realest noot noot 🇨🇩 @ShansTeetz Twitter profile

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

£25,003.47 in her account now😍

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

Why, as a man, are you born in June?

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Just eat the equipment at this point

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

When a man says ‘my friend’ he’s referring to a woman 99.9% of the time. If it was a man, he’d say ‘my boy’ automatically.

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Imagine being my mcm. How lucky.

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@ShansTeetz

9 months

Don’t date men that don’t have LinkedIn, that’s a start

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

If you’re not a black woman, you cannot accept apologies on behalf of us. Black men included.

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@ShansTeetz

5 months

Men that aren’t afraid to compliment you all the time >>> that “don’t want to let your head get too big” stuff

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Can’t wait to annoy my husband for the rest of his life

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@ShansTeetz

11 months

Kady and Ouzy are a very boring pair. No chat just

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

And April. What’s your issue?

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Don’t let your heart flutter jor, he’s saying that so his friend doesn’t say some wild shit

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@ShansTeetz

3 years

Black hideaway content? I couldn’t snort more of this if I tried #loveisland

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@ShansTeetz

8 months

@THOUARTCHI What kinda coonery???

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

Quick summary: • He’s vehemently apologising, not necessarily specifying what he’s apologising for •Just saying he did her wrong •Partial denying of cheating • “I love you” x100 • She made him promise to leave her alone • He went home and vomited

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@ShansTeetz

9 months

@gracehansbello Girl, I am not dating a war mule

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@ShansTeetz

2 years

@adorekem He’s actually otherworldly

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@ShansTeetz

6 years

I thank Toby for dying on the cross for my sins

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Tweet like Spac members

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

Chantelle Lewis at Recess

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

All the men coming to say ‘gIrLs Do ThIs ToO’ need to understand that I don’t care. I’m not on your side x

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

This Gloria woman is absolutely stunning

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

I don’t know him or anything but RIP Josh🙏🏾 my condolences to his friends and family

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

People with small teeth scare me. I’m sorry, but they look like they bite people just to prove a point.

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Can’t lie, I’ve always thought excessively liking other women’s pictures is scatty. What makes it any different than ogling at other women on the street?

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@ShansTeetz

9 months

This timing is horrid omg💀

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@ShansTeetz

6 years

I did this and he stole my money and aired me 🤪

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@TiaToldYouSo

6 years

MAKE FRIENDS ON UR COURSE THEY WILL HELP U

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@ShansTeetz

6 months

@MILKANDH3NNY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL????

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

I haven’t seen anyone wear this abysmal outfit

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Notice how after he says ‘meeting up with my friend’ there’s a lack of information to follow. If it was his boy he’d voluntarily give you a report on his whereabouts at what time.

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Sending him ‘don’t open this around anyone’ attachments while he’s at work to frustrate him >>>

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Now he just looks like yam

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5 years

Matt LeBlanc, oh ya boy

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

Defending your man and then the truth comes out must be bottom 2 damn

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

I’m actually in my own league

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Golden hour

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10 months

A successful weekend of being hot

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

Nobody: Instagram: liked by THE NIGGA YOU FUCKED and 136 others

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5 years

🐝

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@ShansTeetz

3 years

Not The Liar, The Wig, and The Wardrobe! #DatingACheater

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@ShansTeetz

5 months

Lipsing makes the world go 'round!

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5 years

Nobody gon see this anyway

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

Me >>>

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

@THECLASSICMANNY Seven?!?! EMBEZZLE?!?!?!?!

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

@seaofknees_ They could never hold a candle to radiance of her beauty and I want her to know that!

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

The guy at 0:17 clocking her has finished me😭😭😭

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4 years

These are the women breaking y'all hearts? Lmaoo

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

This is how all Brazilian/Portuguese music sounds I’m crying dhdjdndj

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@ShansTeetz

3 years

One thing about Tyler, he’s gonna put his hand on Kaz’s nyash #loveisland

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

One thing about hotels, no matter what the weather is, that AC is gonna HIT

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

I remember this one man that used to constantly express his disdain for big girls which puzzled me because he too was a big girl.

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@ShansTeetz

6 years

“How could you make that your hubby? Empty tummy, that nigga eat brass” Unknown T tells us not settle for broke boys. Ugh, a proverb.

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@ShansTeetz

3 years

Znuie owns literally every hairstyle and hair colour. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Jail?

