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7 months

Do they discuss why Rick Ross said me and David Beckham fuck the same hoes on that documentary

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5 years

Yesterday someone grabbed me by my fupa at boiler room to talk to me, whoever you are I’m gonna beat you up one day

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3 years

Losing your teeth during pregnancy is so mad omgggggggg

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5 years

Fuck paying for a bbl, can someone pay for my laser eye treatment, I’m tired of not being able to see 💀

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1 year

I can’t believe the men I don’t want, get girls tho, that’s crazy

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1 year

asking who tf the girl next to him in the picture is when you really don’t care >

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5 months

Happy birthday to me 💓

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3 years

@PengCuntt I see a helpful woman tbh

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@cityboyhamz She is pretty ?

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1 year

@blaijankisola Leave her alone, thicky!

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7 months

@tiannelisex The people want to know

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11 months

Omg Catherine wants a partnership with moss bros, take that blazer off fam

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1 year

Who needs budget when you have bunda

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@Pinero_Nana

1 year

What’s your bank holiday weekend budget?

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2 years

My favourite desperate housewive😍😍😍😍

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5 years

Men from like 3 years ago will come to you to ask if you are free this weekend, it’s really drought szn huh

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11 months

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10 months

“You don’t even try to see me but be out with your friends” Sir they stopping me from going to London Bridge.

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1 year

Men want to take you on a date, meanwhile your depressed.

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1 year

Celebrating love, Mabrook to my sister 🥰💓

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11 months

Why would you come to Amapiano event and say you can’t listen Amapiano all night, stay home then 😭

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5 years

Nah sometimes I go in my insta dms and think.....is this what I attract :(

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5 years

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3 years

That okra box >>

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4 years

@Ballerops Something like this happened to me😔 it’s character building

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3 years

Views and I’m not talking myself x

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9 months

Maybe she was waiting for you, stop jumping to conclusions

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@BaitFaceNate

9 months

What a fabulous start to the week. Woke up to see this girl I used to shag naked on the sofa with my boy 🤣😭

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3 years

Kaz and Ovie

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5 years

This is me with #TheReceiptsPodcast 😭😭😭

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@genericgaystuff

5 years

Me pretending to be friends with the hosts whenever I listen to a podcast

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3 years

@youloverts Not then giving me a free shot of tequila, sksksksks I said you guys tried to poisonnnnn meeeee

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2 years

Only men that cheat are invited to my birthday 🙏🏽

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2 years

I was so waved I thought wizkid brought out Micheal Jackson

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5 years

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11 months

IM NEVER COMING HOME

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3 years

Then all of a sudden you see Pinero_Nana 🎭 and CultureCams now following

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@_ezeokolorie

3 years

“Not followed by anyone you’re following”

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11 months

Can we go back to throwing motives on a Saturday 😭

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3 years

@respawnedtarga1 I need to hire him

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1 year

They are all in croydon unfortunately

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7 months

My friends asked me why I document everything and I have to just say when my friend passed away this year, I love having pics and videos to look back at 🥲🥹 I have so many of her and makes me really cherish the moments I had with her, Alhamdilluah

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1 year

Was trying go toliet and someone was pamming in them toliets😭

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5 years

I’m always ending up with Pslam 46 dons, I just want a young muslim king

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6 months

Rans

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6 months

Drew a Picasso

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2 years

How’s London🙈

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2 years

It’s not a date, it’s hanging out with friends 😂

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7 years

Listening to drill music in the shower is dangerous

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2 years

Cheat back always and do it worse than him 🙏🏽

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5 years

@Pinero_Nana I laugh like this when I’m going through it LOOOOOOOOOO

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2 years

Ladies we only ghost men, we don’t ghost our friends👎

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4 years

I will let men throw champagne on my ass

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@dbcxptures

4 years

Ladies, if you saw another girl pour henny into your man’s mouth at the club, what you doing?

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5 years

Worry about your own relationship with God

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3 years

Me and Hoyo got the same 24 hour’s

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@ARD28X

3 years

You invested 1k into Bitcoin but when your mum asked for money to help pay her rent you started screwing???

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1 year

I could never do this because I will end up lisping

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1 year

‼️ Jake Paul vs Tommy Fury final face-off as Tommy pushes Jake…

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10 months

Can we have a good day please

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@jankyasia

10 months

Do niggas go thru phones ???

