dennis @dennismacelroy Twitter profile

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dennis

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Reading is a very low IQ activity. You’re just putting someone else’s thoughts into your brain instead of your own. Staring blankly at a wall is an objectively smarter activity

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@fasc1nate I would’ve stayed still too if this dude was interrogating me

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@shoe0nhead when did Ben Shapiro transition man ive been out of the loop

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@fasc1nate little known fact that often goes off by the wayside, but the interrogating officer hold the world record for how far back one has ever leaned in a chair

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@EverythingOOC I hate myself for this and it’s not even my brother

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@CreepyOrg Gonna let this OF ad slide, creepyorg

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@thechosenberg Can I get uhhhh iced coffee no ice

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@CreepyOrg This is just the GTA 6 character creation screen

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@ShitpostGate This post brought to you by PositivityMan

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@image_origins It’s the “well damn Jackie I can’t control the weather” meme with a few pics switched out as an anti-joke

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@tulpapilled deciding if you like her before spending money on her, that's peak German engineering

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@historyinmemes this literally could not have been more scripted

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Imagine this is what you gotta go through every time you get a bit thirsty

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@insultsrare Text is green so she doesn’t have iPhone and therefore no FaceTime for those wondering

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@cctvidiots I am so disgusted what’s her number

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@lethalrejection Can we pretend that hot boys with ugly girls are like shooting stars cause I could really use a wish right now

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@ShitpostGate this is so bad that it's good that it's bad again

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@PicturesFoIder Her arms were locked, his weren’t, probably made the difference

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@historyinmemes Don’t ask why the refrigerator was ventilating into 12 inches of solid concrete

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@CreepyOrg You fell for one of the classic blunders

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@vidsthatgohard Even started it with the record scratch freeze frame, natural storyteller. Netflix gonna make him an offer

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@tulpapilled Lean and artificial muscle mass ≠ healthy

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@reddit_lies 5 people. You hear me? 10. I can’t believe you’re defending someone who killed 25 people

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@Hey54636 they look it up on reddit

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@AMAZlNGNATURE That’s crazy you are like the 5th person I’ve seen who this exact horse was watching sleep whilst camping

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@tulpapilled That man is 17 years old

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@tulpapilled man needs a soibot

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@interesting_aIl Dude was crushing puss all night after that

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@thicksies @SigmaActivity More like who asked

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@vidsthatgohard Dude really went after his sandwich preferences like that with no remorse

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@HumansNoContext Probably this

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@lporiginalg Legend has it that he finished all 6 Smirnoff ices and half of one bud light

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@messedupfoods Too hot, cream curdled Recipe looked good tho

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@image_origins Someone just cropped the photo and made a fake account for this I know because it’s something I would do

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@MrEdogtagnft you can rent one of these things for a couple hundred bucks. and kitesurfing is pretty cheap too

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@historyinmemes The Chinese player caught the ball because he assumed the white guy double hit the ball but it was just a fake out for those wondering

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@user84829272 You are correct we all need to do better about speaking like this, I will be sure to be careful about it going forward

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@jacuzzicoaster I read the page hoping to discover how Billy pilgrim lost his wife in such a terrible manner and was incredibly disappointed

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@EverythingOOC if you're pro incest you're about to have an ugly family real soon

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@ShitpostGate I don’t get it but I bet it’s really funny lol

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@EverythingOOC it's to protect them from a false advertising lawsuit

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@greg16676935420 @lavaztar i dont think it would work because the man has no arms so he cant steer

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@CreepyOrg my mother in law

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@interesting_aIl Fuck is he cooking that calls for a teaspoon of larval fish

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 mars has more gravity than the moon but the apple falls slower according to this demonstration

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@tulpapilled Haha yeah I’ve been hugged by many a lady let me tell you

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@wildtiktokss that would be true if there were 364 days in the year but alas, there are more

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@vidsthatgohard actors of the year

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@EverythingOOC Amber how is that even a question If you’re getting your life ruined it might as well be worth it

