Why do certain Djs touch the decks/mixer like they are touching a hot plate n lift their hands up super quick? I’m not to sure why this annoys me so much but it really does 😂😂😂
Why is it every time i go in the studio i say to myself “let’s make something happy and a little radio friendly” 2 hours later i have this fucking dark techno beat.... 🙈 sorry management 😂😂😂
If you are coming to see me play at a club show i will probably never tell you my actual set time purely because i want you to experience the whole night that the promoters have worked their asses off to make happen, take the full night to let loose and dance like crazy people❤️
I got a txt from my mum today saying “Your dad wants to come to Vegas to
@EDC_LasVegas
with you in May” this is why i love my parents. So hopefully we can make this happen daddy Clarke at edc!!!
Death is always a reminder on how real life is... in a split second life can be taken and changing the future for everyone. Live your life, be there for your family and friends. Remember to cherish every second you can because it might be the last second you have with them!
Super ready to play
@DesertHearts
festival... it’s been a festival I’ve heard so much talk about and now I’m finally playing it. I’m going to prep something special for you all!!! Lots of new music and i wana go super deep n dark!!!
During Fall CRSSD when I was GOING THROUGH IT on gotdamn acid
@djwillclarke
was right next to me and I couldn’t stop looking at him because his body looked like 3/4 legs and 1/4 torso but really small and yeah that’s my Will Clarke story thank you all for being here
Yo people if you see someone struggling in public don’t just sit their watching them. Offer to help or just help, we all need help at some point in our lives. Put yourself in their shoes and imagine if people just looked at you!
At least tag me in this post 😂😂😂!!!! However I’m sorry i didn’t play the music you wanted, i guess i try to not copy what everyone else is doing. Also i don’t really like to name a genre on what i play because it’s purely opinion based. 😘
I told Will Clarke to play real techno and not dirtybird techno and he pointed to the decks like “you wanna play?” So now I need to learn so next time I can play some dark fucking techno
Dear people... if you decide to fly please shower and spray some deodorant under your pits cos it’s not nice to make people smell your body odour... i hope the guy next to me follows me on twitter and gets the hint.
Can we all just take a minute i just remembered whilst i was playing at
@DirtybirdCamp
i slipped and fell on to a girl and accidentally pulled her wig off. It was the Granny’s Gone Wild wig. Im sorry but it was bloody funny 😂😂😂
I seem to be making more ‘housey’ records recently whilst it seems everyone is making faster techno records. Not to sure if im screwing myself over or doing something good 😂.
So this month I’ve written 8 new originals and 3 new remixes... I’ve also got a few more ideas cooking too!!! Not going to lie i think this is probably the most fun I’ve had in the studio for years... no pressure no expectations just writing music i love!!! ❤️
Someone has decided to release my Enjoy the silence remix. Not sure who did this however im not mad 😂. If you want a copy go get it here. It won’t be up for long -
When you are in public, smile at people, say hi to people, start conversations, tell people “have a good day”… you may make someone’s day, you may put a smile on someone’s face or they might think you are a weirdo but hey we all are weirdos so it’s worth it! ❤️
To all the people that are going to Proper NYE
@FNGRSXCRSSD
that are complaining or freaking out that it might rain… grow up, get ya cute poncho out that you got from shien and get those hands in the air and rave like you’ve never raved before! Love ya ❤️!
I've been working on this for awhile and happy to finally announce that I'm launching my label in January.
Go follow the account, watch the video and let me know what you think!
This weekend its all eyes on myself &
@DJSianOfficial
for our debut of
@AMOK_Music
at
@HARDFEST
just a quick one to say that the whole set is going to be brand new music from us, its a mixture of disco, techno, electro and just fucking good music. Be there!!!! 5pm Sunday!
Can we talk about how wildly inappropriate & unacceptable it was for
@djwillclarke
last night at CRSSD to play a track containing a full minute of ambulance sirens over silence?
I thought we were hearing someone fucking die right in front of us.
This is emphatically NOT OK.
Ok so I've been working on this record for 6 months and I'm scared to even release it but i fucking love it but i also can't stand it as i honestly think people will just think I'm being cheesy with it however I'm not so i don't know what to do hmmm...
If you get a face tattoo does it automatically make you in to a famous mumble rapper? If it does I’m getting one... Lil Clarkie in the motha effing place (all of this tweet must be mumbled)
Talks about pizza a load of likes and replies, Talks about new music released 0 likes and replies. Conclusion of the story become a pizza chef and open my own shop 💁🏻♀️
To the couple that were holding up pictures of cooked steak & pork chops with the writing “go vegan” at my show last night... A) the food looked so good that it will turn vegans on to meat B) you made me hungry C) no. 😂😂
I think everyone should watch WW2 in colour... honestly i know we don’t live in a perfect time however just over 75 years ago the world was at war, nearly whole races were destroyed, countries flattened. We have a long way to go but we have also come along way. Be grateful.
Can’t believe I’ve just recorded the 110th episode on the podcast. Although i have loads of goals for the show it is mad to me that I’ve sat down with 110 people and spoke a load of shit about music and life. Love it! Thanks to everyone that’s listened ❤️