need to stay away from healing bebes. Like let them heal from dem ends. It’s absolutely not worth it. She gon date you and two weeks in she’s already doing funny shit like cutting her hair off whole time she’s fighting old demons.

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Statman Doug

@douglasclark28

2 years

Me each time my girl sends me different pictures of herself:

Begas

@omwanaballer

2 years

I’ve NEVER seen so many beautiful women in one night.

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@douglasclark28

1 year

Someone who grew up eating meat every other day isn’t going to complain about randomly being offered beans. That’s all I know.

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@douglasclark28

1 year

Watching Spartacus made me realise why there was dire need to write a letter to the Romans

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@douglasclark28

5 months

She’s called us sures

thought daughter.🪿

@_YahGirlLulah

5 months

go with a smackist

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@douglasclark28

3 years

Man I really used to be funny af until life taught me that ain’t shit funny

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@douglasclark28

2 months

There’s a specific genre of shows that I can never watch bc I know it’s bs already. All American, Blood and water, type shit. Real waste of time.

All American

@CWAllAmerican

2 months

Season 6 premieres April 1 on The CW! We’re playing for keeps. #AllAmerican

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@douglasclark28

6 months

Nigga you ain’t broke at all. But you’re never gonna pull any real bad bitches talking like this.

Roy Magero

@maje_paje

6 months

Cant even state my opinion on brunch outfits coz i am broke, and those girls at brunch would not even look at me…😅🤣

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@douglasclark28

1 year

Gayaza babes are like the Kardashians. And kids didn’t even bathe in rubs or none smh. Idk when kids are going to learn from our mistakes and finally channel their energy into Sunsas

Sama & TheLights💫

@SamaEmme

1 year

The moment those boys had sosh with Gayaza, I just knew they're losing all the three finals.

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@douglasclark28

5 months

@BirimumaasoR What if I give you 60k and an odd 2?

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@douglasclark28

2 years

Girls don’t post their other friends the same way they post their good looking friends

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@douglasclark28

4 months

Me I just want one pastor like this who’ll do that shit of praying for me and I fall down. That’s going to be my new test for these pastors. They’ll realise what standing on business means.

Gava Charles

@charlesgava_256

4 months

So y’all are finally opening up to the fact that your churches could be cults ? Anha! Interesting….

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@douglasclark28

1 month

This shit really be on you bc you ultimately choose your partner. And you shoulda known she moves like that. Now like that jazz of oba they squazz this guy’s babe at KPA what. Like first of all what’s your babe doing in Bweyos????

Oyindamola🙄

@dammiedammie35

1 month

Omahlay !!! How many times I call you?This boy no Dey hear word

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@douglasclark28

1 year

SUCCESSION fun but you ain’t never seen no generational wealth

🆃🆂🅰🆁 💎🌋

@thehardCampbell

1 year

"Breaking bad" fan but you failed chemistry.

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@douglasclark28

9 months

Some people used to tweet about every Kasbaby set until he soft launched on here

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@douglasclark28

5 months

Situationships just have bad pr but they bang. Stay de guys🤗

body yaazo

@akoslachapa

5 months

free my sisters in situationships omg

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@douglasclark28

2 months

It mashes me up how each time guys are going to Rwanda everyone thinks they’re going to squeeze a Rwandan ting what. Then guys reach de and realise that’s not how it works.

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@douglasclark28

2 years

It’s too many girls out there for you to start convincing someone to like you. Like there’s so many girls it’s ridiculous. If you released that one girl wasting your time you could prolly see like three others who are actually super interested in you. Respect yourself.

Thomas

@Owishemwe

2 years

If a girl likes you…YOU WILL KNOW! Leave her alone and find someone that likes you.

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@douglasclark28

2 years

No one hates on niggas baking like them shisha mfs who be snapping every single puff

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@douglasclark28

7 months

Man the way I don’t like niggas who aren’t very smart chatting to me about atheist jazz. Like bro you don’t got enough juice to be talking like that. Niggas just be there whole time their strongest argument is ‘But why did God punish Job’??? Dumb ass niggas

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@douglasclark28

2 years

Worst feeling in class is when the students are arguing with the lecturer, going back and forth and you are there not even understanding the point of contention

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@douglasclark28

1 year

I curse the day y’all learnt the word trauma

Bontle_Hloni

@HloniBontle

1 year

We don't talk enough about the trauma men put women through with their soccer obsession. I'm definitely not getting involved with a man that loves soccer idc.

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@douglasclark28

10 months

They call you a real man for putting up with shit like this and you also thump your chest?? Stupid ass nigga