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11 months

Ella gonna learn how to share on the outside man

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1 year

No because this is why men are like 😨😨😨😨😨😨 when you do something nice for them, lads keep going so I can keep doing the bare minimum 🫣

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3 years

LOOOOOOOOOOO

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10 months

If tyrique tells me to dead off it with the guys I’m with, Wallahi adeem it’s done KHALASS MY BOY

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4 years

No one wants to shake ass for ciroc and loud

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4 years

If spac nation ever go turned into a movie, I want Taraji P. Henson to play Mariam Mola

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3 years

I wear mix and match pant and bra, no wonder I don’t get rose petals on the bed

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2 years

Same vibes

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1 year

She’s not wrong 😭😭😭 they treating soho house like it’s hayatt

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1 year

@MILKANDH3NNY You’re so romantic😭

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2 months

@brandypapii I don’t like your tone!

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1 year

What a beautiful send off today, May Allah bless my sister and grant her Jannah 💓

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10 months

If I saw this in the club, I’m calling security

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@DestinyAaron6

10 months

my fav video on the internet rn💕😍🥹😋

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10 months

When a girl says she’s a girls girl, she’s actually not😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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4 years

It’s based on a real story mate

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4 years

Coronavirus is moving like it’s on a world tour

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4 years

Coronavirus: Are African countries ready?

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6 months

Same vibes

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6 months

This is so real😭

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3 years

I know the leggings are ugly, I got it to show off my cheeks duh 🤏🏽

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3 years

😂😂😂😂😂

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5 years

It’s called loose women lol

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@AmiraHussain19

5 years

@DontHatePlayaz @MayaJama @LadyLeshurr @TheLondonHughes @MsBanks @sabzwashington @sophiedukebox @itv2 If there was a new TV show with an all White women panel it would be seen as racist. I don't see how the other way round is seen as acceptable, or celebrated

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3 years

Women lusting over the ape in planet of the apes

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4 years

@sabsrss Wait she’s polish

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7 years

I love her!!! 😭❤️

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@Joselyn_Dumas

7 years

Feels super awesome to see women break boundaries&Push the envelope,creating a blueprint for young girls to emulate Congrats👏🏽👏🏽 @ViolaDavis

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11 months

realest noot noot 🇨🇩

@ShansTeetz

11 months

Why are so many men up in arms about the women they’re talking to going to DLT? Get a grip.

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4 years

I’m a prawns whore🥺🥺🥺 give me pls

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@eatwitharli

4 years

Lunchtime! Decided to make a spicy king prawn & udon noodle soup w/ dumplings! Perfect during winter! 💁🏻‍♀️❤️🍜🍤

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4 years

Everyday complimenting me in my dms, when are you guys gonna buy me a Rolex

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1 year

Bryon Messia - Taliban is laced with crack, I love it so much

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5 years

I beat him at bowling and he got vexed and deleted me on snap when I went home 😭

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3 years

Never going wireless again if it’s in Crystal Palace, why was I walking in a forest for 20 mins and you people say south london is elite

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6 months

@JayAndreas___ A man saw cheeks and said go ahead!!

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2 months

No because it’s acc a RECESSY

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recessland tickets secured

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2 years

Dreamdoll is so pretty, I think I love her

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4 years

Relationship talk again???? I come on here to laugh :////

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7 years

Brought up in Tottenham but he moved to Peckham just last year

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7 years

What part of London is Drake from?

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3 years

I hope we are all have a successful Ramadan this year, Alhamdulillah 🙏🏽❤️

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4 years

Finally got the job I wanted🥺🥺

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1 year

@blaijankisola Leave that sexy woman alone!

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2 months

Theo James needs me

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2 years

Last time a babe asked how I know him and I said I’m seeing him because I wanted to ruin his night 🙏🏽

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4 years

He has a burner account

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4 years

My mcm ain’t watching Quarantine Radio. Husband material 🤩

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11 months

I remember this because how can I try leave because it was dead and security said don’t, drake is coming out 😭

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@beringei__

11 months

when bro came out of no where at a the end of a Skepta show . Ion even think Skepta knew ha lol

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3 years

Rekindling with old tings and acting like nothing happened >>>>

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2 years

“IM TRYING BE LIKE YOUUU” ass niggas

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1 year

You got 18 women smiling at this telling the gc “he thinks I’m funny”

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1 year

I hate it when a woman is genuinely funny because now why am I falling in love?

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4 years

I blame the 5g towers

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3 years

Offered to get a man a PlayStation 1 and now I’m the bad guy

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