David Koechner @DavidKoechner Twitter profile

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4 years

So sweet, and I am crying. Bless you and all of us.

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6 years

Hey gang, it's game day! GO @Chiefs !

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3 years

I was honored to play Norm's brother on SNL, and I will always treasure those moments spent in the grace of a great. #NormMacdonald

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7 years

Hey Mike,things in Hollywood are moving quickly. We appreciate your interest but we do not feel a New York type is right for the role.Kisses

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7 years

In LA sportin' my #ChiefsKingdom gear for #RedFriday @Chiefs

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5 years

I know it’s hard to tell, but @RobRiggle and I are pretty fond of the @Chiefs . Can’t wait to take home that W next Sunday! LET’S GO CHIEFS!!! @SuperBowl @NFL @nflnetwork @ESPNNFL #TBT #superbowl54 #miamisb2020

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5 years

Until this last Sunday, I never thought this moment would be topped. I love you, @Chiefs . #TBT #SuperBowl2020 #Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom

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8 years

. @NFL Like this? Go @Chiefs !!

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@DavidKoechner

8 years

#chiefskingdom @Chiefs @ChiefsPR @ChiefsCheer let's go CHAMPS! Be safe getting to the game.

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@DavidKoechner

6 years

I like it Drew! I like it a lot!

Dave Matter

@Dave_Matter

6 years

Drew Lock’s new “Whammy!” TD celebration is a nod to @DavidKoechner ’s Champ Kind from “Anchorman.” And, yes, Lock knew Koechner is from Missouri.

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@DavidKoechner

2 months

Premiered 20 years ago today. Whammy.

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

4 years

Hey Gang, @Chiefs – Kickoff Edition is here! Go to your local Kansas City @McDonalds or go to to purchase your flag. #kansascity #redfriday #kickoffedition #kansascitychiefs #football #cheifs

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10 years

My daughter just had us start watching @OnceABC . My takeaway: @LanaParrilla is one of the best actors I have ever seen! Brilliant!

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7 years

Go @Chiefs !! #ChiefsKingdom

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10 years

Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Broadband @midnight #InternetASong

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7 years

Impactful & successful @BigSlickKC wknd. "Thank you!" to our generous celeb friends. Still raising funds @

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6 years

Heartbreaking

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7 years

Ooopsies

Scott Dworkin

@funder

8 years

Photo:Jared Kushner in Russia w/Ivanka-at event for oligarchs wife-investor in Rosneft-oil co from dossier #russiagate #trumprussia #resist

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9 years

whammmmmy @Royals win the World Series Whammy!!!

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@DavidKoechner

11 years

I am not trying to be gross, improper or untoward when I say there is FAR TOO MUCH implied finger banging in couples figure skating!

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3 months

June 26 years ago. One of my first movies.

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6 years

All it takes is a V8 in the morning and I’m off solving crimes. #TBT to appearing on @Psych_USA with @JamesRoday , @DuleHill , @maggielawson & @Omundson .

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9 years

#FIsForFamily from the brilliant @billburr now on @netflix ... I play this guy

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11 months

In Colorado with all my siblings (and some in-laws we don’t need to talk about). Performing at @StanleyHotel #EstesPark - then staying to watch the @Chiefs tromp the @Broncos . Follow along, won’t you?

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9 years

Go @Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom

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7 years

PLAYOFF GAMEDAY! Rooting for my @Chiefs !! Fear Nothing #AttackEverything

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7 years

I say we repeal and replace the president.

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4 years

Hey Chiefs fans! Red Friday Kickoff Edition is coming soon! @Chiefs

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@DavidKoechner

8 years

Amazing focus and determination @Chiefs biggest comeback in Chiefs History great game. Great job #alexsmith

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@DavidKoechner

6 years

Remember that time I caused a ruckus in the audience at a @WWE event? #TBT #RoyalRumble

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@DavidKoechner

7 years

Reppin' #FIsForFamily @FIFFNetflix (just picked up for season 3)

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10 years

Go @KCChiefs

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11 years

Nailed To Lacrosse #ReallyExtremeSports @midnight

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@DavidKoechner

7 years

It is happening TONIGHT… 9pm, only on @Showtime . #TwinPeaks @SHO_TwinPeaks @SHO_PR

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

8 years

Hey @realDonaldTrump you are a fucking asshole! Sad. Sick. Trite. Child!