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@PicturesFoIder Select who you breed with wisely

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@finextremist @ShitpostGate Thanks pisscar

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@InternetH0F This is a scene from the television series Louie

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Shallow ass tub wouldn’t even cover my pecker with water

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@tulpapilled can confirm my penis looks like a hiroshima victim

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@thechosenberg he left out the part where hes grinding his boner into his trousers

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Pretty sure I could do that with zero training fym professional just give me the circle machine

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@unkyndled That is so embarrassing

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@ShitpostGate Context at your service

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@tulpapilled Euros dream of being sandwiched between two 6’6 Slavic guys on public transit

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@image_origins Oppenheimer 2 where he can fly and the bad guy is like an evil squid or something

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@litcapital “It was all her idea, she stole everything. I didn’t take a dime.” refuses to elaborate leaves

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@sonnerly It must be true because when i read the first half I assumed the conclusion was the opposite

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@reddit_lies Do doctors not tell anyone anything anymore

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@growing_daniel Yeah, she’s finished. Poor girl

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@lporiginalg Hehe this will be sure to get some of them

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@cctvidiots She been cheating on her diet every day so what

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@tulpapilled *opens the milk* Hmmm… *sniffs the milk* Yes… *sips the milk* Exquisite

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@tulpapilled to give them a bonner

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@messedupfoods Yes just dump it all on the table, this will please me

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@lporiginalg i did exactly this (only it took 16 abortions) with my gay boyfriend and the child is happy and fine

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@ytalgol @shoe0nhead ohhh

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@SuspectFed Hey, tor expert here Tor is compromised, but there are some workarounds to preserve your anonymity. When using Tor, make sure you're using it on Windows 10. You want to "blend in" with the pack, and this isn't ideal on an OS with a 0.5% market share like Linux. If you've tried

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@greentexts_bot Throwing in the class of train is what sealed the deal

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Imagine drinking this at 3am

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@ShitpostGate There is a gyrados in all of us, waiting to be awakened

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@stillgray because they didnt want her recording this

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@lporiginalg the pull ups

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@lporiginalg You mean they no longer want to risk their lives for people who hate them how strange

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@greentexts_bot boomers will say anakin's actor is bad which is true but have they seen luke's

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@s4m31p4n They say it improves your mind muscle connection but really it just makes you wonder why you’re a bad person

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@historyinmemes he was like dont ever send me to a white neighbourhood again

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@WomenPostingLs 30 minutes to paint a long fence with no experience keep dreaming buddy god forbid

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@ShitpostGate Flamin hot cheetos girl already got picked up I guess

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Sand stabber

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@greentexts_bot Seems normal to me idk

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@cctvidiots Should be an immediate disqualification

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@okimstillhungry The one that got away

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@krassenstein i will kayak across the ocean before i attempt to endure the travesty that is economy class flying is it too much to ask for a few less seats on board so everyone can be seated comfortably

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@tulpapilled 6 million? Over what period of time? Something doesn’t add up

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@WomenPostingLs if youre gonna lie about something at least think the story through a bit

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Manatees just want love and the government has made hugging them illegal. Truly heartbreaking

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@crim_tweets_ Good to know there are some lines certain PH account makers don’t cross

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@DailyLoud Didn’t she get cancelled for forcing those girls to use a carrot as a dildo or something

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@greentexts_bot Low test vs high test autism

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@tulpapilled Worlds funniest German

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@WallStreetSilv She went to school to be what she wanted to be, this is more of a case of why are these degrees so expensive when the jobs they qualify you for pay so little

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@PicturesFoIder Bitcoin is the future

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@ipodmacbook @s4m31p4n I remember him saying that his character on the show is how he wishes he could be all the time so that makes sense

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@Wolffe104 You know he was just sitting on that line from the moment saget said he had lost his son with a head full of dopamine

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@messedupfoods when did they change green

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@tulpapilled no they just confuse smoke alarms sounds for hallway sounds

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