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@PennyLDN

5 years

Why do ex tings come out of jail and think they’re still on your rotation? I’m a whole different person now 😂

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

@TheJ2ocean It’s a universal term usually used by the LGBT community which means drop dead gorgeous or really good 😂

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@ShansTeetz

6 years

@BLVCKMATTERS The gag is, it’s him 😂😂😂

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

The Taz’s Angels era was iconic sksksk I wanted to be one when I was younger before I knew exactly what they were💀

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Lords of BMI, Gatekeepers of Respiration, Ringleaders of Health, Masters of Deadlift, Awon Treadmill

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@ShansTeetz

6 months

Happy Fally Night 🇨🇩

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@ShansTeetz

2 years

Not y’all asking for business seminars in the sun

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2 years

We need a love island for 30-40 year olds. Not everyday 23 and single for 1 year.

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Some of these little girls who are boiling sexual liberation solely down to having sex with anyone have no idea what it actually means and certainly aren’t feminists. Sexual liberation literally means you are FREE to decide what you want you want to do with whoever (or no one).

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Tall men are such attention seekers. What more attention do you need? WE CAN SEE YOU!

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Fam money actually means nothing if I’m not attracted to you. I can’t force myself realistically loool

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@ShansTeetz

9 months

The people with paced comprehension capabilities have found my tweet 👎🏾

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

Men on social media will fully try to move to you and hold conversation without having any pictures and avi. This is not the account of a gambler.

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@ShansTeetz

1 year

Beyoncé you just fackin wait for London babe👍🏾

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@CowboyCarterWT

1 year

Beyoncé thanks Brussels, Belgium for being the best audience of the tour so far. 🇧🇪 #RENAISSANCEWorldTour

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

Suffering from whining withdrawal. Send help.

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

“Got a text...not a man” sksksksksk

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@ShansTeetz

3 years

Big up the men who know they don’t meet your standards and gracefully bow out.

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Good morning. Do you have enough meat for all the cheeks you desire?

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@ShansTeetz

3 years

This show is a MESS and I haven’t watched an episode yet

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

Annie Drea has some beautiful male friends I just wanna say.

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@ShansTeetz

2 years

Still a bad bitch in both

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

A lot of these boys guilt trip women into having sex with them too. So many women end up complying because they’re afraid of the consequences or feeling awkward. Especially when it’s in a space that they’re not familiar with.

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Anne Frank, 1945.

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

I’m not filthy rich rn I can’t fucking breathe 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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@ShansTeetz

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Not to suck my own nipples or anything but I would also be shocked at my beauty upon meeting me for the first time. Congratulations to all involved ❤️‍🔥

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

If you haven’t asked me to be your girlfriend, I’m single. I can’t come and kill myself for situationship.

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@ShansTeetz

3 years

I get suspicious when random women request my insta page. I probably slept with him, and?

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

Ima need some dick in this box. Or whatever Roddy said.

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@ShansTeetz

4 years

Posting partners isn’t for everyone. Some people do, some people don’t. Be with someone who shares the same views #AskOloni

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

@LolaLo36 In some cases, yes, especially if refrains from using pronouns after and tries to say ‘they’ instead

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@brandypapii 😭😭😭

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Someone flirt with me, I’m bored.

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@ShansTeetz

1 year

Adobe Lightroom

@Lightroom

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Favorite photo you took in 2022:

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4 years

She depicted it so perfectly

TAIWO⁷

@_teewo

4 years

In case you dunno, read, digest and understand.

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

Using the sharpness of his trim to shave your pubes >>>

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@ShansTeetz

2 years

Davide’s not put in any effort and then is surprised that she doesn’t want him like that anymore? As if she can survive on workout grunts alone pls #loveisland

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They all look like Envy Variants

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@exoticnot4rn

7 months

dawg one of dj envy/cesar victims said the chain they gave him broke off his neck while he was walking😭😭

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

I’m either skipping meals (because I cba or forget to) or stuffing my face. There’s no in between.

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@ShansTeetz

7 months

Y'all are so BORING

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@midwestbimbo

8 months

Instead of girl math or girl dinner or girlsplaining im going to turn it around. Like start something good. Girl intellectualism. Girl learning. Girl nutrition. Idk I just like can’t take what we’re doing anymore

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3 years

Unfortunately for some, I have to continue to be sexy every month.

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

@seaofknees_ Oh I was gonna do that anyway

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@ShansTeetz

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@loren1k_ I’m just doing the Lord’s work, queen

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@ShansTeetz

5 years

If all his shoe boxes are stocked up out in the open in his bedroom, he’s going to rubbish you

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@tiannelisex What’s your problem 😭

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@ShansTeetz

6 years

Wow I make 19 look amazing #birthdaygirl

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3 years

Omg after she flipped it 😍

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