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@Vallmeister

8 years

For people doubtful that Trump heard the request to shake Angela Merkel's hand, this shows he did:

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11 years

Some @KCChiefs love at @nflnetwork tonight. #Anchorman2 #Chiefs http://t.co/zMfOzv35y0

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@DavidKoechner

9 years

Ok all you firecracker punks, that's enough. Time for bed. I don't think you are motivated by patriotism at this hour. #iameveryonesdad

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@DavidKoechner

6 years

I blame Duncan Hunters wife for my performance in Piranha 3 DD.

Jon Cryer

@MrJonCryer

6 years

I blame Duncan Hunter’s wife for my performance in”Superman IV.”

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7 years

. @TeamCoco I have previously autographed and mailed back fan mail photos of @robcorddry This guy loved me in @BallersHBO

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@DavidKoechner

5 years

I guess I should have done some research before going on @colbertlateshow in my comfy clothes! #TBT

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@DavidKoechner

8 years

I got my book signed by the author, who may or may not be standing behind me. Gets yours! Out now. She will watch you read it. @KateySagal

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@DavidKoechner

10 years

It's only Tuesday and it has been an amazing week in @KCMO @KCChiefs @KCRoyals

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@DavidKoechner

7 years

I hope the entire Mueller Grand Jury is Transgender.

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@DavidKoechner

7 years

We are better than this.

Raw Story

@RawStory

7 years

Georgia GOPer warns black attorney she ‘may go missing’ if she tries to remove Confederate monument

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@DavidKoechner

8 years

I think I just peaked. #HighSchoolIn5Words @midnight

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@DavidKoechner

5 years

Can't believe it's been 15 years since #Anchorman ! Hope to get together with the news team for some Afternoon Delight. PS. Miss you, Ron.

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@DavidKoechner

7 years

Fuck you @realDonaldTrump

Raw Story

@RawStory

7 years

‘You’re fake news’: Trump blasts CNN’s @Acosta for grilling him over Charlottesville violence

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@DavidKoechner

4 years

Wow, I can't believe it's been 25 years! Here’s a flashback to a great time on Saturday Night Live, when I got to be a part of the “Brasky Buddies!” #SNL

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@DavidKoechner

10 years

Proof @robcorddry and I are in fact the same person. http://t.co/KLxLYRNLW9

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@DavidKoechner

8 years

Dear @BarackObama thank you for Everything you have done. I don't think you are leaving on the 20th. Please cancel the movers.

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@DavidKoechner

10 years

Amazing game @Royals Let's do it again!! #WorldSeries #TakeTheCrown #Royals #KC

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@DavidKoechner

10 years

Out Cold reunion. @thomaslennon @galifinakizs http://t.co/rKsd0DBRHE

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@DavidKoechner

7 years

Again and again go @Chiefs !!!!!

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@DavidKoechner

11 months

In Colorado, road-tripping with all my siblings (and some in-laws we don’t need to talk about). Performing at @StanleyHotel #EstesPark - then staying to watch the @Chiefs tromp the @Broncos . Follow along, won’t you?

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@DavidKoechner

10 years

Who would guess ol no shoes up on wall would also be a loud phone talker? http://t.co/0vNY9AOfG5

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@DavidKoechner

6 years

More than $2M raised for @ChildrensMercy . Thank you to everyone who participated in @BigSlickKC ! @davidwain @elizacoupe @EugeneMirman @HaleyJoelOsment @HilarieBurton @IBGomez @jaketapper @JoeLoTruglio @MrJoshHopkins @Kat_McNamara @kevinpollak @KevinRahm @lauramarano @MartinStarr

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

10 years

Remember: Life is fake and no one is really here. Have a blessed day.

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@DavidKoechner

10 years

#SNL40 http://t.co/LxcON8y4AC

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@DavidKoechner

7 years

Hey #SuperiorDonuts fans, that lil lady is played by my real-life wife @leighkoechner

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

6 years

More than $2M raised for @ChildrensMercy . Thank you to everyone who participated in @BigSlickKC 2018! @MaryLynnRajskub @michaelianblack @RichEisenShow @TriumphICDHQ @SammLevine @sarahchalke @sarahtiana @Thezog @TaranKillam @TonyGonzalez88 @OrvilleIV

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

8 years

What a punch to the comedy guts R.I.P. #GarryShandling You will always be an inspiration.

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

2 years

Thank you, Kansas City! An incredible @BigSlickKC weekend resulting in another $3.5M raised for @ChildrensMercy pediatric cancer research. You can still donate:

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

5 years

Forget @popeyes and @ChickfilA , Champ's got the best Chicken of the Cave. #TBT

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

5 years

The things you find on Instagram these days. Something about this just feels right... and a little wrong? #KingoftheHill #KotH @McConaughey @tomhanks @ActuallyNPH

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

10 years

Yes! @KCChiefs let's keep it going.

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@DavidKoechner

7 years

What the Fuck?

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7 years

Trump visits with victims of Harvey, says they are "really happy." Weirdly calls the storm "a wonderful thing for even the country to watch"

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David Koechner

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8 years

Come on folks this Trump guy has to GO AWAY!

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

15 days

Extract came out 15 years ago. One of my favorite characters to play.

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@DavidKoechner

11 years

Great Championship game! Whammy!

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@DavidKoechner

6 years

Let’s bring those Cheers and Shouts to this Sunday’s game, folks! I know the @Chiefs will be Champs this weekend, cause those guys work hard and Aim high. #TBT #LetsRoll #ChiefsKingdom

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@DavidKoechner

6 years

I rock the slim fit #SuperiorDonuts

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

7 years

Hey Trump. Just go away.

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@AdamParkhomenko

7 years

he's just not there. there's nothing going on in that head.

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8 years

What the fuck are you talking about.

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@DavidKoechner

9 years

. @midnight tonight w/ @jimjefferies @MaryLynnRajskub @nerdist on @ComedyCentral http://t.co/8nvT0LLPRp

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

6 years

You are a fucking embarrassing idiot!

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

6 years

Please tell Prime Minister Trudeau and President Macron that they are charging the U.S. massive tariffs and create non-monetary barriers. The EU trade surplus with the U.S. is $151 Billion, and Canada keeps our farmers and others out. Look forward to seeing them tomorrow.

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9 years

That's 23 lbs of Christmas meat. Who's the wise man now?

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@DavidKoechner

9 years

My guess is someone already did Womb Raiders, right? #AddMomRuinAMovie

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

10 years

Dear young people. You are not required to get a shitty tattoo before you are 25.

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@DavidKoechner

9 years

. @TheRealHos35 at the plate aaaand WHAMMY @Royals win game one!!!!

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@DavidKoechner

7 years

Best part of @BigSlickKC is visiting @ChildrensMercy kids like Ryleigh... who, understandably, likes Paul more

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

9 years

@Chiefs aaaand Whaaaaammy! Chiefs win!! @ChiefsPR @ChiefsCheer @Chiefs__News

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

6 years

Fuck trump! Remove fascist pig trump now! We must move n the Whitehouse as ethical-moral imperative yo retake our country

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David Koechner

@DavidKoechner

6 years

Yeah wow you are a racist bigoted xenophobic moron who will forever be remembered as the darkest figure in American governance. Progress always wins. You will go out in chains.

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6 years

SUPREME COURT UPHOLDS TRUMP TRAVEL BAN. Wow!

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